#incorrect junhee

[incorrect-staytiny]

Donghun: what are you two arguing about this time?

Junhee: he’s always uses common phrases incorrectly!

Byeongkwan: cry me a table, Jun

[inhosgihussy]

Jungbae: What did you get Gihun for his birthday?

Daeho: I got him a kitten.

Jungbae: Really? Me too!

Hyunju: I also got him a cat.

Junhee: Looks like we had the same idea.

Jungbae: Inho, please tell me you didn't get Gihun a cat as well!

Inho: ...I got him a kitten.

*Later*

Gihun: [grinning, surrounded by cats in his apartment] This is the best birthday ever!

[inhunbrainrot]

Dae-ho: Why are Gi-hun and In-ho sitting with their backs to each other?

Jun-hee: They had a fight.

Dae-ho:

Dae-ho: Then why are they holding hands?

Jun-hee: Gi-hun gets sad when they fight, and In-ho can’t stand seeing Gi-hun sad.

[bangs-coffee-fandoms-unite]

Squid Game Incorrect Quotes 〇△□

[Gi-hun storms into the room, clearly agitated.]

Gi-hun: Kids. Bed. Now. I want to talk to your father.

In-ho: No! Kids, stay! Please, stay!

Gi-hun: Go!

In-ho: Stay!

Gi-hun: Go!

In-ho: Stay!

Gi-hun: You go!

In-ho: Dae-ho, stay!

Gi-hun: Now!

In-ho: Jun-hee, don’t move!

Gi-hun: You go!

In-ho: Jung-bae, stay!

Gi-hun: Get out of here!

In-ho: Don’t leave me!

Gi-hun: You get out of here!

[gihun-the-troubled-twink]

Gihun: “People would rather top a twink than stop and think” what does that mean, Daeho?

Daeho: Uh…damn is that the oven? I gotta go *leaves quickly*

Gihun: But wait- uh, okay, Junhee?

Junhee: Nope, sorry. *backs away slowly*

Gihun: What do you mean “nope, sorry”????? *turns to jungbae* Jungbae???

Jungbae: Bro I don’t even know what twink means, what the fuck?

Gihun: Well fuck if you dont know and the kids wont answer, I guess theres only one more person I can ask…

Gihun: Hyunju, what does “people would rather top a twink than stop and think” mean?

Hyunju: Oh my god… okay, so yknow how Youngil has gotten incredibly dumb since you guys moved in together?

Gihun: …I suppose so but what does that have anything to do with this?

Hyunju: You’re the twink.

Gihun: WHAT????

Gihun: …

Gihun: …OOOOHHHHHHHHH—

[random-incorrect-things]

Donghun: *mixing different alcoholic drinks together*

Junhee: What are you making?

Donghun: A mistake.

[malvo-ish]

Jun-hee: Dae-ho is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?

In-ho: Punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Myung-gi: Dump him.

Jung-bae: Kick him in the shin!

Dae-ho: NO TO ALL OF THOSE!!! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!!

[ohseumi]

targeted boycotts are as we know the most efficient and this isn’t me calling for a boycott, but to keep people informed below the cut are lists of kpop artists with affiliations to labels mentioned on zionistsinmusic on twitter

UMG (under an american umbrella label it owns or has joint shares in highup ent [kor releases only], yg ent [bp kor releases only], the black label [somi and taeyang's kor releases only]; under capitol music group it owns or has joint shares in sm ent; under republic it owns or has joing shares in big hit [txt kor releases only], jype [twice, skz, and itzy's kor releases only], under universal music japan it has u-cube a "joint venture with" cube ent, virgin music > republic records > used as an imprint for txt jp releases; through third party distribution umg is affiliated with yuehua ent) - 4minute, apink, ateez, beast, bigbang, blackpink, boys republic (actually managed by umg), btob, bts, dean, everglow, snsd, infinite, iu, iz*one, kep1er, lim youngwoong, loona (japan), miss a (since 2012), monsta x, nct 127, p1harmony, psy (since 2012), rainbow, stray kids, shinee, somi, stayc, super junior, t-ara, the rose, triples, tri.be, twice, txt, wonder girls, xikers, and zerobaseone

note: a lot of these have (south korea) next to the name, i don’t know if that means they only have a deal for that country because other artists like stray kids and lim youngwoong don’t have that specification

REPUBLIC (owned by umg) - itzy, nayeon, nmixx, stray kids, txt, tri.be, twice, vcha

SONY (owns columbia, wakeone, dreamcatcher company; distributes modhaus, chrome ent, kq ent, starship, top media, wakeone, wm ent) - riize, ive, ateez, bts, brown eyed girls, wjsn, crayon pop, dreamcatcher, everglow, exid, monsta x's i.m (astrisked, can't find why), kep1er, lim youngwoong, stayc, tfn/t1419, the rose, triples, wings, xikers, zerobaseone

COLUMBIA (owned by sony) - ateez, ive (usa), kep1er, p1harmony, stayc, triples, treasure (usa), xikers, zerobaseone

VIRGIN (owned by umg) - nct 127, shinee (japan)

WARNER (through warner records it owns or has shares in sm [aespa kor releases only]; included in their international labels is warner music korea which is an international copyright holder and distributor for brand new music [younite, ab6ix, as one, eluphant, miss s] and keystone ent [blank2y]) - aespa (outside of sk), b1a4, bigbang, cherry bullet, choi junhee/choi seoah/juniel (taiwan and japan), cn blue, day6, ft island, got7, iu, jyj, kep1er, loossemble, loona, p1harmony, sf9, twice

ATLANTIC (owned by warner) - got7, iu, kep1er, loossemble, p1harmony, sf9

as always if any of this information is incorrect or outdated, please feel free to correct me in a reblog or an ask and i'll update the information in this post. i'll try to keep up with any new companies that are brought up on the twitter account mentioned at the beginning of this post. i'm not here to call for a boycott of every artist mentioned here because i don't feel i am in the position to do so, but i'm not discouraging you from choosing to do so. in fact i encourage you to listen to these artists unofficially at the very least.

i'm not sure the extent to which these companies get revenue from these artists, i don't know if it's just streams or if other things like merch sales and youtube views contribute but quite a few of these artists' companies are being boycotted currently or in the near future anyway, so i would suggest you not buy any merch or watch youtube videos officially from them. this post has more info on downloading music, youtube videos (with subtitles), and the boycotts i mentioned so i hope you all will check that out too. tris @bandzboy has also been posting about and sharing twitter posts about zionism in music, especially in the kpop industry so i suggest you check out her blog as well

[pursued-by-the-squid]

SORRY THIS IS SO LATE I’M HERE NOW!!! it’s finally let’s-be-weird-about-those-mentally-ill-senior-citizens o’clock and brother i am ready to work !

“you catch him glancing to the side, meeting gi-hun’s eyes over your shoulder” inho staking his claim immediately upon coming face to face with readers main squeeze feat. jealous ahh seong gihun

all reader’s problems coming from engaging with a stranger…. 👀👀 rip gihun everything you do to try and help people just makes it worse for them

it’s so funny reader’s like ‘great now i’m stuck here because youngil voted to stay… but wait… it’s not fair to blame just him 😔😔’ and the whole time it’s 1000% his fault they’re in the games 😭😭 he’s such a devious bastard

YESSS THANOS BEATDOWN SCENE LETS GET IT ‼️‼️you already know how i feel about this scene but reading that ‘wow isn’t anyone going to do anything smh’ again is just as funny as the first time

“one of them is clearly more normal than the other” possibly the most incorrect statement ever made by anyone in the history of people making statements

BITCH⁉️ istg if one more man interrupts and doesn’t let reader finish speaking !! i’m gonna crash out fr

i love that gihun isn’t allowing himself to truly indulge in what he feels for reader during the games because of the lack of safety hdgdghdgsh get yourself a man who will only be vulnerable with you when he thinks he’s going to die and won’t have to face any possible consequences for his actions ❤️

these two men pushing half a century on earth acting like actual children

“gi-hun beats you to it, of course, but he gets what he wants in the end” attention whore 🫵

RIP MY MAN JUNGBAE I KNEW U WERE A GONER BUT I’LL MISS YOU AND THE WAY YOU ALWAYS MANAGED TO INSPIRE SUCH VITRIOLIC HATRED IN INHO 🙏🙏🙏 i hope they let you make your funny little comments wherever you end up i know that’s what you would have wanted 😭😭😭

absolutely living for the crumbs of daeho, junhee and hyunju interactions it’s like walking past your friend’s class in school and waving to them through the door 😚

thank you for providing us another 12k of pure brilliance and fuelling my brain rot ily

NOT PUTTING BOTH MY SUGAR DADDIES IN THE SAME ROOM AMD PRAYING FOR HOMOEROTIC TENSION 💀💀💀 GIRL PLEASE i mean you're not wrong, but still

pls when i was writing the whole "don't talk to strangers"/"all my problems come from talking to strangers", i was laughing my ass off. GIRL THE SOURCE OF YOUR PROBLEMS IS LITERALLY SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, WAKE!! UP!!! HE IS THE REASON!!!! HE IS EVERY PROBLEM YOU HAVE RN!!!! gi-hun won't answer the phone/is feeling suicidal?? THAT'S YOUNG-IL. you're being stalked by recruiters?? THAT'S YOUNG-IL. YOU GOT KIDNAPPED?? THAT'S FUCKING YOUNG-IL

akhdflaskjdhfglaksjdfh not the reader's biggest problem in the games being both love interests talking over them the entire time instead of, like, idk dying. and even worse, both of those love interests are ppushing or over 50 and tHEY'RE STILL ACTING LIKE THAT, I CANNOT

but! speaking of dae-ho, jun-hee, and hyun-ju crumbs....... bestie, the next chapter asljkdfhlaksdfh MORE CRUMBS

[incorrectquotesace]

Junhee: my members are kind of insane but I love them

Junhee *fondly watching them scream their heads off for no reason*: that’s my boys

[bangaroo-chan]

choice: truth or dare

a.c.e: truth

choice: how many hours of sleep did you get this week?

a.c.e: dare

choice: go to sleep

a.c.e: i don't like this game

[incorrect-staytiny]

Donghun: these are my service bees

Junhee: but they’re not trained, they attack everyone who gets close to you

Donghun: they’re trained

[inhosgihussy]

Inho: Bye Gihun! Bye Junho! Bye Junhee! Bye Daeho! Bye Gihun!

Jungbae: You said Gihun twice.

Inho: I like Gihun.

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Jun: Astrology isn't real.

Donghun: Literally nothing is real. Your name is gibberish, but you still answer to it because you crave identity and structure, you pathetic fucking featherless biped.

[leoscoffee]

Junhee: Can you describe the guy who stabbed you?

chan: Yes, he was not very friendly.

[gihun-the-troubled-twink]

Squid Game characters as fragments of my daily internal monologue