#interaction: caleb

[badasshybridqueen]

Hayley stood in the kitchen, the stove smoking, the demon guard lying on the floor with a broken neck and red splattered all over the kitchen walls - sauce not blood - her gaze drifted to Caleb in the doorway and the wolf opened her mouth. " I didn't do it."

@choserage Hit the❤️for a short-ish starter

[kyo-mei]

Handgun wedding?

[onlyfangz]

ive definitely talked abt this before, but i literally cannot relate to the posts that are like "ohhh you guys ship them romantically when theyre soo much more interesting as friends". i contain multitudes. i think they are best friends. i think they are lovers. i think they are soulmates in a way that cant be categorised. these statements dont conflict.

[essektheylyss]

I'm crying over them talking shit about Caleb, the only non-parent member of the Nein who regularly interacts with children, arguably the one who would make the biggest effort to act Normal At Children

[thestarmakerr]

Collab with shrinjisalwayscooking on tiktok 🔥‼️

[remireee]

Do you think little Zayne ever confided in little Caleb about his feelings for you back in the day? Imagine a studious little Zayne, not knowing what to do with the butterflies fluttering in his stomach whenever he’d come over to play with you (and Caleb).

He’d keep to himself (as he always does), trying not to draw attention to his internal turmoil. But ol’ Caleb could see right through his nonchalance—basically bugging and teasing him until Zayne broke and spilled everything.

Caleb would let out a chuckle, give him a firm slap on the back, and hold out a thumbs-up, saying 'you got this' with that usual cheeky smile of his. But in reality, Caleb was anything but happy about the confession; Zayne was like a brother to him, but he doesn't know if he'd enjoy the idea of you leaving him... for him.

[prxshipluv]

Hey don't be sad, imagine leaving lipstick marks all over f/os face. Alternatively f/o leaves lipstick marks on YOUR face. Alternatively if f/o has a screen for a face/some other face that has no lips/they wear masks they refuse to take off they use the lipstick from your kisses to transfer it to your face. Cheek nuzzles? I think so. Kiss f/o, don't be sad, f/o loves you, happy ✨

[hello-eeveev]

you wanna know what’s so funny is that we’re all like “omg Essek could NOT shut up about Caleb 🥺💕” but like. he absolutely can.

the only times Essek brought up Caleb unprompted/without relevance to the discussion at hand were gesundheit and nighttime sendings lol. of the four uses of the phrase “my partner,” one is an off-handed mention as part of a clarification (“I have not been following the Assembly’s threads; that was more my partner’s purview.”) and the last three all happen in the span of four minutes before Essek exits the episode.

the problem is that within those last four minutes, Essek hit us with

1) showing off a zemnian phrase he learned from Caleb,

2) “he is kind. and he is smart. and he is so strong,” said with such conviction and pride and love that I don’t think I’ll ever recover, and

3) leaving the crafting party to chat with Caleb before bed

which was just. a lot. it was so much and it was so good. so much concentrated shadowgast in those four minutes

this whole ship is built on layered conversations and implications and skirting the obvious (with the exception of the last two minutes of m9 reunited) so to give us four whole minutes of Essek boasting about Caleb, praising Caleb, wanting to go talk to Caleb was particularly potent

thank you Matt Mercer for my life 💕

[bravenot]

Caleb being overly protective of Luc Brenatto: a compilation

[glimmerfics]

You're Caleb's childhood friend spending a leisurely day together. Choose-Your-Own-Adventure on how you would like to spend these precious moments!

🎮 interactive fanfic "free time" by nyxies 🔗 link to play: https://glimmerfics.com/stories/488abf25-free-time

[neigepomme]

i hope everyone knows that when i post untagged caleb thoughts i imagine everyone who interacts as cute girls huddled up during a sleepover and we're all giggling and thinking about caleb.. theres something really cute about sharing caleb thoughts and they're only posted to here with my own caleb tags and not the general one :P

[grabby-smitten]

I know deep in my heart that Sylus would be silently eager to meet Caleb.

LISTEN TO ME. The moment you mention Caleb’s robot/bionic arm, Sylus is internally fangirling. He even brings Mephisto along to… idk… trying to get Caleb more comfortable with showing his artificial arm.

His nerd is showing. Coding king would be so happy if he’s given the chance to get his hands on that arm.

[aethercored]

𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐘𝐙𝐄𝐑

So I came across this (𝓝)sfw Affinity Analyzer and oh my goodness... 😳🫣 My curiosity got the best of me. I just knew I had to test it out with the LADS guys, ahaha~

It was both hilarious and entertaining, leaving me slightly flustered at the same time.

I lowkey kinda wanna tag friends & oomfies from my other sideblog @hananoami to share the funsies 👉👈 buuut anyone 18+ can do this for their MC and love interest(s) 👀 Feel free to share your results and tag other hunters as well~

TAGGING: @letsgauxplay @solifloris @xavissky @starmocha @anxiousgoddest @syleb @vesearlee @yashiro-arisugawa @fortunekookie07 @xavierbunbun @starfallforest @ourlittleuluru @ladyparamount @bunmallowish @kuroyurishion + anyone else that wants to try this are more than welcome to 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈ Below are all my 💦results for Xavier, Zayne, Rafayel, Sylus, and Caleb.

⭐️XAVIER & I HAVE PERFECT AFFINITY 🍆🍑😩👉👌💦

❄️ZAYNE NYOOO... NOT LIKE THIS (×_×) Let's just say neither of us finished because he got an emergency call into work. Yes, that's what happened--

🐟 Rafayel... I'm actually a loss for words .·°՞(˃ ᗝ ˂)՞°·.

Give me the Lemurian Milk and double merdicc already

🐦‍⬛ uwaaah~ Sylus and his big caw-cawk end gaming me in bed ( ˶o˶˶o˶) !!

🍎 Of course Caleb would be the over achiever, hehe. I'm lowkey kinda upsetti our affinity is 2% shy of 69, but we can make up the difference with our bodies (1+1)

[shrugsinchinese]

Doodles for the wonderful fic The Heart External by @beatriceeagle!! Give it a read, it’s so good

[wyvernspirit]

Wish there was more fics that explored the fact that residuum comes from Whitestone

Cause let's be honest "Percival tortured as a teenager Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III" would NOT be happy to find out Trent Bitchface is using Whitestone resources to torture teenagers

I also just want to see Percy and the Blumenthal trio (and Beau) talk 👉👈

I like seeing my fav characters interact with each other sue me

[arottenlust]

you're not "nasty" you just need help. please, genuinely get help. there are people that love you.

resources for people concerned about their thoughts and behaviors. ->

https://publichealth.jhu.edu/moore-center-for-the-prevention-of-child-sexual-abuse/get-support/resources-for-people-concerned-about-their-sexual-thoughts-and-behavior

The definition of paraphilias and treatment options ->

https://mantracare.org/therapy/what-is/paraphilic-disorders/

The problems with incest ->

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/animals-and-us/201210/the-problem-with-incest

How fiction effects reality [just because it is fiction doesn't mean it's okay] ->

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/between-cultures/202201/the-psychology-fiction-why-reading-transforms-us

You are more than your paraphilia. You can recover. I believe in you.

I’m good thanks tho

Edit: just read the first link genuinely what the hell is wrong w u