#incorrect mystery kids

[iamamystery]

Kat: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Raúl: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Dipper: I personally was created in a lab.

Mabel: I just straight up spawned lol.

[fistfuloflightning]

Li Lianhua: A-Fei and I are adopting a kid.

Fang Duobing: that's gre—

Li Lianhua: [slamming adoption papers on the table] It's you, sign here.

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Billy: William-kun is always so calm. How is he when he gets upset, Ponytail-senpai?

Sherlock: Once I asked for a glass of water after we had an argument. He gave me a glass of ice and told me to wait.

[magicandmundane]

Ezran: Stressed. 

Rayla: Depressed. 

Callum: Possessed. 

Claudia: Obsessed. 

Terry: Impressed. 

Soren: Chicken breast. 

Everyone: ...What? 

Soren: I just wanted to join in.

[i-am-blue15]

Raz: I finally beat my addiction of chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.

Lili: Congratulations.

Raz: Yeah. For a while there, it was a really Rocky Road.

(Immediate stop)

Lili: DON'T talk to me for 31 minutes.

[amyythestarry2]

MYSTERY KIDS TBHK INCORRECT QUOTES!

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[fanficlerontheroof]

mk: what happened to your glasses?

tang: i took them off because i've seen enough

pigsy, walking by: he lost them in a bet

tang: piGSY-

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

yelling at a haunted house:

Wukong: HI, I'M WUKONG! Ma: AND I'M MA Wukong: YOU'RE A HOUSE!!

[tmbsincorrectquotes]

Constance: Reynie! I saw a book today that had a title "how to solve 50% of your problems."

Reynie: Good for you, Constance.

Constance, triumphally: So i bought 2 of them!

Reynie: ...

[nobodysdaydreams]

I love the relationships between uncles/nephews/nieces in the Mysterious Benedict Society:

SQ: *sheepishly knocks on the door to his uncle’s office*: Sorry… can I come in?

Nicholas: *jumps up in excitement knocking everything off his desk* Nephew! Come in! Make yourself at home! Have a snack! <3

vs.

Constance: *angrily marches through the doors of her uncle’s office clutching vials of acid*: Hello Uncle. Nathaniel: *sighs and leans back in his chair muttering to himself that he really needs to get better security*: Hello Miss Contraire.

[amyyythestarry]

Hanako: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Tsukasa: … Your what?

Hanako: My friends.

Mystery!Mei: Is he saying “friends”?

Akane: I think they’re being sarcastic.

Mitsuba: No, no, no, this is delirium, they’ve cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Hanako! All of your friends are in this room!

Hanako: I have other friends! You asked me to make some friends, I made some! It was a task. I completed the task.

[iamamystery]

Kat, banging on the door: Dipper! Open up!

Dipper: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Raúl: No, they meant-

Mabel: Let him finish.

[ashtheashtray]

incorrect quotes: 1

Kid Loki : (walks inside with thori on a leash) Leah : wow, why is he so happy? Kid Loki : (tired) he ate a squrriel

[itsthemysterykids]

Incorrect quote?

*The boys, sans Norman, are hovering over Dipper who’s holding a note in his hands*

Dipper: Who do you guys think it’s from?

Wybie: Come on, it’s so obvious.

Dipper: Well, give me some ideas! I gotta know! This is really exciting.

Wybie: It’s someone we know really well.

Dipper: Coraline?!

Raz: *Snaps fingers* Pacifica!

Neil: Could you be a bit more specific?

Wybie: It’s someone we see everyday.

Dipper: Dib Membrane?!

Raz: Gaz Membrane!

Neil: Bill Cipher!

Wybie: None of those people, dummies! It’s Norman!

[artwritebeast]

Devon: 'What's it call?'

Raz: Lili~

Devon: "Wow a song named after a girl.... As if there aren't a millions of those already.."

Raz: Name 20!

Devon: Roxanne, Rosanna, Alison, Michelle, Sarah, Brandy, Mandy, Angie, Gloria, Cecilia, Maggie May, Jessica, Nancy, Barbara Ann, Billie Jeans, Layla, Lola, Polly, Helena, Jenny from the block.

Raz:....... Name 6 more!

Devon: Sherry, Laura, Wendy, Maria, Peggy Sue, Minnie The Moocher.

Raz: Name 5 more!

Devon: Tracy, Jean, Jane, Mary Ann, Eleanor Rigby...

Raz:*smash his guitar and left the room* GO F#CK YOURSELF!

Devon:.... "Are we still going to the mall?" *Called out to him*

Raz:*enter the room again* YES! *leaves again*

[i-am-blue15]

Wybie: We never should've come in the garden.

Coraline: No guts, no glory.

Wybie: Are you ever scared of ANYTHING?

Coraline: Yeah. Dying alone. That's why I brought you here.

Wybie: (groans)