#incorrect boruto

[shadow-coolness]

Boruto: Dad why’s your hand always bandaged?

*Naruto remembers the Final Battle at the Final Valley*

Naruto: It was…irreversibly damaged in the 4th Ninja War.

*Meanwhile at the Uchiha household*

Sadara: Dad?

Sasuke: Yes Sadara?

Sadara: If the 7th was able to get a new hand why didnt you?

*Sasuke remembers all the wrongs he’s done*

Sasuke: It causes my opponents to underestimate me and allows me to catch them off guard.

[jintsuki]

kawaki: i am the most responsible person in this group.

sumire: but you just killed boruto?

kawaki: and i take full responsibility for that.

[third-degree-clown-murder]

Shino: So, you're saying Boruto used a large scale, highly demanding and chakra consuming suiton jutsu during the chuunin exam and you didn't suspect anything?

Tenten: Excuse me?! Do you know how much chakra these Uzumaki kids have?? He's a Uzumaki, half Hyuuga and at least five percent demonic fox! I'm more surprised he can't do it!!

[jasdrabbles]

Boruto: I wish we could block people in real life

Sarada: Restraining order.

Mitsuki: Murder.

[kkirincorrectquotes]

Naruto : *sneaking in through his window*

Iruka: *turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Naruto : I....was training with Kakashi Sensei?

Kakashi: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

Naruto: What are you doing here?! It's 2am! Is that... Are you wearing his shirt?!

Kakashi: I am not the one in trouble here.

[becauseimboredincorrectquotes]

kiba: so how’s the parenting life threatening you so far?

shino: yeah, how is it going?

hinata, on her seventh cup of coffee: Boruto is the light of our lives.

naruto, from another room: yeah, a light that won’t fucking shut off.

kiba:

shino:

hinata: he’s fine, he’s just tired.

boruto: *screams*

naruto: *screams back*

and that’s why Kiba and Shino have never had kids😃

[wickermayne]

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[taiyou-hibiscus]

Naruto, talking to Shikamaru : Our relationship is strictly professional.

Sasuke, sitting on Naruto’s lap : Absolutely. Only on business.

[trafalgarya]

Sakura, showing Sasuke a photo of Naruto : Yo, rate my ugly friend out of ten !

Sasuke, staring at the photo : Nine.

Sakura : Oh ! So you wanna punch him, like, nine to ten times ?

Sasuke: No, he's cute.

Sakura, envious of Naruto : Oh. Well, he's behind you, he's probably uglier in pe-

Sasuke, turning around to Naruto, grabbing his collar and French-kissing him :

Sakura: NOO-

[ace-shikamaru-quotes]

Shikamaru: You know, I bet my father would have loved these hand held gaming devices if they had come out when he was still alive.

Shikadai: Really?

Shikamaru: Yeah, it would be another thing he could waste his time on instead of paying attention to me.

[im-still-watching-anime]

orochimaru: hey everyone i know i’m kind of a prisoner but i made this new thing that’s evil and fucked up

naruto: …sasuke can you PLEASE kill him again

sasuke: you say that but you’re literally the only one stopping me from killing people at any given moment

[shadow-coolness]

Sadara, to Mitsuki: If you see Boruto, give him this message *makes a neutral face*

Sadara: He'll know what it means.

*later*

Mitsuki: oh, and Sadara said to give you a message.

Mitsuki: *makes a neutral face*

Boruto: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

[forumjutsu]

Sasuke: Sakura explained it here, look *hands Naruto a letter*.

Naruto: Let´s see... wow.

Sasuke: Skip the sexual parts.

Naruto: Well it's pretty impossible, it's all sexual parts... um... heh.

Naruto: You guys are into some weird stuff.

Sasuke :*shrugs*

[uchiha-namikaze-spawn]

Boruto: dad... I- we have something to tell you...

Naruto: you and Mitsuki are dating?

Boruto: I- what- n-

Mitsuki: yes.

Boruto: how did you-

Naruto:*gives a significant glare to Sasuke* been there, done that, anything else?

Boruto frustrated that he already knows: yes.

Naruto: uh?

Boruto: I'm pregnant, somehow- and since you were also pregnant with me I thought it could be a family gene or something but I freaked and-

Naruto: *faints*

Mitsuki: you are not really pregnant, Nanadaime was only able to conceive you becau-

Boruto: *burst into laughter*

Sasuke: *done with life* Of course he isn't pregnant, dobe is just easily manipulated.

[pevensiegiigi]

Incorrect Borusara Citations

Boruto: I saw the chronicles of Narnia

Sarada: Oh yeah! is very good.

Boruto: If i had a sword, i would name it after you.

Sarada: No Boruto, i'm not going to steal dad's Katana to give it to you.

[kkirincorrectquotes]

Iruka & Kakashi: Surprise! We're having a baby!

Naruto : What?!

Iruka & Kakashi: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!