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teresa: marry me tom. we wil-

thomas: in case you haven't noticed, i'm gay. i'm gay as fuck. i don't like girls and i don't want to marry. have you ever seen me without newt standing right beside me? that's gay

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Harry: Every time you talk, I get this warm and fuzzy feeling inside me. Harry: It's really nice, but it's bothering me so please stop. Ron: Warm fuzzy feeling? Ron: Oh my god, Harry do you have feelings for me? Harry: What the fuck is a feeling?

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Nora: I dare you to. Alex: Unlike you I'm not a child. You can't goad me into- Nora: I TRIPLE dog dare you. Alex: Oh it's fucking on.

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Alex: hey what's the wifi password again Henry: the best moment of your life, love Alex: [typing] huh. didn't work though Henry: did you capitalize the 'w' in wedding? Alex: [quickly erasing 'Henry playing polo'] yes, yes you're right

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*after an argument* Achilles: Why the hell do you think I don't like you? I do. Actually, a lot! I like you so much that I would kill everyone for you! Patroclus: Yeah... But. Achilles: JuSt LeT mE kNoW wHo ShOuLd I KiLl To PrOVE mY l0vE?! Odysseus, come here, I need your soul! Patroclus: First of all, calm down. I'm so sorry that I doubted you. I love you :) Achilles: Nevermind, Odysseus!

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Klaus, to Stefan: hey bae- eeeitch! Hey bitch! Damon: Dude it's fine you can call each other pet names, it's not weird or uncomfortable. Klaus: thanks Damon. Klaus: anyway, hey daddy.

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"The sun was warm but the wind was chill. You know how it is with an April day."

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Jacob: I made this shell bracelet for you. Edward: You know, l'm not really a jewelry person. Jacob: You don't have to wear it. Edward: No. I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Mike: You're pretty. Will: Yeah, pretty depressed. Mike: ... Will: .. You were flirting, weren't you? Mike: I was, but now I'm wondering if you're okay.

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Henry, backing away slowly: don't compliment me! Alex, looking him in the eye: you are an amazing person, kind and caring, and you deserve happiness Henry, hissing: get awaY FROM ME

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Judge: How do you plead? Jacob: *looks at Edward* Edward: *mouths "not guilty"* Jacob: Hot milky. Edward: Just lock him up.

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Other people introducing Harry: “This is Harry James Potter, The Boy Who Lived! The one who vanquished the Dark Lord twice. Undoubtedly one of the most powerful wizards in history.”

Harry introducing himself: “Hi, I'm Ron Weasley's boyfriend.”

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alex: am i straight? henry: i hope not june: not since henry came along nora: nope pez: no bea: definitely not alex:.. i meant my parking everyone: henry: still no

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Achilles: Do you want to know your gay name? Patroclus: My... my gay name? Achilles: Yeah, it's your first name- Patroclus: Haha. Very funny Achilles- Achilles: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Patroclus: Oh- oh my god.

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Alex: you are the love of my life and i would do anything for you Henry: i want you to eat three meals a day, have a decent sleep schedule, reduce your coffee intake and love and appreciate yourself Alex: absolutely not.

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Wilhelm: I’M GOING TO KILL AUGUST! I WILL MAKE HIM REGRET THE DAY HE THOUGHT OF DOING AUCH A HORRIBLE THING TO US! I’M THE FUCKING CROWN PRINCE OF SWEDEN AND I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHOW EVERYONE WH- Simon: Wille sit the fuck down and eat your food Wilhelm: Oki :P iloveyou

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Ron: What's your type? Harry: Malfoy heir who has a lot of daddy issues. Ron: I was gonna say the same thing. Harry: Who's mean to me. Ron: OOO. Harry: With a haughty expression that I can't wait to get rid of. Ron: Oo, stunning.