#incorrect rarry

[simsim54]

Harry: I've noticed Ron and I have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our bromance

[babypizzaface]

Canon as hell

Harry: Ron, can I ask you a question?

Ron: Sure.

Harry: Why are we lying on the ground?

Ron: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would think we’re just chilling.

[punkstarrr]

At some point in time, sleepily studying at the library

Harry, resting his head on a book: I had a really bad nightmare last night.

Hermione, looking up from her book: Oh, I’m sorry. Was it about Voldemort?

Harry: No, it wasn’t.

Ron, who was listening very sleepily from beside Harry: Oh, Then what was it about?

Harry: It’s kinda…embarrassing now that I think about it…

Ron: C’mon Harry, you know you can tell us anything.

Harry: Okay..Fine.

Harry: I Had fallen asleep in class, in the dream I mean, and Hermione woke me up.

Harry, who’s face is getting darker: And she was just kinda shaking my arm, and I said I was awake, but she kept shaking my arm and talking gibberish.

Hermione: Huh?

Harry: I didn’t know what she was saying, so I just said “what ?”

Harry, who’s face was even darker now: And she kept repeating the same gibberish phrase over and over, angrier each time.

Harry, who looked like he was on the verge of tears now: And she kept shaking me, and yelling at me, and I didn’t understand what’s he was saying-

Hermione, holding in a laugh: …

Harry, whose voice finally broke, and was DEFINITELY crying: AnD ShE WaS jUSt YeLlInG AT mE aNd I dIdNt UndErsTaNd-

Ron, hugging Harry, glaring at Hermione: STOP FUCKING LAUGHING

Hermione, who was laughing her ass off: IM SORRY-

[fairyofspringdays]

Harry: What is your type then?

Ron: Hm, let's see... sweet, but like, unintentionally. Emotionally constipated. Cute smile. Great at defense and shows love through actions and gifts rather than words. Also very oblivious when it comes to people being attracted to him.

Harry: Haha, that sounds like me! Too bad I'm not a girl.

Ron: Did I mention oblivious?

[gummybearinthehouseee]

ron: on a scale from one to ten, how bad of an idea do you think it would be if we got married?

harry: off the charts. lets do it.

[elioisrighthere]

harry: i might be in love with your brother

ginny: fred?!

harry: no! ron!

ginny: oh… good luck harry.

[jjnrafesbabygirl]

INCORRECT OBX: { RAFE // BARRY }

Barry: Can you please suck my dick?

Rafe: ugh, my throat still hurts from last time.

Barry: okay…and? you said you liked the pain so….

Rafe: c-could you please be more gentle this time?

Barry: fine, I’ll be gentle country club…now get your stretched out mouth over here.

[marvelsgirl616]

•• INCORRECT OUTER BANKS: {BARRY.}

• ward: ….

• barry: god… i have never wanted to punch someone in the face more in my entire life. you’re a disgusting prick to my boy country club over there.

• ward: *sweats nervously and avoids eye contact*

• barry: what scared papa country club? Huh?

[punkstarrr]

omg 😭

*ron enters the apartment's bedroom. harry is lying in bed, looking at the ceiling, motionless and without blinking*

ron: ...mate-

harry, expressionless: life doesn't make sense.

ron: ...

harry: we were born to suffer. this is all just a test, a test to see who is more resistant to life. you are born. suffers. and die.

harry, turning to ron: nothing matters, ron. nothing. love is a sham. everything is summed up in pain. you love somebody? they die. and you are left alone feeling bitter in your own anguish. you dont love anyone? they die. and you feel guilty for not loving them before they left.

ron, slowly sitting down next to him: ...would a hug help?

harry, tearing up: yes, please.

[thefaultsinmyfics]

Ron: Harry, can you help me? all my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Harry [wearing a hoodie that’s 5 (five) times bigger than his size]: spooky

[itsgrangerweasley]

Harry: *does something stupid*

Ron: What an absolute, fucking idiot.

Ron: I can’t believe I’d die for him.

[simsim54]

Harry: I am Harry Potter, the Chosen One, the Boy Who Lived, I defeated Voldemort twice, and I— Harry: looks at Ron Harry: I am very, very gay.

[babypizzaface]

*Ron and Harry arguing*

Ron: imagine waking up and the first thing you have to grab is a pair of glasses.

[punkstarrr]

Ron, drunk: I’m in love with Harry Potter

Ron, drunk: Like he’s just so cute, and amazing, and kind, and funny

Ron, drunk: But you won’t tell him right?

Harry, who is carrying him home: ……I swear I won’t.

[hyperfixationsaremyonlylife]

Harry: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Ron: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

[gummybearinthehouseee]

ron: that's not funny

harry: i thought it was

hermione: you don't count. you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on facebook