#incorrect baldur's gate 3 quotes

[bg3-fix]

Tav: "In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?" Minthara, turning to Gale: "Wizard, how tall are you?"

[feykrorovaan]

Gale talking to his simulacrum:"Alright, so tell Tav it is of the utmost importance that I speak with them tonight."

Simulacrum:ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Lae'zel: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Lae'zel: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Shadowheart: Uh... what's up with her?

Wyll: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Lae'zel: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Astarion, crying: It's working.

[chubbyooo]

Astarion: So what's for dinner? Gale: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise! Astarion: ... Astarion: Is it soup? Gale: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Astarion: Please, Gale, enough with the soup puns. Gale: Wow, you're soup-per mean. Astarion: STOP! *one hour later* Astarion: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

[fajitaposting]

Lae'zel: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Astarion: This knife is actually a magic wand. Karlach: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Minsc: cocks gun Magic missile. Gale: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

[worfs-glorious-hair]

Tav: I could kiss Gale very quickly before we leave… :)

Gale: :) Yes you should!

Astarion *groaning and rolling his eyes*: You obviously can. You have proven that to us in the past *pretends to check the time* FIFTEEN MINUTES OR SO! I have another interesting proposal for you, you could also KILL KETHERIC VERY QUICKLY LIKE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO!

Tav: Just one more, then we will go!

Gale: :)

Astarion: Tell me, dear druid friend of mine, do they teach you in druid school this fascinating definition of „just one more“ that you are showing us or did you come up with it on your own? BECAUSE THIS WERE ROUGHLY TEN „just one more“ KISSES!

[overheard-in-baldurs-gate]

Tav: One of these days, I’m going to say “fight me” to the wrong person and they’re just going to deck me.

Astarion: Oh that day is closer than you think.

[incorrect-baldurs-gate-3]

Astarion: well we had an a terrible run guys just absolutely godawful! The worst anyone's ever done it...

Astarion: I forgot where I was going with this.

[incorrect-para-quotes]

[lelianasbong]

Tav: “I’m not having sex with Astarion!”

Wyll: “No one is judging you. It’s understandable. Astarion is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled.”

Tav: “I am not having sex with Astarion. But I’m starting to think that you might be.”

[bg3-fix]

Astarion: "You really put everything aside and came all this way just for me? How did you even get here so fast?" Shadowheart: "Several traffic violations." Karlach: "Three counts of resisting arrest." Gale: "Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks." Wyll: "Also, that's not our car."

[feykrorovaan]

Tav:"Oh babe! You had a crush on meee. That's embarrassing."

Gale:"We're married."

Tav:"Still."

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Gale: Hey, do you know the password to Shadowheart’s computer?

Astarion: Fuck you, Gale.

Gale: Hey!!

Astarion: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouGale".

Gale: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

[fajitaposting]

Tav: Do you want to know your gay name? Gale: My… my gay name? Tav: Yeah, it's your first name- Gale: Haha. Very funny Tav- Tav: gets down on one knee And my last name. Gale: Oh- oh my god.

[chubbyooo]

Entropy (tav): *Laying face down on the bar* Astarion: So Karlach said she liked you? Entropy (tav), muffled: Yeah Astarion: ...and you asked her to marry you? Entropy (tav): Yeah Astarion: …and?! How’d she react?! Entropy (tav): Dunno, I ran before I could scare her even more *Meanwhile* Karlach, kicking in the door to the Wylls’s room with 12 bottles of champagne: Wyll! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!

[kasinonightlife]

Karlach: I like your top, Lae'zel!

Shadowheart: I have a name, you know.

Lae'zel: *Sighs* Why. Why are you like this?