#incorrect trek

[trek-tracks]

Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!

Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?

(a loud roar in the background)

Kirk: no

[ivytwines]

stole this from correctrek on Twitter

[frogayyyy]

STAR TREK BEYOND: POST CREDIT SCENE

scotty: speaking of soulmates... have the four of you figured out what you're going to do yet?

jim: the four of us? what do you mean?

scotty: jim, it's us - keenser and i... we know the truth

jim: ???

scotty: but if you want, we're happy to keep up the ruse - that you're only dating spock and not the others

jim: the others...?

scotty: come on, don't tell me you've suddenly forgotten that you, spock, nyota, and bones have been in a quad this entire last year

[lokilenchen]

Based on this post by @jammkirk

[homewrecking-lore]

[97b0n3s]

Kirk during a mind meld with Spock probably

[fastdrawfarmboy]

[beam-meup-scotty]

spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #75

Guess who's rewatching TOS for the gazillionth time ?????

[pyjamacryptid]

Sulu, under his breath: any minute now

Kirk: *stands from his chair*

Kirk: *cursorily checks Uhura’s station for all of 5 seconds*

Kirk:

Uhura:

Everyone:

Kirk: *’casually’ saunters over to the science station*

Kirk:

🌹💕🥰✨💘Mister Spock💘✨🥰💕🌹

Chekov: Hikaru, remind me again why we cannot swap seats

[trek-tracks]

Bones: Hold on. I'm getting a feeling of Jimpending doom.

Spock: Don't you mean impending doom, Doctor?

(a distant crash is heard, followed by a distinctly Kirk-sounding "ow")

Bones: No.

[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

Kirk, lying awake at 2 am: Do you think mankind has overstepped it's boundaries? It feels sometimes like we are fighting a war against our very nature as beings- stuck perpetuating the circle of mistakes and insufficient attempts to fix them.

Spock, also awake: It is unclear, Jim. However, part of what makes your species so admirable is your need to continue that circle- so long as you persevere and continue to fix your mistakes, the imperfections can be discounted. Do you think mankind is so undeserving of the sympathy you so pride yourselves on?

Kirk: Do you think-

McCoy, his pillow over his head: Do you think mankind is ever going to go the fuck to sleep?

[leonsgotit]

Jim: YOU LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!

Bones: oh yeah? YOU’RE the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELL, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Jim: I’M LEAVING AND I’M TAKING SPOCK WITH ME

Spock, picking up the monopoly board: I believe it would be wise to stop playing

[star-trek-shallot]

source: @kaijuno

[vildo]

Jim: vibe check, Spock

Spock: vulcan’t

[97b0n3s]

Incorrect spirk posting part 3000