#incorrect xiaolin showdown quotes

[unicornblossom13]

[Making S’mores]

Jack: I never get to do stuff like this with my Jack-bots. Marshmallows always gunk up their circuitry.

Raimundo: Yeah, that’s the problem with having no real friends.

[crossoverquest]

U.N.I.C.E: Aw, look at the little baby!

Ellee-chan, smiling: Ellee~

L.U.C.I to Sora: Now look at the big baby!

The Sweet Baby Among Us: Wah.

[d13t0rt10n]

Jack: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 4 Monks in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

[grasshopperdoingdogpaddle]

Jermaine: Wow, you're so brave! You didn't even hesitate to throw yourself in danger! Omi: That is because I have no regard for my own personal safety. You can ask Dojo. Dojo: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.

[the-black-bulls]

Liebe: I order you to spill your internal organs right now!!

The criminal being interrogated: [screams] What kind of sick people are you!?

Nero: I think he means spill your guts.

The criminal: You THINK?!

[urusten]

Please tell me y’all seen the original

[foolilazuli]

Raimundo: What the heck? These Jackbots used to be cute and friendly, like Kimiko

Raimundo: Now they’re bloodthirsty and vindictive, like Kimiko when I touch her expensive makeup

Kimiko: You still owe me $30, by the way

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

GC: D4V3, AR3 YOU 4LL R1GHT?

TG: im sitting in a pot of soup

TG: what do you think

[izscha]

Chase Young: Good showdown in my opinion, would partake in it again.

Omi: You literally murdered everyone.

Chase Young: Good times, good times.

[froggywentaprincin]

[unicornblossom13]

Jack: Why can’t I be myself, huh? Why can’t I be me? Are you ashamed of me?

Wuya: Very!

[hugthepanda12]

Vlad: Are the goggles necessary? Jack: No, but they really set the mood.

[d13t0rt10n]

Wuya: Come on Jack, you can’t make everyone love you. You’re not Omi.

Jack, rolling his eyes: Not everyone likes Omi.

Chase Young: Who doesn't like Omi?!

Jack: That's not what I-

Chase Young: You will provide me a list immediately.

[grasshopperdoingdogpaddle]

Chase: And I see you have the little one over there. Well, we're gonna make sure that Hannibal doesn’t abduct him. Raimundo: And how is that? Chase: I'm going do it myself.

[the-black-bulls]

Yami: I am tough, but fair. All I ask is for you to do exactly as I say and never ask questions, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

Everybody: Sir, yessir!

Yami: Good, now any questions?

Asta: [raises his hand]

Yami: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!

Asta: SIR, YESSIR! [does them in a blur]

[urusten]

You don’t want to see the original.