#incorrect Violet

[mentallyinwalmart]

Violet: “she used to use that scribe knowledge to mess with me!!” oh please, name one thing I’ve ever done

Mira: when we were kids you convinced me dragons didn’t lay eggs

Violet: …they don’t

Mira: ha ha you’re sooo funny

Violet: I’m serious, Mira, did you not hear?

Mira: no?!

Violet: *bursts out laughing*

Brennan: why would you fall for that again

[iwillwalkthroughthefire]

Violet: Okay, I have to tell you the truth. The monsters from the fairytales are real. They're coming to kill us all, and our government is corrupt and trying to hide it from us.

Rhiannon, Ridoc, and Sawyer: Holy shit! Oh, this is such a relief! We thought that you were, like, mad at us or something. YES!!! Let's go do some TREASON!

[stupidlybookish]

Violet, drunk: *points to Xaden* That’s my boyfriend, suckers!

Xaden: Your husband, honey.

Violet: MY HUSBAND! Even better!

[incorrect-fourthwing]

Garrick: Uh-oh.

Xaden: What?

Garrick: I see an angry wife coming this way.

Xaden: Yours or mine?

Garrick: Does it matter?

Xaden: If it’s mine, there’s a chance we might live, but if it’s yours, we are dead.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Violet: Sit down, I'm gonna torture you now Xaden, smirking: kinky. Violet: I think you're sweet and breathtaking. Xaden: What— Violet: You deserve to be cared for. Xaden: Stop, now— Violet: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard. Xaden: I need a safeword!

[kingdom-of-sins]

Violet: I just killed someone

Xaden: That my girl!

Sloane: I think I just killed someone

Dain: You know there is a long lecture coming about how killing is wrong but first tell me where the body is so we can take care of it before anyone finds out

Garrick: How many did you kill?

Imogen: 50

Garrick: Damn it! I am still at 30

[skyfallscotland]

(iron flame) xaden: "you didn't ask me"

(onyx storm) aaric: "you didn't ask me”

violet: for FUCK'S SAKE SPEAK UP!!!

[kasinonightlife]

Jinx: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Ekko: Um... Neat.

*Later*

Ekko: *Lying face down on Caitlyn's bed* I said "Neat", Cait. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Caitlyn: *Reading a book* Don't beat yourself up too much, Ekko. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Vi confessed her love for me?

Ekko: Didn't you thank her?

Caitlyn: *Closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.

[justascrollingghost]

Sgaeyl: don’t touch that!

Tairn: stay close to me!

Violet: put that down!

Xaden: no you can’t eat him!

Andarna: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUN

[thebluemallet]

Violet: Let me see what you have! Colin: (pulls Penelope out from hiding behind his back) Colin: A WIFE! Eloise: (angrily) NO!

[highladyofterrasen7]

Violet: your shirt looks great, Garrick

Garrick: thanks viole-

Violet: I think it would look even better on Imogen’s floor

Imogen: are you hitting on Garrick… for me?

Violet: well someone has to

[aprill-99]

Xaden: “Okay everyone, safety briefing for this weekend.”

Xaden *to Ridoc and Bodhi*: “Do not add to the population.”

Xaden *to Imogen*: “Do not subtract from the population.”

Xaden *to Rhiannon, Sawyer, and Garrick in order*: “Do not end up in the newspaper, the hospital, or in jail.”

Xaden *to Violet*: “If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.”

[iwillwalkthroughthefire]

"Hi, my name is Tairn. This is my scary wife, Sgaeyl, my idiot daughter, Andarna, and my other idiot daughter, Violet."

–Tairn for the entirety of Iron Flame, probably

[caeli0306]

Xaden Riorson, everybody:

[incorrect-fourthwing]

Xaden: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do any thing for you.

Violet: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Xaden: Absolutely not.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Violet: Fuck me if I'm wrong but- Xaden: Wrong. You are wrong Violet: I haven't even said- Xaden, taking his shirt off: You are WRONG