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Scott: Martyn is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

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incorrect quotes #4

Pearl: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Scott: You and me!!! Pearl, tearing up: Okay.

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[pre red king]

Martyn: Ren you're taking up the beds

Ren: I'm tired

Martyn: I don't care that you're tired!

Ren: I got to go to sleepytime junction

Martyn: what?

Ren: I never told you that? So I base with Doc a lot and he snores *loudly* so to get back at him for his snoring, I annoy him mercilessly with this song

Martyn: what is it

Ren: it goes 🎶 somebody's taking the train to sleepytime junction. Somebody's so tired he can barely function 🎶

Martyn: is this a real song?

Ren: 🎶 So he's ho- 🎶 Nope! 🎶 So he's hopping onto that train to sleepytime junction! 🎶

Ren: and he goes "Ren, please" and I'll be like 🎶"ALL ABOARD!" Cries the engineer! Sleepytime junction is so near!🎶 And it'll go on for hours

Martyn: I wish you come in here singing that when I can't sleep!

Ren I will gladly sing it to you!

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alternative version

Scott: What’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done? Martyn: sighs Martyn: I slayed a man.

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Martyn: Wait- Your arresting me because I'm a homo?! Scott: …Homicide. You killed your whole family.

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while waiting outside the principal’s office Martyn: What are you in for? Scott: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you? Martyn: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. Scott: Scott: Scott: We live very different lives. Martyn: Yes we do.

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Martyn, at Scott: You're my significant other.

Scott: Yeah I am!

Martyn, at Cherri: You're my child.

Cherri: Yes boss.

Martyn, at Ren: You're my bitch.

Ren: Yeah I am- wait, what?

Martyn, at Cleo: My bestie.

Cleo: Naturally.

Martyn, at Grian and Scar: HA, GAY!

Grian: Fuck you.

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Pearl: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Scott: We're chopsticks!

Pearl: Well... that's cute!

Pearl: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Martyn: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Martyn: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Scott: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Martyn: That one. I want that one.

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Martyn: Wow, they really hate us.

Scott: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Martyn: But we’re not gay, Scott.

Scott:

Martyn:

Scott: We’re not?

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Scott: ...and I know that people say to not stick your dick in crazy, but I've never heard anything against it being the other way around, so I told Martyn-

Etho, suffering: for the nth time, you really don't need to be so detailed

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Scott, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Martyn: grabs and chugs the entire bottle Martyn: Martyn: It's perfume.

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Martyn: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.

Joel: Throw rocks at he.

Cherri: Hot Dogs.

Grian: Kill him.

Martyn: Thanks guys.

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Scott: You look good in that hoodie.

Martyn: You know where else I'd look good?

Scott, zero hesitation: My bed.

Martyn, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Martyn, talking about Scott: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.