#incorrect baekyong

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i miss baekyong

Taeyong: Baekhyun and i are no longer friends

Baekhyun: Taeyong THAT’S THE WORST FUCKING WAY TO TELL PEOPLE WE’RE DATING

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Baekhyun:What makes you think I'm flirting with you?

Taeyong:Why are you naked on my bed?

Baekhyun:Don't try to change the subject.

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i am raccoon

Baekhyun: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch.

TAEYONG: I did! I named him Little PARKER. He likes Fruit Loops.

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spoiled milk

Taeyong: Ugh, the milk expires tomorrow.

BAEKHYUN, hinting at their anniversary: Tomorrow’s a real special day, huh?

TAeyong: Not for anyone who drinks milk.

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baekyong supremacy

Baekhyun: Hey, Person Taeyong, I’ve got a slight cough and a fever.

Taeyong: My diagnosis is YOU’RE GONNA FUCKING DIE-

Baekhyun: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Taeyong : from me showering you with love and affection because who dares make you sick?!

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how's the kiss

Ten : Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like , was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Taeyong: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Ten: Okay, so, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

Taeyong : No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.

Mark and Ten: Ohhhh.

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Baekhyun: And, uh, and then I kissed her/him.

Kai: Tongue?

Baekhyun: Yeah.

Kai, Taemin : Cool.

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bull

Taeyong : Don't be ridiculous. I am not in love with Baekhyun hyung or Doyoung

ten: *shouts and ducks*

taeyong : *Spinning around* WHAT? WHAT??

ten: Oh, sorry. It's just that your bullshit almost hit me

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support system

Taeyong : A: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

baekhyun : do you need a shoulder?

taeyong : *shakes his head*

baekhyun : tissues, shoulder, and dried sweet potato chips??

taeyong : *crying* yesss..

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shortcut

baekhyun: We're lost.

taeyong: Lost? As in "where the hell are we?"

baekhyun: We're not totally lost. We're still in [general place].

taeyong: You said this was a shortcut.

baekhyun: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!

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goes red

Taeyong: We're going mattress shopping.

Baekhyun: You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.

Taeyong: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline.

Baekhyun:

taeyong: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.

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we all are

ten : wow taeyong is so handsome

baekhyun : don't be jealous ten

ten : i am not. I'm gay

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big sale

taeyong : hyung there's a big sale going on right now!!

baekhyun : really, where?

taeyong : in my room. Clothes are 100% off *winks*

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tae's dinner

taeyong : *slump drunk*

baekhyun : *sighs* okay what did you have for dinner?

taeyong : a fruit salad

taeyong : it was mostly grapes

taeyong : okay it was all grapes

taeyong : fermented grapes

baekhyun : ..

taeyong : it was wine

taeyong : i had wine for dinner

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tripping

taeyong : *trips*

baekhyun : You okay?

taeyong : *on the ground* OKay?

taeyong : *sticks leg out*

taeyong : What do you mean BAEK?

*flips hair*

taeyong : I meant to do that *wink*

baekhyun :

baekhyun : from now on. I don't know you

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broke up stretchy cheese

Taeyong: Does it ever cross your mind that we dated before?

Baekhyun: Well, ever since you poured hot cheese on me when I wouldn’t wake up one time- let’s just say I tend not to think about it often.

Taeyong:

Baekhun:

taeyong: Really?! That’s what did it for you? The fucking cheese???

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stop being dramatic

TAEYONG : hyung stop being so overdramatic

baekhyun : me? overdramatic? how dare you?? My own brother! flesh of my flesh, bloood of my blood.. how dare you?!

taeyong : we're not even related our family name isn't even the same?!

baekhyun: HOW DARE YOU?!!!