#introduction!!!

[nyancatdisconnected]

ɪɴᴛʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ! ≧﹏≦

ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ xɪᴀ (“ᴢᴇᴇ-ᴜʜ”)! ɪ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ/sʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴs! ( ᴀɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴄᴇғʟᴜx ) ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴏʀ sᴏ ʙᴇᴡᴀʀᴇ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ!

ᴅɴɪ ᴘᴇᴅᴏᴘʜɪʟᴇs, ᴢᴏᴏᴘʜɪʟᴇs, ᴄᴘ ʟɪᴋᴇʀs, ᴀɴʏ ғᴏʀᴍ ᴏғ ᴀʙᴜsᴇʀs, ᴛᴇʀғs, ǫᴜᴇᴇʀᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ʀᴀᴄɪsᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ᴀʙʟᴇɪsᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ᴘʀᴏsʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀs, ᴀɴᴛɪ-ᴛʜᴇʀɪᴀɴ, ᴀɴᴛɪ-ғᴜʀʀʏ, ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ 13!, ᴋɪɴᴋ ʙʟᴏɢ, 18+ sᴇx ʙʟᴏɢs, 18+ ᴘᴇᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏ, ᴀɢᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏ, ʙʟᴀᴍᴇs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅɪᴀɢɴᴏsɪs ᴏʀ ᴅɪsᴏʀᴅᴇʀ, ʜᴀᴛᴇs ᴏɴ sᴛʏʟᴇs, ʜᴀᴛᴇs ᴏɴ ᴀʀᴛ sᴛʏʟᴇs, ᴀɪ ᴀʀᴛɪsᴛ, ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɪ, sʜ ʙʟᴏɢs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴅ ʙʟᴏɢs!!

ᴀʟʟ sʏsᴛᴇᴍs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ! ɪ ᴀᴍ sᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴡᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ! :ᴅ

ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪ'ᴍ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ!! :3

sʟᴇɴᴅᴇʀᴠᴇʀsᴇ!

ɢʀᴀᴠɪᴛʏ ғᴀʟʟs!

ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏᴘᴀsᴛᴀ!

ʜᴀᴍɪʟᴛᴏɴ!!

sᴛɪʟʟ ᴡᴀᴋᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ!

ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴅᴜᴛʏ!!!!!!!

ᴍʏ ʜᴇʀᴏ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍɪᴀ

ᴍʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴘᴏɴʏ

ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ

sᴀʟʟʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ

ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ɴᴏᴛᴇ

sᴘɪᴅᴇʀᴠᴇʀsᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄs!

ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ!

ғᴇᴀʀs ᴛᴏ ғᴀᴛʜᴏᴍ

ɪᴛ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏᴏᴋ!

ғᴀsʜɪᴏɴ sᴛʏʟᴇs

ʙᴜɢs/ɪɴsᴇᴄᴛs!

ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs!

ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ!

ᴀʀᴛ!

ɴʏᴀɴ ᴄᴀᴛ!!!!

ᴇʟᴛɪɴɢᴠɪʟʟᴇ ᴄʟᴜʙ!!!!!

ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ!! (≧∇≦)/

ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪᴄᴀʟ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ!

ᴋᴏʀɴ!

ɢᴇᴛ sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ!

sᴇᴛ ɪᴛ ᴏғғ!

ᴘɪᴇʀᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇɪʟ!

ʟɪɴᴋɪɴ ᴘᴀʀᴋ!

sʏsᴛᴇᴍ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴡɴ!

ᴇᴠᴀɴᴇsᴄᴇɴᴄᴇ!

ɢʜᴏsᴛ ᴛᴏᴡɴ!

ɪɴsᴀɴᴇ ᴄʟᴏᴡɴ ᴘᴏssᴇ!!

ᴀʟᴇx ɢ!

ᴀʟᴇᴄ ʙᴇɴᴊᴀᴍɪɴ!

ᴄᴀᴠᴇᴛᴏᴡɴ!

ᴄᴏɴᴀɴ ɢʀᴀʏ!

ʏᴀᴇʟᴏᴋʀᴇ!

ᴍɪᴛsᴋɪ!

ᴛᴠ ɢɪʀʟ!

ᴊᴀᴄᴋ sᴛᴀᴜʙᴇʀ!

sᴏᴅɪᴋᴋᴇɴ!

s3ʀʟ!

ᴛʜᴇ ғʀᴏɴᴛ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍs!

ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀᴘᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀsᴇ!

ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜs ᴘᴇᴘᴀʟᴀ!

ᴡᴇᴇᴢᴇʀ!

ɢɪɢɪ ᴘᴇʀᴇᴢ!

ᴄʜᴀᴘᴘᴇʟʟ ʀᴏᴀɴ!

ᴡᴇ��ʀᴅ ᴀʟ!

[gmx-posts]

Intro post bc I've officially lost it 😭

She/her

English

Artist (not fan art tho bc I can't do digital 😭)

Writer (fanfic and sometimes I like to pretend I can write poetry)

Colege student (art)

Very fucking dyslexic

Brain rotted as fuck

Very into vibes

Avid ranter

Anarchist

Occasionally cringe

Self proclaimed film bro

Weirdly into cars on a purely aesthetic level

Writing a book atm (pure delusion)

Posts

An egregious amount of secret history

Occasional stuff about writing

Considering posting some of my art and photography (except it's all a bit shit)

Fandoms I'm in 😑

Donna Tartt (fucking obviously)

The marauders (unfortunately)

Lana del rey

South park

Poetry (specifically Sylvia Plath)

eltingville club

bojack horseman

Books

The secret history

The goldfinch

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

The bell jar

The virgin suicides

Ariel

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Music

Lana del Rey

Fiona Apple

Mitski

Tv girl

Marina

Yung lean

Car seat headrest

The libertines

Films

Radiohead

Hole

Jeff Buckley

Fight club

American psycho

Taxi driver

Pulp fiction

The virgin suicides

The Wolf of Wall Street

Apocalypse now

Trainspotting

Mysterious skin

Buffalo 66

[chaoticallyfuckingstressed]

Official intro post I guess

Hi, I'm Jack. I also go by Jello/Heelie as well as like... 50 other names. Here's some important stuff I guess.

I use he/it/one most of the time, but you can use pretty much any and all pronouns for me. I also use both I/me and we/us for the reasons just below.

I'm autistic, plural, and probably have a fuckton of other issues. Be patient with me if I don't know what you're saying or I'm not responding for a while

Oh yeah, I swear a lot. That's worth noting.

My fandom side blog is @jellobubblelol, we mainly post about Chonny Jash, but occasionally there's other things as well.

My plurality side blog is @card-carrying-system. There's not much going on but it's pretty much our diary at this point.

Oh yeah, also please DNI if: You're a bigot, you're pro-israel, you think MAPs/Zoos are cool, you're anti-endo or any kind of sysmed, you support cringe culture, anything like that.

[on-your-bedroom-windows-ledge]

never did an intro post so here it is (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

my name is ellis ＼(￣▽￣;)／ he/him pls

i have three boyfriends (@i-was-too-scared-to-jump-in is the only one on here so far), a girlfriend (@shout-like-a-hurricane ) and a pookie that i love dearly (@bleeding-onto-the-stones)

into music a bunch ｖ(⌒ｏ⌒)ｖ♪ and hope to make my own soon ╘[◉﹃◉]╕

my myspace top 5 on this website (p and j would be with nixie if they had a tumblr ★~(◡‿◡✿)

@i-was-too-scared-to-jump-in @shout-like-a-hurricane

@bleeding-onto-the-stones

@not-the-vintage-type

@nobody-elses-but-yours

@angeliccc222

[camojacketfag]

Illustrations by Stephen Gammell for Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark

[himejoshidoll]

[handern]

Murderbot, a construct that was built and used to do extreme violence it's entire existence : I hate talking to people but I will try to resolve this situation peacefully if I can, threats only make people panic and then they take irrational decisions. Extreme violence is sometimes unavoidable but last resort.

ART, a peaceful research transportation : I love talking to people because I can threaten them with extreme violence right off the bat and it makes them do what I want (ads more totally-not-weapons to it's research equipment)

[psstwantsomecheese]

When burning to death in a fiery chasm isn't even the worst thing that's happened to you

[maxiemumdamage]

Alastor being all “Charlie is like a daughter to me!” when in fact their relationship is usually polite antagonism at best is so damn funny to me. Like he never even really believed in Charlie’s ambitions, he was at the Hotel for laughs, but then an opportunity falls into his lap to taunt Lucifer in emotionally damaging ways and get away with it and he ran.

[farfromdaylight]

it will always be hilarious to me that ardbert's weapon is bravura atma, which is one of the ARR relic steps but specifically the one you have when you're on the book step. ardbert really got to the books and went "no fuck that i'm out"

[forgettable-au]

PROLOGUE

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 1-9)

AND SO IT BEGINS!

[CONTINUE] [MASTERPOST]

[stripeheart]

Me Esquecerás.

[riense]

- Apologies, I’m usually better at this

- At introductions?

- At magic

[okthisway]

Well met, stranger. You find yourself in the presence of the renowned wizarding prodigy, Gale of Waterdeep.

[claraoswalds]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CATHERINE TATE (December 5, 1969)