#incorrect sterek

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: Did you have a good day?

Isaac: Yes.

Stiles: No.

Isaac, to Stiles: Shut up.

Derek: So, you had a good day?

Isaac: Yes.

Stiles: No.

Isaac, to Stiles: Shut up!

Derek, to Isaac: You were meant to make sure he got some sleep.

Isaac: I made sure he got some sleep.

Stiles: He knocked me unconscious.

Isaac: It’s the same thing!

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Derek: Being a man sucks

Lydia: Being stiles’s man wouldn’t

Derek: *blushes*

Stiles: Are ya hitting on Derek, for me?

Lydia: Shut up, it’s working

Derek: It is.

[eyebrowsaregonealt]

Erica: Stiles I dare you to kiss the next person to enter this room

Stiles: fine, I just hope it’s not Jackson

Derek, who was down stairs and heard the conversation: I’m gonna go check on Erica!

[avery-the-asexual]

Stiles, bangs the door open: IT'S MISSING!

Derek: what's missing?

Stiles: t-t-the thing. U know, the thing.

Derek,turns around, holding their child: what thing sti?

Stiles: oh nvm. You have it.

Derek: what-

Derek: yOU MEAN OUR CHILD?!?

[yourcrumblingsaikiisnotmyproblem]

Derek: *slams Stiles up against his bedroom door*

Stiles, in his head: enemies to lovers, 30k+ words, slow burn, angst with happy ending, violence, fluff and eventual smut

[bi-slut-buck]

Stiles, Drunk as fuck, cupping Young Derek's cheeks : I can't wait till you can grow facial hair again

Young Derek: *beta shifts*

Stiles : nooooo the eyebrows are gone! Turn back i love your eyebrows

Young Derek: fucking make up your mind

Stiles : I meant i can't wait to grow up with you

Young Derek: *turns back* you could've just said so! Now i look stupid

Stiles : nah you look cute

Young Derek: *fighting a blush* shut up

[chocolatepalacecloudhoagie]

Anything can be gay if you try hard enough

[beelzeburgerr]

derek: hes so possessed 🥰

scott: erm dont u mean possessive?

derek, looking at void stiles: i know what i said

[always-the-little-spoon]

stiles, looking at derek: sometimes i get so caught up on being gay that i forget i’m actually bi

[incorrectsourwolf]

Scott: How did you break your leg?

Y/n: Do you see those porch stairs?

Scott: Yes.

Y/n: I didn't...

[sterekorgtfo]

Stiles: Hey Derek, are you going to eat that, or may I?

Derek: ???

Derek: Stiles, there’s no food in front of us, what are you talking about?

Stiles:

Derek:

Derek: Are you pointing to my ass!?

Stiles: So can I? I’m starving.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

*flashing lights*

Stiles: Oooo, bisexual lighting

Derek: That’s the cops, you idiot!

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Derek: What is your biggest fear?

Stiles: Hmm...I don’t know. How about you?

Derek: Sure, I can be yours if you want me to.

[idontevenknowanymore8]

Heeeeyyyyy, I’m broke and need money for this school trip I wanna go on it cost 75 dollar so if like 15 people send me 5 bucks I can go

Cash app: $MLW091007

PLSSSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭

[loverboylife]

Top 5 Flirty Pickup lines

Pick up lines are so common in the dating world that not having one could mean the difference between walking home with a woman and seeing someone else whisk her from beneath your feet. But don't worry, we've compiled a list of the most effective pickup lines available. Let's have a look at what we have to offer without further ado.

1. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute

2. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

3. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

4. Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.

5. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

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[yourcrumblingsaikiisnotmyproblem]

Author: *about to write a hurt/comfort Sterek fic*

Derek: You're gonna be original right?

Author: ....

Derek: You're gonna be original, right?

Author: So your family is dead and you blame yourself-