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cozylittleartblog · 2 years

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swatchvember: 90′s, rainy day, sleeping

cramming some of these prompts together to be silly <3 they spent a lot of time back then keeping some rich up-and-coming little salesman entertained, he’s one of their best customers. maybe you’ve heard of him...

#deltarune #swatch #spamton #swatchvember #art #doodles #swatchlings #queen #i didn't mean to go that hard on the first one but the colors were important i thought asdflkjdsf #um! ok to tag as ship :) even though it is not meant to be ship they are still just here for his wallet wjhbdfbhj #they're both . drunk. swatch gave him the bill and he paid and left and they nodded off because this is their joint they can sleep where th #where they want. except he intended to come back and when he did they were already conked out. so he just. ''hey thats a good idea'' >zzz #and nobody saw him! nobody saw him they just saw swatch. he falls out of view when he lays down in those booths so he just got to Stay There #... anyway they're plenty awake now ! 😂#regular spamton is a reprehensible little man but bigshot era spamton is just a little guy with big dreams and i would let #him sell me a vacuum cleaner #... that's reprehensible little man Affectionate. but still #i'm so cool i don't need to be drunk to forget how to count B) i just dont know how to count by Default!#before i forget if you see this pleas use they/them only when referring to my swatch ty!!!

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braywashed · 1 month

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My mom told me I couldn’t be autistic because “you make friends so easily!” Mom am I making friends or am I just holding other kids hostage, telling them every single fact I know about cats (learned from all of the books about cats that YOU bought me because you thought it was “cute” that I was soooo interested in cats), and giving them a detailed rundown of every wrestler’s storyline on Monday Night RAW (which I only got into while randomly flipping channels one night and then YOU told me every wrestler’s backstory, but you insisted such intricate knowledge is perfectly normal)? Am I making friends or am I being bullied because I can’t stop talking about things other kids don’t care about and/or find weird? Mom. Answer the question, mom!

Girls Are Just Like That!

GIRLS ARE JUST LIKE SO QUIRKY

TEEHEE

#i got taken to the family doctor because i was like a dog when i heard a vacuum cleaner or any slightly off or slightly loud sound #and stayed up all night and would watch the same thing over and over and over and over....#didn't like being touched...................#didn't emote.................#'it's a girl you're just used to sons probably normal'#now as an adult i'm like 'yeah i genuinely don't think i'm totally normal but you know i adapted'#too little too late to give a fuck now i guess idk

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madd-nix · 9 months

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if i go to jail for strangling my brother, just know he tried to kill me first by bringing over his girlfriend 's cat all the time, knowing i'm allergic

#me talking #vent #rant #for legal reasons this is a joke #but seriously i have not been able to smell and/or breathe right almost all year cuz of them #the excuse is her door doesn't lock so she's afraid the dogs might hurt the cat #BUY A FUCKING LOCK #OR STAY AT HER HOUSE TO WATCH THE CAT AND NOT COME TO OUR HOUSE #like i was nice at first about it cuz i thought it would be an infrequent thing and that he'd keep up with cleaning his room #but the cat lives in his room half the time now and he doesn't keep up with cleaning #and i'm just constantly stuffy and feel on the verge of being sick a lot of the time #and i had to renew my asthma inhaler prescription for the first time back in the spring #after not needing it for like 7+ years #and when i once asked him to vacuum his room while his gf could hear #apparently that upset her and 'made her not feel welcome here' and that i had to apologize #i did not apologize cuz fuck you! you're the ones not allowing me to breathe in my own home!#my brother is a fucking idiot #i'm so tired of playing nice with them #i might just send him a link to how cat dander travels along with where to buy door locks #i hate my brother sometimes i really do

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peniscat · 1 year

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two weeks without succession and i'm coming to realize that i need something else to fill the void it left behind or else i'll probably perish

#of course i could just. stay here forever. is that possible #i'd watch svu but i can't find that ancient bastard show anywhere. or then i just don't know where to look lmao #maybe i should finally finish bcs. i feel like kim wexler would be good for me right now #also yes i'm procrastinating. i should be vacuuming.

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ayyponine · 11 months

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Gonna rain all day and i don't have anyone to come w me but..hmm free lil punk concert at local park tonite

#i have stuff to do i should mb stay in and get to it instead of going into a crowd alone just to hear some music possibly catch a cold #but hmm. variation in daily routine..#idk i have 90 mins btwn work and the lil concert ill do food vacuuming and some relaxin first then see how i feel #pretty low on energy since my digestion is still fucked so yknow. idk if going out would give me more or less pep

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permanentreverie · 9 months

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a moment of joy in days of tired darkness!!!

#i complain way too much here so sharing my triumphs <3 #(taking a page from songbird because i want to be more like her)#getting home from work today i was able to get ALL of my chores done!!!#i loooved having my friend stay with me for a week i truly needed the break and she’s such a blessing <3 #(we bought ‘soul sisters’ matching bracelets - hers gold and mine silver - and the statement couldn’t be more true 🥹)#but in that i let my room get VERY messy #and i was busing working yesterday and didn’t have time (literally cried on my way home because of how tired i was)#so i made it a goal to do everything tonight so tomorrow (my one day off) i may relax!#so i was able to clean my room; do two loads of laundry; wash my bedding; vacuum; water my plants; and tidy my bathroom!!#it may not sound like much but it was a MESS #also i did my nails cause they broke :(#so now they are VERY short (had to cut them) and i painted a few coats of clear nail polish so hopefully they won’t break #i have to get gas and get my oil changed and exchange some icecream tomorrow morning #but then i’m just gonna relax!!!#would like to change my themes but we shall see. i want to watch tv and read mostly #also i’m gonna stop in and book a hair appointment for next week!!#that’s right i’m gonna chop off my hair #it’s been years and i didn’t get it trimmed as it was growing out so i have lots of split and dead ends #and if i have to get it cut i may as well just go all the way yknow #i love having short hair and i’m lowkey excited #and i work 6 days after that but thankfully i booked myself for opening shifts which leaves my evenings free to myself which i really love

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apexulansis · 1 year

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au where it’s post kariian rebellion and ardaka has killed yeskiv so he’s the new dominion leader and he Fucking Hates It

#OOC.#leadership is a burden #especially if you’re leader of -gestures-#but like fuck he would leave that power vacuum to start #he would stay as long as he would need to go stabilize the dominion #and i still a better leader #but damn he would hate staying lmao #would rather have killed mom then been like ✌️ aight bye

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tardis--dreams · 2 years

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One thing about me is that for each hour of work i need to rest for 3 hours and that's just not compatible with what's expected of me and it's runining my life

#like #i don't even do anything physically strenuous #I'm just sitting and typing and looking shit up #and one hour feels like eternity and for some reason i get very tired even if i got like 7 hours of sleep #sick of it really #i didn't manage more than 6 hours per day for the last week #and I'd need to do 12 or more to stay on top of things #so that's awesome #also that doesn't include household chores #so I'm currently torn between finally cleaning the kitchen and vacuuming my horrible apartment #or doing actual work i get paid for and doing stuff for university which would be relevant for my future #shut up amy

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lesbianuhaulindustrialcomplex · 2 years

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my roommate has been SUCH AN ASSHOLE this week and last night she stayed up all night long and she went to bed at 6am and now there is a literal PARADE happening outside at 8am for advent and I'm not christian but hallelujah!

#shes mad we keep doing normal daytime things at normal daytime hours bc she constantly stays up all night #shes not even working either afaik bc she has a job outside shes not wfh or anything #shes hosting people and listening to music and shit im PRETTY sure she lost her job #not that she would be decent and tell us so we could financially prepare shes already trying to get out of paying for anything #and yesterday she yelled at us for cleaning like vacuuming at 1 in the afternoon!#and then yesterday she literally tried DEEP FRYING SOMETHING AT 3 AM #but im the asshole for *checks notes* cleaning our floors on a friday afternoon #cool cool #i was gonna be petty and make a smoothie but i think marching bands trump a blender

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girlscience · 2 years

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i need everything to stop happening so much at all times

#realized perhaps somethin was up when i was scrubbing my cats litter box barehanded with dish soap and a sponge while kneeling in the shower #i also vacuumed did the dishes picked up my whole floor cleaned my desk took out the trash cleaned my kitchen table and made my bed #all in about 30 minutes 🙃#if everyone i know could stop having serious health problems and crappy emotional problems and if work could tone down the increasing stress #and if i could fall asleep and stay asleep that would all be great #it literally is something new and terrible every single day

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fingertipsmp3 · 2 years

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Being in a different time zone and seeing all my UK mutuals online is like “WHY are they awake at 5am 😦 go to sleep omg” and then I remember I’m in the States and I’m like “oh it’s just me that’s awake at 5am. That’s fine”

#my circadian rhythm is officially fucked (tm) i landed at 6pm pacific time but 2am in my brain and then i stayed awake #until i couldn’t handle it anymore (which was 11pm/7am) and then i slept for 4 hours and now i’m seeing the auras again #but i can’t fall asleep and it’s been 2.5 hours #and the americans in my house are asleep because it’s not even 6 yet #so i don’t want to disturb anybody because i know C has work etc #so to summarise i will be passing away #oh and i didn’t sleep on my flight. i mean i got 15 minutes and then some random woman shoved her whole arse in my face as you do #my whole thing is i know i’m not going to sleep on the plane regardless of my seat so i pick an aisle so i can at least go to the bathroom #without bothering anybody; but then being in the aisle fucking Ensures that i can’t sleep #i got kicked in the face by a baby’s leg. it wasn’t the baby’s fault but good lord #every time i fly i think about how flying sounds like such a magical thing but capitalism has literally made it as bad as possible #like why am i pissing into a tin can which is also a vacuum and why is the aisle so small. why is the tray table weird #why is the amount of leg room so small. literally there are microbes that would have trouble #anyway. i’m here now. hopefully i can go back to sleep for a bit ✌🏻 i feel like the whole world is moving so. yeah #i just want One more REM cycle and then i’m going to go eat a bagel. i don’t think that’s too much to ask #personal

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heterophobique · 29 days

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Now that I’m no longer in grad school and have zero fucking responsibilities besides my job, here’s my daily goals:

1) go for a jog

2) go for a walk

3) clean one room so apartment is always clean and I don’t get stressed about having to clean entire apartment

4) take edibles :)

5) read books for fun

I already went for a jog this morning and uffda I’m tired but feeling great

#kj is struggling y’all #before grad school I would clean up 1 room daily and my apartment stayed clean all the time #that would be just like wiping stuff down or vacuuming #so then cleaning never become a huge chore #my apartment is such a mess rn and I fr need to clean it #so ima do 1 room each day woo

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frostbite-the-bat · 30 days

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... My parents really for real are leaving the uncleaned, rotten potato juice and other misc unknown juice infested, LITERALLY FRUIT FLY LARVAE INFESTED, cupboards, in the bathroom,

For like the 4th day starting today if I am counting right

Sure just don't let me shower sure just let me get paranoid over the larvae sure make me not trust the bathtub for like a week sure let the place get more infested sure let it stink up the whole place SURE LEAVE THE FUCKING BATHROOM UNUSABLE

#I was the one who found the cupboard btw #They fr left shit there for months #Never checked it #Bc I don't cook or stay in the kitchen a long time unless I'm actively seeking Being Alone and Not Food #I never checked #Whole place infested with fruit flies #Thousands so many #'haha guess it's summer gotta be the trash' mom says #Then I try finding the source myself on an already extremely low appetite #....... Yea let's just say I just had to comfort food it out again after my discovery. So bad.#I know they've had work but. Uhm. Today home all day. Are they seriously not gonna clean it unless I say #I'M NOT DOING IT I'LL THROW UP + IDK HOW TO DO IT DO I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN TAUGHT #TO CLEAN ANYTHING #We don't even have basic cleaning supplies.#They always leave gross buckets of gross?? UNKNOWN LIQUIDS #In there for DAYS #And I CANT TAKE A BATH JNLESS I ASK SOMEONE #FOR #DAYS #LEAST HYGIENIC FUCKING HOUSE JESUS CHRIST I GET TOLD MY ROOM IS GROSS AND DIRTY #BUT ITS THE CLEANEST PLACE IN THE HOUSEEEEEE #Would be better if WE DIDNT LOSE THE WHOLE VACUUM SOMEHOW #Where IS IT.#I can't with this house #Vent #Sorry I'm talking abt this situation a lot (@my friends)#Like Uhm I wanna shower. I haven't since my Transgender Werewolf Period began #No since BEFORE IT. I'm DISGUSTING. PLEASE. GET THE LARVAE INFESTED THING OUT OF HERE #AAHHHHHHHH #I'M WRITING THIS BC KM AVOIDING BRUSHING MY TEETH NEAR THIS THING.

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stellacendia · 2 months

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I hate it when things break in such a way that they're still technically perfectly functional but the broken thing is just really annoying. It's honestly worse than things breaking in a way that makes them non-functional cause then I just don't use the thing. But if they're still functional? Well now it's silly if I don't use it cause it still works, it's just more annoying now

#stella speaks #one of my vacuums at work will not stay in the upright position #which is incredibly annoying #but otherwise the vacuum is working just fine #and now i have to decide which would irritate me more: using this vacuum as it is #or going and getting my backup vacuum which i like less

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ifeelfreewithoutmyshoes · 2 months

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I kinda wanna go on a rant but I honestly just think I need to sleep

#and be alone for like 24 hours #I haven’t had a day withou any plans/other people for at least three weeks #and I’ve had busy weeks before that as well #and my next week will be busy as well #it’s a lot #I’ve put in FREE in my calendar to make sure I don’t have plans then #and this weekend I was supposed to be off but it was the only week I could meet up with my cousins #it was super fun but my brother was kinda like so how did u think it went #and overall I think it went well and so did he #one of my cousins was feeling less so yesterday apparently #but once again I really think it went the best it could have been #one of my cousins fucked kinda up tho and arrived at like half past midnight bc he double booked himself #and his sister was feeling kinda bad for him that ha arrived so late and we would just head to bed so he didn’t get anything out of that day #whereas I very much felt like it was his own fucking fault #I was not gonna stay out till half past 2 when I’d been out partying the day before and I’d already felt just seeing them Saturday/Sunday #took a lot of my energy #that was kinda the rant anyway #but it was a nice discussion with my brother about it #bc I was also slightly annoyed by some of them playing Pokémon go instead of the board game the five of us was playing #but talking it out with him helped with that so it’s fine #then now as I was vacuuming I started getting annoyed at one of my cousins bc #I think it’s ridiculous that he can’t respect his trans brother (my cousin)’s new name and pronouns #so he’s got a free pass to use the old one #bc my other cousin asked bc no one ever really told her what was going on and she heard different things #and I’m still annoyed by that I find it weak as fuck #our grandmother I get but my cousin is 19 he can fucking do better #anyway at that point I realized how stupid tired I am and that’s probably not helping #but since it’s only 7 pm and I need dinner and stuff I can’t sleep yet #so here’s the rant instead I guess #me

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bathrobe-wizard · 11 months

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110% a rant post i need to scream into the void before deleting but

I am so fucking tired of living like a 1950's housewife, and I really wish I could afford to keep my house without a roommate or working 2 jobs.

#he cleans HIS cats' litter box (almost a week overdue. never vacuuming the litter off the floor. leaving the empty boxes in the room.)#takes the trash to the curb. mows the lawn. and I do EVERYTHING else despite the fact that he makes 10x the mess i do #he doesnt even finish his own laundry! it'll stay in the dryer and he'll pull his day's clothes out until i put it in his room #i got aggravated today bc i had to go finish a coworkers shift and lost 2.5 hours of cleaning time for a whopping $20 earned #and he asked if there was anything he could do to help like! i know youre trying to be nice but you fucking LIVE here it would #help if you would fucking WIPE A GODDAMN COUNTERTOP OFF ONCE A WEEK or PUT YOUR FUCKING TRASH IN THE TRASH CAN #maybe if you cant put your dirty dishes in the empty dishwasher you can at least RINSE THEM OFF BEFORE YOU STACK THEM IN THE SINK #weve talked about it dozens of times. tried lists. alarms. bribes. trading off chores. i gave up #so im going to be a good housewife and keep my mouth shut except venting here #and reminisce about the few months i had of living alone (before he got kicked out of his new place for being a noisy slob)#delete later

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