#incorrect fma

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

al really is just a Little Guy at the end of the day

[totally-correct-fma]

Roy, scolding the Elrics: We are not mad, just disappointed. Riza: No, we are mad. Roy: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide. Riza: No we are not. Roy: I’m not a mind-reader, Riza.

[myreygn]

Edward: Lord, take two years from my life span and add it to my brother's

Ling: Too far man wtf

Edward: Lord, take two years from this guy also

[dyingroses]

Riza Hawkeye: Colonel, you're not gonna like this, but right now, Edward here is being the mature one.

Edward Elric : It's true. I'm being super mature, you big, dumb, hairy baby twat!

[lucky-me-envy]

Thought of Envy the second I saw this post

[plateofpie]

Du hast es nicht vergessen, oder?

[fuzzy-worm-spaghetti15]

‘I’m agnostic’ he says, knowing that he has met literal god.

Al: But brother, haven’t you met god?

Ed: I wasn’t impressed.

[emmikay]

Mustang: Hey, want to help me commit a felony?

Hawkeye: Colonel! What the hell?!

Mustang: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Mustang: (whispering) Want to help me commit a felony?

Hawkeye: (whispering) Of course sir, what do you need?

[voregguks]

Havoc: Hey, Boss. Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Ed: I'm a knife.

Roy, from across the office: He's a little spoon.

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

tbh my first thought when this happened was “can’t he just somehow transmute the blood back into his body” but im no alchemist so what do i know 🤷‍♀️

[totally-correct-fma]

Alphonse: I think we should adopt another kid.  Edward: No. Alphonse: Why not? Edward: Because by ‘kid’ you mean ‘cat’ and we already have 24 of those. Alphonse, opening his armor:...25.

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Pov : You were chosen to interview the Führer and the Emperor

Journalist : So what kind of girl do you prefer?

Roy : My husband.

Journalist :

Journalist : Okay... What about you? What kind of girl do you prefer?

Ling : Mustang’s husband.

[yutamayo]

Cutest Anime Kid Poll

If all but one child's cute aura had to be deleted from existence; not by death but by complete erasure of their endearing imagery as a whole, who would you choose to keep?

Polls close Monday, June 30th

* The Fated Four *

Alphonse*Gojo

Nobara*Edward

Losers goes bye-bye uwu and winners enter The Treasured Two!

Please do NOT vote for your faves! Vote for the CUTEST kid!!!

THE FALLEN

💔 Selim Bradley 💔 Satoru Fujinuma 💔 Hojo Tokiyuki 💔 Eren Yeager 💔 Rika Orimoto 💔 Rudeus Greyrat 💔 Muzan Kibutsuji 💔 Mikazuki Augus 💔 Maki Zenin 💔 Rokuta Kamado 💔 Senku Ishigami 💔 Noé Archiviste 💔 Mikhail 💔 March 💔 Yuuri Katsuki 💔 Miri Unasaka 💔 Mimiko Hasaba 💔 Jean Kirstein 💔 Millions Knives 💔 Kotaro Sato 💔 Shinji Ikari 💔 Louis De Sade 💔 Mahito 💔 Hideyoshi Nagachika 💔 Bachira Meguru 💔 Muichiro Tokito 💔 Levi Ackerman 💔 Shoto Todoroki 💔 Sasuke Uchiha 💔 Sosuke (Ponyo) 💔 Nanako Hasaba 💔 Denji Hayakawa 💔 Vash (Tristamp) 💔 Kaneki Ken 💔 Armin Arlert 💔 Megumi Fushiguro

DO NOT UPDATE PROGRESS OF ACTIVE POLLS * via replies/reblogs/tags/ect.

*uwu eternal love and thanks to my undercaffienated coffeeshop AU lover @chiarrara for putting in most of the work & streamlining my rampant mania. This showdown could literally not exist without you babe*

*Previous rounds below*

Another shoutout to the bestest bf @chiarrara for coming up with the idea & base for The Cinnamon Roll 16 cake edits.

Preliminaries

8 polls with 5 contestants each. Loser from each poll goes bye-bye uwu

🩷 Denji, Gojo, Senku, Pride, Sousuke

❤️ Nobara, Armin, Satoru, Sasuke, Alphonse

🧡 Jean, Maki, Tokiyuki, Miri, Naï

💛 Louis, Eren, Kotaro, Megumi, Hide

💚 Todoroki, Rika, Muichiro, Kaneki, Ed

🩵 Mimiko, Levi, Rudeus, Rokuta, Yuri

💙 Muzan, Nanako, Shinji, Mikhail, Bachira

💜 Vash, Mahito, March, Noé, Mikazuki

Rising Stars (highest prelim votes)

* Ponyo's Sousuke * Alphonse Elric * Miri Unasaka * Megumi Fushiguro * Shoto Todoroki * Yuuri Katsuki * Bachira Meguru * Noé Archiviste

Round 2 (The Thematic 32)

1. Maki*Kaneki 9. Denji*Hide

2. Rokuta*Armin 10. Mimiko*Sosuke

3. Senku*Todoroki 11. Muichiro*Jean

4. Sasuke*Noé 12. Bachira*Naï

5. Mikhail*Gojo 13. Nobara*Kotaro

6. March*Levi 14. Shinji*Ed

7. Megumi*Yuuri 15. Nanako*Louis

8. Miri*Alphonse  16. Mahito*Vash

Round 3 (The Cinnamon-roll 16)

1. Bachira*Gojo

2. Muichiro*Nobara

3. Levi*Alphonse

4. Shoto*Megumi

5. Sasuke*Ed

6. Sosuke(Ponyo)*Vash

7. Nanako*Armin

8. Kaneki*Denji

Quarter-finals (The Exalted 8)

1. Vash*Alphonse

2. Kaneki*Nobara

3. Gojo*Armin

4. Edward*Megumi

[hearseofangels]

enemies: who are you? what are you? a homunculous?

edward e. rockbell: worse… A HOUSEHUSBAND!!!

[cosmicsproutcake]

Roy: I don’t get people who justify cheating by saying they were drunk. When I drink, I just keep proposing to my husband over and over.

Edward: And I have to say yes every time, or he cries.

[lucky-me-envy]

This is basically Hohenheim and the dwarf in the flask right?