#interview the mayor

[teddybeartoji]

hiiiiii mickey!!!

hope you’re doing okay, I MISSS YOUUUU <3333 booping your nose n giving you a big hug 🫂

i’m also here for the ask game!!! 17, 24, 33, and 43 please :3

much love,

Lily xo @storiesoflilies

LILY MY DARLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIII HII HIIII!!!!!!!!!! I MISS YOU TOO I WAS JUST THINKING ABT DROPPING BY TO SAY HAIII:333333 I'M HUGGING YOU BACK SO TIGHTLY I THINK A HUG FROM YOU WOULD GENUINELY FIX ME BTW .

17. are you farsighted or nearsighted?

NEARSIGHTED!!!!!!!!!!!! this reminds me that i should really get my eyes checked again😭😭 i think it's gotten a bit worse aaand i need a new pair of glasses anyway i need to change up my look a little:3333

24. if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

STARGAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10000%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOVE LOOKING AT THE STARS AND I THINK IT'S LIKE THE CUTEST LITTLE THING TO DO WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE:3333333333333

33. the last adventure you’ve been on?

UHMMMM GOOODDDD FUCKING QUESTION . tbh i've been such a homebody lately so i think my latest adventure would just be me going to the gaming event i think!!!!!!!!!!!! i reckon it'd count as an adventure i mean i was in a kinda new place and i met a lot of interesting people there were knights and wrestlers and a bunch of merch and snacks. it felt like a silly little side-quest lmao

(btw i actually saw knights fight each other it was so much fun omfg)

43. what’s your take on spicy foods?

I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i can't take it😭😭😭😭 like i'm so senstive to spice that.. i'm going to get all sniffly even when the food has a lot of........ pepper.... PLEASEEE IT'S SO EMBARRASSING LIKE WHY CAN'T MY BODY HANDLE SPICE BRO MAN UP OR SOMETHINGGGGG

ask me random things

[or0ch1maru]

Let’s fuckingggggg goooooooo

Be as intrusive as you want, I'll answer 110% honestly.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

3. Are you a virgin?

4. Are you in a relationship?

5. Are you in love?

6. Are you single this year?

7. Can you commit to one person?

8. Describe your crush

9. Describe your perfect mate

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

11. Do you ever want to get married?

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

13. Do you get jealous easily?

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

15. Do you have any piercings?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Do you like kissing in public?

20. Do you shower every day?

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

47. How old are you?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

55. Share a relationship story.

56. State 8 facts about your body

57. Things you want to say to an ex

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

64. What is your definition of cheating?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

68. What is your sexual orientation?

69. What turns you off?

70. What turns you on?

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

83. Who was your first kiss with?

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

[scrappedtogether]

SCOOBY-DOO! MYSTERY INCORPORATED - Families insp

+Bonus

[sexcromancy]

genuinely one of the most frustrating things about btvs is the continued insistence that all men are violent and their base instinct is towards violence the minute they get any tiny amount of power. SHUTT UPPPPPP EVIL GENDER ESSENTIALIST JOSS WHEDON YOU ARE SO ANNOYINGGGG especially bc he DOES end up reproducing so many interesting ideas about patriarchy but only because of this reliance on men as violent beasts. and sorry to psychoanalyze based on creative output but it IS the obvious anxious denial response of someone who hates women and constantly thinks about being violently controlling towards them (hello self insert xander harris!!!) SO fucking annoying STOP making it my problem STOP reminding me of your terroristic relationship with the women on your set!

[jacenotjason]

4 and 11 for Mars for the sm oc ask game!! :3

SM OC INTERVIEW!

4. Do you celebrate “Spooky Month”? If you do, what is your costume?

"I- excuse me? I celebrate Halloween with my husband, yes. Me and Evermore typically do couples costumes, and it's always up to him to choose, I'm not very creative. Last year we were Rapunzel and Flynn. I was Rapunzel."

11. What is your opinion on the town's current mayor, Narciso Evermore?

"Narciso Evermore is my husband. He's the light in my life, as I am his."

[just-a-lil-otter]

8, 9, 11, and 12 For both

Figured I'd do these at the same time since they both have 8 and 9

Oc interview thingy!!

5. What's your favourite type of candy?

Vennie - "stuff with dark chocolate!"

Smokey - "all candy is good candy. Except sour. I don't like sour."

8. Do you work? If so, what/where do you work as, and is that your dream job?

Vennie - "I trick humans into sinning so I can consume their souls! I love it! It pisses off heaven and I get a snack! :]" (he says as he's started to doubt how much he actually enjoys it/hj)

(IF OC IS A CHILD) What do you want to be when you are older?

(Smokey doesn't really have an age since he's an artificially created being but he might as well be a child and most people consider him one so we're going with the second one here)

Smokey - "I want to be a cop like dad."

9. Has two certain kids ever caused you trouble? Or are they friendly to you? I think they call themselves Skid and Pump.

Vennie - "oh I just love those little angels! Total sweeties! And they're always fun to cause chaos with!"

Smokey - "they're nice. They call me 'cool' and 'spooky', I don't know what those mean but I think it's a good thing. They like when I change."

11. What is your opinion on the town's current mayor, Narciso Evermore?

Vennie - "eh he's fine- I don't have much of an opinion on him."

Smokey -

"He's been touched by the stars. I can see it.

Also, I don't like how loud he gets sometimes. Scary :["

12. What is your opinion on the overall police force? Reliable? Reckless?

Vennie - "they're ok, I can tell they're doing their best. I can respect them for it I suppose."

Smokey - "Dad is the deputy. He says he does very important work with Mr. John- I don't fully understand it though. I like the others, they're nice. Mr. Captain and Mr. Shotgun babysit me sometimes. I also like riding I'm the car with the pretty lights :]"

[partybarty]

Scooter Patterson is a national treasure.

[professorambrius]

Jeremy on CBS Mornings

Jeremy talks about his accident, recovery and return to acting on CBS Mornings.

[forgottenbones]

Bernie Sanders Interviews Mall Punks (1988) [FULL]

[jrueships]

the mayor of turkey trying to get people to vote alpey for Allstar 😭😭

[galaxyslime]

I went in for a town job interview yesterday thinking it'd be a normal one (I've interviewed for many town jobs, I've had a town job, I know the type of people to expect in there) and the LITERAL MAYOR was in there. REAL low stakes environment.

[basils-third-eye-unlocked]

The last thing he did was speak out against that Orange prick. I need a minute.

[priscilla-christie]

"Navigating Change and Tradition: A Conversation with Greer Stone on Pal...

[slitheredherefromstardew]

[mayordeas-clone]

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[the-hatchetfield-chronicles]

6/9/20. Interview with Mayor Solomon Lauter. Mayor’s office. 10:30 A.M.

EM: Good morning, Mayor Lauter.

[They shake hands.]

SL: Good morning.

EM: It’s nice to meet you. My name is Elle Marden. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions about your town?

SL: Of course. I’m happy to assist.

EM: Firstly, how long have you been the mayor of Hatchetfield?

SL: I was elected in 2012 and won reelection in 2016. I intend to win again this fall, so I trust that you will paint me in good light? This election is very important to me.

EM: Of course. I’m sure it is. Now I’d like to hear more about what you think of this town. What are the people here like?

SL: Oh they’re very friendly. Hatchetfield is full of kind, genuine people.

[Note from Elle: Something about his tone and his expression suggests that he might not be telling the full truth?]

EM: I love to hear that. What’s your favorite thing about Hatchetfield?

SL: I love the sense of community this town has. There is one thing we all can agree on, one thing that unites us all: we are Nighthawks.

EM: What kind of events take place in Hatchetfield? Are there any festivals of any kind?

SL: Yes, we hold the annual Honey Festival every summer. There are lots of different vendors, booths, and games. There’s live music, and boats you can rent for an optimal spot to view the fireworks show. And of course the main attraction is the Honey Queen Pageant. Every year the crown is given to whom the judges deem the sweetest woman in Hatchetfield. Most Honey Queens then move out of Hatchetfield and onto “bigger and better things,” although I don’t think it gets much better than Hatchetfield.

EM: That sounds like a lot of fun.

SL: We have a summer camp in the middle of the woods that takes place every year, focused on keeping our youth pure and chaste. In fact my daughter is there right now. I can’t have her doing anything that could tarnish my image.

EM: I didn’t know you had a daughter.

SL: Yes. She’s a good kid, but sometimes she just needs a little…redirecting.

EM: Are there any other fun places or events in the town?

SL: There’s a theme park on the edge of the island called Watcher World, known especially for The Tear-Jerker, the tallest rollercoaster in the midwest, as the musical extravaganza Blinky’s Watch Party. I do wish to emphasize that Blinky’s Watch Party is entirely a work of fiction, and Blinky is simply the park’s mascot.

[Note from Elle: It seems a bit strange that he had to emphasize that. I would have imagined that it was fiction. Is he trying to hide something?]

EM: That’s so cool.

SL: Indeed. This may be a tiny town, but we certainly have it all.

EM: Well, now that we’ve discussed some of the great things about this town, I’m interested to know: is there anything you dislike about it?

[He pauses.]

SL: I will say this: there is more to Hatchetfield than what meets the eye. There is some history that I discourage you from looking too far into.

EM: Okay…

SL: It was a pleasure speaking with you today.

EM: But I wasn’t—

SL: I hope you enjoy the rest of your visit.

[He escorts Elle to the door.]

[Note from Elle: That was strange. He was happy to talk about the good things this town had to offer, but once I tried to get into the less good things, he was eager to end the interview. I feel this is further evidence that Mayor Lauter is hiding something. Something sinister, perhaps? Either way, it’s very odd.]