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1 Busy Week
Thursday I met up with @westerday to see Wallice at the Independent, the opener Maz was really good, Wesley said he had an instant crush, then we popped across the street to Beretta for a quick Improved Whiskey Cocktail, talked about life and stuff and Wesley revealed that he'd finally started using Google Calendar which was big news, then we hustled back just in time for Wallice who ruled; Friday was Aero's big birthday party at the Reverend Horton Heat show at the Great American Music Hall, so @lessjokes and I got dolled up in our best rockabilly outfits and headed out a little early to drop some LPs at Enterprise because Jesse said the bins were running low, PLUS we didn't wanna miss @vicwomg's newish country outfit Vickie's Round-Up, who were great, and also Sean happened to be there and we had a pretty good conversation about the Rev and '90s rockabilly culture in general, then Jess and I walked to the venue just in time to catch first opener Piñata Protest who were great, then Aero and Kevin and Lisa and a couple other friends arrived and we got drinks and caught up, middle opener Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears were talented but a bit "Blues Hammer" if you know what I mean, then the Reverend killed it and I forgot to get a t-shirt for Sean; Saturday was kind of a recovery day but we decided to go see one of our final Oscar movies "I'm Still Here" at the Roxie which meant probably drinks at ABV beforehand and lo and behold right when we were deciding on that Laura Palmer hit us up about getting a drink even though we thought she was in Mill Valley for a couple weeks, so we had a few margs a few snacks a few laughs, got to the Roxie just in time to get seats right up front craning our necks to look up at the screen but the movie was really good for the most part, then we met back up with LP at Dalva for a couple Pink Flamingos; Sunday oh my gosh what a big day, Andre Iguodala's jersey retirement ceremony after Jimmy Butler III's home debut vs. Klay and the Mavs, so we got dolled up in our finest blue and gold and hopped on the T up to the arena, met up with Aero and Barbara in front of Dumpling Time, cruised inside, cheered the Warriors to a comfy win, got to know Kathryn a bit during a time out, enjoyed the merrymakings, then beelined to Che Fico Pizzeria for a couple French 75s and a couple Manhattans and a salad and a pizza, then it was basically time to head up to Grace Cathedral for the St. Vincent show, so back on the T to Chinatown, and a quick bus up the hill, and lo and behold we had time for another quick French 75 or two at the Top of the Mark where I encountered a dad in a bathroom stall telling his kid St. Vincent is a singer and the kid asks if she's as famous as Taylor Swift and the dad says no but Taylor Swift is garbage so I said excuse me sir but Taylor Swift is not garbage and they were stunned into silence, then we went to the show, got to our seats and lo and behold St. Vincent walks right by us en route to the stage and I waved at her and said wazzup and she smiled and waved and put on a killer show; Monday I went up to Japantown for karaoke with Constance and Izzy, stopped at the Progress for a couple quick Princesses of Agrabah and some hodo tofu, then over to Dimples where I sang Iris DeMent and ABBA and the Sundays and CAKE, David popped in too and then I had to head home to catch up on White Lotus; Tuesday it was Chuy's big art party with Jane and Zoe at Enterprise which I was DJing, so I loaded up and headed over right on time, Jess was already there with JC and Sarah and Caitlyn and a couple others, I played all my best stuff in the first hour before they all had to roll to the Warriors, David showed up, @corntard and Constance and Sunny showed up, Chris from Beretta, Paul from the Deviant had already purchased the Chuy piece I tried to purchase which was a bummer, but Jane got a good one, anyway my slot ended but everyone was still partying so I put on the Gavin Turek LP (which finally just arrived after months of waiting) in its entirety and chatted with Sunny for a while,
then I thought about going to the Spits show at Rickshaw but I had so much gear with me I just went home; Wednesday I took the 24 up to Pac Heights to help David move a TV, then I sat in Lafayette Park for a while, then wandered for a bit, sat in Alamo Square for a while, then I decided to pop into Toronado (my original SF local) one last time, and lo and behold Reid was there so I had a drink with him and his buddy Marty who maybe knew me from Pop's back in the day, talked all about the old days and shit, chatted with Aline and Frank for a minute, shocked they remembered me from 15+ years ago basically, then I moseyed, sat in Dolores Park for a bit, then strolled through the dedicated Muni-only right-of-way through Liberty Heights which I used to take a picture of every day walking home from Toronado, and made it to the Liberties just in time to meet up with @sexpigeon and Aero and Kevin at the Vickie's Round-Up show, grabbed a picnic table, got a bottle of prosecco, talked SoCal sports and San Diego in general, had a great time, decided to go to Firefly for dinner, so I grabbed an 8:15 res online and typed "we are cool cats" to get the discount, then I hopped on the back of Tag's e-bike and he chauffeured me up the hill and we got the cheesy buns, the (Dungeness) crab cake, both salads, the daikon cake, the fried chicken and the trout, and a bunch of wine, talked about who knows what, had dessert, chatted with Carrie a bit, then walked down the hill and caught the 24 back home; and the next two days after that I didn't leave the house, and I'm not leaving the house today either.
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Fun Challenge - a mash-up piece digging deep into the TikTok world, stage- and video concept by IRIS-A-MAZ next shows: 21.6. + 22.6. at Sprechwerk Hamburg
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What's your favourite character from each episode?
Sorry, I know this will take forever 😂
aH wow okay
series 1;
sardines - carl. i love his dry humour and his outfit is just so neat to me lol. he seems like he would be downright hilarious to spend a day w/.
a quiet night in - ray. just how quickly fed up he becomes of eddie is brilliant 🤣🤣
tom & gerri - tom! he just seems like a decent guy ^ ^
last gasp - god they're all terrible people 🤣 but i do love sally. the absolute hypocrisy of her character is astounding and tamsin greig is such a wonderful actress
the understudy - ngl...jim. i like his quiet nature heh
the harrowing - oh tabs of course <33 i would go for hector, but...well, there're a lot of reeces characters on this list lmao and helen mccrory was just so beautiful,,,
series 2;
la couchette - hAHA shona
the 12 days of christine - christine of course!!! beautifully portrayed by sheridan
the trial of elizabeth gadge - ah mr clarke my beloved <3
cold comfort - hm....andy. again, another decent character who got involved in some traumatic shit
nanas party - pat. damn hilarious, and reeces wig was ugly as fuck lol
seance time - none. they're all intolerable 🤣🤣 but if i really had to choose....pete?
series 3;
the devil of christmas - idk, kathy?? i didn't really get attached to any of them, but the whole 70s film aesthetic was so excellently done and had such a charm to it <3
the bill - archiiiie my love
the riddle of the sphinx - oh god. honestly, charlotte
empty orchestra - janet!!! i loved her so much 💕
diddle diddle dumpling - david </3
private view - agAIN it's so tricky to choose when you're not invested in any of them 🤣🤣 but geez probably bea
series 4;
zanzibar - robert!! one of the few pure characters they've written
bernie clifton's dressing room - oh god tommy of course. a tragic silver fox,,,
once removed - ahahaha hugo, how i adore thee
to have and to hold - harriet. not sure how i could elaborate here
and the winner is... - paula, for sure. zoe did a thoroughly convincing american accent and her character was just as bored of the whole thing as a majority of the audience was 🤣🤣 not me though, i found it highly entertaining lol
tempting fate - i want to say nick, but it's come to my attention as of recently that he's a petty bastard bitch SO top place goes to maz, on the basis that her lines are funny as hell
series 5;
the referee's a w***ker - none!! the mascot i guess? 🤣🤣🤣
death be not proud - ahh maureen. i know she's a return character, but seeing reece play her is such a good time
loves great adventure - aw trevor </3 the guy just loves his family so so much and SHAME ON ALL OF YOU WHO WANTED HIM DEAD IN YOUR FMK GAMES,,,,,
misdirection - gabrielle! kudos on you for getting nevilles arrogant ass arrested. hmu for drinks sometimes
thinking out loud - awww aiden
the stakeout - haHA varney cause i'm a wh*re for vampires. and like...reece feeding on steves neck did awaken something in me 😳
series 6;
wuthering heist - scaramouche....weird little italian man❤️
simon says - ah christ 🤣 spencer? bc he's just. d*ddy
lip service - felix 🥺🥺 iris you Bitch
hurry up and wait - jaaames. you were just so wrong, sweetie. and that's okay
how do you plead? - would love for urban to be my nurse tbh <3
last night of the proms - ahah they're all bastards. boris the dog it is 👌��👌🏻👌🏻
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big list time. you're the boss so feel free to remove/add as necessary
sardines - rebecca, ian/pip, rachel, geraldine a quiet night in - sabrina, paul, gerald, kim tom and gerri - gerri, stevie last gasp - frankie j parsons, jan, tamsin, sally, si the understudy - laura, felicity, kirstie the harrowing - katy, tabitha, shell
la couchette - les, shona, hugo the 12 days of christine - adam, marion (NOT christine, you know she'd win with both hands tied behind her back) the trial of elizabeth gadge - justice pike, elizabeth gadge, thomas nutter, george waterhouse, richard two-shoes cold comfort - liz, joanne nana's party - angela, maggie, carol seance time - madame talbot, blue demon dwarf
the devil of christmas - kathy the bill - kevin, craig the riddle of the sphinx - nina empty orchestra - connie, fran, janet, duane diddle diddle dumpling - ted, louise private view - jean, carrie, bea, patricia
zanzibar - fred, prince rico, gus, amber, alice, colette, vince bernie clifton's dressing room - leanne once removed - may, natasha, percy to have and to hold - harriet and the winner is… - jackie/kelly, rupert, gordon, paula, june tempting fate - maz, frank
dead line - moira/stephanie the referee's a w****er - martin, phil death be not proud - beattie, emily love's great adventure - connor, julia, mia, patrick misdirection - gabriel thinking out loud - angel, nadia
wuthering heist - arlo, columbina, pantalone, mario simon says - gavin lip service - iris hurry up and wait - adrian, oona, bev how do you plead? - webster last night of the proms - yusuf, dawn, penny, ralph, boris (he's listed in the credits, it's fair game lol)
merrily merrily - callum, donna mr king - winnie, ceri nine lives kat - kat kid/nap - shane, lara a random act of kindness - zach, helen wise owl - wilf
the bones of st nicholas - dick, posy mother's ruin - reggie, frannie paraskevidekatriaphobia - sue love is a stranger - vicky 3 by 3 - lee, gavin, catherine, margaret the last weekend - mollie
boo to a goose - edith, cleo, raymond, finn, harold mulberry close - val, sheila, larry ctrl/alt/esc - lynne, millie, amy curse of the ninth - lillian, warwickshire (make sure to give her a different name every time lol) plodding on - robin
will there be a follow-up tournament to choose the best non-steve/reece character?
Thanks for the suggestion! I like that idea. I would be happy to run it here, if there's an appetite for it. It would mean selecting 32 or 64 characters to compete.
It would be helpful if people could indicate their interest and/or nominate characters who deserve to be in such a tournament, either via asks or by responding to this post.
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SCPs as humans working in the Foundation check
SCP-035 : Dr. Dolion Cirillo (greek bitch-)
SCP-049 : Dr. Xander Murphy
SCP-053 : Bella (Quarseta by Agent Atanti)
SCP-073 : Cain [REDACTED] (Researcher and MTF Epsilon-11 "Nine-Tailed Fox" Member)
SCP-076-2 : Agent Able [REDACTED] (MTF Lambda-5 "White Rabbits" Member)
SCP-079 : Dr. Synergy-79 (Senior Researcher and MTF Mu-4 "Debuggers" Member)
SCP-105 : Dr. Iris Thompson
SCP-106 : Agent Lawrence "Larry" (MTF Beta-7 "Maz Hatters" Commander)
SCP-131 : 131-1 - Ruby /131-2 - Amber (and more of their siblings-)
SCP-166 : Emma Clef
SCP-173 : Dr. Axton
SCP-457 : Apollo Edwards (MTF Epsilon-9 "Fire-Eaters" Member)
SCP-682 : Agent Atanti-ql-Paneu [REDACTED] (Security Commander and Eta-5 "Jäeger Bombers" Commander)
SCP-999 : Blythe [REDACTED]
SCP-1048 : Tedd Brazen
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To Pay Our Last Respects; Chapter I [IRIS]
[INTRODUCTION]
WARNING: Contains massive spoilers from the latter parts of The Arcana: A Mystic Romance.
[Featuring: @vesuvianoak‘s fan apprentice Ąžuolas and fan kid, Noah, the latter to whom Iris is married to.]
It’s been raining ever since she passed. The first few hours were just a downpour. According to some, it was as heavy as the rains from when the Red Plague was still running rampant.
Now, at least, it’s lessened to a light drizzle. Her funeral is going to be tomorrow afternoon, barring the rains. I hope it clears up by then . . . she doesn’t need to be buried in mushy mud.
I’m alone in The Shop at the moment. It’s been closed since she passed, though outside is a different story. Customers, neighbors, and kind travelers passing through have left offerings of flowers and rain-drenched candles in condolences to my family.
My hands crackle with sparks. I bring my hands up, leveling the heels of my palms close to my lips. I blow, sending the sparks flitting about until they find the wicks of candles in the shop. Once the space is illuminated, I lower my hood, sighing softly.
It looks like the way we left it when we came back from the Dark Forest . . .
I don’t know who’s taking it harder: me, Aunc Asra, or my dad. Asra and Dad have known Mom for years. The stories of how Asra lost it at Mom and Dad’s wedding is still the stuff of legend.
Right now, Dad and Asra are at Great Uncle Bảo’s old shop. Auntie Neha and the funeral director are helping them with things to be finalized for tomorrow. In the meantime, my better half is at his parents’ place, getting dinner ready. Julian and Ąžuolas offered their place for us, my dad, and Asra to spend the night before the funeral.
Dad and Asra declined, opting to be in the forest to be closer to the hut. I know their plan after dinner is to ward the hell out of the forest. As the theory goes, the dark energies suffocating the woods has been cleansed since Lucio was banished to the realms of the Arcana. I know Grandma Khamgalai and the Hermit have been keeping their vigilant eyes on him to make sure he doesn’t pull a stunt like the one that sent Vesuvians fleeing to the Dark Forest in the first place.
I’m still debating whether or not I want to join them for the night. Between the three of us, we haven’t been getting enough sleep. Well, Asra sleeps more than usual, but that’s one of his terrible coping habits. Nadia has been keeping him company on the really bad days. The same courtesy has been extended to Dad, but he’s been walking the length of the city-state.
People have been talking: not only has he been walking the street by himself, he’s been talking to himself. No one knows what he’s saying, but it’s been speculated that in his grief, he’s been talking to Mom. I can’t blame the guy; he was the one that found her.
I vigorously shake my head, my body twinging. The memory of my dad in anguish, holding Mom’s lifeless body in his arms sends goosebumps through my entire body.
I stamp my feet into the floor, dispelling some sparks that had built up within me.
. . .
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. . . . .
Why was I here again?
I shake my head, exhaling shakily. I tense and relax my shoulders a few times, grounding myself. I locate a little candle holder and start to ascend the stairs.
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South End: The Devorak’s Residence
“Do you guys need anything else?” Ąžuolas stands at the threshold of the guest room, looking at the both of us. Downstairs, Uncle Julian and the rest of Noah’s siblings are cleaning the kitchen.
“No,” I replied, re-tying the bag of stuff I grabbed from The Shop.
“Thanks for checking in on us Dad,” Noah adds, nodding in the general direction of where Ąžuolas stands. “We’ll let you know if we need anything.”
With a nod, my father-in-law leaves us be.
I check the bag one more time before I lie down to the bed. It’s close to the window. I sit up again when I spot my Dad and Aunc Asra down below. I couldn’t hear much, but they’re talking with Julian. Dad spares a look up my way; I wave, and he offers me a small smile in return.
When Asra places his hat on, it prompts Dad to pull his cloak over his shoulders. With a force field over their heads, keeping the rain off, the pair walk toward the Dark Forest. As they disappear from sight, the rain lightens considerably.
When I lie down again, my husband hugs me from behind.
“I don’t know if I’m going to be able to sleep, hon,” I murmur, hugging a pillow to myself. “Just giving you forewarning.”
“It’ll be okay,” Noah soothes, rubbing a hand over my shoulder. “If anything, we can have some of Grandma Maz's Pep-Up Soup for breakfast.”
I laugh softly, turning back momentarily to kiss my husband. Returning to my original position, my eyes shift to the crib not too far away from the bed. Inside is our little girl, sleeping away.
“Lucky little thing,” I murmur.
“It’s not Kham’s fault she’s a baby,” Noah replies, chuckling softly. He drapes his arm over my side, hugging me closer. “Still . . . do you want a sleep potion?”
“If I have one now I won’t be able to wake up on time,” I remind him. “I’ll be okay . . . maybe your snores will get me to sleep.”
“I don’t snore.”
“Babe, you do.”
I don’t need to turn my head to know he’s playfully sticking his tongue out at me in reply. It helps me laugh a little. Before long, he’s settled down for the night . . . leaving me with the shadows of the room for company.
I swallow, willing myself to fall asleep. Please . . . I just want to sleep.
It’s been like this since . . . you know. It’s really fucking annoying. I close and open my eyes repeatedly. Counting chickens doesn’t help either.
The only upside is that I can feel that my husband is snuggled right behind me. I like his presence there. Noah’s not the biggest or strongest guy around, but he loves me for me. I’ve more than once kicked bullies’ asses for picking on him for being blind, but that’s a conversation for another time.
That being said, I’m really glad I’m not going alone to the funeral tomorrow. Aunc Asra said he’d be helping to keep an eye on my dad. Dad hasn’t been the same since. Honestly, who can blame him?
With that thought in my head, I close my eyes. I can feel my body drift to a sort of unconsciousness. My vision warps a bit before sleep engulfs me.
At least, that was what I thought it was.
NEXT: [CHAPTER II]
#The Arcana#Muriel#muriel x apprentice#Asra#Julian Devorak#julian x apprentice#Mazelinka#OCs#OC x OC#vesuvianoak#magicianapprenticelyra#Neha Aster#The Forthright: Iris#the scribe writes#To Pay Our Last Respects
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Dialogue Prompt #1.“It’s really not that complicated.”- Iris West-Allen (my girl spouting wisdom to whomever may need it)
Guess who has two thumbs and hates both taking pictures and online dating???
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Iris swiped through Caitlin's pictures. "Mmmfff. Mmmm. No. Oh, lord." She held up Caitlin's phone. "What were you thinking with this one?"
"That it was sexy," Caitlin mumbled.
"What?" Cisco said, popping his head up from where he was tinkering with the guts of something tiny and mechanical. He had on magnifying goggles that made him look like Maz Kanata from the new Star Wars movies. "Can I see?"
"No," both Iris and Caitlin said in concert, and he shrugged and went back to his tiny gadget.
Iris said to Caitlin, "The expression on your face looks like you're being drawn and quartered."
"They're not looking at my face."
"Do you want a guy who's not going to be looking at your face? You put this on your profile, even buried, and it's going to be dick pics all day long, trust me."
"Troof," Cisco called out. "Listen to Iris. She is wise."
"Thank you," Iris told him. She looked back at Caitlin. "Unless that's what you want? A bunch of dick pics?"
"Ugh. No, you're right." She slouched in her chair. "Get rid of it."
Iris deleted the offending picture and leaned forward. "Okay, I'm going to be very blunt, these are all awful. If you go fishing with these, awful is what you're gonna catch."
"Well, that's why I asked you to look over them."
"We're starting over. I know you take good pictures. I've seen them. Can I open your photos?"
"Go ahead," Caitlin sighed. "Nothing incriminating."
Iris swiped through the roll. "Aww, that's a nice shot. Look at that smile. Why didn't you use that?"
"It's also got Barry, Ralph, and Cisco in it," Caitlin said. "They say not to use group pictures, especially with men."
Cisco coughed, "Heternormative," into his work bench.
"I'm not denying that, but it's still good advice," Caitlin said.
Iris investigated her selfies. They were all as bad as the ones she'd used in her profile - stiff, self-conscious, the smiles pasted on like Caitlin had practiced them in the mirror.
"We're just going to have to take more," Iris told her, and even though Caitlin protested, she maneuvered her into place in a spot with a nice background and good light. "Let's try a few face snaps, okay?"
But no matter what they tried, Caitlin came out awkward in all of them. When they switched to full-body shots, she arranged herself as if her own body was a mannequin in a store, and the end result was about the same.
Iris lowered the phone. "What's the problem?"
"Sorry!" Caitlin said. "I'll do better. Give me a moment. Okay." She struck a pose and smiled brightly.
Iris took a couple more snaps, then shook her head. "This is the exact same problem you had with the selfies. Look." She handed her the phone, and Caitlin swiped through them.
"There's just so much to think about," she said plaintively. "How to hold my head so I look natural, and my arms so I look cute. And if I smile too widely then my eyes kind of scrunch up and disappear into my cheeks, but if I don’t smile at all I look mean.”
"Uh, question," Cisco said. "How many articles titled 'The best online dating profile picture' did you read?"
"They weren't all called that," Caitlin mumbled.
"My case, it rests," Cisco muttered to Iris.
"Maybe we should get Kamilla to come in and take these," Iris mused. "I mean, she's the professional."
"No!" they both yelped.
"I mean, she's so busy," Caitlin said. "I would hate to bother her."
"And, you know, portraits aren't, like, her thing," Cisco added.
"Okay, okay," Iris said, smothering her smile. She'd kind of thought that would be the response. "Let's try a few more."
They were still awful, and Iris shook her head. "You need to relax. Forget about all your body parts and what your face is doing. Just be Caitlin." She tried a few more shots.
"Mmm, no," Cisco said. "Mind if I try?"
"Knock yourself out," Iris said, holding out Caitlin's phone.
But Cisco tugged his own out of his back pocket. "I really prefer my own equipment for high art," he said, making Caitlin giggle.
Iris leaned against the console, idly swiping through Caitlin's photo roll, going back to the best shots. Most of them were group pictures where she didn't even seem aware of the camera. She considered cropping a few, but when she tried, the quality of the picture itself went downhill.
She gave up and swiped back to the set she’d just taken. Like always with Caitlin, her brain was getting in the way as she tried to take something specifically to put on a dating profile. Studying the careful smile and the wooden poses, Iris bet she was thinking all about whatever faceless men were out there, judging her without ever having met her.
She was still stiff and awkward now, but Cisco moved around her, acting like a fashion photographer. "That's it. Yeah. Now gimme girl next door? Oh, the light on those cheekbones, baby!"
Iris noticed he was taking very few pictures, even though he hammed it up. But every so often his finger would tap the screen.
"Now, I’m gonna need sultry, sultry, sultry -"
"Cisco!" Caitlin laughed, and Cisco snapped one last shot.
"There," he said, holding it out to Iris. "What do you think?"
Iris swiped through his shots. They were all cute - much cuter than the ones where she'd been behind the camera. But the last one was perfect. Caitlin was smiling, clearly not minding that her eyes were squinching up and her body wasn't held at the perfect angle. She looked pretty and happy and approachable. "This one," Iris said, holding it up to show Caitlin.
"Oh! That is nice."
"See?" Cisco said, tapping his phone a few times. In Iris's hand, Caitlin's phone buzzed with a picture text. "It's not that complicated."
Caitlin smiled at him, and Iris suddenly realized the one thing that all the best pictures of Caitlin had in common.
Cisco had been in all of them.
"No," she murmured. "It's really not."
FINIS
#Caitlin Snow#Cisco Ramon#Iris West#killervibe#fanfiction#mosylufanfic lives up to her damn name#2020 prompt party#the flash#accawabba21
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nudity isn't inherently sexual but when the nudity is sexual BARK BARK BARK BARK you know?
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Tagged by @grayson-dick 😘
I don’t really watch many Tv shows.
Your favorite tv show(s): Dragon Ball, Avatar the last airbender, Brooklyn 99, Criminal minds, Chicago Fire, Teen Wolf, The Witcher.
Favourite tv show character(s): Stiles Stilinski, Klaus Mikaelson. Donna Troy. Maz.
A show you thought you wouldn’t like but you did: Titans, The Good Place, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.
Favourite tv show ship(s): Stiles/Lydia, Kory/Dick, Barry/Iris, Sabrina/Nick.
A show you used to like but dont anymore: The Walking Dead. Arrow.
If you were able to be a character in a tv show, which would you pick?: Supergirl, Donna Troy,
A show you wanna watch but still havent started: My Hereo Academia, Dragon Ball Super, You,
A tv show you started way after everyone else: Teen Wolf, Chicago Fire/Pd/Med, Criminal Minds, The Originals, Lucifer.
The last tv show you watched: Titans.
Tagging: @suz-123 @bolontiku @moonbeambucky @sarahp879 @dianaofsthemyscira @buckyofthemyscira @itsbuckysworld
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Hey guys can you list some most wanted characters? I'm thinking about joining but stuck on a muse to choose!
finn, anakin skywalker, emperor palpatine, bail organa, bb-8, captain phasma, maz kanata, breha organa, & obi wan kenobi (star wars) cora, henry, lucy, hook, rumple, baelfire, gideon, zelena, snow white, peter pan, charming, hades, & august (once upon a time) jasper, emmett, carlisle, jessica, aro, beau, edward, jacob, royal, archie, victoria, james, paul, caius, carine, leah, earnest, eleanor, & sam (life and death & twilight) james potter, sirius black, tom riddle, helga hufflepuff, queenie goldstein, marlene mckinnon, rodolphus lestrange, albus dumbledore, jacob kowalski, dorcas meadowes, peter pettigrew, bertha jorkins, lucinda talkalot, emma vanity, kendra dumbledore, petunia dursley, milicent bulstrode, hannah abbott, susan bones, seamus finnigan, dean thomas, daphne greengrass, lavender brown, rose granger-weasley, molly weasley ii, albus severus potter, bellatrix black, & vernon dursley (harry potter) mr. crocker, poof, chester mcbadbat, cosmo, the crimson chin, foop, a.j, mark chang, adam west, elmer, fracis, chip skylark, & jorgen von strangle (the fairyodd parents) tina cohen-chang, quinn fabray, shelby corcoran, noah puckerman, hunter clarington, kurt hummel, mercedes jones, ryder lynn, sugar mota, santana lopez, brittany pierce, artie abrams, sam evans, sue sylvester, emma pillsbury, unique adams, dani, & jane hayward !! (glee) doctor strange, ultron, jane foster, vision, odin, nova, sif, mantis, okoye, drax, cull obsidian, ebony maw, proxima midnight, frigga, cassy, erik selvig, harley keener, m'baku, laura barton, t’challa, wolverine, bucky barnes, ramonda, thanos, thor, iron man, clint barton, nick fury, star-lord, nebula, valkyrie, pepper potts, janes foster, maria hill, daisy johnson, wasp, mikasa ackerman, natasha romanoff, emma frost, scott summers, & jack rollins !! (marvel) lydia branwell, heidi mckenzie, kaelie, camille belcourt, cleophas graymark, dorothea rollins, maureen, morgan young, olivia wilson, gretel monro, rebecca lewsi, imogen herondale, iris rouse, elodie verlac, sebastian verlac, jonathan morgenstern, lucian graymark, will herondale, maryse lightwood, jordan kyle, emma carstairs, amatis herondale, alaric rodriguez, azazek, lorenzo rey, malachi dieudonne, brother enoch, brother jeremiah, cain, charlie cooper, raziel, rober lightwood, rufus, russell, leen, elias, elliot nourse, hodge starkweather, jeremy, joshue, taito, & victor aldertree !! (shadowhunters) zevon, lonnie, belle, adam, maleficent, doug, anxelin, ruby, ally, jordan, artie, celia, claudine, clay, desiree, ginny gothel, squeaky, squirmy, sleepy jr., & li shang jr. (descendants) caroline, bonnie, stefan, isobel, damon, matt, enzo, jeremy, , tyler, lexi, vicki, jenna, anna, sybil, kol, elijah, freya, finn, marcel, esther, mikael, aurora, sophie, monique roman, vincent, dahlia, josephine, genevieve, agnes, jane-anne, mrs. claire, dorian, ryan clarke, malivore, dana, kaleb, jo laughlin, the necromancer, & rafael. (tvd/the originals/legacies) bow, flutterina, princess glimmer, princess frosta, light hope, princess mermista, princess perfuma, sea hawk, hordak, catra, princess scorpia, and shadow weaver ( she-ra ). tommy & dill pickles, chucky finster, susie carmichael, and phil deville ( rugrats ). daphne, sky, brandon, helia, timmy, riven, and stormy ( winx club ). mojo jojo, professor utonium, brick, and butch ( powerpuff girls ). aang katara sokka toph zuko, azula, firelord ozai, zhae, mai, suki, korra, asami, mako, and bolin ( avatar ). . steven unvierse, sadie miller, garnet, pearl, amethyst, greg universe, blue diamond, yellow diamond, yellow pearl, blue pearl, white diamond, white pearl, “rose quartz”, rhodonite, padparadscha, the rutile twins, fluorite, bismuth ( steven universe ). ralph, vanellope von schweetz, fix-it felix, yes, sergeant calhoun, shank’s crew ( fix it ralph ).fred jonas,shaggy rogers, scooby doo (scooby doo)
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That’s it y’all! The Garden Legacy is officially over! Here are the Matriarchs going all the way back to the Tiny Living Challenge: Brinlee, Annaleigh, Noelle, Roxie, Katelin, Belle, Sunni, Magnolia, Jelena, Tulip, Loni, Bindy, and Destiny!
Iris has been disowned and will starting her own story/challenge.
If you would like to go back to the beginning of these challenges here you go:
The Tiny Living Challenge The Garden Legacy Challenge
Another huuuuuge thank you to @cowplant-pizza and @maddy-the-poodle for these ah-maz-ing challenges! I had a blast playing them and this is the furthest I’ve ever gone with one family!
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FROM THE HANDSET #05 Gärten, Landschaft und das Genie der Natur (Gardens, landscape and the genius of nature) – Gilles Clémant – Matthies&Seitz Berlin, 2015 "So much free energy: the gardener only has to listen, ... As much as possible with, as little as possible against. Thus, the artist of the future garden will accept the great cooperation of nature as a co-signer of his work." (Translation by DeepL) // Part of DAS GARTENCENTER a video installation by IRIS-A-MAZ at Sautter&Lackmann Sommerlager //
#IRIS-A-MAZ#Gartencenter#Sautter&Lackmann#King Kong#Monolith#Handapperat#Installation#Green Art#Experimental Botany#Landscape#Landschaft#nature#nature vs technology#the wild#grow#garden#cooperation#coinhabitant#creation
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Ok aliens and their skin colors! Bc im too lazy and lack the markers to do anything
Atzekans:
Harlei: medium-light grey
Hazel: reddish brown
Ihn: greenish brown
Quem’i: veeery light grey (but she keeps herself fully covered all the time)
Nanai’i: light brown
Whryx: dark brown
Kinan: terracotta brown
Iris: medium grey with a hint of brown
Miz-teren:
Maz: turquoise, slightly more blue
Tia: leaf green
Akiph: yellow
Terenlasi:
Trias: very light grey, almost white
Jame: medium grey
Rojy: medium grey
Nikita: white
Seven: white, with dark grey patches
Kadiz: white, with black patches
Unnamed races:
Khmiz: orange hued brown
Lilith: red-hued white
Meztli: black (once i get my design on him then you will see)
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harlei and nini
rowan n elis
joe n mae
joe n mirad
bailey n kasia
jack n mirad
aaron n radu
jules n cameron
alecto n harlei
juno n ross
juno n enrique
iain n malva
max n nevan
max n heather
maz n moran
violeta n noor
efra n kristján
mhairi n ihn
tal n kadiz
tal n styx
tal n mitra
nora n solinore
zeke n khim
shaina, jehan, avis n zosia
angie n ellen
vim n iris
mhairi n xiulan
rosta n charon
malachi, miva n havari
krea and trias
vastravia n qizare
dán n sangre
ADA:
#my mom is YELLING at me bc she needs the LAPTOP#so i'm leaving this here#call me out as brutally as needed if i forgot an important pair bc i'm sure i did#ada is just a bonus bc i laughed too hard at the idea#stuff in space
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