#Incorrect situations

[pevensiegiigi]

Incorrect Borusara Citations

Boruto: I saw the chronicles of Narnia

Sarada: Oh yeah! is very good.

Boruto: If i had a sword, i would name it after you.

Sarada: No Boruto, i'm not going to steal dad's Katana to give it to you.

[july-19th-club]

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

[gabihime-jegulusseeker]

jegulus incorrect quote: James had a quidditch accident

Madam Pomfrey: I'm sorry, sir. We can only allow family to see Mr. Potter at this time-

Regulus: Bold of you to assume I won't marry him on the spot.

James, still very drugged: You tell 'em, honey.

[bhaalschosenone]

MC: Whooo! All three of us are having fun!

MC: Seb, you're having fun right?!?

Sebastian: Yes!

MC: Ominis are you having fun?!?!

Ominis:

MC:

Sebastian: ...

Sebastian: All two of us are having fun!!

[watchyourbuck]

Eddie: alright I’m prepped and ready

Buck: damn baby, are you? ;)

Eddie: *through the radio* PULL ME UP BUCKLEY IM ON A DITCH

[andromeda3116]

This is my idea of the opposite of being helpful. I am here against my will and you are going to regret that.

-Murderbot, Network Effect

no comment, i just fuckin' love this line.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. that’s cool and all but this one’s for the she/hes. if you’re a she/he i love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

Sollux: iis thiis a po2iitiiviity post or a 2ecret cry for help? op, how bad iis the miint 2iituatiion?

Jade: it’s both the mint situation is fucking severe

[em-xzm]

Neil having no social awareness for whats normal is so real to me-

*Neil, Andrew, Aaron and katelyn having a double date*

Katelyn: me and Aaron were thinking of a trip to Brazil in the summer

Neil: oh cool. Once I stole a plane in Brazil and crash landed in the amazon where I had a fight to the death with a tiger :D

katelyn: oh!

[pevensiegiigi]

Momoshiki Incorrect Situations

Momoshiki: I never thought i would become an uchiha

Boruto: What are you talking about? i'm the one who married Sarada

Momoshiki: That's why

Sarada: ...

[im-still-watching-anime]

sasuke: what the fuck is wrong with you

naruto: look if you’re trying to tell me you don’t like me i’d prefer you just say it

sasuke: i’m obsessed with you actually you mean everything to me

sasuke: but seriously what the fuck is wrong with you

[girl-named-matty]

Sebastian: You don't think I can fight you because you have that dumb ancient magic! MC: I don't think you can fight me because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Ominis can fight in that dress either. Ominis: Perhaps not. But I would make a rather radiant bride.

[charcubed]

oh everyone and their DISCLAIMERS about how “lokius will never be canon because disney and marvel are awful, but”........ well I have nothing to lose so. fuck disclaimers! this is my idea of fun! what if it CAN and WILL be canon, huh? what if the story is gonna go where it seems to be headed. what if I say they’re going to kiss on international streaming television. who’s gonna stop me

[icestarphoenix]

Taste Test

t- themb.. .,.

[forthetaintedmemes]

Chuuya: We don't HAVE to shoot him.

Arahabaki: Boy if you don't at least bust his kneecaps he's never going to learn.

Chuuya: Yeah no you're right *cocks gun* So anyways....

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Albert: Remember the time you told me to not use the oven because doing so would cause bodily harm to myself and everyone around me

Mycroft, grabbing his keys: How many am I driving to the hospital?

Albert: Just me and Sherlock

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jake: Gay sex will not fix this situation. in all honesty it would probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it the old college try anyways