#incorrect lydia Martin

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Derek: Being a man sucks

Lydia: Being stiles’s man wouldn’t

Derek: *blushes*

Stiles: Are ya hitting on Derek, for me?

Lydia: Shut up, it’s working

Derek: It is.

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Lydia: So how’s motherhood treating you?

Stiles: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though.

Allison: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies

Stiles: What? Eli's fine. I was talking about Derek.

Derek, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

[moonch8ld]

Stiles: I CAN'T DO IT!

Scott, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Stiles: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Peter: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Stiles:

Stiles: I appreciate it,

Stiles: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Allison: Stiles-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Lydia: Stiles we gotta-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Stiles: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Stiles, motioning to Derek, in his wolf form, high on wolfsbane: NOT FUCKING THIS

[49311grayson]

[TW/Sterek] Fight

Stiles: Scott, can you please tell sourwolf that I’m mad at him? We’re in the middle of a fight and I don’t want to talk to him.

Lydia: You’re literally sitting on Derek's lap.

Stiles: Yes, what’s your point?

[scottywolf]

Stiles: We have to distract him. Scott, wear a dress. Scott: Why do I have to wear a dress? Scratch that, why is there even a dress involved? Stiles: I have skinny legs. The dress won't look good on me like it would on you. You have toned legs. Scott: You really think so? I have been working out more. Lydia: I'm still focused on the part on why we need a dress to begin with. And why can't I be the one doing the distracting? Stiles: Lydia, you're hot but Scott has better legs than you.

[ryoto-kuki]

Stiles: If any of you die in my Jeep,I'll resurrect you and you'll clean my beloved Roscoe before you go back to being dead.

The Pack��️: How the hell does that work.

Stiles: Nicely.

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Derek said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? Cause he gave me the Alpha eyes. He meant it! Stiles: Calm down, dude. Derek threatened me. He threatened Lydia. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. C'mon, get real.

[sterekmpreg]

Stiles and Derek: *accidentally kissing during argument in front of the pack*

Peter and Scott:

Erica and Isaac:

Lydia and Allison:

Boyd and Theo:

[msmischief101]

incorrect quotes 50/?

[azraphels]

Stiles: From now on we will be using code names.

Stiles: You can address me as Eagle One.

Stiles: Malia is “been there done that”.

Stiles: Lydia is “currently doing that”.

Stiles: Derek is “it happened once in a dream”.

Stiles: Scott is “if I had to pick a dude”.

Stiles: And Theo is...

Stiles: Eagle Two

Theo: Oh thank god

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Scott: I think Isaac is dropping hints that he wants me to propose

Lydia: what kind of hints?

Scott: he keeps showing me his wedding pinterest board

Scott: and randomly tells me his ring size

Stiles: that isn’t a hint

Stiles: thats called a kick in the ass

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Scott: Y'know what your problem is Donovan? You've never felt the touch of a human

Donovan: I'd rather touch Stiles' boobies!

Stiles: Oh you can

Lydia: What

Scott: What

Stiles: He can, I just don't recommend it

Donovan: *hesitantly pokes Stiles*

Derek: *tackled him and immediately starts cutting at his face* DON'T. YOU. EVER. TOUCH. MY. FIANCÉ

Stiles: GASP. Fiancé?!?

Derek: Aww he made me ruin the surprise *punches Donovan* I forgot the ring at home so-

Derek: *rips of one of Donovan's fingers and molds it into a ring*

Lydia: That is such a Hale way to propose.

Scott: That's just a Derek way to do anything

[avery-the-asexual]

*in group chat*

Stiles: lol I'm dying help.

Lydiya: oof same

Malia: mood

Liam: rip, what's up?

Stiles: no like I'm legit dying.

Stiles: some guy stabbed me in the McDonald's parking lot.

Stiles: *send blurred picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*

*Six people are typing*

Meanwhile:

Derek: PETER!!

[lithiumseven]

Part II (I) (III) (Stiles) (Derek)

[eyebrowsaregonealt]

Scott: Just be yourself.

Stiles: 'Be myself'? Scott, I have one day to win Derek over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Allison: Couple weeks.

Isaac: Six months.

Lydia: Jury’s still out.

Stiles: See, Scott?

Stiles: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

[incorrectsterekquotes]

Lydia: Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you die.

Isaac, terrified: Vermont?