#incorrect inanimate insanity

[stahp-right-there-peasant]

MePad, doing a survey: What does “take out” mean?  MePhone4: Food.  MePhone5C: Dating.  3GS: Murder.  4S: It can be all three if you’re not a coward. 

[cakiette]

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part 1 site used for this :: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator ii incorrect quotes i generated!! Found some lying around long ago, and i got the idea to generate MOREE!!!

ft. Mepad mephone4 toilet mephone4s and mephone3gs

some r kinda out of character but shh its okeh

they r siblings tho ur honor HJSJHSHSHSHDHHDHE!!!

posting more later this shi is funn,, ☝️☝️

[ovrrdogg]

Taco did not live in hotel oj, so im convinced she’s actually never showered and Mic is right here

[osc-incorrect-quotes]

> submitted by anon

Microphone, thinking about kissing: I wonder how I taste...

Taco, thinking about biting: I can help with that!

Floory: I love yuri.

[whysowise]

bro graduated from fat bastard academy with a PhD in fat slobbery

[objectshowincorrectquotes]

Oj: My Policy is that "If you see something, say something."

Paper, Rasing his hand: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today.

Oj to the rest: Outstanding! This is what I'm talking about people.

[macbutchpro]

Gonna ask again bc i think my last explaination was weird, & i want the poll to last longer

Bfdi fans. And even II fans bc this applies to you too. Would you recommend new people watch in:

season order (bfdi, bfdia, idfb, bfb-a, bfb-b, tpot; II, IIs2, III) watching in order

Release order (bfdi, bfdia 1-5, idfb, bfb-a, bfb-b1, tpot1, bfb-b cont., tpot2-6, then tpot7+ and bfdia6+ alternating; II, IIs2 up to e14, III, IIs2e15+)

Disjointed order (such as starting new people on bfb or IIs2) (elaborate in replies/tags!)

Nuance (such as reccomending one for bfdi and another for ii, or anything else more complicated) (also elaborate pls!)

Trying to get as many opinions as possible so PLEASE share!!!

[askinanimateinsanityidealvalue]

H E L L O M O T H E R

Just kidding (kinda)!

But thank you for stabilizing our connection! It’s very refreshing to see you alive!

Is MePhone doing alright at the moment? He looks a tad… comatosed. By the way cool battle scar you got there :D

Don’t freak out if you get more things like me, we’re called anons! Just go along with it :)

Inanimate Insanity: Ideal Value

Chapter 1: Hey! Can Anyone Hear Me?

part 2

First/Next/Last

Huh...well that's new.

As for you're quest- NO NONE OF THE MEPHONES ARE OKAY HERE

I think they we're just talking to me.

IS IT A CRIME TO WANT TO BE APPRECIATED 4-

[iibiweekly]

secret not biweekly post. shocking. scandalous.

[theyellownoby]

Tea Kettle: "Oh MePhone, you're such a sweet little cutie patootie, I can see why that Floory has a crush on you."

MePhone4: "Ahahaha, aww you're too kind."

Knife: "I'm warning you MePhone, you break his heart, I'll break your ass bones, got it?"

MePhone4: "What are you talking about?"

[stahp-right-there-peasant]

MePhone4: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*

Toilet: Hello, Mistah Phone! How was your day?

MePhone4: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Toilet* Hell.

MePad, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?

[glitchedvaporeon]

Taco: *Banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Microphone: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Taco: I-

Taco: I don't know the correct answer to that question.

[lightbrush-major]

Lightbulb: (to Paintbrush) so... do you want to hang out sometime? Paintbrush: Uh..?? Yeah! That'd be cool Lightbulb: Great! *...* Paintbrush: you do mean that in a gay way, right? Lightbulb: Yes. In a gay way. Lightbulb: homosexual hangout.

[osc-incorrect-quotes]

Taco: Tap into their security cameras.

MePad: Oh, sure, let me just load up my "Tap Into Every Security Camera In Hotel OJ" app.

MePad: I apologise if that sounded like sarcasm. it wasn't. I am in.

[mephoj]

is this anything

[objectshowincorrectquotes]

Light Bulb: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Paintbrush: What?

Test Tube: What?

Marshmallow: What?

Fan: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.