#is that umm a rich people's aesthetic????

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🥺🥺🥺 it's the plushie from before they are dating 🥺🥹😭

It's fun finding all those trinkets from previous cards/events

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IT GIRL ENERGY(Venus Nakshatras; Bharani, Purva Phalguni, Purva Asadha)

Blake Lively, Purva Phalguni Moon

I have noticed Venus Woman tend to have such a expensive aura like i swear Venus Woman were made for the rich girl aesthetic and what is said about Venus is it’s externally splendorous and inwardly corrosive so it reflects on Venus Woman’s extremely splendorous fashion choices and physiognomy yet they are very fierce washing away impurities and things that they do not deem very good for them which is a very good trait. They have a aura about them that is very standoffish like a model typa aura where you get intimidated just by them.

Bella Hadid, Purva Phalguni Moon & ASC

Venus Woman often present themselves very neatly(like a model) and interesting to note that Mars Woman(opposite to Venus Woman) are completely different from that and represent themselves as umm idk how to describe it but Amber Rose, Urfi Javed and Anncy Twinkle check them out if you wanna know how Mars Woman represent themselves. Ok tangent back to Venus Woman, Venus woman if not are the most hygienic woman of the planetary dominant woman and they care alot to represent themselves nicely but even when they aren’t they still have this natural beauty to them and it doesn’t seem crude and offensive.

Zendaya, Purva Phalguni Sun

“The “it girl” is usually the girl that everyone wants to be. She’s beautiful, stylish and instilled with je ne se quoi that completely draws people to her”

Wonyoung, Purva Phalguni Sun

Venus Woman are Girl’s Pretty, the type of pretty young girls aspire to be(It Girl) complete opposite to Mars Woman, Boy’s Pretty which is more sexual leaning

Song Ji Ah, Bharani Sun & Kylie Jenner, Purva Asadha ASC

Give them Venus Girls money, they will beautify themselves to their highest potential and will win everyone’s heart with their splendorous aura. Aphrodite’s little angels

Aaliyah Interlude, Bharani Sun

her famous song IT Girl

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𝑫𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 (𝑱𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒀𝒖𝒏𝒉𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒈 𝑾𝒐𝒐𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈) 𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅

𝙿𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙼𝚊𝚏𝚒𝚊/𝙳𝚒𝚕𝚏!𝙹𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚈𝚞𝚗𝚑𝚘 × 𝙴𝚡𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛! 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 (𝙵𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎) × 𝙼𝚊𝚏𝚒𝚊/𝙳𝚒𝚕𝚏! 𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚆𝚘𝚘𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐

𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚎: 𝚂𝚖𝚞𝚝, 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏, 𝙼𝚊𝚏𝚒𝚊 𝙰𝚄, 𝙳𝚒𝚕𝚏 𝙰𝚄

𝚂𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢: 𝙾𝚗 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗, 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚏𝚒𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛.

𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝: 𝟻.𝟹+𝙺

𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 𝙻𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚙 (𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜), 𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚑𝚘𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚎𝚡𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚓𝚘𝚋, 𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚕 (𝚏𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐), 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚍𝚎���𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚞𝚗𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚎𝚡 (𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗) 𝙳𝚘𝚖! 𝚈𝚞𝚗𝚑𝚘, 𝙳𝚘𝚖! 𝚆𝚘𝚘𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐, 𝚂𝚞𝚋! 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

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"Anything else we can get for our most valued regulars?"

The two men waved their hands dismissively at the friendly and energetic owner of the establishment, thanking her for the drinks that were already provided while assuring her they were perfectly content.

"Well if you shall need anything don't hesitate to ask." She reminded them before walking away to attend the other customers and see that everything in the club was running smoothly.

The two men held up their drinks and clinked them against each other before downing them as if it was mere water. Slumping back into the comfortable french style chaise lounge sofa, the shorter mafioso let out a soft and relaxed exhale of breath.

"Well I'd say the whole operation was an absolute success. Don't you agree Yunho?" He tilted his head towards the more impotent one of them, the male swirling the contents of his newly poured drink around his glass cup.

"Indeed. Well done Wooyoung." He raised his glass towards his friend in acknowledgement before bringing the rim of the cup up to his lips.

The two men briefly scanned the spacious hall, occasionally waving or even winking at the more familiar faces that they had become very much acquainted with, sometimes even on a more intimate level that remained a naughty secret between them. Being admirers of beauty and anything aesthetically appealing, they of course had their gazes on the stage that encompassed the majority of the room. Their eyes never failed to take in the gorgeous dancers that were currently moving their bodies to the music playing in the background, some of them showcasing their more erotic side through spins and turns on some of the poles that were placed at various corners of the stage. That sight was always a welcoming one by all the men who went inside the high class club.

"Damn. Who is that?" Wooyoung pointed in the direction of a certain dancer who had caught his attention.

Following his finger, Yunho widened his eyes when he saw who it was that Wooyoung had spotted. She was indeed very captivating. Her movements were very sensual and completely fluid, it was more than obvious her technique was precise. Even her hair seemed to dance along with her body. She'd effortlessly spin around the metal pole as if it was the most natural thing in the world for her. Although she was placed towards the back, she seemed to dominate the stage alone with her presence. She just exuded charisma and eroticism that no doubt had many of the males growing a little problem in their pants thanks to her, Wooyoung and Yunho being no exception. They became lost in the beautiful and fascinating female, falling her charms as if her dance hypnotized them.

It was Yunho who snapped himself out of it when he took a closer look at her face and felt like something was off.

"How old is she? She looks a little... too young." Despite having been involved in the criminal world for years, having seen and committed many illegal acts, Yunho was not tolerant of anything that involved the exploitation of individuals who were too young for such a life.

Realizing he was right, Wooyoung shifted uncomfortably in his seat and cleared his throat. Calling over one of the male waiters, Yunho had to inquire about her.

"What can you tell me about the pretty face right over there?"

Seeing who he was referring to, the male server chuckled.

"Oh. That's Y/N. She's new here, started a few weeks ago but she's already conquered a lot of admirers as you can tell."

Indeed, as they looked around, most men had their eyes trained on her, no doubt imagining what she'd look like if you removed the lace bustier top and butt hugging leather shorts.

"How old is she?" Yunho got to the point.

Understanding what he meant, the server quickly dismissed his fears.

"I don't know exactly but I know for sure she's very much an adult. I'd say very early 20's, although I get that with that innocent looking baby face many wouldn't believe it. Folks seem to dig that though. Angelic face, sinful body? No wonder men are lusting over her."

Glancing over at their respective friend, the two men shared a small smirk between each other before settling back down to continue admiring the pretty girl.

"If you bosses would like, we could arrange a private show with her for you." The male staff offered but Wooyoung shook his head.

"No no, I don't think that will be necessary."

But he found that his resolve would soon come crumbling down when the young female took notice of their gawking towards her. Although she had never seen them before, she enjoyed the way their eyes were raking her body. She made sure not to break eye contact with them as she performed her next set of moves, which became a lot more sultry and risque in nature. She purposefully bent down or over more so her ass and tits would be the main focus of their staring.

"Fuck. I'd love to bend that ass over my lap." Yunho bit down on his bottom lip as one hand slowly rubbed the top of his thigh when she sent a flirtatious wink his way.

"Then why don't we make it come true?"

Calling for the male staff's attention once more, Wooyoung pulled out a large bill and placed it on the empty tray he was holding.

"I think we're going to take you on that offer, that is if the lady doesn't mind."

The staff couldn't help but snort.

"Trust me, I don't think she would mind one bit."

Ushering them to follow him, the male staff led them through the crowd of people that were gathered at the main showroom and down one of the hallways. Wooyoung and Yunho were surprised when instead of taking them to the upstairs private rooms, their guide instead took them down stairs.

"We don't actually tell most people this but our best and most expensive private rooms are actually down here and not upstairs. We only reserve them for V.I.P guests. And there's a bonus.."

The male staff typed in a code into the keypad that kept the entrance to the room locked and opened it up for them to let themselves in.

"There's absolutely no cameras, no rules, and you don't have to worry about anyone hearing anything." The man slyly told them as he walked off and told them to enjoy themselves.

Looking around, indeed the room was even better than the upper ones they had often rented. Not only was it bigger, it had a full bar for them to enjoy, there were multiple couches and they even mounted a pole in the middle of the room. Lilac curtains were strategically placed around to decorate the room which looked marvelous against the blue LED lights that illuminated several parts of the room so everything inside would be clearly visible. They could even make out a faint scent of lavender and vanilla, no doubt infused with pheromones to further enhance sexual arousal.

"No rules he said.... perfect." Wooyoung grinned as he made himself comfortable on one of the couches.

"Just because there are no cameras doesn't mean you can behave as you like. Remember that she'll probably only be here to dance for us and nothing else." Yunho reminded him.

"Relax old man, you know I would never touch a woman without her consent. Lucky me, I'm still handsome .... and rich." Wooyoung laughed slightly as he pulled out a bundle of money from his pocket causing his friend to roll his eyes.

"And what makes you think that is going to entice the young lady to suck your dick? If anything, she'll prefer someone younger and not some... geezer." He poked fun at his friend who looked at him with an unamused face.

"Look who's talking boomer." He scoffed at him.

Both of the men put an end to their small bantering when the door suddenly opened and in came none other than the very object of their fantasies, her stiletto heels clicking against the marble floor. She eyed them up and down with a curious expression, the corners of her mouth curling up just subtly.

"Hello there beautiful." Wooyoung leaned back and took in her figure.

"Good evening gentlemen." She greeted them as she shifted her weight from leg to the other one, her hands placed on her hips respectively.

"Y/N is it?" Yunho inquired as he tried to keep a little more decorum and tried not to stare too much at her.

"Unless you'd prefer to call me something else." She grinned at them with a smoldering expression.

"I'd love to call you mine." Wooyoung put his thoughts out there for the other two occupants in the room to hear, shocking and embarrassing one while the other seemed delighted to hear him say that.

"Wooyoung! Control yourself." Yunho nudged him with his elbow, warning him not to try anything stupid or foolish.

"And tell me then handsome, just how do you want me?"

Both men whipped their heads at her question, wondering if they heard her right.

"Umm- excuse me?" Yunho wanted her to clarify what she meant.

The young dancer took slow and careful steps closer to them, beginning to round the table that stood in between her and the couch they were seated in.

"On my knees, on all fours, against the wall, or laying down, just tell me what position you want me in." She was completely unafraid as she now carefully sat on the table right in front of them, spreading her legs just a little bit, daring them not to gaze in between them which they both ultimately failed in doing.

She was driving them crazy, making them lose every last bit of self control they had. And the way she'd innocently bat her eyelashes at them was not helping their case, it only served to fuel their growing lust for her even more. Wooyoung was about to speak up, but Yunho of course stopped him.

"No-no honey. We just wanted you to keep us some company." He wanted to slap himself for sounding so old fashioned.

Y/N tilted her head at his explanation.

"Keep you company? You mean like this?"

Not expecting her to get up and suddenly straddle his lap, Yunho's eyes shot wide open when her chest was practically pressing against his face. Y/N gently caressed the hair around his temples, not so subtly grinding herself on his tent that was hardening even further. His friend next to him was equally surprised and jealous that it wasn't his lap that the young lady chose to situate herself on.

"Is this what you wanted?"

When Yunho shifted under her and stammered out an incoherent babble of words, Y/N took hold of his hands and placed them on her hips.

"It's ok baby. You can touch me if you want. I don't mind." She encouraged him with a sweet smile on her face.

"I'm not sure I want to..." As soon as he said that, he regretted his words especially after seeing the disheartened look on Y/N's pretty face.

"Well I know for a fact I do so give her to me if you don't want her."

She let out a squeal when she was suddenly pulled of Yunho's lap and instead perched upon one of Wooyoung's strong and muscular thighs. He couldn't stop smiling as his hands rubbed against the sides of her waist.

"So tell me what's a gorgeous and young lady such as yourself doing in a place like this?" He was genuinely curious as to why someone like her would seek out work as an exotic dancer.

"Well it definitely brings in a lot of money, but I'm not going to deny that I do enjoy the attention and stares of some of the patrons like to give me." She answered, her hand reaching over to loosen up the tie around his neck.

"Oh, so you like being a little exhibitionist?" Wooyoung wiggled his eyebrows at her.

"God yes! But my ex boyfriend wasn't a fan of my occupation, hence why he left." She let out a tiny huff at the information.

"Well if you ask him he's an idiot for that. I know if I had a sexy girl like you, I wouldn't mind showing her off a little. Let others admire her like the goddess she is."

As he said those words to her, Wooyoung's fingers slowly peeled the straps of her top off her shoulders, his tips tracing along the outline of her collarbone. Y/N didn't budge when she felt Wooyoung's lips kiss across her shoulder and the side of her neck, she merely tilted her head to the opposite side so it would give him more access to suckle along her smooth skin. Yunho watched all of this with an aching hard on and clenched fist as he realized it could have been him in Wooyoung's position at that moment.

"Truthfully I don't miss him, he was very controlling anyways, but I gotta say...." She bit down on her lip, a bit unsure about continuing her sentence.

"It's ok baby. You can tell us anything you want." Wooyoung assured her as his teeth tugged at her earlobe.

Sucking in a breath she didn't know she was holding, Y/N spilled her secret out.

"I've just been a lot more horny ever since I started this job and I don't have anyone to fuck me like a slut. God I just want a big, fat cock to tear my pussy apart."

Both men looked at each other and exchanged a few suspicious glances before returning their attention back on the girl on Wooyoung's lap.

"Are you horny right now darling?" He asked her as his hand came to the front of her top and started undoing the buttons that ran through the middle.

"If I say yes, will one of you fuck me?" She turned her head to look at Yunho, not wanting him to feel left out. Her hand even reached over so it could brush along the tent in his pants, which he welcomed graciously and even allowed her to palm his hard on as she pleased.

"Oh honey, if you want, we'll both fuck you." Yunho finally spoke up after a long time of staying silent, scooting his body closer to her.

"Please do." She begged them, eyes looking like a pitiful little pup.

Undoing the last button, Wooyoung peeled the top off her, both men releasing groans when her breasts came into view. They looked so soft and smooth and it took everything in them not to take one in each of their mouths and devour them. Getting off of Wooyoung's thigh so she could sit right in between both men, Y/N took one of their hands and set them right on her mounds.

"Touch me, please. I want your guys' hands all over me."

Each one of the men began to squeeze at her tits, Wooyoung opting for a more rough approach, even pinching at her nipples, while Yunho took his time in massaging her flesh, thumb rubbing circles on her hardened peak. Y/N was already loving the two opposite dynamics both men were giving her, it was exactly what she'd been craving in a long time. She threw her head back when Wooyoung stooped down to take the breast he was currently toying with into his mouth, teeth tugging at her tiny bud. She was releasing heavy breaths as he continued to suck at her tender skin, eyes closing as she began to get lost in the pleasure. She nearly whined when she felt Yunho take his hand off her breast, but it was caught in his mouth since he moved his hand from her chest so it could cup her chin. Tilting it towards him, he began to kiss her hungrily. She gratefully welcomed the intrusion of his tongue in her mouth, letting it slither inside of it, taking complete control of her.

Taking advantage of his friend moving his hand away, Wooyoung moved so he was sitting right in front of her. Y/N pryed her legs open so he could be easily accommodated between her body. He moved his mouth to latch onto her other breast, giving it the special attention its twin had already received. He became a little harsher as he began to plaster marks on the underside of her boob and on the top of them. Each time he sank his canines down onto her skin, Y/N would emit a semi pained whimper that was muffled by Yunho's tongue as it swirled against her own wet muscle. Moving further south, Wooyoung began dragging his tongue down her sternum until it reached her belly button. Coming face to face with her leather shorts, Wooyoung grabbed the sides of the fabric before swiftly pulling it down her legs. Y/N shuddered when a small waft of cool air breezed over her wet heat.

"Fucking hell, what a nice and wet pussy you have little lady." Wooyoung stared in amazing at her shining folds that were inviting him to dive in and feast upon their sweet juices.

Pulling away so he could glimpse down at the lady's intimate place, Yunho moaned deeply when he saw what his friend was looking at.

"Fuck we've barely done anything and you're already this wet for us? You flatter us baby." He chuckled as he went back in to continue their makeout session.

Wooyoung's fingers slid around her folds, teasing her as they grazed over her slit, always stopping before they touched her clit. Y/N was yearning to be touched and she did not appreciate the older man's teasing. Yunho of course noticed since her needy whining was being spilled into his mouth.

"Is that a promise?" Wooyoung challenged.

"Wooyoung stop making her wait and eat her out before I shove you to the ground and I finger her cunt until she's squirting all over your face." He warned in between kisses.

Pulling back with a snarl, Yunho stared menacingly at his friend.

"Fucking eat her pussy or I'll get my men to hold you down and make you watch as I fuck her."

Shrugging off Yunho's threat, Wooyoung latched his mouth onto the young female's mound and started fucking it with his tongue. Y/N couldn't help but gasp as Wooyoung's skillful and experienced tongue swirled and sucked along her folds. He made sure to focus most of his attention on her clit, nibbling down on it while making sure he didn't accidentally grazed his teeth onto them.

"You like the way Wooyoung is eating you out baby?" Yunho asked as his large hands cupped your breasts once more, squishing them together as his thumbs toyed with your nipples.

"Yes! Shit! He's amazing!" She gasped out when he gave her a particularly long suck to thank her for her praises, a cocky grin forming.

"Heard that Woo? The little lady is enjoying it." Yunho gushed as he brought one breast up to place kisses on it.

Wooyoung responded with a moan against her pussy, his hands spreading her legs as far as they could go so he could lap reach every inch of flesh with his tongue. He left no place untouched as he practically smothered his face into her juicy core. Y/N's body started to tremble as she felt herself being thrown over the precipice. Yunho kept holding onto her as she began cumming on Wooyoung's face.

"Fuck- oh shit!" She cursed with scrunched eyes as an intense orgasm took over her senses.

Wooyoung didn't detach his mouth from her core until he made certain that she had released all the juices she possibly could, which ultimately ended up swallowed by him since he could not leave a drop to waste. When Y/N came to her senses, she still felt as if she was in a permanent high.

"I've never came from someone eating my pussy out. That was the first time anyone has made me orgasm from one." She admitted rather shyly.

"That's probably because you've only had amateur assholes perform oral on you honey. I've got years of experience. I know what a girl wants when she's getting her sweet pussy eaten out." Wooyoung boasted as he sat down next to her.

"Well I think it's only fair I show my gratitude to you both right?"

Sliding off the couch, Y/N got on her knees and beckoned the men to stand at each of her sides. Lifting her hands up, she began to palm their clothed cocks. She could only imagine how big they were since they already felt pretty packed even in their confinement. Although it was a little hard doing it with one hand, she managed to unzip both of their pants and slowly dragged them down their thighs until she was blessed by the sight of their mature cocks springing forward, fully erect and waiting for her to touch them. Her mouth was agape as she took one in each hand and began pumping them.

"God you're both so big."

Both men let out small laughs at her reaction.

"What? Never seen cocks like ours before baby?" Wooyoung asked.

"Not in person and I've always wanted to be fucked by sizes like yours."

Her hand continued to stroke their lengths. She even went as far as to spit on both of them so it would be easier to glide her hand along their shaft. Although Yunho was definitely the bigger of the two, packing a monster sized cock, Wooyoung was also pretty endowed and she had no doubt that with his cocky attitude he definitely knew how to use his dick in the best way possible. She couldn't help herself and actually brought both of their tips to her mouth. Her tongue alternated between licking Wooyoung's head before giving attention to Yunho's, both of them hissing when they felt her tongue on them. Y/N did not shy away from even slurping one both of them at the same time, opening her mouth as much as it could to fit their heads inside and sucking them in.

"Oh shit! You're such a dirty little girl." Yunho muttered out as his hand came down to pet the top of her head.

"Tell me are you always such a whore for your other customers?" Wooyoung's tone had a slight hint of jealousy at the thought of someone else getting the special treatment they were getting.

"Hmmm no. None of the other people have ever interested me. You guys are the first that made me wanna get a little naughty." She confessed with an innocent smile before taking each of their balls and giving them a few harsh sucks, coating them generously with her saliva. Although it was more than arousing having their young companion jerk them off simultaneously, even giving their slits a couple licks every now and then, the men knew they wanted a little more. They wanted to corrupt the woman in front of them and make a mess all over her.

"You wanna get even more naughty baby?" Yunho's voice dropped down 2 tones as he began taking his shirt off, Wooyoung following suit.

"Yes." She looked between one of the men and then to the other, nearly drooling when she saw their fit abs come into her view.

Lifting her up, Yunho effortlessly sat her back down on the couch.

"Want us to fuck you?" He continued to ask as he and his friend finished stripping themselves out of their clothes.

"Yes! Please fuck me." She encouraged, beckoning them over as she got on all fours for them.

"Well I don't know about you, but I really wanna see what that pretty mouth of hers does, especially after getting a sneak peak." Stepping over to her face, Wooyoung rubbed the tip of his cock along the top of her lip.

Y/N giggled as she took Wooyoung's length in one of her hands once more, pressing kisses along his head. She was so distracted in playing around and teasing Wooyoung that she didn't notice Yunho had placed himself right behind until she felt his bulge rubbing along her ass cheeks.

"I hope you don't mind sweetheart, but I wasn't expecting to get so lucky to be able to fuck a pretty girl such as yourself tonight so I'm afraid I brought no condoms...."

Y/N gasped when she felt a long finger insert itself into her ass.

"So I'm going to have to settle for fucking this other hole of yours." He circled his finger around her hole to further stretch her out, eventually adding a second finger inside her.

"If that's all right with you of course."

Y/N responded with a moan and pushed her butt further back so his fingers could sink deeper in her.

"I'd say it's more than ok with her. Look at how desperate she looks." Wooyoung lightly giggled, tapping the head of his cock against both of her cheeks.

"Open up."

Following his orders, Y/N allowed him to slip himself into her warm and wet mouth, unable to help but groan when he pushed half of his length in.

"What's wrong baby? Can't fit all of me inside?"

Taking it as a challenge, Y/N hollowed her cheeks even further and pushed herself forward until her nose pressed against his pubic bone. Although she choked slightly when she felt him hit the back of her throat, she was still able to swirl her tongue around him and properly accommodate him.

"For someone so young, you sure do seem to have a lot of experience." Wooyoung pointed out as his hands gently caressed her stuffed cheeks.

"That's cause she's nothing but a whore."

Y/N clenched around nothing as she heard Yunho's degradation, humming against Wooyoung's length as she felt his long fingers collect some of her slick and used it as a makeshift lube to spread around her asshole. Making sure she was all prepped and properly stretched out, Yunho took his sizeable dick and very slowly pushed himself into her ass, wanting to savor how her tightness hugged every inch of him. His head was thrown back when he stuffed her ass full of his cock, nails digging into her cheeks as he held back the urge to ram himself brutally and tear her ass up. When he did not move for a few seconds, Y/N grew impatient and pulled herself off him only to stuff him back inside.

"Don't make our pretty baby wait by being gentle Yunho. Can't you see she's desperate to have you break her apart?" Wooyoung smirked as pulled out of her mouth only to force himself back in, holding her head in place before releasing her. Y/N gagged around his cock, a tiny slick of drool falling out of the corners of her mouth.

"Is that what you want? Want us to be rough with you?"

Yunho got a response in the form of a moan around Wooyoung's dick and a tightening around his own cock .

"Ok shit! Yunho you better start fucking her cause I can't hold back anymore."

Not caring to wait and see if his friend would follow his instructions, Wooyoung gripped the back of Y/N's head and started bucking his hips into her mouth. Garbled noises that were muffled by Wooyoung's intrusion were spilling forth out of her, which were further intensified in range when the male behind her likewise started moving.

"Oh shit! You're so tight, you feel amazing little lady." Yunho praised as he slammed his hips onto her ass, watching it smack against his skin and wiggle every time he pounded back into her.

Y/N whimpered when one of Yunho's hands snaked in between her thighs and began to rub circles around her clit, further boosting the feeling they were giving her. With one of them fucking her face and the other one ramming into her ass, she felt so full and stuffed to the brim and she absolutely loved it.

"You enjoying this honey? Are you enjoying as two older men use you as their fuck toy?" Wooyoung's question was met by a loud vibration of her whimpers around him, his cock twitching at the feeling.

"Of course she's enjoying it. She loves getting used and treated as nothing more than a cum bucket." Yunho groaned in a raspy voice. His fingers which were moving earnestly around her bundle of nerves moved to strike them, making their recipient shudder when more stinging slaps were placed on her mound.

Tears of pleasure were rolling down Y/N's eyes as she was being fucked past her limit by the older and dangerous criminals. Never in her life did she actually believe such men like them would fulfill one of her deepest fantasies, yet here she was, gurgling and swallowing around one huge dick while her ass was getting torn apart by an even bigger cock. Not to mention Yunho was making sure she'd be tipped over the edge again as he worked his fingers on her clit, alternating between rubbing harshly against it before slapping it once more. During one of these hard smacks, she began crying out as her body began spasming and bursting out in pleasure, her juices spilling out of her.

"Oh fuck! She's cumming already." Wooyoung's words were becoming more slurred as he felt his own high fast approaching.

"I know. I'm gonna cum-" Yunho grunted as he plunged himself faster in her, his low and deep moans mixing with Wooyoung's higher pitched ones as both men used their pretty dirty dancer to push themselves over the edge, their relentless pace only helping to elongate the orgasm the girl under them was having.

"Fuck! Fuck!" Pulling out with a hiss, Yunho wrapped his hand around his cock and pumped himself furiously until white spurts of cum were being plastered all over her ass cheeks. He didn't stop until he made sure to paint her butt with all the cum he had to give.

Meanwhile, Wooyoung held her head in place as he fucked his own cum down her throat.

"Swallow it all you dirty whore. I don't want you spilling out a single drop. Got it?" He ordered as he spilled his seed into her mouth, which Y/N promptly swallowed as he said to. She kept eye contact throughout the entire process of having him rut his hips against her face, his mouth agape and blurting out swear after swear as he emptied himself in her mouth.

A popping sound was made when he pulled out of her, saliva plastered all over her lips which were red and swollen after the rough treatment they were put through. Both men slumped down on the couch to catch their breath and collect their senses. Yunho was the first one to gain his energy back and began to look for something to clean up, luckily finding a few hand towels near the mini bar. Coming back over where the other two occupants were, he began wiping off the leftover cum on Y/N's ass.

"You doing ok babe?" Yunho wanted to make sure.

"I'm doing wonderful, thank you." She giggled when Yunho pressed a light slap on her ass at her response.

After making sure to clean up properly, Yunho and Wooyoung gathered their clothes and began dressing themselves again while the exotic dancer simply sat there and watched them, lip poked out in a pensive thought.

"Will I see you guys some other night?"

Yunho and Wooyoung looked back and forth between each other and at her.

"Do you wanna see us again?" Wooyoung asked, his hopes getting up.

Y/N smiled at him.

"Of course I do. Just be sure to bring condoms next time. I'd really love to feel you both destroy my pussy next time."

The men chuckled at her bold words.

"Oh baby, it'll be our pleasure."

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[mirrinbelde-shitposts]

Heyyy!

Here fr d game!

Umm im guessing ur an pisces mercury*hehe jst types wht comes to mind at 1st

Also i wont mind if u post it publicly or send me privately

Here is my birthchart(tropical)

Lawl SUSPENSE..Hehe

Anw Have a great day/night ahead🤍🥂

Guessing was fun tho..evn if i guessed wrng one💀🤣

Hey!! You did guess wrong, sorry about that xd but it's oki, don't worry about it! Have a good day too ^^

Welcome to your reading. Please remember to send feedback.

First impressions when looking at your chart: you don't have a lot of aspects, but a lot of them are exact: that wedge patter between Saturn, Venus and Mercury is very exact; you have an even distribution of planets among the signs and the houses; also, the angles (except IC) all conjunct planets or points

SUN IN AQUARIUS

As an Aquarius, you are quirky, aloof, dreamy and humanist. People may think you're awkward and detached, which is probably true for you since your Sun is at 0º of Aquarius. Your originality and uniqueness are probably the things you love about yourself the most. Your mind is also quite agile, which allows you to fulfil your dreams. Nevertheless, we cannot ignore the fact that the Sun is in Detriment in the sign of Aquarius. This means that the Sun can struggle here, making you feel confused as to who you are and how you can express yourself. You very much value your independence and your rebelliousness. However, you can be stubborn to a fault when it comes to your thoughts and opinions.

SUN IN THE 7TH HOUSE

The Sun in the house of Libra shows that you really enjoy socializing and that's also where you shine the most brightly. The Venusian influence gives you charm and elegance, which cause people to flock to you. Also, you may show your true colours in relationships, particularly romantic ones. Having someone close to you will allow you to achieve a better understanding of yourself. You do well when it comes to working with others; this placement helps the detached, independent Aquarius Sun to be more sociable and better appreciate others. Also, the Venus influence can make people look up to you and see themselves in you, something that doesn't really happen with Aquarius Suns in generally. You may do well in associations or organizations because you have a need to be in society.

MOON IN CAPRICORN

Once again, you have a planet in Detriment. Capricorn, the sign of Saturn, struggles to feel and voice the emotions they experience. Therefore, it is natural that the Moon finds this sign difficult. You think too much. Perhaps you had a complicated relationship with your mother, which may have caused you to repress your emotions. Capricorn placements, in general, tend to grow up and mature quite early, which leads to unhealthy coping mechanisms; you had to raise your walls up high, so you struggle to let anyone in. You may also be socially awkward. At the same time, you may seek validation from society, which is one of the things that may give you that emotional security that you deeply seek. You should work on letting your guard down; emotions are not the enemy, it's okay to feel what you feel. Let out your inner child once in a while.

MOON IN THE 6TH HOUSE

Here, the Moon is in the house of Virgo (but lying almost on top of the Descendant). There is a strong connection between body and mind. You seek emotional safety through your work and other acts of service; you want to be useful to people and to spend your time wisely. You may be a workaholic. Your routines are very important to you; you can get distraught if someone messes with your daily habits. Your health may be a concern to you, but since your Moon is harmoniously aspected, I'd say you're generally healthy. Nevertheless, watch for any hereditary diseases or problems with food or alcohol. The square with Mars suggests to me that you can quickly let out your anxieties. You like discipline, organization and cleanness; you are determined in the pursuit of your goals. You may have a vocation to work directly with people. Your moods may change quickly.

MERCURY IN CAPRICORN

With Mercury in Capricorn, you speak in a very structured, pondered way. You are very analytical and it shows in the way you communicate. You're a realist, but people may think you're more pessimistic. You definitely tend to be pessimistic at times, as well as distrustful and sceptical. You like to research, to gather information before speaking. You're concrete in your thinking, logical and organized. You take your time to make decisions; you weigh all the pros and cons carefully. Probably not the one to daydream or have many fantasies; you prefer the realistic and achievable. Although you're mostly serious, you can be playful sometimes.

MERCURY IN THE 6TH HOUSE

Capricorn Mercury is similar to Mercury in the house of Virgo. You are probably a perfectionist person, determined and organized. You analyse everything, yourself and your emotions included. You're very critical, especially of yourself. You hold everyone to high standards; once again, yourself the most. Like Capricorn Mercury, you can have pessimistic tendencies. You probably repress your feelings and rationalize them instead. Additionally, your knowledge can progress through daily life experiences and through your body. You should practice meditation and mindfulness because your anxiety and stress may have a direct effect on your bodily health.

VENUS IN PISCES

Venus is exalted in Pisces. This sign is intuitive, empathetic and emotional, which are traits that Venus likes. You feel everything and negative energies really get to you, so it's important that you find a partner that gives you emotional stability. You make a good lover, for you are caring and sensitive to people's needs, especially your partner's. Venus here gives you ethereal, alluring vibes. You can seem almost magical to people. You can be very protective of those you love, selfless; you can even sacrifice yourself for them. You're a daydreamer, you live in your own fantasy world. You have great aesthetic taste and you're quite romantic. However, be careful not to be taken advantage of; your too-good nature can land you someone whose intentions are far from the best.

VENUS IN THE 8TH HOUSE

Venus here acquires some Scorpio traits, namely the need to get a deep connection with someone. You are a person of extremes, not of middle-terms. In this sense, you can get effortlessly get people to open up to you, to tell you their deepest, darkest secrets. Since the (H also rules other people's money, you may get rich through an inheritance or a good marriage. Also, people may trust you with their money. In love, too, they aspire to learn everything about their partner. You seek transformative relationships, ones that will allow you to experience a different range of emotions, another dimension, even. Casual relationships are probably not your thing. You can get too controlling and dominating, so beware of that. Also, financial security is important to you; you may even have a job that has directly to do with money.

ARIES MARS

Here, Mars is in its rulership. You are quite reckless and impulsive in your actions. You like to be the first, to be the pioneer (much like Aries is the first sign of the Zodiac). You have a knack for leadership and people tend to be happy to follow your lead. You are quite competitive in just about everything; you can have a sour loser. You are quick to get mad, but after you explode, your anger will be gone in an instant. You are great at achieving goals because Mars helps you to stay motivated and determined; you are quite persistent and usually get what you want. You can also work well under pressure. Laziness is not in your blood. Your independence is quite important to you, as are your opinions. You can be quite stubborn and difficult to argue with, simply due to your relentlessness.

MARS IN THE 9TH HOUSE

Your Mars is in the house of Sagittarius. This placement allows you to acquire the necessary willpower for the journey to the expansion of knowledge and discovery. Your actions should help you with the acquisition of further knowledge, as well as ideas and strengthening your freedom. This placement goes against the need of routine imposed by your 6th house placements; Mars here wants you to get out there, be free, have fun, think about life, yourself and the universe. You have strong morals and philosophical ways. This placement may make you strongly seek, hunt, even, the truth of the fundamental questions. On another note, you can develop an attraction to foreign people and may wish to move away from home swiftly and without hesitation. This can be abroad too.

JUPITER IN VIRGO

Jupiter is in Detriment in Virgo. Whilst Jupiter is all about philosophy, the higher mysteries and expansion, Virgo seeks for the concrete, for what it knows, for the logical and rational. Therefore, this placement requires work. You are sceptical, you need to think and analyse everything before you come to a conclusion. Growth is achieved through responsibilities and being useful to others. A bit of idealism would be good, Jupiter struggles in Earth signs. You may think that you know more than you actually do, that you see the bigger picture when that is not true. Be careful not to grow an ego. Your beliefs will be challenged in this lifetime. You have a desire to help people, and in relationships too you want to do everything in your power to aid your partner.

JUPITER IN THE 2ND HOUSE

This placement generally brings good luck when it comes to money and other worldly possessions. You may also like to spend money, more on your loved ones than on yourself. You may be big into giving gifts. In order to reach that emotional security, you may wish to surround yourself with material items that, to you, hold great value and importance. Once you understand how better to acquire that stability, you may become rather generous with your money. You want a comfortable lifestyle. Like Venus in the 8th house, you may be good at managing your possessions, thus causing others to go to you for financial advice. You may not show it, but you have strong philosophical convictions, which may prove to be impossible to change.

SATURN IN CANCER

Saturn is in Detriment here, which makes it four planets in Detriment in your chart. You may feel a strong need for emotional safety, which could manifest as a fear of abandonment. There may also be some emotional blockages present that you struggle to overcome. Saturn retrograde, being the planet of Karma, may difficult your mission in life. You could be stuck on an unresolved trauma from a past life. This may be represented by a figure of authority in this life, perhaps your father. Instead of attempting to reconcile your past, try to accept the world changing around you. You may be too afraid to venture into the world and to open your heart; accept that it is part of life. Find people that give you that security, but don’t pour out your entire soul to them; find a balance. Not everything can be kept in our hearts, but not everything should be shared, either.

SATURN IN THE 12TH HOUSE

This is quite a strong and powerful placement: you have the planet of karma in the most karmic house. Also, according to Hellenistic Astrology, Saturn has its joy in the 12th house. You may be afraid to mess with the subconscious because your emotions may overtake you. Saturn is related to blockages and yours may be due to paranoia, which is characteristic of Neptune and Pisces. You may repress parts of yourself that you are not happy about, which makes you feel better, but, at the same time, paranoia can set in and make you wonder if that is the right thing to do. That aside, you may also struggle with poor self-esteem and doubts about yourself and life. There can be problems of guilt of some sort, perhaps even related to your life itself. It is very vague, but my thoughts about this placement are, in short, that, from birth, there have been deep traumas within you that have blocked your inner peace. What does are, I do not know. ⬛️

[lolothesilly]

*kicking door down* 001 for the kirby series gogogo :)

THANK UUUU

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character: META KNIGHT..... he's been my blorbo since i was a little kid i LOVE that stupid gay orb 🥰🥰🥰 i also really like Escargon and Fumu from the anime!!! honestly most kirby characters are very comforting to me :D

Least Favorite character: ummmm H/altm/ann tbh 😩 he just gives me bad vibes. like "rich older white man who screams at mcdonalds employees" vibes. im not a fan of s/usie either but i appreciate her aesthetic and she can be pretty funny in fan works. (censoring names so it hopefully doesnt pop up in their tags)

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): hehehe ok so. i have so much metadede brainrot its not even funny. so thats my number one. i think the other four would be.... kirby/prince fluff (kirfluff), galacta/hyness (galyness), captain vul/sir arthur (vulthur), and uhh maybe fumu/adeleine ?? (adefumu ???) idk if that last one is a thing but i think itd be cute!! either that or DMK/daroach (darkroach) :)

Character I find most attractive: umm uhh uh.... daroach??? maybe??? or meta knight or galacta or escargon or dedede.... can u tell im vincian lol

Character I would marry: escargon 🥺 i just think he's neat 💖

Character I would be best friends with: meta knight!!! i also think he's neat :) also hyness

a random thought: uhhhhh idk what to put here lololol maybe like.... i headcanon that meta and kirby are both autistic 💖

An unpopular opinion: hmmmm well i dont think d/amet/ameta is the spawn of satan which ive been told is a pretty unpopular opinion among some parts of the fandom lol? like i respect if people arent into it or arent comfortable with it but some of the vitriol i see around it is pretty baffling imo. theyre literally not related so there's really no moral high ground involved. its ok to just not like a ship? idk

My Canon OTP: metadede is probably the closest thing to a canon ship we're ever gonna get from this series which is fair enough

My Non-canon OTP: kind of covered this in "5 fave ships" but. metadede lol >w<

Most Badass Character: DMK tbh :) hes just a cool guy

Most Epic Villain: hmmmm i think............. its hard to think of most kirby villains as "epic" bc most of them are either cosmic forces with little personality, or absolute scrunklies. so i guess star dream?

Pairing I am not a fan of: m/etas/usie lol. just makes me uncomfy 🤷‍♂️

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): DEDEDE IN THE ANIME SPECIFICALLY!!!!!!!! I CRY ABOUT THE WASTED POTENTIAL!!!!!!!!

Favourite Friendship: kirby and everyone :) haha for real though uhhh probably either meta & dedede (i love their partnership regardless of whether its portrayed as romantic or not) orrr kirby & bandee !!! or kirby and prince fluff. or kirby and fumu. or kirby and marx? kirby and dedede?? kirby and meta knight??? kirby and adeleine and ribbon?????? this gumball is full of SO much friendship yall

Character I most identify with: i literally kin meta knight 🥰

Character I wish I could be: hmmm idk tbh? daroach maybe bc hes so confident??

[yaboyspodcastpalace]

For the character asks: Jon, Peter Lukas, Annabelle Cane? (giving multiple suggestions so you can pick one in case you get the same character twice in different asks)

very kind of you to assume i get many asks :') THANKS ill do all of them u_u

[Send me a character and i'll tell you...]

(under the cut bc i love talking and this got long lmao)

Jon

First impression

he's a uptight prick with obvious favoritism for sasha and tim and i love him so! much!!!!!!

Impression now

my poor little mew mew hm................I've got a complicated relationship w/ jon bc i love him a lot, but i loved s1 him the most, and literally everything else just makes me really, brutally, sad ;_; The way he tries so desperately to cling to his humanity and how other characters just call him by the title imposed to him makes me wanna cry

...also he just cares so much ;_; i cry

Favorite moment

probably his interactions with georgie at the beginning of season 3!!! From s5 id say when he killed not!sasha, it felt vindictive ù_ú

Idea for a story

Dhfhdh im p basic when it comes to him ngl, either jon/tim/sasha friends to lovers or jon and desolation!tim or *something*!sasha trying to stay as human as possible, together 😔 (or just any of them living and coping together in s4 n s5)

Unpopular opinion

Im just not a fan of monster jon, at all! He's not the type of character that i enjoy seeing having a corruption arc unfortunately!! It just hurts!!! (and this Is from someone that Loves corruption arcs!!!)

Also i really hate moth jon imagery??? For not particular reason, moths are pretty, but i still hate it u_u AND THE ASSOCIATION OF GREEN W/ JON (or the beholding in general!) I CANNOT STAND IT!! i know its bc of the tma logo but guess what! Its wrong! Purple jon rights!!!

ALSO ALSO the so called pining he had for martin just.... didnt felt like that at all! i have Many feelings abt this!

Favorite relationship

either georgie in s3, or sasha!!! i love how he always praises sasha in her research in s1 and even thought he's at his driest & sharp Trying-To-Project-Professionalism-And-Skepticism she still rolls into his office, interrupts him mid statement to banter w/ him abt pronunciation n stuff and its just Normal, like that speaks volumes of how comfortable they felt around each other! they were friends gdi! the moment he realizes she died and then everytime the not!them mocks him w/ her death makes me wanna break smth q_q

im not even gonna mention tim bc even though i love their relationship It 👏 makes me👏 very 👏 sad 👏

non shippy and also staying strictly canon, i love his relationship with melanie!

Favorite headcanon

sometimes i think abt that one hc that hes really good with arcade games bc he lived near the coast and i smile bc thats cute :) also hes a trans man 💙💗🤍💗💙

Peter

First impression

Mystery evil captain man!!! Fog?? I LOVE him :)

Impression now

I STILL LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! Hes an asshole and has a lovely voice and smile and hes not, hes not Dumb but also he's far from the whooooa evil lonely influence he think he is (played like a cheap fiddle). He also makes me sad in ways i cannot and wont describe, and its a shame that he died cuz he was the best part of season 4 😔 rip you beautiful bastard man i still miss you </3

Favorite moment

"It has blood on it" "thats Leitner's too :D". Also when martin was angry abt idk, breekon? Jon going into the coffin? Cant remember, but peter was like I said id protect the institute, that guys not my problem ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Idea for a story

dfgdfg i have..... a petermart story that dealt with the different flavor of loneliness they both had, half smut half genuine meta of both of them and theorization on the branching of an Entity & how their powers manifested in other people...

basically, peter thinks hes hot shit when it comes to loneliness but gets overwhelmed when martin accidentally projects his feelings abt *fic's plot stuff* on him, its fun stuff!

Unpopular opinion

people either paint him like an absolute devil or an incompetent idiot and hes neither of them! hes an asshole who loves being an asshole but far from the worst monster in the show and he tried to do a clever scheme TWICE on his life and 1. while it was established that any of the rituals wouldnt work singularly the Silence was still a pretty clever attempt if it weren't for gertrude! and 2. well... he tried to manipulate someone petty and formerly supposed to be a web avatar, again not his fault, cant call him stupid for trying dfgdfg

i Do think hes kinda pathetic in some sense considering his backstory, but more out of personal pity than anything else

Favorite relationship

Canonically speaking him and martin! The pull and push of them was The best thing about season 4! Peter being a quite dangerous avatar and martin, beautiful and scared and kinda feisty, confronting him every chance he gets, peter doing his best to manipulate him and martin letting him believe hes succeeding (even thought, he is, partly). They're fascinating characters to have side by side

Favorite headcanon

Partly canonically speaking him and mikaele salesa :) they do bets together! They're lonely sea men! What else could you possibly want?

Also non shippy i like thinking abt peter's and simon's relationship but thats entirely non canon ♡

Diversity wins! The heir of the lonely is a gay man!

Also I think as every rich household(?) the lukases had many paintings and peter as a kid saw the ones w/ sailing ships and imagined sailing far far away from his family. That and seaman aesthetic fucks, which is why he always has the same vibe going on as an adult. He does Not know half of the things he'd need to know to have a ship though but hey he's rich and thats all he needs

Annabelle

First impression

thats a horrible psychological experiment they're making there D:

Impression now

THATS STILL A HORRIBLE EXPERIMENT AND ANNABELLE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER............. idk! she makes me sad in the same way jon (and to a degree, peter) does! to be a living puppet for the thing that traumatized you as a kid and that later kinda killed you / is the only thing keeping you alive, to be devoted to it scrambling to believe in a higher reason for all of it to happen bc to believe otherwise is............. anyway. i love her, and i feel so so sorry for her

Favorite moment

her "maybe ive never been to the beach" at the end of ehr statement (that i fully believe its bullshit but, yknow, i love that she adds that), most of her convos with martin, her "i told you this might happen" "you did, you did" with mikaele

Idea for a story

i think a lot about her having conversations w/ either mikaele (platonically) or sasha (shippy) and their different points of views and treat with her making her doubt the web a bit

Unpopular opinion

listen, listen, i know it sounds like im woobifying her i Know it but reading the scraps of her story how can i Not feel sorry for her? when the story framed her very similar to jon? the supernatural childhood encounter that gave them arachnophobia and the subsequential joining with an Entity against her will? the fact that both the story and the fans treat her like a spider woman always sat very very bad to me, and the fact that the story itself always framed her like a villain (considering All The Other Characters that get the benefit of the doubt) was extremely disappointing

Favorite relationship

her and mikaele!!!!!!! wish we could have seen more scenes of just the two of them!!!!!! *singing* he is her daaaaaad, hes her dad! boogie boogie boogie! (ok no but like... their offscreen friendship is my favorite thing of season 5 ;_;)

Favorite headcanon

Sigh i dont know...i still think she's scared of spiders which make her current existence harder but thats a sadcanon :/ umm...... i love the idea of mikaele and her cooking together from time to time! Mikaele showing her some plates he used to eat as a kid as he talks stories about his life :) and she listens and sometimes tells a story of her own! its been so long since he had a quasy normal conversation! its weird yet nice!

[zombriekid]

The Devil Takes Care of His Own 2/?? [Alastor/Gender Neutral Reader]

Series: Hazbin Hotel

Chapter Name: Miscommunication 

Chapter Summary: miscommunication runs amok at the hasbin hotel and you’re at the center of it all 

The Has-been Hotel is... you honestly don’t know what you were expecting when Niffty described the place but it sure as hell wasn’t... all of this.

It’s grandiose in both concept and execution, a towering beast of red brick and daunting spires and white marquees lights that draw the gaze up, up, up all seven plus stories until you’re gawking at the luminous, colossal eye nestled at the tippy top of the building; an amalgamation of various parts, such as the rusty boiler of an old locomotive on the left side and the splintering ruins of a ship smashed into the right, it’s as if the architecture had whipped up a variety of blueprints, couldn’t decide on which one to use, then hurled them at the wall to see what stuck. Each individual structure stacks on one another at such awkward angles, not enough to topple over but sufficient to deceive your brain into thinking that it will.

The sort of anxiety that you get when a cup sits dangerously close to the edge of a table.

Niffty skips from one foot over to the other in an energetic, repetitious fashion until they both carry her closer to the grand double-door style entrance, and with a flourish of her skirt she twirls around until she’s gracing you with a toothy grin. “This is it, Newbie!” The declaration is made, and you feel the skin around your mouth pull into a smile of your own before you can even think about it. Her joy is infectious. 

“Cool!” You respond, “umm... I’m gonna kinda stick around until you can get inside, is that okay?”

Her grin quickly drops and her brow pinches, though neither are done out of disgust or anger or any sort of negative reaction. If anything she merely looks confused. Then she asks her favorite question: “why?”

“Cause- I dunno, what if it’s locked?”

“But.. it’s a hotel. Why would it be locked?”

“I don’t- friggin know! Look, I just.. have to make sure you get inside safely! For my peace of mind.”

Something clicks in her head, you can tell by the way her face slackens, the way her eye widens a fraction, and how her already open expression just... opens up more. What this all means you can’t say for sure but you’re hoping that it stems from the epiphany of self preservation and survival instincts, or rather her lack thereof. You can’t afford to worry about her well-being after this. Got an un-life to live and all that.

A smile, tiny in size but genuine in nature, blooms on her face, and warm, fuzzy relief swells in your chest at the sigh; seems the little lady finally gets it.

“You should come inside and meet everybody, Newbie.”

...

Or not-

That’s-

You-

That’s not- the response that-

“W-why?”

The giggle she emits is light and airy, girlish- not quite like a child’s or even a teenager’s yet akin to. Like she knows something that you don’t. “I think you’ll like them, hell you might even become friends!”

“I don’t need- I have friends-” the rest of the statement disconnects from your voice due to the emotional and mental whiplash you’re currently suffering. Because this is not the direction you were anticipating. The direction you were hoping. A moment of clarity to break apart the cloud of teenage hormones- to bridge the gap between childhood and adulthood in her head so that her sense of self preservation might serve her better in the future! That’s all you’re wanting.

Accountability from her. Not an assessment on how pathetic she finds your existence.

But then her smile slips into something a little more somber and the wind in your sails- that is the ire in your throat- immediately deflates. “Please?” She asks.

Hear that? Those are your heartstrings being tuned and plucked and strummed by a diabolical mastermind forever trapped in the body of a teenage girl. Under your breath do you curse the softness in your chest as your feet begin pursuing her prints.

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There’s something off about the hotel’s entrance, and you’re already aware of what that something is for it lacks any semblance of subtlety and tact. 

The walls don’t match.

That is to say there’s quite a large patch that coils around the doors from one side of the moulding to the other, with the jump between textures and slightly off-coloring of the material a harsh sensation. “Repairs from an intruder” Niffty tells you; “a big ass red flag” is what you’d call it.

The youngen grasps one of the dusky doorknobs and you have just enough time to note the twin stained glass panels on either door before she shoulders one of them open- oh fuck, these doors are so much bigger than her!

That’s too goddamn endearing.

Crossing the entrance’s threshold and into the foyer doesn’t leave you with any flesh wounds or broken bones, which is a normal expectation otherwise, yet still that doesn’t embolden even an iota of morale. Just makes the oxygen in your lungs slip through pursed lips.

The interior’s lovely, though.

It has a particular aesthetic to it, a sort of old timey feel inspired by early 1900s Hollywood- gold trimming glistens in the low light around the wall’s seams, a wombo combo of creepy eyes and apple silhouette patterns smatters across the wallpaper and windows and furniture, and varying yet complimentary shades of red- some orange based, others with purple undertones- as far as your eyes can see. Chipped marble statues stand tall along the length of the rich, ruby red rug, and both design choices run down the walkway between your feet and the front desk. Safe to say the rest of the establishment follows this decorative draft.

It’s all very gaudy- not something you would’ve chosen.

Niffty announces her arrival with the verbal enthusiastic accompaniment of a “new friend”, which makes the skin on your face heat up, makes you feel coy, however, then her declaration is only met with the ripples of her voice bouncing from wall to burgundy wall, and the silence (emptiness) becomes baffling.

And a quick glance around the space the two of you occupy yields no other results, it’s just the two of you.

Empty.

Obviously there’s electricity in the building, you can easily point out the amber light sources and random puffs of cool air from the air conditioning, so it’s nearly safe to say that this hotel is functioning. At least somewhat.

Don’t most, if not all, functioning hotels have... tenants? People checking in? Employees, managers, a friggin cock roach?! Life?

Why keep the lights on if no one else is here? No one else except... you and Niffty. Why would she bring you here? Knowingly, of all things, given how she spoke of this place with such familiarity. Unless...

No.

Your eyes find her red, curly locks- she wouldn’t- and the hairs on your arms rise with the pebbling texture on your skin- she wouldn’t- and, oh, how the comprehension of age old adages such as “stranger danger” and “curiosity killed the cat” spreads in your chest.

You had no reason to trust her four hours ago, and you have no reason to trust her now.

Seems like her self preservation isn’t the only one that needs fine tuning around here.

Slowly, quietly, you lift your leg and just as discreetly lower it back down behind you, and you mirror this silent shuffle on your right, back and forth, until the tips of your fingers caress a cool, grainy surface. The doors.

Feel for the doorknob- “huh, is no one here?” she mumbles- a metallic globe nestles into the meat of your palm- “that’s weird”- your fingers fold around the bulb- “I was hoping that- what’re you doing, Newbie?”- the knob turns, not by you. It’s not you. You’re not twisting the door open.

The doorknob is moving and it’s not because of you.

A sensation of lofty weightlessness replaces the solid slab against your back, a flurry of butterflies erupts in the pit of your stomach, and the visual of Niffty standing amidst dim lighting slips into the recesses of your peripheral as you fall backwards with the retreating door. However, a pair of hands immediately clench around your biceps and from that point of contact you can physically feel their arms expend force to halt your body’s natural inclination to follow the pull of gravity.

“Whoa there!” Someone says from behind- the owner of the hands and your personal savior, you’re assuming. And judging by the higher, decidedly more effeminate pitch of the voice, your pillar of support is a young lady.

Brief peek up through your lashes confirms all suspicions and you’re, like, ninety five percent sure you’ve fallen in love.

A young gal, somewhere in her early twenties, is staring back at you with her groomed brows creasing the impossibly pale skin of her forehead. But it’s the way she’s looking at you, the manner of which you’re able to meet her lovely doe eyes, is what leaves you weak in the knees.

She’s hunched over you. Spine bowed, shoulders raised, neck craned, spun gold tresses spilled around her face kind of hunched because she’s taller than  you by a significant amount.

You’re ready to go ahead and propose.

“Umm, hi there,” the (hopefully) future Mrs. Newbie says through a lopsided grin, “are you okay?”

This next moment of stupidity will hound your psyche later on tonight until the only thing that lulls you to sleep is the sheer exhaustion of socially awkward-induced anxiety, however in the meantime there’s no stopping the response that jettisons out of your mouth. “I need to call heaven because they’re missing an angel.”

“... what?”

“I mean my legs must be broken cause I’ve fallen for you.”

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Over a glass of water, serviced by an individual whom you can only describe as a winged grump cat- and was, supposedly, here the entire time you were questioning a child’s integrity- is where you apologize to the blonde hotel owner, Charlie; she attempts to wave it off with a flick of her wrist but this doesn’t suffice, not for you at least.

“No no, I’m really sorry- it’s just...” at a momentary loss for words, your index fingernail lightly scrapes into the grainy pattern of the bar. “I’m fairly new here so a lot of things are still pretty jarring.”

“Guess that explains the meat suit, then.”

This astute observation comes from her companion, a long-legged fellow by the name of Angel Dust who’s currently scrutinizing you with his sharp, mix-matched eyes; at a whopping seven foot something this guy looms over everyone in the room with all four arms laced over the tuft of white fur billowing out of the plunging collar of his suit. Bug-based, you think, like an arachnid maybe but with six limbs instead of eight.

“-arachnids are not insects because-”

Nope, none of that, not gonna have an episode spice up your (less than) stellar first impression.

“Yep, been here for about a month now. I’d like to think I’ve adjusted well enough but, ya know, still get thrown through a loop sometimes. Like this hotel for instance! Never would’ve thought that friggin Hell would have one, no offense.”

On a bar stool to your left pipes up Niffty; “is that why you thought I was gonna attack you, Newbie?”

Naturally you’re utterly unprepared for her rather perceptive question, cause she can determine your, a total stranger’s, apprehension but not an aggressor’s intentions when their teeth are poised around her noggin?

Well, no sense in denying it now, you suppose.

“Sorry about that, Niffty.”

“Oh no worries!” She giggles, “it’d be pre-etty stupid to blindly trust someone like that.”

A few beats pass with the two of you staring at one another, her donning a toothy smile and you puckered lips, and shortly after you disrupt the unofficial contest with a single nod of your head and a “fair enough” tacked on to the finale.

Turning back to Charlie, you tell her that the offensive essence of your statement about her hotel didn’t really make itself known until just now, and apologize for your insensitivity once more. “I guess I just didn’t think anything like this was plausible, but here I am drinking complimentary tap water in a lobby of a hotel in Hell.”

“’Complimentary’, my ass.” The winged cat, Husk as you were told earlier, grumbles under- his? that voice definitely sounds masculine- breath.

“Okay, just tap water then. I’m drinking tap water in-”

“I-it’s okay, Newbie!” Charlie interjects, palms raised and fingers slack. “You’re not the first one to doubt the Happy Hotel, though I do appreciate your apology.”

... want some of that non complimentary tap water to wash down that foot, self? Jesus, if you didn’t feel like shit before then boy howdy do you feel it now; way to trash her gig like that.

“But I believe in this project, no matter what anyone else says, and if I can help just one demon find redemption here then everyone else will believe too!”

FUCK, you really just shat all over this literal-but-not-really angel’s dreams! God you’re such-

Wait.

Wait wait wait... rewind that, what did she say?

“Redemption,” you stress the word, “whaddya mean by that?”

Her mouth blinks open repeatedly not unlike that of a fish before she quickly clears her throat and continues. “Umm.. rehabilitation? To fight against the overpopulation issue?” She must see the lack of recognition on your face. “The entire reason for this hotel?”

Unfortunately for her nothing is distinguishable, not one bit of information or even hearsay within your recollection to mend the rift of miscommunication here, and you explain as such.

“Isn’t that... why you’re... here? To be rehabilitated?” She asks.

You shake your head, “I was just escorting Niffty home so she’d get back safely. This is the first I’ve even heard of your project.”

“Yep yep! Newbie here saved me from some guy that was trying to kidnap me, said he wanted to use me as bait against the bossman, can you believe that?” Niffty scoffs, chased by a large, arcing roll of her one eye. “Completely clueless. But thanks to our new friend here I didn’t have to do anything!”

Angel Dust, apparently with a desire to be a part of the conversation once more, emerges into your line of sight from your right and levels you with a somewhat twisted sneer; lots of fangs, this one, hopefully he’s not a biter.

“So... what? You lookin’ for reward money or somethin’?” He jeers, and it takes some exertion of personal willpower to not clench your hands out of irritation.

Doesn’t mean it’s not showing on your face, however.

“No dude, just seemed like the right thing to do at the time.”

“Tch, ya think we’re really fallin for that crock of shit?”

“I don’t care what you think?” Your tone is calm, steady, no need to act like a jackass even in the afterlife- a concept that has obviously eluded this guy’s notice. “That was my reason for helping, ‘s not my problem if you don’t believe me.”

In your peripheral you can see Charlie’s silhouette veer a little to her right/your left; it’s a slight tilt in her neck that seems to tip her center of gravity, drawing her blonde hair over her right shoulder in a curtain of pale gold, however it’s her eyes that capture your absolute, full attention. Round and unblinking, they probe into you with such vigilance that your stomach churns from the intense concentration, except it’s done in a way that brings a sort of glossy haze over her round, pretty face- like she’s looking at you but she’s not seeing you.

Normally you’d be flattered by such an attractive person outright staring at you, openly, but uhh... right now? Yeah, no you’re not, you’re actually feeling pretty anxious right now.

Guess Angel Dust is tuning in on the same wavelength as you because he says her name in the form of a question. And, still with a far away vog clouding over her features, she merely discloses “I need to call Vaggie” then treads towards the building’s entrance.

“... what?” Is all you can get out in this disorientation.

“Vaggie is Charlie’s girlfriend,” Niffy whispers behind a cupped hand.

Which doesn’t actually answer much of anything for you, nevertheless you appreciate her effort and thank her for it.

Then your left pocket comes alive with rhythmic tremors, a clear indication that your phone is receiving some sort of outward correspondence. Ah, a text message from... oh no.

Text from: The Boss

“WHAT. THE FUCK. DID YOU DO, NEWBIE?”

“Oh fuck me.”

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a/u: no beta, we post (and die) like men... until i actually go back and review it. y’all this chapter was gonna end much further down the line but it’s already long enough, and though i’m not inherently happy with the outcome i am proud of myself for getting it out by my self imposed deadline! btw the reader’s assertion of the characters’s gender identities is there only cause these are characters we know so it makes it easier on me; if any of them didn’t follow a binary based identity then i wouldn’t identify them based off of their biological sex. like, reblog, comment, and all that great jazz cause engagement means everything to content creators, and thank all y’all for taking the time to read my jargon <3

tagged: itz-kira (i gotchu boo)

[dudeboyyyy]

1, 7, 8, 13, 15, 18, 23, 25, 30, 32, 37, 39, 40. Hope that isn't too much :D

1: what’s your favorite way to dress?

I absolutely LOVE button ups. Specifically wearing an open button up with a tank top underneath tucked into high waisted jeans or shorts. If I had like 10 different button ups I would just cycle through them and never wear anything else dksmkdks

7: what song is your aesthetic?

There’s a lot of songs that could fit this, but I really like Green by cavetown. It gives me soft love song vibes, and the song is about just wanting the best for the person you love; wanting them to be happy, even if it means they aren’t with you. I really like that message, and a big part of my personality is helping other people. Also I can play it on guitar and it’s rlly fun :)

8: what color do you think goes best with your personality?

Definitely lavender. It’s soft but bright, like me. In middle school everyone knew me for wearing lavender a lot and having a lavender backpack dksmslsl

13: talk about an au or a story you came up with

Okay, I have only written one fic, and I’m actually not great at coming up with aus/headcanons, so I only really have like two to talk about. I came up with a dancer!suki au, where the Kyoshi Warriors are a dance troupe. Aang and katara bring Sokka with them to go watch one of their recitals, and sokka gets all cocky like “I could do that that’s not that difficult” etc (keep in mind this is season one Sokka, it’s like a parallel to when he was being sexist in the first ep with Suki) and Suki hears him saying this so she’s like “lmao alright let’s see it then” and she forces him to go to the studio early the next morning. They have kind of a dance-off (oof cringey ik djdkkd sorry) and Suki absolutely destroys him. I think that’s as far as I got (I wrote it out, if you wanna see it tell me cuz I’ll post it if u want👀) but I also mentioned that Azula mai and ty lee are in a rival dance troupe and mai and ty lee eventually leave to join Suki’s. Anyway

15: do you prefer space or the ocean?

BFKDKDK THE OCEAN. ok this is also cringe but I have always loved and felt connected to the ocean. I THRIVE when I’m there, and when I’m there with friends? HOO boy. I am at my HAPPIEST. The ocean really is my happy place, when I go to college I’d love to go somewhere off the CA coast near San Francisco.

18: what animal would you keep as a pet, if you could?

I have one puppy rn, and I love her with all my heart, but I have always wanted a cat. I’d love to have a cat. Also a fire ferret like pabu would be fun hahafkdkxksljx

23: do you like soft, fluffy blankets or rough/smooth blankets?

Hmmmm ok depends

If I’m getting cuddly like on the couch or something, or just chilling, soft and fluffy and super heavy. But if I’m going to sleep, definitely smooth like my down comforter. Either way tho I LOVE heavy blankets. It’s because I’m touch starved

25:what country’s history do you find the most interesting?

Tbh I don’t really like history djnzksn sorry. I like Europe’s history tho, especially like historical clothing and art.

30: what instrument do you wish you could master?

PIANO. I so desperately wish I could just sit down and learn piano in one sitting. It’s SO helpful for vocals, too, because then I know how to read sheet music, and I can play vocal  warmups and find harmonies, it would be great.

32: do you have any strange interests?

Umm I don’t think so? I mean idrk what you would consider strange lmao. I’m a theatre kid? I guess that’s strange 😂 I also really like analyzing media and looking for symbolism etc, that’s why I can never shut up during a movie 😅

37: what do you listen to music on?

Idk if this is referring to the platform I listen on or the actual device so I’ll give both. I listen on Musicana (shh it’s a bootleg YouTube premium) and with my AirPods. (I’m rich I know djdkkd)

39: earbuds or headphones?

Earbuds :)

40: do you like light blankets or heavy blankets?

Haha I already answered this, but heavy blankets all the wayyyyy. It’s because I’m touch starved and lonely

Tysm for the ask! Sorry it took me a bit to get to, just been busy with school and all and that was a lot of questions 😅 it’s great tho I needed a distraction rn :) 💕

[wincnas]

(CHRISTINA NADIN, CIS FEMALE) - Have you seen WINONA PALMER? WIN is in HER JUNIOR year. The ANCIENT GREEK major is 21 years old & is a SCORPIO. People say SHE is INTELLIGENT, INDEPENDENT, SARCASTIC and CLOSED-OFF. Rumors say they’re a member of CALLOWAY. I heard from the gossip blog that SHE SECRETLY WORKS AS A STRIPPER. (Olive. 24. est. she/her.)

ELO IT’S ME OLIVE with another beautiful sexy chara pinterest is HERE

Character inspirations: Stevie Budd (Schitt’s Creek), Noora Saetre (SKAM), Henry Winters (The Secret History),

This is Winona Palmer, 21! Grew up in Manhattan the daughter of a movie producer and his actress wife

Classic latchkey kid. Her parents hardly paid any attention to her as a child, and often brought her to movie sets and shoots and even their wild parties. Probably her first memory ever was watching her dad snort coke off her mother’s ass at one of their infamous parties.

Her parents eventually got divorced when her mother caught her father cheating on her. His father married his mistress, a woman twenty years younger than him (and his favorite stripper) when Winona was a teenager. Her mother stopped getting work as an actress due to her age and declining mental health state, and has been in and out of rehab for a while now

She cooked herself and her parents dinner every night bc they were usually too hungover or too absent to care

Her family is pretty fucked up y’all!! She had to become independent at a young age, and she also learned how to party hard at a young age. She became a pretty notorious young socialite in New York, and started to meet people who were a pretty bad influence on her

Which led to a couple of MTV producers approaching her and asking her to be on a reality show called Rich Kids of New York. Happy to receive any attention at all form adults, she immediately said yes

Cue about a year’s worth of televised documentation of her drug and alcohol abuse. By day she was the smart, talented, if not a little unmotivated queen of her private school. By night, she turned into something out of Sofia Coppola’s Bling Ring. She did any drug you can imagine, but she acquired a particular taste for coke.

During this height of her partying, she was choked unconscious in a club bathroom by her abusive boyfriend at the time while they were both high. She still has a restraining order against him

She eventually dropped out of the show when that boyfriend was hospitalized for an overdose. This caused her to pull her act together a little bit, also because she was receiving like. A lot of hate online for how she was portrayed on the show sdfggsdfg

Now? She doesn’t really drink or do drugs at all. She had some really scary blackout experiences and when she does drink now it’s like.... not good. Get a stretcher ready

She’s incredibly smart and witty!!! Is studying Ancient Greek and she’s like pass me the aux im about to play some fire shit. Puts on the Iliad audiobook

She has an incredibly dark sense of humor, and she still loves sex. She does a pretty good job of fooling everyone into thinking she’s the calm, even tempered student, but once she gets a drink in her she turns into something else entirely

Standoffish!! Um her experience on tv turned her into a really cynical person bc she thinks every already either hates her or just. Wants to use her

Umm speaking of that reality show she’s still having an affair with one of it’s producers even though he’s like 50 and balding and married. He treats her like shit and only calls her when he’s in a fight with his wife but she’s like. in love with him

Pretentious!!! I repeat she’s studying Ancient Greek

Umm has like five million wild stories from her youth she’s like aw omg this reminds me of the time I took molly on a yacht with the Prince of Sweden :)

Always has a boyfriend or girlfriend but tbh doesn’t care about them a lot. She just hates being alone and will date anyone bc of that

If you invite her out she’ll either come and spend the whole time trying to find a book or be like “aw sry I just took my bra off and well - no thanks”

Her aesthetic is kind of leather bound books, red wine, american spirits, dewy skin, daisies, tangled hair, bloody lips, berets, slip dresses, and oversized sweaters

WANTED CONNECTIONS FOR HER!!! This includes: an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend (somebody pls break her damn heart!!), um someone who has a huge crush on her and maybe recognizes her from tv? a squad of reckless party girls, people who knew her from her wild past in New York, childhood friends, an off and off again relationship, hookups, and a drug dealer for her. Uhhh someone give me a connection where your muse is just friends with her bc of who her parents are and think they can get entertainment industry connections!

Oh and give me her giant ass family of siblings and half-siblings bc her dad’s a slut

AND give me two people who decided to do a threesome with her and now it’s really, really awkward dfghgfddfgh

[syahaz]

[question] why do you like giorno’s mom even though she’s neglectful and a horrible parent?

G’day mate, thanks for your question.

I personally not sure how to explain this well but I really hope it makes sense. At least a little bit.

Disclaimer: Before starting anything I want to say that I, by no means condone any child negligence, assault, abuse, etc. in real life that obviously involving real-life children. If you ever encounter any suspicious parents that might harm their children, please quickly contact your local child protection service if possible.

Please take my SUPER LONG answer here with a pinch of salt (you might wanna bookmark it for later reading just saying). You also feel free to disagree and so do I, alright? Let’s keep everything in peace here ehe hee. :)

Sorry for the digression, now let’s start focusing on the question.

*Cracking my fingers.* 

Okay so umm let’s start with when my first time seeing her the anime (because I’m not so much of a reader :/)

My first thought on her is “Gosh, she’s so pretty! I wanna draw her!” like I attracted to her aesthetically and it’s very surface-level kind of attraction and I find a little weird thinking about it consciously aha haa.

The more I look at her, the more my mind able to capture her distinctive physical appearance features or what I sometimes call “shape” (this make more sense if you look at my chibi Shiobana art lol yea.)

After procrastinating to draw fan art of her for quite some time oops haha, I suddenly have this thought “What if Giorno actually having great childhood? What if Shiobana is a good mom to Giorno? How am I gonna draw Giorno as a happy child? What kind of scenario of an amazing childhood that I want to apply for both Shiobana as a great mother and Giorno as a happy child. ” and this happens the very same time my thoughts went to “What if Dio and Shiobana is a couple and be great parents to Giorno oho hoo.” but that’s for another day.

The more I draw Shiobana with Giorno or Dio or both or just herself, I start building up entire new AUs (yes, so many AUs but I don’t think I can develop all of them oops, too much for my not-so-much writer brain). So for this ask, I’m gonna pick the AU that correlates with canon storyline the most.

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In this particular AU, it is set at the post-Vento Aureo time.

Mr Giovanna is one of the biggest drug dealers after Diavolo. I made this overthinking theory because in the anime he was shown calculating some money.

Like… what exactly he’s counting? I know it’s money but where in the world the money comes from and what kind of business or work he’s involved in that made him gets such amount of money?  (If you’re from Italy or anyone reading this is, please tell me if that quantity of money is average or suspiciously rich level, thanks.)

The other reasoning is I’m very curious that some bad fathers in JoJo usually associated with some sort of obsession to some extent. So if it’s not drug addiction and drug dealing, I don’t know what else it is. Plus, what’s up with the smirk tho? So suspiciousssss…  (Again, this is a theory, not a fact. So… *shrugs* but it makes sense to me anyway aha haa.)

Long story medium, Shiobana becomes more guilty of her being negligent towards Giorno for so many years as time goes. She got abused by Mr Giovanna after she found out that he’s dealing drugs and declines his offer to be his crime accessory. She also starting to work for herself, taking odd jobs maybe to set herself free one day which she did in the end.

She tries to find Giorno back by, of course, starting with contacting his boarding school administrator. As we know that Giorno knows technically skips or quits school but for Shiobana he’s just disappeared from thin air. 

Fast forward, one day one the remaining Passione member excluding Giorno (not sure who to pick, maybe Trish?) found a flyer that Shiobana made in search of Giorno. (The police declined to take his disappearance case as he was considered as a runaway). They take the flyer and show it to Giorno.

Giorno, of course, was so shocked that his mom now suddenly try to find him back. It takes a lot for him to command the member to contact her.

Fast forward again, Shiobana and Giorno meet after years passing by. After numerous consideration, Giorno forgives his mom which takes him a ton of time for thinking in loops.

Legally, she could be jailed but with her helping him to catch and dominate over Mr Giovanna fortune (he doesn’t really need to but he likely to be mad at him as Mr Giovanna’s clients potentially be children). Giorno sort of doesn’t press charge on her but demanding her to work with him under specialized tasks. (I don’t plan what is it yet as I’m writing this but probably as some sort of spy with normal presence).

TLDR: This AU is Shiobana’s “Redemption Arc” or at least what I think it is hmm because there’s little to no canon story to work with plus her role as a real negative character really make it tough for me to made continuing situation for her. That’s why I tend to make numbers of AU like good mum au, one mom au, and whole other AU with less canon connection.

*Cracking my fingers again. This is truly wearing me out a little but I’m fine no worry.*

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Now to the highlight point of the question.

Another reason for me to like Shiobana is I can learn how a fictional character stirring humans’ mind just by their sheer existence.

I think the huge reason many people have a fixed view on her is that she is indeed a realistic character. By that, I mean people like her exist. People like her is unfortunately common in our society. She was too real to the point that people less likely to think otherwise about her.

Her character has very low exposure throughout the whole part (about two panels in manga and a couple seconds to a minute in anime). She extremely lacks her own story like who she is, where is she from, where and why in the world she met Dio in the first place, why she becomes like this and that, and many more.

The similar (but opposite) kind of energy goes to Jonathan mainly because he has a lot of character development going on in both manga and anime. The fandom itself truly shows that I’m telling the truth so yeah and I mean it in a neutral way as favouritism on specific characters are subjective. Look at how I look Mr Giovanna, he could be repenting man in the future but I choose not to do so lol.

Anyway, I headcanon her to be the kind of young adult who is not ready for the responsibilities as a parent and a partner or no commitment for short. Yes, I don’t deny that she’s indeed not a good mom at some point.

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So for the conclusion, I could say that Shiobana is like an experimental character for my art progress including storytelling which is extremely entertaining for me as I have a lot of ideas I can put on her no matter how easy or hard the ideas work for her as a character.

I hope you like this answer, anon. Sorry that I take so many time as I need to give as much as possible of my view on Shiobana, just like what you’re asking and I hope it’s worth the wait. ;u;”

[softpine]

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nickname: brandi is a nickname for brandilyn but that’s pretty much it! my dad calls me peanut lol

zodiac: leo

height: TINY.... i’m almost 5′1

last thing searched: rickroll know your meme (i was settling an argument about the origin of rick rolling skdjsj)

favorite musicians: cage the elephant, def leppard, mcr, the shins, nirvana, tame impala

if you had a time machine, would you go back in time or visit the future? i’m gonna be basic and say i’d go back to the 80s. i’m too scared to see what the future will be like :///

do i get asks? usually a few every day! sometimes they’re the highlight of my day in all honestly lmao

following: 720

would you rather be rich or famous? rich, being famous sounds awful

amount of sleep: i always get 7 hours but not a second more; i’m one of those people that thinks sleeping is a giant waste of time but tragically...it’s a basic need

what i’m wearing: black jeans, yellow striped shirt, denim jacket

dream job: on the real?? i would love to run an animal sanctuary or a rescue dogs home

favorite food: baked beans mixed with kraft mac and cheese...

dream trip: my mom and i have been saving money to go to costa rica (it was supposed to be my high school graduation present but that was 3 years ago sjdskj) and i’m really excited for that!!

if you were an animal, what would you be? a hummingbird :’)

what are some of your favorite books/films/shows/games/etc?

books - anything by patricia cornwell; a separate peace by john knowles

films - not a big movie person but i love the sixth sense!! 

shows - stranger things, the office, supernatural (ew), iasip, arrested development, queer as folk (only 90s kids remember when this was on netflix 😭), parks and rec

games - life is strange, the last of us, detroit become human, cities skylines, uncharted, oh and.. sims 4 fkjdjs

play any instruments: nope :( i own a guitar that i never learned how to play, and a trumpet that i pretended to play for a year in middle school (i literally pressed down on the buttons but didn’t blow into it because i was bad at it lol -- was pretty awkward when i was supposed to do a solo and had to fess up about the fact that i literally.... never played a single note... rip)

language(s): english and that’s it :(

describe yourself as aesthetics: umm soft & pine.. lmao no but... walking down empty dirt roads; black coffee and cinnamon buns on a sunday morning; rain on a skylight window; woodland animals drinking from a creek...

[legolasgoldy]

Answer these 21 questions and tag people you want to get to know better

I was tagged by @justadutchperson ty <3 sorry for the wait!!

1. Nickname: Um, growing up I had a lot? Some not so nice XD and any current ones are kinda private, y’all know what they are. haha. Online its Goldy, and some of ya’ll know my name its floats around haha.

2. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius 

3. Height: 5′2″

4. Last thing I googled: umm would it kill y’all if you knew I used Bing X’DD The last thing i Binged was making sure Goldstone was spelled right for a meme bc it had been a while and i wasnt sure that was it.

5. Fave musicians: This is always a hard question, I cant choose fave musicians. I do really like guns n roses, acdc, um Twisted Sister? Queen, Cyndi Lauper, The Eagles, Motley Crue, Abba, Led Zeppelin, Joan Jett, Aerosmith, Billy Joel, Belinda Carlisle, just legit think of any 80s band/singer and thats it XD otherwise we’d be here all day

6. Song stuck in my head: Welcome to the Jungle- Guns n Roses, idk why but its the default song thats always floating around my head 

7. If you had a time machine, would you go back in time or to the future? Go back, I would go get my best friends and go to the 80s for a bit. Gatta go to those concerts, buy 80s clothes,  80s mlps, and just enjoy everything we can until we come back. 

8. Do you get asks? Sometimes?

9. Following: 1,064 8′)

10. Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich, bc  I want a big house that isnt gonna break me of money, that i can pay off, and have room for everyone i love and care about to stay over if they want.

11. Amount of sleep? Eh, lately probably 9 hours?

12. Lucky numbers: I dont really have lucky numbers >.> Never have, maybe you could count the ages I met my best friends maybe? * shrug* but i dont even know those ages lol.

13. What are you wearing? Um a long sleeve grey shirt with a christmas pattern of white snowflakes and dots, colorful christmas lights and um idk a stripey thing, and red reindeer, its kinda busy XD oh and penguins and trees and candycanes.. definitely a busy pattern. 

14. Dream job: Artist, in some capacity. 

15. Dream trip: New Zealand, Paris, California. 

16. If I were an animal I’d be: Thats a hard question... um to be honest. Probably a very sassy cat but im not licking myself XD.

17. Fave food: Crab legs, Lobster * cries wanting some*

18. Fave books/films/shows/games: anything Tolkien, the books, movies, all of it. Aside from one game that made me mad bc Grima Wormtongue kept killing me. X’D. Still love it but also SO RUDE. Hm I dont think I could list them all. 

19. Do you play any instruments? I used to play the flute pretty decent!! I was in band in elementary school and i chose to play the flute, at least i think i chose, it might have been chosen for me. I got a loaned flute and got pretty decent with it! I read music pretty fluent and could play songs slow-ish, bc i hadnt got to the point of playing things super fast. I got kicked out tho bc the teacher was a douche and since the flute was on loan it was taken away, and now its been over a decade so ive forgotten how to read sheet music, at least with an instrument. I could read it to sing in choir class.

20. Languages? English! I understand a little bit of french because i love french music, and Phillip is french so ive written a lot of french. I can guess a few words in Russian too, only bc i read russian comics and have gotten used to seeing certain words and knowing what they are. 

21. Describe yourself as aesthetic things: light shining across pink silk cascading from a surface, plush colorful textures velvety to the touch, glitter sparkling against soft skin like the sun glittering against the ocean skyline, curtains swaying as a breeze blows in from an open window, rows of books waiting to be read on old shelves. 

Tagging: @mikhailvalhidris, @blind-mutant, @driftinglightofthewoods, @bouncingbeleg, @admirable-mairon, @first-son-of-finwe, @oropherrrrr ( i heard you were back!! wb! <3)

[pigeonplays]

nobody asked for this but here!!!! 21 questions thing!!! i tag @cloutbait @villesims @insipidsims and anybody who hasn’t been tagged and wants to!!! i tag u!!!!

nickname: people on here call me pidge sometimes so thats chill, uhhh my mom calls me peanut, and my name in my best friends phone is hash brown

zodiac: pisces sun, leo moon, leo ascending. so i’m basically a watered down leo. ha pun.

height: 5’3” i’m Short Boy

last thing searched: uhhhh tic tok guy faces bc somebody made a joke abt the faces e boys make on tic tok and i had no idea what that meant and google didn’t help me understand either

favourite musicians: macklemore!!!!!!!! cavetown, the neighborhood, logic, coast modern, grouplove!! rn i’m listening to Lil Nas X’s 7 EP and yes i unironically like it

if you had a time machine would you go back in time or visit the future? back in time!! the 20s are super fascinating to me!!! like roarin’ 20s ya feel?? i would love to be dressed to the nines and go dancing with pretty women and handsome men. ya know, despite the homophobia. Uhhh also the past because like if we travel much more into the future i have a feeling earth will just be dead so :)

do i get asks: yes!!! and i love it!!! even when it takes me forever to reply i get excited asf when ppl send me asks!!!!

following: uhhh idk!! i think a 100 to 200 ish

would you rather be rich or famous? rich,, financial security and the ability to go to my dream college would be a *chefs kiss* d r e a m

amount of sleep: either 3 hours or 10, nowhere in between

what i’m wearing: gray sweatpants (you know what they say abt dudes in gray sweatpants;) ) and a blue shirt and a flannel

dream job: freelance illustrator who streams art on twitch on the side but maybe also video games

dream trip: AMSTERDAM!!!!!!!! i wanna see the van gogh museum more than anything,,,

if you were an animal, what would you be? i hate this question because i don’t know the answer.. a cat?? i just like cats. maybe a lizard or smth

what are some of your favourite books/films/shows/games/etc? the movie imitation game!! deadpool, ts4, animal crossing, harvest moon (specifically tree of tranquility,,, my childhood), uhHh i feel the need to include media i actually consume so: streamers i watch include: jschlatt, traves, wilbur soot, uuHh and more i can’t think of.

play any instruments: * looks at the uke i saved up 50 dollars for in middle school and proceeded to never learn* Nope!

language(s): english... and enough conversational spanish to talk to my cats with (aka telling them to come here and that dinner’s ready and stuff... idk why i do that but it’s how i practice the little spanish i’ve retained from 2 & 1/2 years of it in highschool)

describe yourself as aesthetics: uMm, Yellow jansport, a jar covered in paint with dirt paintbrushes, checkered vans, gray hoodie, succulents on my window sill

[simulationcowboy]

21 questions??

@early-grape tagged me!!!! thank u sophie

RULES: answer 21 questions, then tag 21 people you want to get to know better.

NICKNAME: I dont really have one! my name is summer so all i really get is people calling me different seasons

ZODIAC: lmao im a cancer cancer i think, im a wreck

HEIGHT: 5′ 10′’ tall hello

LAST THING SEARCHED: tangled watch free

FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Oingo boingo, they might be giants, john denver!!!

IF YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE, WOULD YOU GO BACK IN TIME OR VISIT THE FUTURE? back in time so i can make fun of peoples outfits in 2005

DO I GET ASKS: yes hello i do but please lmao just ask me about how my days going

FOLLOWING: 10000  69

WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH OR FAMOUS? rich?? tbh i just want to make comic books ashdfk

AMOUNT OF SLEEP: 7 to 8 hrs a night

WHAT I’M WEARING: brown colored shirt with a 70s style orange collar and orange and yellow sleeves. high waisted bell bottoms with some cool embroidery mismatch socks and white sneakers

DREAM JOB: COMICSSSSSSSSS

DREAM TRIP: just a cool forest man, or go back to carlsbad caverns

IF YOU WERE AN ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? a Norwegian forest cat

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE BOOKS/FILMS/SHOWS/GAMES/ETC?

books: also on a sunbeam (hello sophie), more than this, funky town, carry on (all the comics on my book shelf)

Films: the devil wears prada, into the spiderverse, little miss sunshine

shows: 30 rock, american horror story assjfgh, umm,,,,, i carly

PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS:  im bad at music 

LANGUAGE(S): English, minimal spanish, and i can read latin and italian sorta

DESCRIBE YOURSELF AS AESTHETICS: if ur 70′s dream girl came to life and u realized she was actually a clown marionette 

i dont know who to tag!!!!! umm,, yeah hello 

[delta-simmer]

21 questions tag

Thanks to @tashsim for tagging me in this earlier today. I finally got around to answering the questions so here we go!

Rules: answer 21 questions and tag 21 people..more like going to tag 2 people

Nickname: Madi is my nickname to people outside of my family, just a shortened version of Madilyn..people in my family call me whatever comes to their minds because big family=too many names to remember

Zodiac: Virgo, birthday is September 3rd (extra fact)

Height: 5ft 3in (160cm)

Last thing I searched: my height in cm but before that it was conjugations of ser because I dont understand spanish anymore

Favorite Musicians: way too many..Billy Joel, The Lumineers, Of Mice and Men, AJR, Lizzo, The Jonas Brothers, Queen, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Nirvana...so many that I'm forgetting

If you had a time machine, would you go back to the past or visit the future: definitely the past because I'd love to visit the different decades...1950s is definitely a favorite of mine for the dresses

Do you get asks: no not usually someday I might get one or if I post an ask game I'll get a couple but it rare that I get one

Following: 216..I'm surprised it's not more than that

Would you rather be rich or famous: honestly neither, I want to live comfortably but not too much money that I do stupid stuff with it. And I wouldnt want to wisely known either unless it was for a medical breakthrough that I solved

Amount of sleep: depends on the day, sometimes I get 4 hours sometimes I get 12 hours

What I'm wearing: a t-shirt and shorts which is my wardrobe for the summer..during fall and winter is when I bring out my more fashionable clothes

Dream job: Certified Nurse Midwife..I want to help women get birth with minimal help of medicines especially pain medication

Dream trip: Spain or Costa Rica, those are just two places I've always wanted to visit

If you were an animal, which animal would you be: umm a fox, they're sleek pretty and smart I love them

What are some of your favorite:

Books- Orphan Train, Hunger Games, Dark Places, Sharp Objects, (trying to think of my many bookshelves at home)...Uglies series, Matched Series, Handmaids Tale, Any John Green, Eleanor and Park

Movies- Jurassic Park/World Series, Avatar, Hunger Games Series, Conjuring Series, Annabelle Series, Any John Green adaptation, any Stephen King

Shows- Jane the Virgin, Greys Anatomy (hard to watch at some points with my medical knowledge but still good), Hart of Dixie, Call the Midwife, Criminal Minds, Bones, Americas Next Top Model

Games- Sims 4, House Flipper

Play any instruments: No but I was in my high school choir for 4 years

Language(s): English, a bit of Spanish (currently struggling through a class with the help of google), and a bit of American Sign Language.

Describe yourself as aesthetics: how do you even answer this question..vintage but also modern, florals but also punk, bold but also understated

So I'm tagging @pixelgrilledcheese @avornalinoo @whyhellosims @sophicatedsimsluvr2 @frabbitflart @boxofplumbobs @simswithgaby @pearloblob @simlusion @moomoosims @kegst-sims @aloesim I dont know which of you guys have already been tagged or already done this but let me know if you have and I'll check it out! Also if anyone that isnt tagged want to do it..consider yourself tagged by me!💕💕

[gnael]

21 questions tag !

I was tagged by @cloudellesims​ and @somegaysimmer ily both <3 

RULES: Answer 21 questions, then tag 21 people you want to get to know better!

Nickname: my dad has recently started calling me ang and I love it jsdjsjjs

Zodiac: gemini 

Height: 5′5 and a half ?? 

last thing searched: bestfriend questions i- 

Favourite Musicians: I don’t have a favorite but I’ve been listening to nicki minaj (currently listening to her rn hdjsjd) 

If you had a time machine, would you go back to the past or visit the future: I guess the past 

Do you get asks?: not really , but its alright :)) 

Following: 928

Would you rather be rich or famous: rich , being famous seems scary sometimes

Amount of sleep: I try to get 8+ hours , but that doesn’t really work so like 7-8 

What i’m wearing: a bob ross shirt , sweatpants , and fluffy socks 

Dream Job: don’t have a dream job , but my goal is to have a job I genuinely enjoy 

Dream Trip: Paris 

If you were an animal, what would you be?: I guess a monkey , they’re my favorite animal besides dogs :) 

What are some of your favourite… Books: I’ve been reading Through a Glass Darkly by  Films: I loveee stuber , it’s hilarious Shows: I don’t watch many tv shows but I used to watch luke cage on netflix all the time with my parents :) Games: just sims really 

Instruments?: love me a good violin , piano , and guitar or ukulele 

Languages: I speak English , but I’m currently learning French :)) 

Describe yourself aesthetics: umm I feel like I don’t have an aesthetic jdjdjs unless you call sweatpants an aesthetic jsjdsj

I tag @felf @cheesehair @suntart @sim-borg @liliithvatore @simstify @uhsame 💓💓