#incorrect hsr x reader

[harmonysanreads]

Yan!Phainon : It seems like [Reader] is playing hard to get.

Yan!Phainon : Little do they know, I'm a master of being hard to get rid of.

[aventurineswife]

[sunflwrapple]

[Mydei washing Y/N’s hair]

Mydei, rinsing the hair : your hair is nice and glossy. It almost looks like glass

Y/N : you think my hair is pretty?

Mydei, mutters : very pretty.

Y/N : . . .

Y/N : saying that my hair looks like glass..

Y/N : ..and my hands are like flowers

Y/N, snorts : Didn’t know you’re such a romantic, my prince

Y/N : or are they just words from a book?

Mydei, stares lovingly at Y/N : only if I were to write them down.

[Mydei leans over to kiss their forehead gently, before wrapping the towel on their head]

[iloveyanderes]

You to mydei: look how obedient my dog is!

You:sit boy! *to your golden retriever*

phainon *sits before your golden retriever can*

You: “...”

Mydei: “...”

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You: *drunk* “why was I ever born wahhhhhhhhhhhh”

Some rando: phainon go get your girlfriend

phainon: shes not my girlfriend.

Mydei: pics you up and throws over shoulder, “shes mine”

Phainon: hands off my girlfriend!

Random: (shocked emoji)

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Phainon im going to scare her! She’ll definitely pee her pants!

Mydei:I hope you get punched in the face

Phainon*gets punched in the face*

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You: holding up a tarantula, “look at this cutie”

Phainon: *screams and hops onto mydei who promptly drops them*

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Mydei & Phainon: *makes fun of you*;)

*Someone else makes fun of you*:( *anger and murder*

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Castorice: “everything I touch dies and I feel as though my mere existence is meant to cause harm to others”

You: “I think you represent how death is a mercy and you allow life to continue through rebirth. You're a great person!”

Castorice “.....”

Castorice looks at Mydei: “hurt her and i’ll rip out your Tenth Thoracic Vertebra

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Trianne “cookie please!”

You: *gives cookie*

Trinnon “cookie please!”

You: *gives cookie suspiciously*

Tribios: “cookie please!”

You: “weren't you here twice already?”

Tribios “no that wasn’t me! It was Trianne and Trinnon”

you: doesn’t believe Tribios

*Trianne & Trinnon shows up*

You: (shocked emoji)

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You: “I think we should take a picture to memorate the experience!”

Fuli “its time to go to heaven my child”

You:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Everyone else: (shocked emoji)

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Nikador: I will make you die

You: no you.

Nikador: dies.

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Phainon hey professor Anaxa-

Anaxa: you! (beep) (beep) son of a (beep) you cant get anything right! Can you!?

Phainon :dejected

You: Hey professor Anaxa!

Anaxa: hi

Phainon :angry face

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Mydei or Phainon: what type of guy do you like

You: rich guys

Mydei or Phainon :okay *scheming*

You: oh and sensitive guys

Mydei or Phainon :sends pic of wiping away tears with money

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You: *sees a dog and cat fighting*

You: this reminds me of some guys i know, I can’t quite tell in who though……

*Phainon & Mydei fighting in the background*

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[luxthestrange]

HSR Incorrect quotes #20 Dove x Possum

The Penacony twins are having a video call, giving each other updates on their new lives, Robin is very happy her older brother found special friend

Sunday: I wanted salad, But Y/n said we're having burgers...

Robin*Jokingly over the call* If Y/n jumped off a cliff, would you?~

Camera zooms in as Sunday thinks for a while...

Robin:... Brother!

Sunday stutters as he tries to explain, coughing into a fist

Sunday:  I-I mean it depends!

Robin: Don't jump off a cliff!

Sunday: Well I wasn't planning on it

Robin: But if Y/n jumped you would?!

Camera zooms in on Sunday's blank face again

Robin: BROTHER!?!

[sh1-n0bu]

incorrect hsr quotes #3

[name], panicking, recording a video: SO I’M RUNNING FROM THE CLOUD KNIGHTS!! BUT IT’S OKAY CUZ’ I DID IT FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS!!

luofu residents: watching on intrigued as a whole battalion of cloud knights chase after some poor mortal

[name]: APPARENTLY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH THEIR GENERAL!

luofu residents: GASP! they did not-

[name]: I WAS JUST TRYNNA GET EQUAL PAY N SHIT!

meanwhile, jing yuan back at his home, covered in bites, hickies and what-nots: :33

[harumasa-wifey]

-Mydei and phainon dynamic in a nutshell -

Phainon: There now gentlemen, we all are friends

Mydei: I'll fuck you up.

[danhoneyyysblog]

Stelle: That shirt looks great, (Y/N).


(Y/N): Thanks.


Stelle: But I bet it would look even better on Dan Heng’s floor.


Dan Heng: Are you hitting on (Y/N)... for me?

[n0tamused]

More HSR tweets because I can't draw rn + my oc at the end

These are very fun to make

+ extra Hsr fake chat

[rainynightmoonlight]

Boothill: *Looking around the area for his hat that he lost.* Hey has anyone seen my hat?

Y/n: *Walks up to Boothill, wearing his hat* Look! I'm Boothill! Howdy howdy howdy. Fudger!

Boothill: *Laughing sarcastically* Very funny. C'mere!

Y/n: *Laughing as Boothill chases them, trying to get back his hat.*

[zweetpea]

Password

Dan Heng: How’d you guys hack into my Netflix account?

Caelus: Hack is a stretch. I guessed the password.

Stelle: Same, maybe next time don’t make it so obvious.

March: Even I figured it out, first try too.

You: *typing something on the computer* I’m the password?!

Dan Heng: STOP BREAKING INTO MY NETFLIX ACCOUNT!!

[aventurineswife]

Boothill: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Rappa: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for [Name].

Boothill, pointing his hot glue gun towards Rappa: You’re on thin fudging ice.

[sunflwrapple]

Y/N : so what’s your favourite colour

Mydei : stop asking me stupid questions, ask me something logical and matured

Y/N : how many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8 ml of sulphuric acid at STP

Mydei : my favourite colour is pink 💗

[kidicaruslover911]

Boothill walking into the kitchen: “Bitch what’s for dinner?”

You, with a trembling voice: “Grilled cheese…?”

Boothill, absolutely mortified: “If you ever let me talk to you like that you better smack the shit out of me. If I ever talk to you like that, do you understand?”

You: “Yeah?”

Boothill: “Yeah.”

[luxthestrange]

HSR Incorrect quotes #19 Desperate much?

Boothill: Y/n just texted me

Dan Heng: So? Text them back?

Boothill: Can't.

Dan Heng: Why not?

Boothill: Have to wait. Texting right back would make me look desperate.

Dan Heng: Boothill, you're married to them...

[sh1-n0bu]

incorrect hsr quotes #2

[name], visibly exhausted, downing more shots than usual: so eventually, i’m like, being nice doesn’t work. being nice gets me stalkers

dan heng, sitting in the nearest table, watching [name]: i kinda feel called out

[name], continuing on: being mean gets me crazy men who are attracted to crazy person

blade, sitting in the same table as dan heng, nodding proudly: yep. i asked them to crush my skull in the other day

[name]: and so, i’m just gonna ignore y’all now

dan heng and blade: sulks after hearing that

jing yuan, who’s been at the same table as dan heng and blade, with a smug grin: aww but pookie🥺

[name], done with their shit: and they liKE THAT TOO! LEAVE ME ALONE❗️❗️

kafka, [name]’s gossip bestie: aww but pookie, you’re living the life