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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

[greenapplebling]

Damian:

Tim:

Damian:

Tim:

Damian: ... *opens his arms*

Tim:

Tim: *sighs*

Tim: *helps Damian up to get to a tall shelf*

Damian, now down: *hasitates*... Thanks *leaves*

Dick: I don't know if I should be mad that you helped him get something Alfred has forbidden or happy you two had such a nice interaction for once

Jason, pinching his arm repeatedly: Talk for yourself, that felt surreal to me

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: I swear to fuck if you keep nagging at me, I WILL kill off your favorite character in my next novel!

Shen Yuan: You. Wouldn’t. Dare.

Shang Qinghua: The hand that yeetith can just as easily yoinkith away, bitch.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Of course I became a crime lord. My entire existence is illegal.

Dick: ...Explain.

Jason: Well, if I'm legally dead, then I'm illegally alive, therefore: crime lord.

Dick: ...That's not— that—

Tim: No, the logic is sound.

[sides-of-quotes]

Remus: Wanna fuck? Janus: You could be a bit more magical in how you've asked that. Would you like to try again? Remus: ...Alakazam, let me slam? Janus: Oh, of COURSE! Remus: Really?! Janus: No.

[smashy-headcanons]

So fun fact: Papyrus is heavily implied to be able to see where you are if you call him on the phone.

Other fun fact: You can use any custom Mii you like during World of Light once you unlock that Mii's fighter type in World of Light.

[blue-rose-soul]

Vaggie: Alastor, what the hell!?

Charlie: You can't hit a kid!

Alastor: That child was acting like an insufferable brat. Someone had to set it straight.

Charlie: It doesn't matter! You don't hit kids, that's no way to teach them to behave!

Alastor: Well, that's how I was raised.

Vaggie: Who the hell raised you?

Alastor: My mother's murderer.

Charlie: ...

Vaggie: ...

Everyone else in the hotel: ...

Husk: ...Yup, that tracks.

Alastor: ??? :)

[incorrecttwsted]

Submitted by Anonymous

[reaperlight]

Carnage [to Venom]: That's your host? This pathetic sweaty human? Have some dignity, father. I would never fall for a loser like that.

Also Carnage: Cletus, please pay attention to me. 🥺

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Richie: are you mad at me :(

Pete: why would I be mad at you?

Richie: you didn't boop me back

Pete: oh my god

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2479

(Nadolig llawen, ghoul boy. 🐴💀🎄)

[greenapplebling]

Cat Jamil: *licks Kalim to assert dominance*

Puppy Kalim: *mistakes it for affection and licks back*

Cat Jamil: *FREAKS OUT*

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Wei Wuxian: Am I proud of my choices? No.

Wei Wuxian: Do I regret my choices…

Wei Wuxian: Also no.

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Andy: [convinces Miranda to stay at a haunted hotel, but nothing supernatural happens]

Miranda: That was a waste of our time.

The ghosts: No way am I haunting her. She scares me.

[sides-of-quotes]

Logan: Shhhhhh. You have to be quiet in the library Roman: ...Nerd, you can't call the house a "library" just because you make Thomas keep buying piles of books quicker than he can read- Logan: SHHHHH!

[incorrect-star-allies]

Dark Meta Knight: Remember, if you need to bury a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up.

Taranza:

Dark Meta Knight: What? You ASKED me for gardening tips.