#incorrect dbs quotes

[fabuloustrash05]

Krillin: Do not pretend you're not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he slept with.

Vegeta: I have one. It’s called “my marriage license”.

Vegeta & Bulma: *high fives*

[ap-kinda-lit]

Goku: You wanna go to McDonald’s, son? I’ll get you a happy meal.

Gohan: Dad, I’m 25.

Goku: So you don’t want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?

Gohan: …That would be nice, actually.

[angel-whis]

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2572

They'd be in cahoots; they're always in cahoots. (Dialogue from AIapalucci on twitter.)

[vent-mon-hyperespace]

Winter, the Last Dragonborn: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Miraak: *chugs entire bottle*

Miraak: It’s perfume.

[doodlydoodlies]

[bones4thecats]

In the Gods of Destruction Group Chat:

💣💣💥💥Destroyers of the Month🥀🥀🥀💥💥

Champa: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Beerus: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents. Champa: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you. Romsshi: Actually I did the math, Beerus would have $225, not $0.15. Beerus: Romsshi, I’m right here!!! Heles: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Champa: While you’re there could you buy me an apple juice please? Heles: Sorry I only have a dollar. Champa: :( Liquiir: Hey, I just realized my friend is right, Beerus would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent. Quitela: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice. Mule: You can buy anything you want with $22,500. Iwan: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice. Arak: Apply juice to what. Belmod: Directly to the forehead. Sidra: 😂 Beerus: 🖕 Giin: 😒 God of Destruction! Reader: Great chat everyone.

[the-ultimate-obsessive-fangirl]

Dan- honestly lucifer is so immature

Chloe- and he's really annoying

Ella- and he just disappears without goodbyes or anything

Amenadiel- watch what you're saying lucifer is still my brother

Linda- he killed 25 people in a week

Amenadiel-.... He's adopted

[artbybai]

[ll-the-biohazards-ll]

I feel like Biarra would say this, not knowing what shit is, since he can't physically shit, since he's a robot or sum.

Kahseral would do this ngl-

I have no clue how an appliance got here ngl.

Urogi, you son of a-

Sonic Boom Knuckles be like:

I feel like this happens on a daily basis-

VX actively would lie to the police, man

Biarra's right, the sun ISN'T a rock, but a ball of plasma, different shit

VX was then shot 57 times by the squad

Real Neptunite moment

@ll-kita-san-ll @bonsai-just-wants-to-forget @shittycampari @bloghyperfixes @number1alienlover @thebalancedangel @callistos-posts

[p-tinkie-85]

The first moment of Vegeta's jealousy (a random au, where Vegeta is jealous of Chichi because he wants to with Goku. Write maybe a fanfic but I don't really know)

Bulma: Truth or dare? Goku: Dare. Bulma: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Goku: Hey Vegeta? Vegeta, blushing: Yeah? Goku: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Chichi.

And for all those canon believers, shut up! It's not canon and won't be, it's just A STUPID FANTASY! Created by my crazy mind!

[fabuloustrash05]

Bulma: CAN YOU GUYS STOP FUCKING YELLING?!

Piccolo: You’re the one who’s fucking yelling!

Bulma: THIS IS HOW I TALK!!

Vegeta: She’s right, that is her inside voice.

[ap-kinda-lit]

Vegeta: How did your "date" go?

Trunks: She wouldn't even kiss me.

Bulma: Nice girls don't kiss on the first date, Trunks. Your father wouldn't kiss me until our third date. It made the sex on the first two very impersonal.

[angel-whis]

[fandom-trash-xl]

Incorrect Quotes on a Whim Out of Boredom, but why are two of them about stairs?

Aka: I found an audios list just to chill; also a bit of the spite mix --- Kale: Did it hurt when you fell? Caulifla, slightly dizzy and loopy: From what? Heaven? Or in love? Kale: Dear, as much as I would love to save your ego... Kale, voice suddenly raising: YOU JUST FACEPLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS! -- Kale: What kind of ice cream flavor would you guys be? Cabba: Vanilla. Frost: Vanilla... you basic b-tch. I'd be pistachio- Caulifla: 'Cause no one likes you? Frost: ... -- Cabba, arriving at Champa's palace before the Tournament of Power: Sorry I was late, I was... doing things. Frost, coming up the staircase, panting and out of breath: -HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS! Cabba, with plausible deniability: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it... giving you a little nudge. Frost: Oh, I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up your ass! Hit: Hey! ...Watch your f-cking language in front of the God of Destruction. -- Hit: You should be addicted to shutting up... Frost: You want to kiss me so bad, it makes you look stupid. Hit: So what if I do -- Frost, after Frieza "defeats" Gohan in the Tournament of Power: Will you date me? Breath if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no! Frieza, charging an energy blast: はじめに神は天と地とを創造された。 -- And now something fluffy to compensate: Goku, to Chi-Chi one morning: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup and you were mustard. Which is weird, because you're usually mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

[vent-mon-hyperespace]

Serana: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Last Dragonborn: Killed without hesitation.

Serana: No.