#incorrect superm text

[cosmiclatte28]

mark: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. kai: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. baekhyun: Self care is stealing someone's birthday cake just to eat the frosting. kai: If you touch my birthday cake, I’ll make you eat your hands.

[gustingirl]

Kibum: esto es tu culpa!

Taemin: no, it's not!

Kai: you speak spanish?

Taemin: no, i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language.

[incorrect-sm-ent]

[correct-neo]

Johnny: Shut Up! You're All Gonna Die! Street Smarts!!

[kazuha-pista-badam]

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like *

Lucas: ok, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

[weishenbwi]

Hear me out (and let me know if this exists) but a fic written in the style of FOUND FOOTAGE. So you’d have the actual found footage + interviews from eyewitnesses, criminal profilers, any survivors... 

[incorrectk-pop]

American interviewers: Is there a special someone in your life?

Every Kpop boy asked that:

[what-if-nct]

Taeyong: Baekhyun, truth or dare.

Baekhyun: Dare.

Jongin: Keep your damn pants on.

Baekhyun: But...

Jongin: You chose dare.

Baekhyun: Fine. Truth or Dare Taeyong.

Taeyong: Dare.

Baekhyun: Read the last text you sent and say who it was to.

Taeyong: *sighs* Okay "I want to get fucked with a beer bottle break it watch me bleed out" it was to Yuta. I can explain........I was too horny.

Baekhyun: *puts his arm around Taeyong* I knew I liked you for a reason.

[pastelleia]

chenle: mom there's a tall bear in the garden who's trying to take mark and lucas away

taeyong: tall bea- JOHNNY GET THE BROOM KAI IS BACK

[taes-children]

"I keep being so nervous at award shows - because I'm in so many groups I am afraid I'd forget going on the stage when one of my groups win because I simply forget Im in them." Mark Lee probably at every award show out there.

[cosmiclatte28]

*Squad facing something scary* taemin: I’m not scared of you. None of us are! baekhyun: I kind of am. taemin: baekhyun, shut up.

[gustingirl]

Lucas: why are your tongues purple?

Kai: we had slushies, i had a red one

Taemin: i had a blue one

Kai:

Mark: you drank each others slushies?

[correct-neo]

mark: i don’t care what anyone says! the best part of an Oreo is the middle bit!

renjun: Light without darkness, darkness with no light. One cannot exist without the other.

donghyuck, mouth full of Oreos: Yo Socrates, it’s just a damn cookie

[kazuha-pista-badam]

Taeyong: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying

(A/n: RIP Taeyong's scalp)

[mochaquokka]

[ if nct was in high school musical ]

Ten, gifting Mark a necklace:

Mark: T as in Ten? 🥺

Ten: no, T as in That Bitch

Mark:

Ten: I’m a snack, Mark

[foolsunhyuck]

Taeyong: I’m gonna play a song that i've been working on. It's called 'my experience as the leader of nct so far'

Taeyong: *Inhales deeply*

Taeyong: *Plays a chord*

Taeyong: *Screams*