#incorrect elite force

[angelwiththeblue-box]

oliver: so i saw you spending a lot of time with chase lately

kaz: no, oliver, it’s not what it looks like i swear!

oliver: oh really? so no reason for me to be jealous?

kaz: no reason! me and chase are just dating, okay, he’s my boyfriend.

oliver: so there are no best friend feelings at all?

kaz: you are still my one and only best friend, he’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

oliver: but i’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

kaz: of course!

chase: what the-

[thelittleangryitalian]

Leo: Is anyone in this house straight?

The Elite force: Oliver

Oliver: I’ll have you know I kissed Kaz once

Chase to Kaz: You kissed Oliver?

Kaz: We were twelve!

[lab-trash]

Oliver: I read somewhere that 1 in every 4 people is gay, so that means there's at least 1 gay person on the elite force Kaz: I hope it's Chase, he's so hot

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Chase: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance! :D

[lref-incorrect-quotes]

Oliver: Kaz, you need to calm down.

Kaz, slamming his fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

[spacewarriorsam]

*Jason shoots the lights with his guns*

Damian Wayne: WHY’D YOU DO THAT FOR?!

Jason Todd: If we’re gonna be stuck here together, I don’t wanna have to look at your face.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Richie: I still need to know more about you before I start actually trusting you. Max: Well, um, I’m 6'4. I’m a hearty mix of Irish and German. And I’ve been known to lie about my height

[secretsandlabrats]

Kaz: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Chase: Wasn't Skylar with you?

Skylar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

[padfoot0216]

Chase -Kaz texted me "your adorable".

Chase - And I replied, "no, YOU'RE adorable".

Chase - We’ve been on two dates now and I'm pretty sure Kaz is already in love with me. All I did was point out a typo.

[neurodivenport]

Chase: i identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Kaz asked me what the spanish word for tortilla was once and now i dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Kaz, later that night: what kind of animal is the pink panther

Chase: *already taking off his clothes* Kazimieras you are so fucking stupid

[nickfurysrighteye]

kaz: you dated the brutal traitor that tried to kill you and your family??

chase: he wasn't a brutal traitor when i was dating him..

[angelwiththeblue-box]

the elite force getting back from a mission kaz: *collapses* chase: CALL 911 ILL DO MOUTH TO MOUTH chase: AS A FRIEND

[thelittleangryitalian]

Donald: Bree, I need Chase, where is he?

Bree: Kaz is in Mission Command

Donald: I asked where Chase was

Bree: What part of the answer didn’t you understand?

[lab-trash]

Kaz: Oh, hey, my to-do list! I made it when we first got here.

Oliver: Lemme see.

Oliver: Okay, this just says 'chase,' and then there's four check marks.

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Oliver: How the hell are you still alive?

Chase: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

[lref-incorrect-quotes]

Chase: Ah, the humble apostrophe - the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit. Kaz: Also the difference between “well fuck” and “we’ll fuck.” Chase: Chase: Yes, that too.