#incorrectkpop

[kpopinocorrect]

Pre-debut Han: I have a good idea

Pre-debut Hyunjin: well hurry up before it dies of loneliness

[imsadstuff]

sexiest sternocleidomastoid muscle

[cosmiclatte28]

bull

Taeyong : Don't be ridiculous. I am not in love with Baekhyun hyung or Doyoung

ten: *shouts and ducks*

taeyong : *Spinning around* WHAT? WHAT??

ten: Oh, sorry. It's just that your bullshit almost hit me

[irlakashi]

Taeyong: dude you were so drunk last night

Johnny: no i wasn't

Taeyong: dude you went up to a little mexican girl and said "dora i need your map to find home"

Johnny: that was before i even started drinking

Taeyong: what the fuck is wrong with you

[nctworllld]

Changkyun: If I cut off my leg, and swing it at your head, am I kicking you or hitting you?

Shownu: You'll most likely mentally scar me more than anything.

[corbaidioxide]

jinjin: hyung, do you want to come to my room tonight? moonbin’s staying in eunwoo’s room.

mj: oh sure

sanha: what are you all doing?

mj: jinjin and i are going to have a sleepover in his room.

sanha: oh can i join??

rocky: i think it’d be better if you’d not. lets just stay in our room...

mj:

jinjin:

[hmm-loonaa-blog]

heejin: see, hyunjin, it's je m'appelle heejin.

hyunjin: che'ma-

heejin: no. je m'appelle heejin!

hyunjin: oh

hyunjin: je m'appelle heejin

heejin: no-

[incorrectbtsskzz]

Namjoon: Where is Taehyung? I hear explosions and he’s gone missing. I’m sure that is not a coincidence.

*in the distance*

Taehyung: I GO BY THE NAME OF MONSTER WELCOME TO THE MONSTER PLAZA THIS IS CYPHER IMMA RIDER IMMA RIDE IT LIKE A BIKER OH SHI-

[kpopinocorrect]

Felix: *drunkenly* (to Chan) you're my buffalo chicken wing

Chan: elaborate?

Felix: because you're hot

Chan: ...

Felix: *finger guns*

[imsadstuff]

Yoongi : I can hold a wet bar of soap better than I can hold a conversation

[tinychoi-blog]

Ateez as vines pt1

Atiny: GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH

Wooyoung: *looking at San* It don’t bite

Atiny: YES IT DO-

[cosmiclatte28]

Marry me

Fans : marry me

Taemin : Wait for me after my enlistmen

fans : marry me

Kai : let's pick a ring

fans : marry me

taeyong : umm i haven't thought about it

fans : ma-

Lucas : Marry me *pops out a ring*

fas : marry me

Baekhyun : Sure honey,sure ... are you legal yet?

fans : marry me

Ten : I'll ask my mom, but I am not eating fruits

fans : MARRY ME

MARK : O_o I AM ONLY 21

[irlakashi]

Chenle: colour

Jisung: color

Chenle: humour

Jisung: humor

Chenle: flavour

Jisung: flavor

Chenle: what are you doing

Haechan: he's getting rid of u lmao

[nctworllld]

jisung: Fuck

taeyong: wHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU THAT?!

[w24-everyday-things]

Aaron: If you can't eat cilantro because "It tastes like soap" that's literally just your fault and no one should have to cater to you, that's a personal issue.

Aaron: Rip to your ancestors that gave u the soap tasting cilantro gene but I'm different.

Aaron: Hold your evolutionary L and be quiet.

Aaron: Adults are eating

[mo0nspider]

hyungwon: okay who gives the best massages

bts: jungkook

mx: wonho

wonho:

jungkook:

*a few minutes later*

wonho and jungkook: *furiously rubbing each other’s shoulders*

mx and bts: what the fuck

hyungwon: my back still hurts

original quote by incbangtanmx on twitter