#insane hours

[arturleclerc-archive]

not once in my life have i seen a grown-ass man do a fucking hair tuck with no hair. i am insane about this, i need an expert to explain this behaviour to me lmao

SOMEONE NEEDS TO STUDY HIM!!!!!!!!!!

the non existent hair, waiting for daniel to laugh before he laughs, weak at the knees– nearly keeling over...max pls he's not that funny!

and this

like ????????????

HE IS DOWN SO BAD

[902186]

okay. i'm thinking alright. first of all, why did the demon leave mithrun without eating everything. did he want him to keep coming for him. or was he not aware that he left a desire uneaten (but how could he not know). and did he know which desire he didn't eat? did he know it wasn't revenge, but it was, in fact, a desire, a hunger, a hunger maybe strong enough to mirror his own, to be devoured. to be consumed completely. did he know. even when mithrun didn't know. and when he told mithrun to 'accept failure and let me go to the surface', did he mean he wouldn't get his revenge and beat him or did he mean i'm not going to devour you. you're going to be left behind. is that what he meant? is it?????? and when mithrun smiles as he says 'i failed', is it because he thought the demon was going to devour him? is it????????????????????

[ohcaptains]

AND YOU NEVER KNEW

HOW MUCH I REALLY LIKED YOU

BECAUSE I NEVER EVEN TOLD YOU

OH AND I MEANT TO !!!

ARE YOU STILL THERE ????

[biblicallyaccurateangeloncrack]

im so normal about him

[bunheee]

came across these pics again and they have me thinking ….

being sat in between keonhee’s legs in front of a full length mirror, him still fully clothed and you only wearing one of his way-too-big tshirts, one large hand gently gripping your jaw to force you to look at yourself in your reflection in the glass, preventing you from looking away out of embarrassment, while the other guides your own in toying with your sensitive cunt. he would be so teasing, whispering the most perfect mix of praise and degradation, cooing about how pretty his little slut looks all fucked out like this. even in such a dirty situation, he would be so lovely, constantly praising you on how good you’re being for him, his perfect little doll ♡

[juiceroni]

they don’t know. they don’t know i’m thinking about a byler summer camp au fanfiction as i am laying down in my bed

[bloodlurk]

the need to hold them down while i carve my name into their chest, just below their collar bone so its sure to stick out of the tops of their shirts, their screaming tempting me to push deeper. clothes sticking to our bodies from the amount of blood; skin mutilated and raw.

maybe if i carve it deep enough everyone will be disturbed enough to stop approaching you. theyll know what kind of person will come for them if they dare try.

[oneokkombat]

My live reaction to this mk1 story expansion leak ignore I’m one month late my dumb ass didn’t think there was a reddit for leaks

Disclaimer: potential spoilers ofc, I’m aware this might be not completely accurate to the future story expansion this is just for funnsies don’t take me too seriously also I’m new here pls have mercy

while reading this whole thing I felt like the “we are so back, it’s so over” meme it was a roller coaster my god

Midway reading this I felt a headache coming idk why I thought the reboot meant the story line would get less crazy I clearly misjudged by A LOT

But don’t get me wrong I was loving it lowkey

We are getting the lin kuei bots I think and I’m kinda excited for that

Anyways, I’m so excited about getting to see kuai and harumi’s wedding omg <3 and apparently everyone from the crew is going (or almost everyone)

I hope we get to see Hanzo

Harumi is going to appear in the story line and we might see her kick some ass hell yeah

Whoever is the person who betrayed the Shirai Ryu I’m coming for your ass

Anyways, wedding is ruined 💔 it became a war zone 💔

I wonder who the other Lin kuei is (cyrax?)

Mileena immediately wanting to kill them😭 isn’t that why people where against her being empress girl pls

Also kuai immediately also wanting to kill the traitor 😭

So what what I’m understanding, titan havik is not mk11’s havik (leak said liu mentions he’s different from the one he knew)

We are seeing khamelion omgg

Geras getting kidnapped it’s so funny to me like 😭 I get havik is a titan and they are powerful and shit but isn’t geras like more powerful for being the time keeper?!?/! (I could be 100% wrong tho)

WW2 JONATHAN GAGE (AND HIS SUPERIOR MIGHT BE SONYA) as a COD girlie this was one of my highlights because all I was thinking it’s who funny would it be a crossover between these versions of them and the COD modern warfare crew

I do wonder if he’s completely different than our Johnny in the sense he’s more serious or if he still a little bit goofy, personally I think it would be cool if he was still a bit goofy, maybe like mk11 future Johnny 🤔

EMPRESS TANYA!! But she’s married to rain..

EMPRESS LIN MEI!! but she’s with reiko..

I don’t hate reiko or rain..I just don’t like the pairings

Also I think this lin mei is evil 💔 BUT APPARENTLY TANYA ISNT!!

During this whole thing I forgot to say we are getting to see an evil kenshi 👁️👁️

After seen mk1 story I did wonder if there’s a timeline where there are like colosseums where many characters from different timelines fight, and apparently there is!

We are seen a version of ashra, maybe nitara, and mk11 sindel(? Or just an evil one, which I’m excited for because I kinda like evil sindel

Very romantic rain sacrifices himself for Tanya..I still don’t like the pairing

The fact that WW2 Johnny apparently plays an important role in the story expansion it still so funny to me because it’s just so random

What’s also so random is his team up with scorpion I wonder how is their dynamic

I’m going on a tangent for WW2 Johnny but the potential for angst of him it’s so big like what if he wanted to be an actor but was forced into the military to help with the war, him feeling jealousy of his counterpart who did get to be an actor..

No comment for the next section sorry

Anarchist liu kang slay !

Remember when I mention that meme? Well it was also how I felt reading about bi-han like HE JUTS KEEPS FUCKING IT UP to all the bi han enthusiasts im so sorry omg

Someone whether it is his brother or literally anyone else need to smack some sense into him please

He gets corrupted 💔 but then him (and geras !) get saved

Poor geras fr

I do feel bad for bi Han because it is implied he felt ashame of being corrupted so easily, I was like “oh we are so back this is the redemption” and them he disobeys liu kang and I was like “nvm it’s so over”

Evil scorpion and sub zero and I think it’s the og ones

They get killed HSJSJ

WE ARE SEEN TAKEDA AND KENSHI AS FATHER AND SON AGAIN but they are evil😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bi Han get his grandmaster title revoked rip bozo I do wonder if we are going to meet the new grandmaster of its it’s just a random lin kuei

This might set his redemption or make him worse idk but it’s funny how he just gets thrown to the temple rip bozo

Kuai forgives the traitor so easily I could never, but he empathizes that he also believe his brother’s lies and I like that, so funny he invites them to his wedding again

ALSO WEDDING NOT RUINED CUZ THEY ARE GETTING ANOTHER ONE !! they better just not mention it but also show it I need a cute wedding montage Ed boon pls

Final thoughts: that’s crazy. If they change everything I would be ok as long as we still get wedding and ww2 Johnny (IM HOPING FOR THAT MONTAGE) anyways spare the awful grammar it’s 2am.

[arturleclerc-archive]

for a sec there, i thought they were holding hands 😭

[sans-guy]

grr grr i have rabies grrr i wanna kiss fell

[angelic-charlie-kelly]

Charlie is MY autistic gnc latino representation

[uplatterme]

look at my husband and child y’all

[glowinggreeneyes-e]

TAWGO

200k words of cap/havers... done (it ends at Havers leaving Button House)

[nullians]

There’s a Lofter post discussing the meaning behind Scarlet’s “My Ninja Way” art where he stands in the shadow of Hashirama and not a single commenter has gotten it right so far. To their credit, the image that the op posted was the wrong version where Scarlet’s quote is mixed up with Breeze’s (“Dream, pursuit each other’s aspirations”) but still djdjjdjfndnfn Please, it’s about the beef with the villages system and about fighting the injustice that ultimately resulted in what happened to the Uchiha and the Guren… Scarlet can oppose the system while also being the living embodiment of the Will of Fire! Come on come on come onnnn

[thecrackedtalon]

sorry genuinely mad maggie is SO KICK ASS how can you not like her. she starts bar fights, she ends bar fights, she breathes fire and she calls her guns Lovely ladies. she’s the rough and tumble chaotic badass of my DREAMS

[mysandwichranaway]

can't stop thinking about that mob psycho fic i read the other day.....i'm still going feral over it.....i might even watch mob psycho....