#in this au tho I think they’d both be 32

[boydykedevo]

Rotating Taagnus ethersea au and i guess since elves don’t really exist in ethersea Taako would be a human… (I’d still give him the ears tho if Devo gets halfelf ears it’s only fair)

I’m just trying to think how old I want him to be. I guess the question is whether I’m thinking IPRE ages or BoB ages, like if Mags is 20 or 32. Cuz if he’s 20 Taako’s a couple years older. But if he’s 32 they’re around the same age

[swearwolf-writes]

Teen Wolf 2020

it’s 2020 and corona is a bitch :) the wolves might not be able to get sick but they still wear their masks bcs they could still be carriers so *clears throat* WEAR YOUR MASKS Y’ALL!! this is very much a no one dies/everybody lives au :)

[CROSSPOSTED ON: AO3]

Scott McCall - age 26

this cute nerd. he studied veterinary medicine which takes about 4 years so he graduated in 2017 and works as Deaton’s partner at the Beacon Hills Animal Clinic. he’s dating Isaac (bcs he came back from France with Argent, remember) and Kira (she came back from the Skinwalkers in 2019 and has a proper grasp on her powers). sorry scalia shippers but it’s not really my thing-

Stiles Stilinski - age 26

NERD. anywho- FBI dork became an agent in 2019 whoo and lives in DC with Lydia, Derek and Braeden. he’s dating Lydia and Derek and things are pretty chill - he yells at arseholes who refuse to wear their masks bcs ‘it’s uncomfortable :(’ like bite me karen no one cares

Derek Hale - age 32

grumpy sourwolf actually knows how to smile!! who knew- he lives in DC with Stiles, Lydia and Braeden most of the time but he and Braeden travel often to fight butthead hunters who need to mind their own business. he’s dating Stiles and he and Braeden are engaged - it’s cute and they’re being dorks about it. he likes to complain that they’d be married by now if it wasn’t for freakin covid

Lydia Martin - age 26

your local genius banshee~ 🥰 still awesome, still a harbinger of death - so yk, the usual. bcs she had extra credits she started as a junior studying maths and graduates in 2016!! 🎉🎉 she moved to DC after she got some money together while working as a tutor - the quartet splits rent (but usually it’s just Stiles and Lydia splitting it bcs the other two don’t technically have jobs and yk Derek is an unsub and Stiles is in the FBI which Lydia finds hilarious). she teaches adults in the local community college and helps supernatural folk on the dl - she runs a grief counselling service at the same place for people who’ve lost someone. she’s also trying to get a degree to become a high school maths teacher and it’s a lot but she’s got it handled.

Allison Argent - 24

accidentally brought back from the dead by the Dread Doctors. everyone could not stop crying bcs she’s back baby!! she died in 2011 age 17 and came back in 2012 so she wasn’t dead long thankfully - wanted to kill Theo bcs he messed with her pack even he did bring her back. she’s a chimera now lads- she needed a kidney transplant when she was young which was why she was kept away from the family business. she was a werewolf-werejaguar chimera like Hayden but stayed a chimera. Chris and Isaac stayed home and bcs she and Isaac never actually broke up, they kept dating - she found it funny that Isaac and Scott were dating at this point,, meanwhile they were panicking wildly :) she went back to school and said she wasn’t dead, just in the hospital for a really long time. she joined Liam’s year and again, wanted to very badly throw hands when she found out about Monroe- she’s the coolest, like she has claws and bow and arrows

Malia Tate - 26

our girl went to France as promised and hooked up with plenty of hot French people *le eyebrow wiggle* she found her beau there in France and it was not a love at first sight sort of thing - she wanted to punch them in the face,, in their very pretty face- she was basically doing her own thing when she smells them, another bloody werewolf and like don’t get me wrong, she’s fond of werewolves, but bloody hell do they cause trouble. and they smell her too and it’s like ‘eh-?’ bcs werecoyotes aren’t so common as werewolves. and they’re just there in a club in Bordeaux and they’re sniffed each other out and they kinda just pause like huh- bcs they were were not expecting to see someone that pretty- but that’s not the point of course- they pretend to leave together and as soon as they’re out of sight from humans, they start fighting in an alley, as you do. it ends up with the wolf tasting the wall bcs who the hell are you- once they figure out they’re both just there to party, things chill and they see more of each other, naturally, it’s all just a big coincidence and doesn’t mean anything. and then they’re dancing and it doesn’t mean anything. and then they’re sleeping together and it doesn’t mean anything. except it does. and they don’t know when it became normal to cuddle or wake up together or have breakfast together but it just was. and when the cute werewolf (who I still don’t have a name for-) plans on moving to the next place, she comes with. the pack are happy for her and they usually road trip from place to place so when the pack comes to visit in Prague? it’s fun to say the least

Kira Yukimura - age 25

she came back from the Skinwalkers in 2019 and she and Allison became good friends. she kept going with school from home and is dating Scott. her powers are strong and when she sneezes bcs yk pollen or wtv, there’s sparks and it’s hilarious and Scott finds it adorable. she doesn’t really know what she wants to do yet and that’s cool of her

Erica Reyes - age 25

they thought she was dead- think again bitch, she slowed her heart rate down so they couldn’t hear and everyone thought she was dead - when the alpha pack got rid of her body and Allison found it, she told her to tell the others to pretend she was dead bcs of the Alpha pack - they beat the Alpha pack but she and Boyd hid with Satomi’s pack while that went down and helped generally after. she kept going with school and bcs she dipped for a while, ended in Liam’s year and eventually became a nurse in 2017. she works with Melissa McCall and joins for family dinner a lot.

Isaac Lahey - age 25

went to France with Chris Argent but kept going with his studies at Chris’ insistence. was dating dating Scott before he had to leave with Chris but they didn’t actually break up,, it was more ‘i’ll miss you :(’. came back to Beacon Hills when Chris came to help with the deadpool business and stayed bcs of Allison and Scott 💞 his studies were mostly uninterrupted and he studied law, becoming a lawyer in 2020!! so at least one good thing came of this infernal year- he wants to specialise in family law.

Vernon Boyd III - age 26

yea no, Derek didn’t mercy kill him bcs he was fine :) de nile ain’t just a river lads he went into hiding with Satomi’s pack and came back when the Alpha pack was dealt with. went back to school and ended up in Liam’s year. he joined the air force when he was 18 and finished his rotc training stuff in 2018 and it’s pretty alright - he’s a pilot but was discharged in 2019 bcs someone started with him and bcs they were a superior, he couldn’t say shit. so now he likes to wear ‘fuck the army’ and ‘fuck the air force’ shirt. he has mad respect for the people out there but the people in charge? fuck em

Aiden Steiner - age 27

he lives bitches 😎 Ethan had a silver chain on so he plugged the wound with it - it counteracted the oni poison and the chain started melting into the would (he had mild silver poisoning but he was fine). school was normal and now he’s an engineer, living in Beacon Hills. he and Ethan left for London for a while bcs that town was crazy af. while Ethan was very happy there, he missed home so went back. he got an online ordination and learnt Japanese bcs why not

Ethan Steiner-Whittemore - age 27

got married!! whoo 🎉🎉 Aiden officiated (this is 2018 btw) and it was cute. the whole pack was there and the wedding was in London bcs as quaint as Beacon Hills is 

‘i’m only planning on getting married once so this is gonna be awesome’ - Jackson Whittemore, 2017

he’s dramatic but yk Ethan was a blushing mess bcs ~life partners~ he’s soft y’all. he’s a primary school teacher in London and they’re part of the South London pack.

Jackson Steiner-Whittemore - age 25

also got married!! whoo 🎉🎉 ngl he’s lowkey a trophey husband/sugar hubby bcs he’s rich af - he does business with his dad but it’s not a big workload. he and Aiden want to adopt and yk being rich will hopefully help

Theo Raeken - age 25

ah yes, the absolute nightmare bi enby returns. (i hc him with he/they pronouns ✌🏽 as you do) so he successfully gained Scott’s trust and is part of the pack - yay! he and Allison have a sort of ‘you’re a bitch’ ‘no u’ *saves each others lives* relationship at this point - it took a while for Allison to warm up to him but he did save Liam’s butt several times so,, anywho, he’s still a werewolf-werecoyote chimera and he’s cool with it. he went to an online school and got his high school diploma - Liam then snuck him into the school and he signed the bookshelf bcs yea he didn’t graduate there but he did go there and now he’s graduated so yay. speaking of, he and Liam are dating, yea ik we been knew. they started dating in 2014 and Theo now works waiting tables at a local restaurants bcs he lives with Liam and his parents (you best bet that when they found out he was living in his car, they made him move in so he pays rent, not at their request but his). that was till 2017 and they moved out into an apartment together. Theo chips in on rent but it usually ends up being split 60:40 (Liam: Theo) so he cooks and cleans a lot,,, mainly bcs Liam can’t cook and does laundry like a maniac-

Liam Dunbar - age 24

this werepup is just as chaotic as always - he cannot be trusted with laundry bcs he doesn’t split colours from whites :) honestly it makes me wanna cry a lil bcs he can’t even fry eggs either- he has Theo to cook for him tho so that’s all good. he’s a history tutor for the high school students bcs he likes history and he knows the pain of high school- *shudder* he got an online Spanish and TESOL (Teaching English to Speakers of Other Languages) degree and is now teaching at Beacon Hills High but yk his first year teaching is all online bcs 2020-

Mason Hewitt - age 23

he’s Emissary to the pack when they don’t have Deaton *wipes tear* he’s all grown up- he went to UCLA and majored in biophysics and minored in LGBTQ studies (graduated 2017). he lived on campus (kept the bat next to his bed lmao) and videochatted with Liam almost everyday - he would visit almost every weekend even tho it’s a 6 and half drive but hey. he got an apartment near the uni where he and Corey lived after he graduated. they’ve been engaged since 2018 (it was actually the day after the Steiner-Whittemore wedding). he’s helping work on a new drug delivery system and they moved closer to Beacon Hills (Sacramento)

Corey Bryant - age 24

he also went UCLA, studying comparative literature and LGBTQ studies, and lived on campus (for 3 years before moving in with Mason in 2017) before graduating in 2018. they’re engaged and moved to Sacramento. he’s writing a novel that will thankfully have nothing to do with their confusing ass lives

Cora Hale - age 28

lesbian queen *bows* still part of her pack in Ecuador, South America - she’s got a lady lover who I call Rosa (affectionately nicknamed Rosalita). they met when she first got there age 12 (Rosa being 13 at the time). Rosa taught her Spanish  and made her feel like part of the pack - after all the Alpha pack stuff, when she went back with Derek and Peter, she didn’t realise how much she’d missed them- how much she’d missed her. Derek asks if that’s her girlfriend and she’s like ‘wha- o.o’ and Rosa just goes ‘yup - nice to finally meet you guys’. she still visits DC to see Derek and Beacon Hills to see Erica and Isaac. even tho she lives in a different continent, Peter still looks out for her, sending anonymous donations in Talia’s name to the areas surrounding her pack’s territory

Brett Talbot - 24

*singsongs* ~he did not die~ the car swerved out of the way and the pack took him to Deaton who burnt the poison out of him (it was a long and painful process but he’s fine y’all). he’s the new lacrosse coach at Devenford Prep and he and Liam have a (mostly) friendly rivalry :) he’s a single pringle not bcs of lack of dates but just bcs he hasn’t found the one yet

Lorilee Rohr - age 22

also did not die :) she finished high school (2015) and went on to studying at UC Berkeley (art practice and theatre and performance studies, major and minor), graduating in 2018. she and Brett moved once he reached age 18. she makes and sells art from home

Nolan Holloway - age 25

after proving himself, same as Theo, he was eventually accepted into the pack. he and Gabe were dating and that’s that so he did mourn him for a long while. he works with hunters on the dl, trying to stop them hunting the supernaturals - he’s flipped 23 away from the dark side by 2020. he and Liam are friends which took a while but Nolan has his back (like there was that one time someone from the lacrosse team said they weren’t gonna ‘follow some mongrel’ so he reminded them that Liam was co-captain and if they didn’t wanna follow him, they could kindly fuck off :)) he’s a simp and has a raging crush on Brett like me too bruh

~the end~ for now

[beelieveinfandom]

Sethany

Some stuff from the chat about a noncat that is godmod canon the new main character of the AU. Someone write this fic please.

matt-Today at 2:16 AM hey y'all okay so thought: u know how black cats always look like the void with eyes when u take a photo of them right? here's my idea, void with eyes that vaguely resembles a cat and is taken in by an old lady with failing eyesight

LumiKat117-Today at 2:17 AM Sooo it would look like a cat

((Also cats are the best ever))

matt-Today at 2:18 AM old lady: hey look at my cat i love him anyone with actual functioning eyes: ................... uh

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:18 AM What does this blob of void feel like?

LumiKat117-Today at 2:18 AM Pffft yeah Soft silky fur Like how Nightmare wool feels like real wool just uber soft and silky

matt-Today at 2:19 AM oh yeah of course the void is soft and silky smooth

LumiKat117-Today at 2:20 AM What would its name be?

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:20 AM Mittens

matt-Today at 2:20 AM whiskers

LumiKat117-Today at 2:20 AM Ebony

matt-Today at 2:20 AM oh no i change my mind mittens is better ndksksksksk

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:20 AM Something really stereotypical

LumiKat117-Today at 2:20 AM Lol

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:21 AM This old lady isn't the most creative person on the planet but damn does she love her "cat"

matt-Today at 2:21 AM or maybe something like an actual human name like timothy or geronimo

LumiKat117-Today at 2:21 AM I like Ebony

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:21 AM Sethany

LumiKat117-Today at 2:22 AM Sith

matt-Today at 2:22 AM SETHANY

LumiKat117-Today at 2:22 AM Sith like from Star Wars

matt-Today at 2:22 AM no that's the name of her other cat who is like. a default grey tabby

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:22 AM Are you implying that Miskebonany might be evil??

LumiKat117-Today at 2:23 AM Pffft

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:23 AM How dare you imply that Miskerbonany might be anything other then a perfect darling

LumiKat117-Today at 2:23 AM No

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:23 AM So what does Sith think of their "sibling"?

LumiKat117-Today at 2:23 AM I think that it would be like the most affectionate 'cat' ever

matt-Today at 2:24 AM i'm not sure if it's funnier if sith ADORES little sethany or can't stand it

LumiKat117-Today at 2:25 AM How about both? Like one moment they would be cuddling and then the next they would be hissing at each other

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:25 AM Well, Sith would be hissing. The other one doesn't make noises

they just

ooze

LumiKat117-Today at 2:26 AM Lol

matt-Today at 2:26 AM they don't knock stuff of tables they.... absorb

LumiKat117-Today at 2:26 AM Lmao

matt-Today at 2:27 AM "sethany darling have you seen my glasses" [a shlurping noise is heard offscreen]

LumiKat117-Today at 2:27 AM My two cats kinda get along but the smaller one won't let the bigger one get close or she swats him

matt-Today at 2:28 AM m̸̀͡ę̢̀o̗͇̕w͜͏̝

LumiKat117-Today at 2:28 AM Lol

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:29 AM Oh god and they don't meow, they literally say "meow" like a human would total monotone.

matt-Today at 2:29 AM YES like text-to-speech

LumiKat117-Today at 2:29 AM YES And it sounds like Siri

matt-Today at 2:30 AM hey sethany do i have any appointments today? m e o w

LumiKat117-Today at 2:31 AM What if Sethany and the old lady actually talk but to anyone else they just hear the monotone meows?

matt-Today at 2:31 AM hmmmmmmmmmm i'm conflicted because it's Quality when it's one speaking normally and the other in monotone meows

LumiKat117-Today at 2:32 AM Like they just think the old lady is crazy and she just thinks her cat is special and purrfect

matt-Today at 2:32 AM you say that like sethany ISNT special and perfect haha nice

LumiKat117-Today at 2:32 AM I had to

matt-Today at 2:33 AM of course

LumiKat117-Today at 2:33 AM And it is purrfect and special Oh What if it LOVES CAT PUNS

matt-Today at 2:34 AM oh fuck yes when someone tells a really bad one they hear m e o w m e o w m e o w and sethany comes patting around the corner

LumiKat117-Today at 2:35 AM And it just curls up in their lap until they tell it all the puns they know

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:35 AM Which sounds cute until you realize it's really more of a hostage situation. You cannot get up if Sethany is on your lap

you just can't

matt-Today at 2:36 AM they are Here and therefore you are Also Here

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:37 AM

LumiKat117-Today at 2:37 AM It's like you've become a purrmanent fixture of the furrniture Lol yes Gremlin

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:38 AM Ots supposed to be sethany

Sethany cannot be photographed

matt-Today at 2:40 AM i mean they CAN be photographed but..... it's not really sethany

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:40 AM

LumiKat117-Today at 2:40 AM YES

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:42 AM Yes thats it

matt-Today at 2:42 AM YEAH sethany the void cat folks i think we just won the transcendence au

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:43 AM

matt-Today at 2:43 AM it's not gonna get better than this

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:43 AM That's really cute somehow?

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:43 AM Sethany in the dreamscape

matt-Today at 2:44 AM perfect amazing wonderful

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:44 AM

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:44 AM oh that's good

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:45 AM Void with eyes Sethany is best notcat

matt-Today at 2:47 AM

"m e o w" -sethany

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:53 AM Cuddling Sith

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:53 AM gasp

Zilleniose-Today at 2:53 AM okay guys I'm reworking tau, alcor is no longer the main character

matt-Today at 2:53 AM o h m y

Zilleniose-Today at 2:54 AM all hail sethany

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:54 AM A L L H A I L

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:54 AM Sethany is the one

H A I L S E T H A N Y

matt-Today at 2:54 AM rip alcor 201?-2017 you won't be missed because we have sethany now

Zilleniose-Today at 2:54 AM

A L L H A I L

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:55 AM ALL HAIL

LumiKat117-Today at 2:55 AM Daww

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:55 AM 2014-2017 ftr

LumiKat117-Today at 2:55 AM Pffft What if Sethany and Alcor were friends?

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:56 AM Okay so now we need to figure out exactally where Sethany fits into the AU That would work

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:56 AM Sethany is alcors notpet

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:56 AM although Alcor tends not to like cats, how would he feel about a "cat"?

Zilleniose-Today at 2:56 AM please... can sethany float too, like. this little old lady sees an amorphous floating cat, drifting sideways and saying "M E O W" and sees nothing wrong with this

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:56 AM Even he doesnt know what it really is But it comes to him for food every now and then

LumiKat117-Today at 2:56 AM It could be like the personification of the void in his hat

matt-Today at 2:56 AM sethany ABSOLUTELY floats

LumiKat117-Today at 2:57 AM Catification*

Zilleniose-Today at 2:57 AM just kinda. like a lava lamp.

very slowly. blooping

matt-Today at 2:57 AM they kinda drip a little too i guess the old lady thought they were wet when she found them?

"sethany where HAVE you been it's a gorgeous day outside"

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:58 AM (i love sethany and everything it is and is not)

Zilleniose-Today at 2:58 AM no mouth to be seen. how it eats and talks is a mystery

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:58 AM One not even alcor knows.

matt-Today at 2:58 AM noises just kind of....... emanate

LumiKat117-Today at 2:58 AM Would it be an it or would it want to have a gender like Xie?

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:58 AM Food is just kinda... Absorbed

Enveloped

BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:59 AM I think I'm going to keep using they/them for Sethany

matt-Today at 2:59 AM phagocytosis

Zilleniose-Today at 2:59 AM I think if you asked sethany's preferred pronouns, they'd reply "M E O W"

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:59 AM And it because whatever it identofies as is incomprehensible to people Think of the paperwork

LumiKat117-Today at 3:00 AM Hey Bee, you should make a fic for Sethany

matt-Today at 3:00 AM the old lady taking sethany in to be microchipped tho

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:00 AM But I already have so many fics anyway I'm not great at stuff without much plot

LumiKat117-Today at 3:00 AM Oml that would be funny

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:00 AM 'lady we cant do that'

Zilleniose-Today at 3:00 AM this is perfect bc I too, am an amorphous blob of only semi-existence that sleeps most of the day and likes mice

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:00 AM 'lady it doesnt have a body'

LumiKat117-Today at 3:01 AM Like the vet is just so awkward but the lady is just so sweet and they can't really say no

matt-Today at 3:01 AM 'lady please i'm telling you this is not a cat'

Zilleniose-Today at 3:01 AM "yes sethany is very unique" "that's. that's not."

LumiKat117-Today at 3:01 AM But she's so insistant So they give up trying to convince her and try to chip Sethany anyway

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:02 AM Floating

matt-Today at 3:02 AM ooooooo i love it

LumiKat117-Today at 3:02 AM And the chip... works?

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:02 AM The chip constantly states that Sethany is in about 15 different places at once

LumiKat117-Today at 3:02 AM They have no idea how

matt-Today at 3:03 AM the vet: ???????????? the lady: see, that wasn't so hard was it dear

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:03 AM It breaks the vets sanity each time sethany gets brought in

LumiKat117-Today at 3:03 AM Pffft I can just imagine that an intern sees Sethany and is like, totally chill with it Oh, what if the Old Lady is a R!Lazy Susan?

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:04 AM Oh that's how we could tie them in. One of the Pines goes into animal medicine And be that intern And be like "hey grunks, you gotta check out this cat"

LumiKat117-Today at 3:05 AM Pffft No wait What if the old lady IS Lazy Susan?

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:05 AM That would be great actually Sethany just shows up to the diner one day Just wanting to absorb some pie tins.

LumiKat117-Today at 3:06 AM @GODMOD Someone should post this to the Tumblr

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:06 AM And Suzan just scoops them up and starts talking And Sethany falls in love

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:06 AM Yeeeees

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:07 AM I can screencap it

LumiKat117-Today at 3:07 AM Welcome to the AU Sethany Now someone needs to write a fic where Sethany meets Alcor when the Pines Clan come to the Diner Maybe the Trips are like, 18?

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:09 AM The trips love them

LumiKat117-Today at 3:10 AM I can see the trips cat sitting

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:10 AM Hmmm, maybe before the trips are born but after henry? Think, sethany triplet sitting

matt-Today at 3:10 AM no that's a bit of a risk they might.... absorb the children they'd come out okay but

LumiKat117-Today at 3:11 AM Nah, I think Sethany can control the absorbing

matt-Today at 3:13 AM oh yeah they can definitely control it

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:13 AM Sethany can definitely control the absorbing or Suzan would be in big trouble

matt-Today at 3:13 AM whether or not they want to no one tells cats what to do, void notcats included unfortunately nsjsjsjs this is a joke btw sethany wouldn't eat a child

BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:14 AM not unless they were a really annoying child

matt-Today at 3:14 AM problematic customer? no more

LumiKat117-Today at 3:16 AM lol BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:19 AM That just makes me think of Sethany as actually working at the restaurant

tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:20 AM Yes  

[diiagnose]

[10:00:39 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & audrey & arden & if she ever rly loved him [10:01:23 PM] madam mum.: mood [10:01:32 PM] madam mum.: whats the short answer to it [10:01:37 PM] (m)emery lee raye: yeah [10:01:55 PM] (m)emery lee raye: she Did in her own fucked up way & tbh probably still does [10:02:08 PM] (m)emery lee raye: they Both will love each other forever, but they jst clash & bring out the worst in each other [10:03:00 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & audrey somehow managed this ,, constant love / hate ?? where she loved him but also hated him [10:03:38 PM] (m)emery lee raye: bc she will always view him as beneath her , & ?? reputation & where u stand in the wrld & ur Success is a big deal to her bc her parents drilled tht into her , [10:04:17 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & so then theres arden who , when they met ?? he was a Nobody, a Loser in school , but ,, there was smth abt him tht drew her to him & she Hated it bc tht wasn't her Type [10:04:38 PM] (m)emery lee raye: but then she started falling for him but in her head She Deserved Better & tht's why she was always cheating [10:05:07 PM] (m)emery lee raye: bc while she loved arden , she ,, also felt like she was getting the short end of the deal ?? tht he was getting more out of it than She was getting [10:05:45 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & thts why she treated him so badly bc she viewed His Actions as toxic , as Bad so she jst "if ur not going to treat me like i deserve, why should u get tht luxury??" [10:06:17 PM] (m)emery lee raye: bc she feels like everyone has to Earn being treated w respect , & he rarely did anything to make her believe tht he Earned tht [10:07:09 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & then thts why she finally divorced him bc ,, he was getting too much. to add onto what he already had. he now was schizophrenic, even more unstable , & she jst , felt tht he would hold her back, plus she was jst scared of herself sometimes when she was around him ?? idk he brought out this bad abusive side of her more than anyone ever has bt . she lies to herself & says tht Isn’t why she left him bt instead bc of his Failures [10:07:42 PM] (m)emery lee raye: bc his grades Dropped a little while she was trying to take care of him & she jst , "i can't do this anymore" bc for her ?? her Success & place in life will Always be more important than arden [10:07:54 PM] (m)emery lee raye: career > love [10:07:57 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & , yeah [10:07:59 PM] (m)emery lee raye: there u go [10:08:02 PM] madam mum.: I LOVE [10:08:29 PM] madam mum.: ok we know that arden is incapable of having a healthy long term committed relationship, but what abt audrey [10:08:32 PM] madam mum.: if it wasnt for arden [10:09:32 PM] (m)emery lee raye: u see thts the thing , these r two v dysfunctional ppl tht are bad enough on their own, but when put together are ,, dysfunctionally imperfect in the Perfect way [10:09:50 PM] (m)emery lee raye: both of them are horrible at long term relationships, but somehow they were together for ten years [10:10:38 PM] (m)emery lee raye: i believe this was only possibly arden rarely felt like audrey was fully w him ?? in the first few years on their relationship, no one knew they were dating it ,, it wasn't Real ?? his mom knew but it was rarely a topic brought up [10:11:30 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & then on audreys side of things ?? she never rly , fully committed herself to him ?? she was always cheating, so there was never tht sense of Commitment ,,,,,,, until [10:11:32 PM] (m)emery lee raye: marriage [10:11:36 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & even before tht [10:11:39 PM] (m)emery lee raye: when they moved in together [10:12:13 PM] (m)emery lee raye: suddenly, out of nowhere, they decided "the second [ arden ] turn eighteen, why dont we move out??" [10:12:15 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & they did , [10:13:09 PM] (m)emery lee raye: audrey was a year Older than him & so she already had a place for them to stay & arden had moved his stuff there asap after his mom died & then , it was after they Truly moved in together tht things became Real [10:13:22 PM] (m)emery lee raye: they had this sort of , honeymoon phase almost ?? bc now they were Openly in a relationship [10:13:40 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & it was all brand new & they were !! young & in love [10:14:10 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & then this was only Further pushed by proposal ( even if audrey Did want a Better One w a Better Ring ) [10:14:58 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & then they got married , & before this ?? audrey never rly got physical w him bc ,, they rarely saw each other for long periods of time alone ?? so there was never rly Time for tht , they'd get in fights & sometimes they'd get Intense but thts the Worst tht it got [10:15:37 PM] (m)emery lee raye: but after they were married ?? they had already been living together for more than a year i think ,, they were going to the same uni , had the same friends ( it was actually mostly jst audreys friends & arden tagged along ) things were , getting Stressful [10:15:58 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & it was on their honeymoon tht audrey hit arden for the first time & they were both , Shocked by it [10:16:54 PM] (m)emery lee raye: tho not Immediately for audrey bc , she had been in this ?? haze ?? & it jst happened & it was a lil while later tht , audrey was Disgusted w herself & arden jst , comforted her & told her tht she didnt mean it , it was Okay, he forgave her [10:16:57 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & then it ,, got worse [10:17:45 PM] (m)emery lee raye: bc even Before this incident, ever since they got together almost, audrey had been p controlling ?? & definitely abusive, but Neither of them saw what she did or how she acted as abuse so it never rose any red flags [10:18:05 PM] (m)emery lee raye: but this ?? they both saw this as bad, as abuse, & they jst , decided to forget that it happened & Move On [10:18:14 PM] (m)emery lee raye: but then it happened again , & again,,,,,, & it kept happening [10:18:39 PM] (m)emery lee raye: they both didn't know what to do, bc they Loved each other, but they also wanted to Kill each other almost Constantly, [10:19:00 PM] (m)emery lee raye: it was , one of the most toxic dynamics u can imagine , & it went on for Years before audrey finally put her foot down [10:19:18 PM] (m)emery lee raye: it was then she told him tht she hasnt loved him for a long time ,, & that was untrue [10:19:49 PM] (m)emery lee raye: bc she Did love him, & Still loved him at the time of the divorce, but she knew if he knew tht, he'd try to convicne her to give the whole relationship another chance [10:20:37 PM] (m)emery lee raye: but she didn't want tht bc she has turned into his manipulative, toxic, abusive person & she can't recognize herself anymore & !! she knows she was never a good partner, ( even if she will sometimes convince her tht she Is ,, which reminds me tht i think she has npd but Anyway ) [10:20:46 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & so shes doing it for both of them [10:21:00 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & in canon ?? she gets married again & has kids, [10:21:11 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & it isn't even bc she Wants to , its bc her parents push her into it [10:21:17 PM] (m)emery lee raye: they want grandchildren , they want her to have a Family [10:21:47 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & so she does , she tries Again w someone new & their relationship ,,, she still cheats , but shes not abusive [10:21:57 PM] (m)emery lee raye: save for the , cheating thing which [10:22:01 PM] (m)emery lee raye: ig can be considered abuse [10:22:04 PM] (m)emery lee raye: but u know what i mean [10:22:08 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & yeah , she doesn't love him tho [10:22:13 PM] (m)emery lee raye: but she doesn't hate him [10:22:20 PM] (m)emery lee raye: she jst , thinks hes okay [10:22:48 PM] (m)emery lee raye: he has a respectable place in the world & she decides tht thts Enough [10:22:59 PM] (m)emery lee raye: so the way she moved on was rushing into a relationship ,, [10:23:08 PM] (m)emery lee raye: but arden never moved on ( in canon, at least, ) [10:23:15 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & tbh even in happy au ?? he will always love her [10:23:32 PM] (m)emery lee raye: no matter the au, they will Always love each other, but no matter what, they'll never be happy together, [10:23:39 PM] (m)emery lee raye: & That Is The Tragedy Of Arden & Audrey [10:23:43 PM] (m)emery lee raye: fin

[themikewheelers]

Can u please do the whole OTP thing for mileven omg!!

(I am so sorry that I'm on mobile and can't attach a read more kdksks)1. Acts like they’re dying when they have a cold. Mike is actually the most overdramatic person there is. He gets a cold and insists that it's actually some obscure disease killing him and refuses to admit otherwise, even once he gets better 2. Gets mad at the TV and throws the remote. 
I wouldn't say either of them get to the point of throwing the remote mad at the TV, but I think El definitely sees stuff that bothers her on the TV a lot (like the Coke commercial) but Mike has kinda figured out to just turn the TV off and distract her with smth else before it bothers her too much 3. Gets the worst road rage.I really don't think either of them are road rage people?? But I guess I'd say Mike gets frustrated more in general with stuff 
4. Spends too much time in the bathroom on their phone. Oh Mike absolutely. Whether we're talking a modern au or talking about them in the future he's definitely the guy who's on his phone way too much 
5. Packs the whole closet for an overnight trip. Mike. But that's just cause he knows El probably won't pack enough and end up stealing all his clothes anyway
6. Hates the in-laws. I mean??? I feel like neither of them would hate their in laws? But Mike is absolutely TERRIFIED of Hopper, he was scared of him before he started dating his daughter for god's sake. But I do think that fear does kinda wash away over time and especially with all the stuff going on in Hawkins, Mike does learn to trust and rely on the chief. At the same time, I really can't see Ted Wheeler ever really liking Eleven. He's certainly not the biggest participant in his children's lives, but I think after the government coming to his house Ted would have his head too far up his ass to ever trust El, and in that sense El would kinda dread having to see someone who she knows doesn't like her 
7. Hits the snooze button…11 times. El. She's a very light sleeper but she still dreads getting up in the morning, Mike practically has to force her to get up 
8. Makes the other late for work. El makes Mike late but it's never her fault. It's more like Mike makes himself late to work cause he spends too much time with El in the morning even when she's telling him he has to go get ready 
9. Uses the television as a babysitter. El. Mike is better at keeping kids entertained on his own with stories and pulling out his old toys, while El kinda struggles in that sense. She didn't have much of a childhood herself, and she is a pretty shy and quiet person and that can kinda make her a little awkward with others, especially children who rely on every little thing you do to entertain them. The television can be a good buffer for when she runs out of ideas to play with them 
10. Takes in the stray dog. Both of them absolutely. They both have such ridiculously big hearts and they can't STAND to see stray animals and just leave them there. They take in strays all the time and take care of them until they can find someone to permanently adopt them, even though their house can get kinda overrun at times with their many "foster" pets 
11. Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s. El. She has a lot of trouble falling asleep at night, especially after the lab where she was always worried of someone storming into her "room" in the middle of the night, it all made her a very light sleeper. Whenever she has a lot of trouble falling asleep she'll normally end up going out some place, occasionally waking up Mike and bringing him with her 
12. Leaves their shoes out for the other to trip over. El, she tends to forget about little stuff like putting her shoes away. Mike's more of a neat freak about that stuff 
13. Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner. El is normally fine with eating anything, while Mike can be a pickier eater. But he's also the one of them who normally ends up cooking dinner so it's up to him to decide 
14. Needs to be reminded of all their appointments. Mike can get very forgetful when it comes to stuff like that, El tends to remember it better though 
15. Bribes the other into doing chores, getting out of the house…and taking a shower. Ehhh I don't really see this for either of them 
16. Picks the movies. Mike. Especially when they're younger, he makes a huge list of movies that he insists El has to see. She's generally fine watching whatever and just let's Mike pick whatever he wants (But she draws the line when he is about to put on Star Wars for the third time in one week)
17. Takes the safety steps when building a pillow fort. Over the years, Mike gets to be practically a pillow fort architect with all the forts he and El make 
18. Kisses the other’s injuries better. Mike knows El finds it kinda ridiculous to suggest that injuries can be kissed until they're healed, but he still does it, even if all it really does is give her something that cheers her up to distract her from the injury 
19. Is addicted to angry birds, game of war, candy crush, temple run, or flappy bird. Mike. He has to be pulled away sometimes
20. Kills the spiders. Neither of them. Mike is absolutely TERRIFIED of spiders and would be perfectly fine killing them, but El won't let him and insists to save each one of them and let it outside. Mike's still too scared to approach it though so El uses her powers to levitate the spider outside 
21. Hogs the blankets. Eleven absolutely. She always ends up with all the blankets while Mike has nothing (he never complains about it though, instead using it as an excuse to snuggle up closer to her) 
22. Takes pranks too far. Mike, but when he does he gets so guilty about it. It only happens a couple times when they're teenagers, and he doesn't yet know that a certain thing bothers her or he accidentally seriously scares her (even tho most of his pranks end with her rolling her eyes) but he feels incredibly guilty whenever something does accidentally hit a nerve. He knows afterwards that maybe pranks aren't always the best idea 
23. Makes the dirty jokes. Neither of them. They're not that kind of people
24. Keeps a piggy bank. El. She finds the piggy bank itself absolutely adorable, and loves using it to save up money 
25. Has no problem having ice cream for breakfast. Eleven, and this absolutely APPALLS Mike
26. Gets a tattoo when they’re drunk. I don't think either of them would drunkenly get a tattoo, but I do think they'd get tattoos. When they're 18 El decides to cover up the 011 tattoo with the word "Promise" and shortly afterwards Mike decides to get the same tattoo himself so they're matching 
27. Trips over their own feet. Mike. I don't even have to say anything else this boy is a FOOL 
28. Makes the other go for a walk. Eleven loves going on walks and hiking and stuff like that to clear her mind when she's overwhelmed, a lot of times she'll bring Mike with her 
29. Whines until they get what they want. Mike tries. He doesn't succeed. El on the other hand succeeds without trying because she's practically got Mike wrapped around her finger 
30. Tries to act tough but really isn’t. Michael Wheeler eveybody (love my weak ass son) 
31. Talks the most, says the least. Mike
32. Talks the least, says the most.El

[surgoiaru]

@thelovelyaleclightwood said anybody could do this and a certain question made me jump right on board! (they are such a sweet person btw I /highly/ recommend their blog <3) (also fel free to tag me in anything and everything like this beb! I’m always so happy to do these :D)

Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions (I can’t tag that many people but I will tag a few mutuals at the end if that’s ok with them ;; <3)

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1. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi Max is my drug i swear to god *is unhealthy af*

2. Disney or DreamWorks: Disney <3

3. Coffee or Tea: idk I like raspberry moccacinos but I also like lemon scented tea ;; If I had to pick one though it'd be tea

4. Books or Movies:  B O O K S #1 priority in my life

5. Windows or Mac: Windows

6. DC or Marvel:  DC

7. Xbox or Playstation: Playstation

8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: idk I've never played ether nor am I in either fandom??

9. Night Owl or Early Rise: Night Owl af

10. Cards or Chess: I like both but if you shove a chessboard in my face I will play for hours, even if by myself

11. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate

12. Vans or Converse: Converse (never had vans so can’t compare)

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: idk what/who these are??? someone explain to me pls

14. Fluff or Angst: oh god I need fluff to brighten my day but angst is just so /good/ in a bad way, I'd have to pick Fluff though

15. Beach or Forest: Forest <3

16. Dogs or Cats: Either as long as it's super fluffy af

17. Clear Skies or Rain: I like me some rain on a clear day 

18. Cooking or Eating Out: I love my fucking cooking it's so great *can only cook pasta and butter chicken curry* but I prefer eating out

19. Spicy Food or Mild Food: The only spicy thing I like is Spicy Butter Chicken Curry, anything else is mild

20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Christmas: uh is this not obvious??? official spoops for a day??? FREE CANDY???????? dressing up for the spoops??? the classic sheet over your heard with cut out holes to be a ghost???? Horror movie night??? Halloween is my life

21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too warm: This is really hard because I can't handle too much of either, if anything I'd pick to forever be a little too cold because then I'd have an excuse to snuggle up to my s/o whenever 

22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? I want the superpower to materialize and control any power seen in fictional universes that are described in detail via writing or visually detailed via show and/or movie so I can picture it well in my head, but I’m limited to summoning one a day (it’d be draining) and I’d have to access the same power a few times via visualizing it in my head before I can summon it at whim from memory, after every use I’d get a horrible craving for butter chicken curry and therefore most of my expenses would go towards ingredients for making home made curry and I’d just fill my fridge and freezer with containers of it.

23. Animation or Live Action: Animation pls

24. Paragon or Renegade: idk what either of these are??

25. Baths or Showers: Showers, sure they make my life harder but I'm very uncomfortable with baths

26. Team Cap or Team Iron Man: Team Iron Man ofc

27. Fantasy or Sci-fi: Fantasy child here, gimme them hot fictional villain babes

28. Do you have three or four favorite quotes? *inwardly groaning* I have so many favourite quotes but I can't remember a single one off the top of my head but they're all so good and they're all from my otps I guess one I like is "I will haveyou without armour, Kaz, or I will not have you at all" - Inej to Kaz, Six of Crows or Crooked Kingdom?? (my mind’s gone blank on which book it was in)

29. YouTube or Netflix: Youtube i'm broke

30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Wizarding world or mythology world I'm internally screaming I love both so much, Percy Jackson tho 'cause demigods <3 but magic... ;;

31. When You Feel Accomplished? I don't. Once I had, and it was because I actually finished a story I started writing.

32. Star Wars or Star Trek: I'm not like /super duper obsessed/ into either but I kinda like Star Trek???

33. Paperback Books or Hardback Books: I WOULD KILL TO HAVE HARDBACKS OF A FEW BOOKS I WANT BUT ME BEING BROKE HAS TO SETTLE FOR PAPERBACK

34. Handwriting or Typing: It depends what i'm writing tbh, if it's something creative I have to handwrite it first to get my imagination flowing, anything else is just straight up typed

35. Velvet or Satin: Velvet is so nice to touch

36. Video Games or Movies: I like video games a lot tbh but I won’t pass up a good movie

37. Would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon? I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS SO MUCH, THIS IS THE QUESTION THAT MADE ME WANT TO DO THIS WHOLE THING. I want to be a dragon, a dragon who masters illusion/shapeshifting, to my fellow dragon friends I would appear as a dragon (unless they see it as a threat then I would be humane), but to the humanoid race I would be seen as a mere mortal, watcher of the dragon lands, and if ANYBODY tries to touch my precious scaley babes or steal their eggs then I'll unleash my draconic fury on them.

38. Sunrise or sunset: Sunrise, I see it every morning from the lounge window *should upload pics of it tbh*

39. What’s your favorite song? right now it's a toss up between Volt by Yung Lean and Touch Fluffy Tail by Ken Ashcorp

40. Horror Movies yes or no: Y E S, I say that but I really can't handle the next few days after watching one because i'm so jumpy and paranoid of everything and everyone and I lose sleep over it but in the moment YES PLS

41. Long hair or short hair: I have short curls right now (natural ofc) and I love them to bits, I wouldn't wish for anything else (trying to love myself is difficult ok)

42. Opera or Theatre: I'd have to go with Theatre

43: Assuming the multiverse theory is true and every story ever told has really happened somewhere, which one of the movie/book/tv show/game/etc worlds would you pick to travel to first?  FUKKING DUMP MY ASS IN THE GRISHAVERSE PLEASE I BEG I NEED TO BE THERE EVEN IF I'M A MERE MORTAL OR A GRISHA I JUST NEED TO BE THERE

44: Are you scared of thunderstorms? Yes and no, I'm petrified of them when i'm alone (which is most of the time tbh) but I'm chill if someone else is there with me and we're wrapped up in blankets under a blanket/pillow fort sipping hot chocolates and talking about anything and everything to distract myself from the storm outside ;;;

45. Would you rather travel back in time or into the future?: You can't change the past and I'm not really dying to know what shaped this world to what it is today, so I'd have to go with the future (the only thing I'd go back in the past for is to see where the fuck Matthew went so I know here to go to punch him in the face C: )

46. What is, in your opinion, the most pointless/unnecessary thing ever invented? Me. I kid I kid, idk really, I guess the most unnecessary thing ever is money currency, why can’t we just like pay with smiles or jokes or compliments or just something nice to get nice stuff?  

47. Favorite band/artist? Favourite Band currently: 10 Years Fav Artist currently: Yung Lean or Ken Ashcorp

48. If you could meet a Famous person that’s either Dead or Alive who would it be? Lewis Spears

49: How old were you when you had your first kiss? ... *hasn't had first kiss* *is 17* end my life

50: Favorite TV Show: Hannibal, Shadowhunters, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, uhhh I can't think of any off the top of my head but HEY PLS RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD SHOWS IF YOU KNOW ANY ;;;;

51: What is your dream outfit? Grisha kefta(all of them) OR a black long sleeved shirt, black jeans, black cloak, black combat boots, black muffler scarf, black fingerless gloves a long steel staff engraved with angelic runes or two small ones that can connect.

52. Who would you like to be for a day? I don't really like anyone to the extent where I would want to BE them, I'd prefer to be with them than anything else, so I guess for a day I'd prefer to be me (i'm trying so hard with the self love :<)

New question! 53: (it's not really a question but whatevs) Pick two of your favourite characters from different fantasy universes and shove them into a modern au where they're rivals from first meeting but slowly become rivals with friends, what would it be like? (They'd still have their powers if they had any, and accustomed to certain terms or slang from their universe)

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Now for the tags! You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to I just like to remind my mutuals that I still think and care about them <3 (also if you do do it and I get tagged i’mma stalk and answer that extra question you put in the chat thingy just because <3)

@witchery-goddess @raphsantiagay @cats-sarcasm-and-fandoms @i-am-the-jack-of-all-trades @claup777 @sunnysugarsock @vuhniller

I also tag anyone else who wants to do this!

[ginaloveszero]

soumako for the 50 OTP thingssss

AAA SOUMAKOS!! And omfg anon you sent this so long ago and I’m getting to it now i’M SORRY!!! I think you were supposed to send me a number too but I love these two so much so I’ll just do them all LOL I’ll put it under a read-more

Pls don’t kill me if the shit I say doesn’t line up with how you (you in general, not you anon specifically LOL) hc them. Okay go!

1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl? - Hmm... I can honestly imagine them both staying up late but then in the mornings, it fluctuates between Sousuke getting up early and bugging Makoto to wake up and Makoto waking up early and like, cuddling Sousuke until he wakes up. 

2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon? - I’M LITERALLY GOING TO ANSWER THAT I SEE THEM BOTH DOING EVERYTHING FOR ALL OF THESE LMFAO. I can see them both being little spoons and big spoons. Sousuke as a little spoon makes my heart warm. (Esp since people think that just because he’s the “bigger” one, he should be on top/dominant for everything. Fuck that.) 

3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle? - Makoto totally hogs the cover and they both like to cuddle! 

4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses? - MAKOTO WAKING SOUSUKE UP WITH KISSES THO. One one of those days where they slept in a bit and have time to goof around, Makoto will softy pepper Sousuke’s face with sleepy kisses hehe

5. Who usually has nightmares? - Both. Makoto I can see dreaming about the ocean and maybe about that time at camp when everyone nearly drowned and Sousuke I can see having nightmares about his shoulder or just thinking that he failed. (Or maybe he has one of those dreams where he’s a successful swimmer and he wakes up happy but then it comes crashing down.) 

6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day? - I can see Sousuke having thoughts in the middle of the night. And maybe sometimes he’ll wake up Makoto to ask him stupid shit LOL I can see Makoto just zoning out during the day and stopping whatever he’s doing to think of things. 

7. Who sweats the small stuff? - Makoto for sure.

8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas? - Hmm.... Both? Depending on the weather? But overall I can kind of see Sousuke sleeping in his boxers and Makoto in pjs.

9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)? - Sousuke likes his coffee and Makoto likes his tea.

10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour? - Makoto for sure likes sweet!! I don’t think both of them would like sour things. 

11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies? - Well we know Makoto probably wouldn’t like horror LOL And since Sousuke knows this, he makes sure to avoid it when they watch movies together even though Sousuke doesn’t really mind horror. (Imagine the googly eyes the first time they watch a romance movie oh my gOD)

12. Who is smol/ Who is tol? - They’re both tol and that’s what I love about this ship. Kind of honestly really getting annoyed at the over exaggerated height/size differences between ships in general tbh

13. Who is considered the scaredy cat? - MAKOTO HAHAHHAHA But once Makoto scared Sousuke so good and he still laughs about it.

14. Who kills the spiders? - Sousuke

15. Who is scared of the dark? - Makoto obv

16. Who is scared of thunderstorms? - Makoto. Sousuke holds him tighter during really bad ones. 

17. Who works/ Who stays at home? - They both work! Honestly, I live for the “they both become coaches for kids” au 

18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person? - Omg Makoto is a cat person for sure but he loves dogs too! Sousuke loves dogs and is a bit wary towards cats but that’s because he doesn’t really know how to approach them or handle them. (Dude, imagine Makoto coaxing Sousuke to hold a tiny kitty and Sousuke does and the kitty meows softly and starts purring and nuzzling Sousuke and Sousuke doesn’t know what to do with himself because god daMN that’s fucking cute!)

19. Who loves to call the other one cute names? - They both do! I can see them calling each other sweetheart and Sousuke calls Makoto babe or baby because he knows it makes him turn so red. 

20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive? - They switch. Because why should they have to limit themselves towards one role? :   )))))

21. Who has an obsession (over anything)? - Makoto likes cute things and Sousuke? Hmm.... I can see him being obsessed over fitness and muscles and stuff.

22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day? - Can I say Sousuke? I really like the idea of Sousuke doing all this mushy shit for his bab.

23. Who asks who out on the first date? - Oooooh. I’m gonna go with Sousuke!

24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener? - Both???? They both have conversations where they talk and listen to each other?

25. Who wears the other ones clothes? - Since they’re both pretty much the same size, they can share a wardrobe LOL Makoto likes to steal Sousuke’s shirts.

26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food? - I’d say they go in cycles but Sousuke is the one that tries to eat healthy when he can. 

27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower? - Both have the tendency to do both! Imagine shower duets omfg

28. Who is the book worm? - Makoto

29. Who is the better cook? - Omg Sousuke for sure.

30. Who likes long walks on the beach? - Both! And when they do, Sousuke is walks on the side closest to the ocean.

31. Who is more affectionate? - They both are! At least, in private I think they would be. In public, they’d probably tone it down a little but they probably let little things slip to annoy their friends.

32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation? - Both!

33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt? - Oh my god.... Sousuke in a sin t-shirt omg. Makoto and his angelic face in a not guilty shirt. (Although I can imagine Makoto in a sin shirt too lmao)

34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt? - HOLY FUCK THIS IS PERFECT FOR THEM LMFAO! SOUSUKE TOTALLY WEARS THE IF LOST SHIRT AND MAKOTO WOULD WEAR THE “I AM MAKOTO” SHIRT!

35. Who goes overboard on the holidays? - Makoto for sure!

36. Who is the social media addict? - I can see Makoto getting into all that. He makes himself an instagram account and just follows all the cat pages.

37. Height difference or age difference? - It’s funny cause their birthdays are kind of close and they’re also close in height. I’m gonna say neither. I like them the way they are. 

38. Who likes to star gaze? - Makoto.

39. Who buys cereal for the prize inside? - SOUSUKE HAHHAHAHA

40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent? - I think it would depend on the situation but I can totally see Makoto being responsible and Sousuke being the “”fun” one.

41. Who cries during sad movies? - Makoto (and Sousuke too but he’s better at hiding it)

42. Who is the neat freak? - Sousuke omf

43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one? - AAAA THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! I would say Sousuke but the thought of Makoto giving a giant stuffed animal to a blushing Sousuke is too cute of a thought to pass up!

44. Who is active/ Who is lazy? - They’re both active but they can both be lazy as well? Idk, I can see both of them being either. 

45. Who is more likely to get drunk? - Makoto since he rarely drinks.

46. Who has the longer food order? - Sousuke on his cheat days LOL

47. Who has the more complex coffee order? - I can see Sousuke drinking a really simple coffee but I can also see him having a long af order too so idk.

48. Who loses stuff? - Makoto LOL

49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger? - Both depending on who’s up for it at the time.

50. Who is the hopeless romantic? - Both for sure!! I think Makoto would be more vocal about it?

THIS WAS FUN LMFAO! THANK YOU ANON!!

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12, 18, 22, 32 !! bitch

12. Name an OC that isn’t yours but who you like a lot LITERALLY ALL OF UR OC’S BRO...... as is publically documented i am the number 1 alice stan but ALSO jenn is so fucking good...frog is EPIC...i have such a soft spot for fuchsia, quicksave I LOOOVE QUICKSAVE....ABSOLUTE FRIEND.......i go crybaby over mark and roost like GOD.....ALL UR OC’S BRO I LOVE THEM

18. Any OC crackships? HONESTLY the first thing that came to mind was the beetlejuice musical sitc au where bossgod and thuccopith are married.......also becuz of the bj story it also means that sayre and wings get married which is funny AS FUCK considering theyre A: the same person, and B: both on the aro spectrum liek skldjglkjgdsldshgljdsghgsd platonic marriage to ur evil ghost self.....OUTSIDE OF THAT THO HMMM....sometimes i like to ship the villains from awn and zee’s story together, particularly the moose x the goose and the hyena x the lobster....just awful ppl being awful together. ALSO the fucking. college human au where all my oc’s are in the same college together leads to a LOT of crackships like. zee with contessa for a start. basically the college au leads to all my wlw characters from all my stories to just go hogwild w eachother

22. Is there any OC of yours people tend to mischaracterize? If yes, how? hOOGH this question HURTS because i get like. really personally upset whenever this happens. some of my characters act in certain ways that can sometimes be like...somewhat shitty? but theres always like a reason for it, usually due to like trauma and stuff. i try and make it like real life where sometimes you can have feelings abt something that are biased and not fair and sometimes kinda mean, but it doesnt nessecarily make you a bad person to have those feelings, its just what being a person is like. but then sometimes that just gets interpreted as “this person is awful because they feel this way, its so mean that they would do this, if they were GOOD they wouldnt act like that.” and like. idk man people arent like that. people arent 100% good, even nice people can be cruel or uncaring sometimes, accidentally or not. idk i know i didnt namedrop any of my oc’s but i just have Feelings abt this topic. 32. Which one of your OCs would be the most suitable horror game protagonist and why?

HMMM... the space ghost hunting crew are already in a horror setting so u could honestly just plop them in any sci fi horror game and they’d fit right in. awn + zee u could probably put in a horror scenario since their story has body horror and violence in it, plus i think they’d make good protagonists in general cause they’re both just like. well rounded people who love each other and will go thru hell n back for each other and for the greater good. Molly i could specifically see in a horror game about....herself. molly + body horror + psychological horror = :)

thank u for these!!!!!!! bitch!!!!