#incorrect sword and shield

[evany-star]

[championfrolicfleece]

Pokemon Sword And Shield Postwick Shipping Incorrect Quotes Part1

Gloria: We have fun, don’t we, Hop?

Hop: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Hop: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Gloria: I literally said, “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Hop: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Gloria: Aww-

Hop: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Gloria: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Hop: Three words.

Gloria: …

Gloria: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Hop's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out…

Gloria: So, what’s for dinner?

Hop, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Hop: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Gloria: You and me!!!

Hop, tearing up: Okay.

Hop: Can you cut me some slack, Gloria? I’m sort of in love.

Gloria: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Hop: I’m in love with you.

Gloria, blushing: Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

Hop: I have a new hoodie.

Gloria: Wrong. We have a new hoodie.

Hop: I truly go into househusband mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Gloria: This is a lie. I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS?

Gloria: What? I'm not aggressive!

Hop: Last Tuesday, you bodied me to the floor and stole my wooloo slippers!

Gloria: Survival of the fittest, Hopsy, survival of the fittest!~

Hop: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Gloria: Unless you're home alone.

Gloria: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Hop: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Gloria: But you’re always acting stupid?

Hop: … yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Gloria: You are an absolute dork.

Hop, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Gloria, sighs: Yeah, you're my dork.

[halffulltubofmintchip]

[aquariusvulpix]

Milo: Leon is late again.

Nessa: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Piers: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Sonia: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Raihan: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

*Leon bursts through the door*

Leon: WHAT TIME IS IT?

[adaisybyanyothername]

*The Astro Ambassadors preparing for a formal dinner with an alien delegation*

Daisy: Okay, Danny-boy, remember Carol’s briefing; don’t ask about any of their rituals, donot say anything that is not completely literal—so, no “old-timey” sayings (endearing as they are), and do not under any circumstances inquire, acknowledge, or even react in relation to the hatching of their young… not even if it occurs right in front of us again…

Kora: Oh, Thor help us if it happens again… I’m gonna say something or throw up…

Sousa, defensively: Hey, they have a fascinatingly unique social structure; it's practically anthropological history in the making, I was just trying to learn something!

Kora: And it’s often pretty gross!

Daisy: And no calling them gross, Kora! Or on the opposite spectrum… don't compliment their… tentacles?

Kora: I was trying to be polite!

Daisy: And for the love of everything holy, do not try to explain baseball to them again. They still think it's a form of ritualistic warfare!

Sousa, muttering: Well, it is kind of brutal when you think about it…

Daisy, pausing: Shit… your right… okay, add that to the agenda of things to fix throughout time.

Kora: On it!

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Murray: Why don't we just use them to cruise for chicks? Girls love a good spoon-bending!

Penelope: Weird. My scans indicate you don't even like girls.

[irlkisukeurahara]

Hop and Leon's parents do NOT love them bro

[spectrex23]

Gloria: Those Æther people are some low-born traitors

Calem: Gloria, listen to your inner self, Loyalty is a flower against the winds of fear and temptation

Gloria: What nonsense are you talking about?

Calem: It's a poem

Gloria: Stop with this nonsense or I'll have Cinderace put a pyro ball down your throat

Calem: Try it and Greninja will kill you.

Gloria: Please try! Please do it!

[random-incorrect-quotes-boi]

Allister: Just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till the whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill.

Hop: I wanna know if you're okay.

Allister: One day you'll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and you'll have to justify the space you've filled.

Hop: what

[evany-star]

//slur warning

[championfrolicfleece]

Pokemon Sword And Shield Postwick Shipping Incorrect Quotes Part2

Gloria: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Hop: **accidentally knocks his Wooloo over and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely**

Gloria: That one. I want that one.

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Gloria: I’m in love with you.

Hop: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, you silly psyduck.

Gloria: I know.

Hop: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool- >///>

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Hop: Gloria, you love me, right?

Gloria: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Gloria: Stop doing that.

Hop: Stop doing what?

Gloria: Saying things that make me wanna kiss your cute face!

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Gloria: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Hop: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy scorbunny socks, I don't want to hear jack.

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Hop, talking about Gloria to Leon: WHAT THE FALINKS! I WAS ARGUING WITH GLORIA AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” LIKE WHO EVEN SAYS THAT?! ME APPARENTLY, AND OH- GUESS WHAT? GLORIA DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT IN THE WOOLOO FLUFF DO I DO NOW, LEON?!

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Hop, holding up a Pokeball and looking determined: Battle me, Gloria!

Gloria: Oh, a Pokémon battle? We haven't had one of those in a while Hop, sure let's-

Hop, gets down on one knee and pops open the Pokeball, there's a ring inside: Battle with me for the rest of our lives!

Gloria: Oh... OH.

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Gloria: We’re getting married, motherfluffers!

Hop: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Hop: Do you love me?

Gloria: Hop, sweetheart, love of my life, we're literally married and have been for five years-

Hop: Yeah, but as friends or—

[box-of-teenage-souls]

Sword: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Shield: Go the fuck to sleep, Henry.

Sword: What gif I don't want to?

Shield: Fuck you.

[crossoverquest]

Alain, to Leon: Kalos has declared you Persona Non Grata. Wherever Lumiose City’s police forces have jurisdiction, you will be escorted out of said areas on sight until the tension there dies down.

Leon, who had expected himself to have haters from the very beginning: It’s about sodding time, fellas.

[deerdeardarling]

[Hm. Yeah I might as well post it here]

[Hop, speed walking into the hotel room]

Hop: oh gods this is bad- this is really bad?!

Malik: Dude, what is it??

Hop: I kissed Fiona.

Malik: Woah... I owe Marnie so much money-

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Murray: I'd like to mention my pal, Sly, and something that happened the other day.

Penelope: Anecdotes about other criminals— even ones as dubious as you two— are always welcome.

Murray: Well, I was battering this underling with a broken parking meter and screaming, "Die! Why won't you die?!" and Sly said, "You crack me up, big guy."

Penelope: The point being??

Murray: I crack Sly up. :)

[irlkisukeurahara]

every SWSH post I make is 100% biased because I am Hop (fictive) alright moving on