#is just so funny to me

[starcurtain]

All I'm saying is, if it turns out that the people of Amphoreus are already dead/just simulations/cannot leave the memoria (so on so forth), I know a lot of people would be hoping for a next-life Mydei and Phainon reunion in the library, but, you know, I could also be perfectly happy if it turns out Mydei's alternate timeline is just his future?

Like, Amphoreus restarts. We get to follow Mydei along the bridge again... His friends are alive...

Kremnos is flourishing, with its happy children and rejoicing people, far from the madness and misery of Eurypon's timeline...

They're about to hold the Kremnos Festival again, this time just for honor and the joy of noble combat...

Mydei climbs the stairs, meets back up with his mother (who is ruling Kremnos after guiding them down the better path, as she rightfully deserves!)...

And then, then there's just a shout--the camera pans to the bottom of the stairs and there's Phainon, sword drawn, grinning like an absolute fool, declaring at the top of his lungs:

"Mydeimos! I followed you all the way from Okhema to challenge you! The Kremnos Festival--just you and me! That festival crown will be mine without a doubt!"

Cutttt to Gorgo giving Mydei the world's most knowing side-eye that it is humanly possible to give, and that's when she hits him with the line:

Despite dying of cringe in front of his mother, Mydei is still powerless to resist a single taunt from Phainon and shouts back something roughly equivalent to: "Keep dreaming, HKS! A dromas would have better odds of winning the festival than you ever will," while the scene fades to black, with Gorgo's joyous cackling and Mydei's embarrassed groan being the last thing to disappear.

HEAR ME OUT! I could be happy with this! It's a viable alternative! We can skip the death and despair, Hoyo, I promise!! I would accept this consolation prize; I could be content-- Hoyo w-where are you going, come back--

[xielianlover2]

Hua Cheng: You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you

Mu Qing, *after a moment*: ... I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence?

Hua Cheng, *smiling*: Nope

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

Galad (Murph): I went looking for the Widow. Moonshine (Emily): Did ya find her? I-- I equally want-- Galad: I didn't. Moonshine: D'y'know, the crazy thing is she killed my brother, so I'm also on a vengence quest for her. Beverly (Caldwell): Wait what? Hol--hold on! Murph: Roll a deception check. Emily: 13. Murph: He looks you up and down and says-- Galad: She's killed so many of my friends, I don't know why you would lie to me about her killing one of your friends! Just be truthful! Moonshine: I'm sorry. Honestly I have a crush on you and I was trying to impress you. Beverly: You know what? Actually-- Galad: That's okay-- Jake: Roll a deception check because that could not possibly be true. [Murph cackles.] Beverly: Actually I wanna try-- Emily: I got a 5. [Jake and Emily laugh.] Galad: I don't know how you're the only woman who doesn't have a crush on me, but I can tell that you're lying. Moonshine: I'm sorry, I'm really putting you through it tonight. Beverly: I wanna-- Jake: She likes the Crag. Galad: We all know who's responsible for this.

[uselessalexis165]

Quick things I made with the comic creator (176/?)

[in-tua-deep]

Now that I’m able to breathe again… Hmmm you know maybe being sick sometimes is okay. I have been more aware of keeping myself hydrated than I usually am. I’ve gotten to take lots of naps. I have binge read the entire murderbot diaries series that is now taking up the majority of my brain capacity. Kind of nice

[whatwooshkai]

Hot Rod drags himself to the door, rubbing at his optics. Who in Primus' name thinks it's a good idea to call on him in the middle of the primus-damned night? (Well, in their defense, Hot Rod was still up playing video games, so he's playing this up to be way more inconvenient than it actually is). Hot Rod yawns and slumps his spoiler, projecting annoyance and tiredness into his field. Hopefully whoever decided to bother him will take the hint and go away before he has to make them. "Why- what the fuck." Hot Rod's spoiler jumps back up immediately, because why the fuck is Soundwave the Decepticon second-in-command standing on his doorstep in the middle of the night, leaning heavily against the doorframe. He's holding a bottle of high grade in his other hand, and based on the haziness of his field, he's absolutely shitfaced. Why the fuck is Soundwave, the Decepticon second-in-command, absolutely shitfaced on my doorstep in the middle of the night?? "Soundwave-" Hot Rod starts, because holy shit he has so many questions. Soundwave raises his hand with the bottle to cut him off, but Hot Rod pushes the hand away. "Soundwave, what the hell are you doing here? How did you even get here? What if someone sees you-" "You make me feel things I don't understand," Soundwave interrupts, waving the bottle around. His voice is slurred and staticky, but it shocks Hot Rod into brief silence. "So I will express it through song." Hot Rod can't keep the horror out of his field when Soundwave's speakers start blasting a song in English, reverberating off the walls of the neighborhood. "IT'S TEARIN' UP MY HEART WHEN I'M WITH YOU-" "Holy shit, get inside right now-" Hot Rod grabs Soundwave's shoulders and drags him inside the house, slamming the door shut. Hopefully no one comes investigating, because Soundwave shows absolutely no intention of stopping the song, in fact, he clings onto Hot Rod tightly, who can feel the bass reverberate through his frame. "AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO I FEEL THE PAIN, WITH OR WITHOUT YOU-" "Please shut that off," Hot Rod begs, but Soundwave shakes his helm, dragging it across Hot Rod's chest. "No. Understand," he slurs, a beat of something unrecognizable going through his field. Hot Rod hisses a couple expletives through his clenched teeth, but lets his spoiler drop to its resting position. The worst part about this whole situation is that this isn't a new behavior for Soundwave. This aft has been blasting desperately romantic earth music at Hot Rod for weeks now. For example, the peace talks almost a month ago. Hot Rod had vouched for Soundwave. He'd said some rather nice things about the guy, and in response, Soundwave had, seemingly unintentionally, started blasting a sensual saxophone instrumental, which he had desperately tried to turn off. In the moment, it'd be absolutely hilarious and twice as confusing, but Hot Rod hadn't pressed or really thought anything of it. He sure as hell wishes he had now, though. "And no matter what I do I feel the pain, with or without you..."

just a thought. I think they deserved to be happy

[michelada12]

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

Movie where a guy takes care of a plant 🪴

[treepan0]

completely out of context from that secret wip I'm working on, Just August being petty August

[harospecimen]

I like to imagine Vera going "UGHHHHH" everytime Anna and Mabel kiss or interact like a couple

A very annoyed twig

[orions-beltloops]

Ted Lasso, Good Omens, and Our Flag Means Death all refer to God as She, and therefore, potentially all take place in the same universe. I am obsessed with the implications.

[mintjeru]

weeping... he is so beautiful...

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

[synoicus]

I was made to love you, and yet,

Inspired by this observation by a friend:

[grovylelover]

Walked into the local marriott and guess who was behind the front desk. yuuuuuuup. the immortal king of legend who vaporized so many people it permanently fucked up the timeline.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[jakemoogle]

This has to be the funniest and my favourite community note thus far on this stupid app