#incorrect miraxus quotes

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Laxus, drunk as fuck: do you...do you have a boyfriend?..

Mirajane, literally taking off his coat in their house: yeah, I do.

Laxus: you do??

Mirajane, giggling: I do.

Laxus: can I kill him?..

Mirajane: why would you do that, silly?

Laxus: cuz I want to be your boyfriend...

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Laxus: hey, I wasn't that drunk, quit it!

Mirajane: I knew you would say so.

Mirajane: *takes out lacrima vision* so I prepared.

Laxus: you little-

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Laxus [hungover]: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed to be the king of all of the ducks. Mirajane : I would, but then I'd be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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hello sunshine! could we please get some miraxus quotes? a.k.a the hottest fairy tail couple ;)

Mirajane: Come on, I wanna show you something.

Mirajane: *turns and walks away*

Laxus: Nice.

Mirajane: That’s not it but thanks.

[song-of-fairies]

Laxus: Whenever I look into your eyes, I see something beautiful.

Mira: *blushes* Really?

Laxus: Yeah, my reflection.

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Erza: Hey Mira, how do you like your burger?

Mirajane: Hmm...

Laxus: She likes the meat nice and tender, with the cheese thin, tomato thick, salad on both ends and a sweet spicy sauce. She prefers the kick that comes from the spice after biting into a juicy, sweet first taste.

Mirajane: That does sound good.

Laxus: You always eat that when we *feels Erza's curious stare*-..just order, don't ask questions.

[celestialflamesme]

Gale: You know, I feel jealous of you.

Nova: ...... Why?

Gale: Your partner is hotter than mine.

Nova: But we're dating-COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!

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Mirajane: You were happy once, Laxus.

Laxus: I was never happy. I was just less pissed off.

[lushifairytail]

Freed, in a mirror talking to himself: Laxus... my lips are like skittles, you wanna taste the rainbow?

Laxus, walking by: Huh?

Freed: WHAT NOTHING—

[fairytailconfessions]

Laxus:(to Mirajane) if I had feelings that would have hurt them

[gaypuppiesexist-blog]

Laxus: Of course I know how to please a woman

Mirajane: Then you must know how to leave

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Laxus: ahem..can I rizz you up?

Mira, confused, but smiling: you can try!

Laxus: *inhale*

Laxus: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

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Teen!Mira: I'm touching myself when I think about you...

Young!Laxus: ...okay, disturbing, what's the catch?

Teen!Mira: I'm touching...my fucking temples 'cuz of the headache you're giving me.

Young!Laxus:

Teen!Mira: asshole.

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Young!Laxus, mocking: ya know your older self won't be proud of you, right?

Teen!Mira, lighting her first joint: yeah, im gonna ruin her life so fuck her anyways.

Young!Laxus: *enthusiast laughing noises*

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Laxus: Okay, look here very closely

Laxus: You're my firstborn, my child, and I love you very much

Laxus: Got it? Daddy loves you, little one

Laxus: But they're mine, and you gotta give them back, okay?

Laxus: You can borrow them, I'm okay with that, but then you definitely have to return them

Laxus: 'Cause they're mine, and always have been, and always will be

Laxus: Deal?

His six-month-old baby:

Mirajane, breastfeeding em:

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Mirajane, cooing: You made the chocolate yourself! I'm so happy, thank you Laxus!

Laxus: I didn't make it myself, woman, I bought it, so you can throw it away, or whatever, I don't give much fuck anyways...

Evergreen, nearby:

Freed: Say it.

Evergreen: He broke into my house like a week ago, angry as fuck, and asked me if I had a good chocolate recipe because he'd tried everything and nothing worked well enough, so he made me stand over his head all this week to watch the process so that he'd finally make delicious homemade chocolate for he didn't say who.

Bickslow: I knew it.

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