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D1: hi harry!

Harry-June: hey dad- I mean D1

Junseo: did you just call D1, dad?

Harry-June: no I didnt

Lune: ha ha, yeah, you just called D1 dad

DKB: *talking about how Harry just called D1 dad*

Harry-June: I-

D1: *shouts* everyone be quiet

DKB:

D1: my son wants to say something

[bangaroo-chan]

D1: *Playing out of tune guitar*

GK: Hey, you take requests?

D1: Sure.

GK: Please stop.

[yukussmileee]

Changmin: Merry Christmas!

Dongil:...Where’s my present??

Changmin: *with a bow around his neck* I’m right here-

Dongil: I would prefer coal

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DKB as things I (admin Ayy) have said

E-chan: Y'know what I want for my birthday? To stop existing.

D1: "Everything sucks, and we're all going to die' sounds like a great message to send kids.

Teo: My brain has been break dancing for the past few months.

GK: I boo boo the fool-ed myself again.

Heechan: (watching some movie) Why would you choose him? At least go for the lizard guy, he's cute.

Lune: It's not like I can do anything about it. Like, what am I gonna do? Sue them over a smile?

Junseo: I don't know how to refer to the hierarchy of ants.

Yuku: I now understand why babies sleep with their hands up.

Harry-June: High School, or as I like to call it; The Anxiety Factory.

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D1: one of you is gonna betray me

Harry June: is it me, D1?

D1: no

Yuku: is it me, D1?

D1: no it's not you either

E-Chan: is it me, D1?

D1: iS iT mE, d1

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Harry June, t-posing in the corridor: good morning parental figure.

D1, also t-posing in the corridor: good morning favourite child.

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D1: *sees Heechan running with something*

D1: let me see what you have?

Heechan: a knife!!

D1: nooo!

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D1: And when somebody tries you, what do you say?

Harry-June: I think not, you trick ass bitch

D1: *smiles in proud*

E-Chan: ఠ_ఠ

D1: No

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D1: you know what, bro

E-Chan: what?

D1: if I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you

E-Chan: *clutches heart* ...bro

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D1, putting on two mismatching socks: eh, who cares about societal standards?

GK: Yeah, man, no one's gonna see you anyway. And it's not like we care that much.

Heechan: Yeah! Since when did it become shameful to wear two mismatching socks?

D1&Heechan: Socks! Are! Socks!

E-Chan: if someone ever asked me to describe you, I would use that sentence and that sentence alone.

D1: 'socks are socks' is the hill I will die on.

Heechan: a very noble hill, if you ask me.

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D1: when I was younger I thought Jesus was a chicken strip because in one song it said he was tender and mild.

D1: you know what else is tender and mild? A chicken strip.

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D1: Buckle down and do your work, or you’ll end up at McDonald’s

Harry-June: We’re going to McDonald’s if I don’t do my work

D1: No!

[bangaroo-chan]

Judge: How do you plead?

Heechan: [looks at D1]

D1: [mouths 'not guilty']

Heechan: Hot milky.

D1: Just lock him up.

[bangaroo-chan]

D1: Can you-

Harry-June: [groans for 46 hours]