#incorrect azriel quotes

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Rhys: You look gorgeous, Y/n

Y/n: You're not even looking at me

Rhys: I know, but Azriel's heart just started beating faster

Azriel:

Y/n:

Azriel: Fuck you

[nebarious]

Hybern: *points at y/n* We have your lover

Rhys: *looks at y/n* You have a lover?

Y/N: I wish

Hybern: Then who is the one who can't stop talking about how beautiful you are ? Or how melodic your laugh is or whenever he enters a room he always looks for you first because, according to him, your presence alone brings him peace and how that damn smile can make him feel this whole zoo in his stomach and he can't help but imagine how it feels like to kiss those lips and don't get him started with those eyes

Hybern: We had enough, so we didn't let him get started with those eyes

Cassian: Oh my god, they have Azriel!

Y/N: *looks at rhys* Now, if you get him back, I'll have a lover

Feyre: So none of you is concerned that hybern literally has azriel?

Cassian: Knowing him, he let them catch him so he can make someone confess his love for y/n cause he's too scared to do it himself

Hybern: He used us as wingman?

Rhys: Yeah. Just finish talking to him he is on his way home

[incorrectacotarblog]

Rhysand: who got an STD? I need you to fuck someone for me

Azriel: calling an STD hit is absolutely insane

Cassian: biological whorefare

[acomaflove]

Azriel: *sneezes and shadows come out of his nose*

Rhysand:

Amren:

Morrigan:

Cassian:

Feyre:

Nesta: ………So we are all just going to ignore that?

Cassian: Oh my bad; bless you, Azriel.

Nesta: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT

[velidewrites]

Azriel: *sneaks in through the window* Rhysand, turning in his chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you've been all night? Azriel: I uh...I was with Cassian Cassian, turning in his own chair: Wanna try that again?

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Feyre: What are you writing?

Azriel: The Spring Court wants to know what kind of weapons we are bringing to the meeting of the High Lords. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Feyre, looking over Azriel's shoulder: This just says "fuck around and find out" in calligraphy.

[sirendeepity]

Azriel: Bryce woke up a long forgotten Daglan from their eternal nap

Rhys, sweating: there's a Daglan on Prythian?

Nesta: not anymore

Cassian, in the background: 😍

[lady-riel]

Cassian: You married ERIS?! Azriel: I have a thing for mouthy redheads. Cassian: He’s a male! Azriel: Eris: Azriel: I also have a thing for cock.

[b00kdiary]

Nesta: Azriel kissed you?

Gwyn: [hiding behind her hands] Yes.

Nesta: And you said… thank you?

Gwyn: I was nervous! He’s a really good kisser…

Nesta: [trying not to laugh] Well that was very polite of you.

Gwyn: [blushing like a tomato] Shut. Up.

[sadiegirl2021]

Azriel listens to Rhys, Cassian and Lucien talk about their mating bonds

Rhys: I just wanted to kill everyone near her!

Lucien: Same! Nothing was stopping me from getting to her and covering her up with my jacket

Cassian: It's crazy! Does it ever sound like there's music and singing when you're around them?

Rhys & Lucien: *nodding in agreement* Yeah, definitely!

Rhys: and picturing her smile, gods that would get me through the day. Just that image glowing quietly in my chest...

Cassian: *sighing* yeah, it's a beautiful thing! 

Lucien: *nodding in agreement*

Azriel, looking wide-eyed in the corner

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Rhysand: Go over there and flirt with them. Just say some cheesy pick up line

Y/N: Okay

Y/N walking up to Azriel: I like my partners how I like my intrusive thoughts

Azriel: ?

Y/N: Fucking me over in the middle of the night

Rhysand: Oh Mother above

[nebarious]

Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: Are you really not going to say bless you?

Azriel: Y/N is sitting here with us. You've clearly been blessed

Y/N: *blushes*

Cassian: *looks at rhys* Did he just use my allergies to flirt with your sister?

Rhysand: This fucker need to be studied

[incorrectacotarblog]

Cassian: the word daddy has been so sexualized

Cassian: my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or something

[acomaflove]

Feyre: what do you commonly use your magic for besides manipulating shadows?

Azriel: controlling my allergies.

Feyre:

Feyre:

Feyre: what.

Azriel: I can’t be a spymaster with the sniffles.

[velidewrites]

Gwyn: I’m going to kick your ass

Azriel: I’d like to see you try

Gwyn: Friday. 6pm. The usual place

Azriel: Deal. Loser pays for dinner and drinks at Rita’s later

Cassian: Can’t you guys just ask each other out normally

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Rhys: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Azriel: Stop that. How would you feel if I banged you on the table?

Rhys: I ---

Rhys: I don't know the correct answer to that question.