#is the world ready for a blonde Sweeney?

[demonbarberofbeepbeep]

I’m seeing them in one week mind you. In case anyone forgot

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

Potential Riverdale Recasts

Been debating recasting some Riverdale ocs but not sure what direction I want to go in, any thoughts would be super appreciated!

(some of these faces are also ones that if I don't use as recasts, I'll probably use for future ocs, which makes it harder for me to decide because "well who would I rather have in Riverdale" doesn't make the decision for me)

1 – Astoria Topaz: Toni's twin sister; currently China Anne McClain (bottom), new options Samantha Logan (middle) or Zendaya (top)

Astoria Topaz was a Serpent by blood, and by choice.  She joined with her twin sister and their two best friends, Fangs and Sweet Pea, when they were all thirteen, and had quickly risen in the ranks among teenagers.  She never expected to be a leader though, until FP Jones got arrested. Suddenly there was a hole that needed to be filled, and apparently Astoria would have to fill it.  That’s fine, she’s a born Serpent and knows how to keep her family together–or she did, until Jughead Jones walks into the Wyrm, suddenly ready to take on his legacy.  But still, Astoria was born a Serpent, and she’ll die a Serpent, she’ll live as a Serpent come hell or high water.

2 – Barbie Booth (tbd if going to recast): currently Candice King (middle), other options Sydney Sweeney (left) or Ginny Gardner (right)

By fifteen, Barbie Booth already had her eye on the prize: early admission to Tisch for musical theatre, followed by an upper east side apartment with her best friend Veronica Lodge - who would be studying business at Columbia, and then starring as Elle Woods in a revival of Legally Blonde The Musical.  But her plan didn’t include Veronica’s dad getting arrested, and her other half moving to some bumfuck town called Riverdale, leaving her alone for her sophomore year at Spence.  And it definitely didn’t account for her parents up and moving them to Riverdale, for reasons that they refused to explain.  But at least she’d be with Ronnie again, and at least Ronnie told her that Riverdale High wasn’t as bad as they’d imagined.  But then they get to Riverdale, and her plans really go to shit -not only did her parents not research the town that they were moving to, but they bought a house on the south side of the town, dooming her to the rundown school on the wrong side of the tracks, riddled with gangs, murder investigations and, worst of all, no musical theatre program.

3 – Fallon Parris Jones (tbd if going to recast): Jughead's twin: currently Brenna D'Amico (bottom), other options Ella Purnell (middle) or Odeya Rush (top)

Fallon Parris Jones, FP to her friends, was taken to Toledo against her will when her parents separated.  She would have stayed, for Jellybean, except her dad called her and told her that her twin had just been hauled in and questioned for murder.  Fallon may play at obedience, but her twin’s wellbeing is always the most important thing in the world, so she hops on the next bus to Riverdale with no intention of leaving him ever again.  It isn’t until she arrives that she finds out just how deep her family is in this mess, and clearly no one else can be counted on to fix everything.  Armed with nothing but her well-worn Serpent jacket, a switchblade, and an unstoppable determination to protect her brother, Riverdale is about to find out that they messed with the wrong family.

4 – Francesca Jones: Betty's twin but adopted by FP: currently Lili Reinhart, new options Peyton List (top), Zoey Deutch (middle), or Sophie Thatcher (bottom)

Francesca Paige Jones grew up on the Southside with her brother Jughead and their miracle sister Jellybean, although she chose to stay on the Southside and not interact with the other side of town, despite knowing that she had a twin sister and biological parents somewhere across the tracks, despite knowing that Jughead was even friends with her twin. But then Gladys and Jellybean move to Toledo, Jughead leaves home, FP helps dispose of Jason Blossom’s body, and suddenly the Northside is paying attention to them.  She would have been perfectly happy to fly under the radar, to continue to pretend that she had no ties to the Northside, had she not come face to face with Betty Cooper.

5 – Jac Daniels (tbd if going to recast): currently Alycia Debnam-Carey, other option Zoey Deutch

Despite being a Southside Serpent, Jacqueline Daniels was one of the last truly good people in the town of Riverdale.  Despite being surrounded by darkness, she wore her heart on her sleeve and always kept her heart open for more strays.  Of course the majority of it was taken up by her three best friends and fellow Serpents, but when Jughead Jones transferred to Southside High, she knew there would be a place for him too.  And there was, and Jughead found himself with a new tour guide slash bodyguard slash friend, whose open heart and pure soul were rivalled only by her fierce loyalty and protective nature.  But even the brightest light in Riverdale has a breaking point, and when Northside drama starts to endanger her friends, her family, Jac may just discover her own.

6 – Jewel Cooper (tbd if going to recast): FP & Alice's daughter, Betty & Jughead's younger sister: currently Grace Phipps (right), other options Katie Douglas (top), Ella Purnell (bottom), or Zoey Deutch (left)

Opal Cooper, the youngest of the Cooper sisters, had always known that she was different.  How could she not? Her dark hair made her the literal black sheep of her perfectly blonde family.  Sure, her mom always claimed that she inherited it from her grandfather, but Opal knew that something was different.  So, in the summer before she started high school, she did some digging.  She wasn’t surprised at all to find she wasn’t a Cooper, but she was more than a little shocked to learn her biological father was none other than FP Jones.  A simple desire to build a relationship with her real dad started Opal down a road that she never expected; a road of gangs and murder and nicknames.  Starting high school armed with a switchblade and the truth about what happened to Jason Blossom, the newly nicknamed Jewel Cooper was nothing like the Opal anyone remembered.

7 – Tanya Conway: daughter of Joseph Svenson/Conway: currently Nicola Peltz (middle), new options Olivia Cooke (left) or Olivia Scott Welch (right)

Identity was fickle, as far as Tanya was concerned. To some she was Tanya Trent, a first generation serpent whose mother was the principal of Southside High, until the Black Hood killed her. To others she was Tanya Svenson, a Southside punk whose father was the janitor at Riverdale High, until he was killed for being the Black Hood. To herself she was Tanya Conway, a teenage girl who knew that the Cooper family had killed her dad’s family; who knew that, even after they divorced, her dad loved her mom; who knew that, no matter what anyone said, her dad wasn’t the Black Hood. And now she’s just Tanya, a scared but stubborn girl with no sense of identity who’s just been sent to Riverdale High with her fellow Serpents, armed with nothing but the snake tattooed on her back and the need to clear her father’s name.

8 – Vine Verona (tbd if going to recast): currently Emily Rudd (middle), other options Milly Alcock (left) or Zoey Deutch (right)

If there was one thing that Ivy Verona was good at, it was lying.  She lied to the Northsiders; she said she was Northside pure, that her guardian was an accountant, that she’d never even heard of the Whyte Wyrm.  She lied to the Southside too; she said she was flunking all her major classes, said cheerleading was only a front, said she planned to stay in Riverdale the rest of her life. And then there was the lie that she told the entire town - that she had no idea what might’ve happened to Jason Blossom. Only her uncle FP and best friend Joaquin knew the truth.  She’d been Jason’s dealer; she’d brought him to the Wyrm; she’d watched him die, and then washed away his blood; she dumped his body in the river and pretended it never happened. But the biggest lie she told was to herself - that Jason Blossom’s death was not her fault.

[noloveforned]

i'm getting ready to spend another friday night on wlur from 8pm until midnight. swing by or catch up with last week's show below!

no love for ned on wlur – may 12th, 2023 from 8-10pm

artist // track // album // label jale // ali // so wound // sub pop urusei yatsura // plastic ashtray // we are urusei yatsura // rocket girl hole // violet // live through this // dgc mhaol // asking for it // attachment styles // tulle mousey // the bench // my friends // winegum cheekface // popular two // it's sorted // (self-released) kate davis // monster mash // fish bowl // anti- the long blondes // once and never again // someone to drive you home // rough trade pale lips // get up and go // if you gotta go-go, go-go now- a tribute to the go-go's // sympathy for the record industry the courettes // night time (the boy of mine) // back in mono // damaged goods vera ellen // homewrecker // ideal home noise // flying nun calvin johnson // good and crazy // gallows wine // k hannah everingham // go on // between bodies // (self-released) hayden featuring feist // on a beach // are we good // arts and crafts sweeney // home song // stay for the sorrow // observable universe golden brown // busted crystal // weird choices cassette // inner islands center // the empty gesture // over the stations // bruit direct disques abdul wadud and leroy jenkins // straight ahead (excerpt) // straight ahead // red kahil el'zabar and ethnic heritage ensemble featuring dwight trible and david ornette cherry // don cherry // spirit gatherer- a tribute to don cherry // spiritmuse cvartetul de jazz paul weiner // colinda p // spirale // electrecord drew gardner featuring marco eneidi, roberto de haven and vytas nagisetty // the human abstract // the return cassette // astral spirits john carroll kirby // jubilee horns // septet // stones throw theo croker featuring ego ella may and d’leau // theo says // by the way ep // masterworks planet giza featuring saba // wyd // ready when you are // quiet note aj suede and televangel // rosicrucian rolls royce // parthian shots // fake four yaeji featuring k wata // ready or not // with a hammer // xl heather woods broderick // i want to go // labyrinth // western vinyl waterbaby // airforce blue // foam ep // sub pop evening pines // take a few steps back // it will take a long time // both worlds the lost days // half the time // in the store // speakeasy studios sf kid loco featuring katrina mitchell // love me sweet // a grand love story // yellow productions

[gdiblake]

I Slept With My Friend’s Roomate

I went to visit my friend, Matt, who had recently moved out of state. He had gotten a job and spent the last 3 months getting situated and had invited me out to hang with him in his new city. He had been talking to a girl online for 6 months and part of the reason he moved was to be with her. He told me he was staying with his girlfriend and her roommate at their house, and I was invited to stay as well.

I arrived at his girlfriend’s house after my flight and was greeted by Matt whose arms were open wide as he stood at the front door. We embraced and he introduced me to his girlfriend. Her name was Lanie. She was a short, cute, blonde, ball of energy. She told me about herself and that she owned the house but lived with a roommate who would be home soon. Her name was Rebecca.

Lanie told me that Rebecca was a fitness model and showed me her Instagram posts.

Damn!

There she was, posing in a hot purple outfit that would make the Hooter girls blush, leaning over a bench press. Her tan toned legs were powerful and sleek, her tummy was tight, and her blonde curly hair cascaded down her strong but delicate arms.

Matt, Lanie and I chatted until we heard the front door swing open. There she was. Rebecca.

Rebecca looked like she could be Sydney Sweeney’s sister. Her beautiful eyes complimented her smile, and her blonde hair framed her gorgeous tan face. She was wearing baggy jeans and a t-shirt, which were hiding the goods. She was nice and gave me a hug hello even though we had never met. The smell of her perfume was intoxicating, and I was immediately attracted to her.

Matt showed me to the guest room, and I got settled in as me and Matt caught up. About 30 minutes later, Lanie popped her head in and announced we were going out to dinner in an hour.

Lanie’s place was a three bed, two bath town home. Matt and Lanie staying in her room and using the master bathroom. The spare bedroom was next to Rebecca’s room which was right across the hall from her bathroom which Rebecca was kind enough to let me use.

Everyone started getting ready and I waited for Rebecca to shower as I unpacked and picked an outfit for the night. I waited until I heard the water stop running and heard the shower rod scrape as Rebecca moved the curtain and stepped out of the shower.

I could picture her through the closed door. Naked and dripping wet, drying herself off with her towel. How I wished I was that towel.

A few minutes later, she opened the bathroom door wearing a robe and her towel wrapped around her head.

I asked her if she was done with the bathroom.

“Yes, of course! Just let me get my stuff out of there.” She replied as I watched her grab her makeup bag and hair curler. As she turned, her foot slipped on a wet tile, and she dropped her makeup bag.

I sprang into action as we both knelt to pick up the make-up splayed over the hallway. I handed her her eyelash curler as she was bending forward picking up her mascara. Her robe had fallen open slightly and I got an eyeful of her glorious cleavage. I didn’t mean to look but it was in my exact eyeline. She looked down and noticed her robe and closed it subtly with a smile. As if she was saying, hope you enjoyed the show.

I held my towel in front of my pants so she wouldn’t see my boner as I watched her walk into her room as I closed the bathroom door behind me.

We all went out for dinner and had a good time. The drinks were flowing just like the conversation. Matt wanted to show me his new city, so we hopped in a Taxi after dinner to go to the downtown district.

The frivolity continued as well as the drinking. Before I knew it, we were about 10 drinks deep when arrived at a club. The music was a good playlist and we all started dancing in a circle. Matt and Lanie started dancing together and it was just me and Rebecca swaying to the music, a few feet of space between us. I kept looking to Matt, but he was in his own little world with Lanie, dancing in between passionate kisses.

I looked to Rebecca. We shared a smile as we watched our friends be in love. I shrugged, in a “What are you gonna do” action. She did the same.

The next song came on and Rebecca started cheering.

“Ohhhh! This is my jam!” she yelled to me over the music as she started swaying sexily to the beat.

The beat was taking over her as she continued to move, her curves moving in all the right ways. She shuffled over to me and hung her arms around my neck. We started dancing together, grooving. She moved her her hips into mine and was now half dancing, half grinding with me.

She looked back to Matt and Lanie who were still making out. She nodded her head towards them.

“Looks like fun!” she whispered.

I nodded in agreement with a smile. She smiled back before she playfully bit her lip and then leaned forward and kissed me. I let my hands rest on her hips. My fingers caressing the small of her back. We kissed deeply and passionately until the song was over, Rebecca rested her head on my shoulder as we swayed as the next song faded in.

I looked over and Matt and Lanie were looking at us. Matt was wearing a big cheesy grin and Lanie’s mouth was agape, her fist in the air, silently cheering. I guess they approved.

We headed back to Lanie’s house soon after and had another round of drinks and Matt pulled out a joint. We drank and smoked and had fun chatting all together. The night was getting away from me. I was drunk and high and having a hard time keeping my eyes open.

We all walked upstairs and Matt and Lanie went to their room. Rebecca and I headed to our rooms. Just as we both made it to our bedroom doors, she paused and turned to me.

“Do you wanna cuddle?” she asked sweetly.

I woke up the next morning still in my clothes from the night before. My mouth was dry, and my head was hurting. I got my bearings and realized that I was still in Rebecca’s bed. She was still asleep with my arms around her. Her blonde hair was tickling my face, so I tried to turn my head, but the movement woke her up.

She blinked a few times as she also came back to reality. She realized we were spooning, turned her head, smiled at me, and nestled back into her pillow, squeezing my arm so I would hold her tighter. We fell back to sleep.

I woke up again when the sun was shining through the blinds. I checked me phone and the time read 1:30PM. We had stayed up later than I thought. I put my phone down delicately but it slipped from my finger and landed on bedside table with a small thud.

Rebecca woke up with a deep breath in and turned over to look at me. Her sleepy face shone with her bright smile, delighted I was still there, and she leaned in and kissed.

“Good morning” she whispered as we embraced.

“’Yes, it is.” I replied with a chuckle.

“Want to take a shower with me?” she asked as she looked up at me with those big blue eyes.

We checked that Matt and Lanie weren’t around and then we rushed to the bathroom.

Rebecca turned the facet on and started casually taking off her clothes. She slipped off her jeans and shirt and was standing in front of me in just white panties. I. guess she had taken her bra off before bed last night. There was no need for her to be insecure, and she wasn’t. Her body was perfect.

Her perky breasts glistened in the light as the spray from the shower flicked on her chest.

She put her hair up in a bun and slowly slid her panties to the floor and stepped in the shower. My eyes were glued to her incredible ass.

She turned to me.

“You comin?” she asked as she stood under the shower let the water bounce off her body.

I got naked as quick as I could and stepped into the shower. She laughed at my eagerness, but her laughter turned to awe as she saw my erect penis pointing up at her.

“Oooh. It’s so big.” She whispered as she let her right-hand fall and begin to stroke it as the water rushed over us.

We started kissing as she continued jerking me off. I started massaging her breasts and running my hands over her body. She moaned as I squeezed her thighs and ass. I started fingering her. She began letting out small yelps, trying to stay quite as I felt her getting wetter and wetter.

She moaned deeply as she looked up at me with fire in her eyes.

“Fuck me.” She whispered.

She let go of my dick as she turned around and leaned her face and chest against the shower wall, sticking her sexy ass up at me as she lifted her left leg.

I took a step towards her and grabbed her left leg and held it up higher, so her pussy lips parted. I guided my throbbing cock inside her wet pussy. I slowly kept thrusting forward until I was balls deep. She let out a low moan as I hit her g-spot.

“Don’t move.” She instructed between sharp, pleasure filled, breaths. I stood stagnant as she used her right leg to lower and raise herself on my cock. She was in charge of how much she wanted, and she wanted all of it. She started grinding back and forth as I was still balls deep. It’s a different sensation, in and out vs. forwards and backwards, but it feels just as good.

We both started moaning and quickly I felt I was about to cum.

“You’re gonna’ make me cum” I grunted as she continued to gyrate on top of me.

“Hold on, hold on, hold on!” she pleaded as her muscles seized and she began to cum on my dick. Her impressive six pack bulging as she crunched her stomach as she orgasmed. She let out another yelp as she kept grinding into me.

“Fuck!” I let out as I felt myself about to blow. I tapped her ass so she would know I was about to go. She hopped off my dick.

“Cum on my ass” she instructed as she bent over. I came all over her left ass check and lower back. The water from the shower washed it away.

We were both panting as we let the hot water run over us.

We kissed again after we had a chance to catch our breaths.

“Thanks, that was fun.” She said sweetly as she turned the shower off.

“Thank you!” I responded as I stepped out of the shower and handed her a towel. “That was really fun!”

“We should do it again before you leave.” She said as she wiped herself down, just as she had done in my imagination the day before.

“Sure, when?” I asked, maybe a little too eager.

She opened the bathroom door as she wrapped her towel around her perfect body. Steam escaped the room as the mirror began to defog.

“Surprise me.” She replied with a smile and a wink before heading to her room.

PART 2 Coming Next Week

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[knives-out20]

KISS And The Buddies - Cliff Booth x Male!OC

Fandom: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (2019)

Pairing: Bobby Brightside (OC) x Cliff Booth

Warnings: KISS, Swearing, Faggotry, Expecting homophobia, Fanboys being fanboys, My interpretation of real people, 

Notes: Yea....Yea. It lines up, before anyone asks; OUATIH was set in 1969, KISS formed in 1973. That’s a pretty small year gap. My buddy’s going through a KISS phase and dragged my willing ass into it (I remember ogling KISS as a kid when they were on Fairly Odd Parents) so...yea. Hey, at least it gave me motivation to write for Clobby, right? Enjoy!

Dedicated To: @mori-ohs​

Bobby, the Buddies, and Cliff stood on stage, looking around in absolute wonder. “Holy shit...” He breathed, stars in his eyes.

Then, four stars appeared in front of him: Gene, Ace, Peter, and Starchild.

Cliff eyed each individual member of the new band Bobby loved so much. “So...this is KISS?” He inquired.

“Mhm, aren’t they cool?” Bobby hummed, smiling slightly. He was absolutely thrilled that KISS was letting Bobby and his Buddies open for them. It would gain them more exposure, and hopefully more fans!

Cliff was silent for a moment. “Which one’s Starchild?”

“I- what do you mean which one’s Starchild?” Bobby scoffed.

“Well, that one-” Cliff pointed at Starchild, “has a star over one eye. And that one,” he then pointed at Ace. “Has silver stars over both of his eyes. So...” Cliff shrugged, taking off his sunglasses and putting them in his pocket. He offered the members of KISS a quick smile. Cliff’s gaze turned to Peter, “he looks like a cat.”

Peep, Deep, and Beep snickered from where they were.

Cliff turned his attention to Gene, the tallest of the group- certainly because of those boots, it made the man look massive. “Lemme guess. Gene?”

“Yessir” Monte nodded as he passed by.

“What’re all their names, again?”

Bobby purposely listed them out in the order they stood in, hoping Cliff would catch on. “Gene, Ace, Peter, and Starchild.”

Cliff nodded slowly. He pointed at the members in that exact order, “Gene, Ace, Peter, then Starchild.”

Bobby grinned up at Cliff, “yea.”

Cliff looked back over at Gene, sizing him up because he’s the biggest.

Silence ensued.

Cliff chuckled. “He’s not that sca-”

Gene grinned, lunging forward and sticking his tongue out.

Cliff swore under his breath, jumping back and clutching his chest.

Bobby’s smiling jaw dropped as he looked up at Cliff, amazed. He’s never seen Cliff get scared of anything, before! Bobby’s only ever seen Cliff be the scary or intimidating one.

Damien snorted by the drums, turning away. This was too funny.

“Oh. My. God.”

“Shut up-” Cliff groaned.

“You got scared...of Gene.”

“I didn’t man-”

“Yes, you did, oh my god, did you guys fucking see that?” Bobby asked, turning to his Buddies, who all held back smiles and laughs. “Oh, I’m never letting you live that down, b-” he quickly caught himself, “Cliff.”

Cliff rolled his eyes, crossing his arms. “So you said Gene, Ace, Peter, and Starchild. What, do Gene ‘n’ Peter get stage names or are Ace and Starchild just...special?”

“They do, actually” Maria piped up. “Demon and Catman.”

Cliff looked unimpressed. “Bobby said sum’n about Gene making caskets as merch?”

“You want one?” Gene smirked.

“No.”

Bobby pat his arm. “If it’s any help, Cliffy, if you had died right then and there, then I would’ve, like, sworn off of KISS forever. I swear!” He put his arms up.

Cliff looked down at him, suspicious.

Bobby giggled. “I would’ve buried you in the KISS casket-”

Cliff nudged him.

“Caskets? As merch?” Damien exhaled through his nose.

“And toilets, my idea” Gene put his hands on his hips, as Peter walked over to his drums. “Pretty cool, Bobby?”

Damien tilted his head. “...Bobster, can we-”

“No, Damien” Bobby shook his head.

Deep sighed, “rats!” He cursed to himself, Beep playfully shoving him.

“Any of you got stage names? Bobby?” Starchild questioned.

“No, Bobby’s very much my real fuckin’ name. Uhm...Those three over there are Peep, Deep, ‘n’ Beep. Their real names are Penelope, Derek, and Benji. When they’re not in my band, they’re a comedic trio” Bobby explained.

“Oh, really, Bobby?” Ace snorted. “Tell us a joke.”

The Sweeney triplets exchanged glances. 

“Why are bananas like people?” Peep started.

“What the f- why?” Deep asked back.

“You peel the skin and eat them, they die” Beep brought up the punchline, throwing Bobby and his Buddies into a fit of hysterics.

Cliff arched a brow, chortling softly as he noted a couple of the members of KISS trying to fight back smiles and failing.

Starchild quickly calmed down. “Also, you said there were eight of you in your lil’ band.”

“He called us a band-” Peep squealed.

“I know!” Damien whispered back to him, the two giggling in excitement as Bobby counted heads.

“W-Where’s Frankie?” Bobby stuttered, looking around. “Wait, no, there he is” he sighed in relief, catching Frankie in quiet conversation with Peter. “I knew those two would click” Bobby smiled, remembering how it was Peter who found them and introduced them to KISS earlier in the month. 

Starchild brought Bobby and the Buddies on stage, showing them around. “And this is where-”

“Where’s Ace?” Bobby inquired.

Starchild blinked. “Eh?”

“Where’s Ace?” 

“Where’s Ace?” Damien repeated, followed by Maria, Peep, Deep, Beep, and Monte.

Not Frankie, though. Frankie was just happy to be there and have that opportunity. 

Ace appeared from backstage, already drunk off of two wines. “Hello?” He called, having been summoned.

Bobby and the Buddies shared frantically excited giggles and balled fists, chanting. “Space Ace Space Ace Space Ace Space Ace-”

Ace hiccuped, nudging Starchild with his elbow. “Well, what do ya know? They like me.”

Bobby chuckled, glancing down at the stage floor. He pat Cliff’s hand, leaving the blond’s side to go help the Buddies set the stage.

***

Fast forward a bit, the bands were nearly ready to perform. 

Bobby walked past KISS, to the east end of the stage, having spotted Cliff. “Hey, babe, who’d you leave Brandy with?” He harmlessly asked, hand flying over his mouth as soon as the question ended. Bobby’s brown eyes went wide, his face filling with nothing but pure, unadulterated fear. “Shit.” He shakily whispered, the most genuinely afraid he’s been in ages,

Cliff looked back over at him, just as surprised but not as scared.

Bobby’s mind began racing. Shit, shit, fuck, shit, goddammit. Did he just lose the world’s greatest gig, did he actually? The thought brought him close to tears, the tension filling the air could be cut by a guitar shred.

His Buddies all darted their heads in his direction, then at the four members of KISS. The Buddies stood, ready to seriously jump KISS in order to protect Bobby if it came down to it.

Cliff slowly rose from his seat, eyeing the four men. He stepped closer to Bobby, neither he nor Bobby nor the Buddies knowing that in actuality, Bobby’s way of life was completely safe.

No one said anything or made a move for fuck knows how long, Frankie practically choking on the silence.

Then, Ace spoke up.

“Okay, uhm...” Ace started up. “That is- that’s clearly none of OUR business” he gestured vaguely towards his fellow KISS members, then himself. “But uhm, if you’re worried that we’re gonna call you a slur or something like that, then don’t sweat it, Bobby.”

Peter nodded in agreement. “Yea, Bobby. I mean...you love who you love, God made you with the best intentions in mind. You dating who you do was no mistake” he encouraged, tapping his drumsticks together.

Ace continued, getting hyped up with what Peter put down. “Yea! I mean, I’ve kissed GENE before, but even still, but no one cares who you sleep with, man! A score is a score, isn’t that right, Demon?”

“Yea, Ace’s right, Bobby. All that matters to us as a band is that you get the crowd pumped for our show, you got that?” Gene pointed at him, Starchild warmly nodding along.

Bobby and Cliff stared back in silence. 

Monte turned his head, hearing a noise. “Are you...crying-?”

“No- shut up-” Frankie denied, clearly crying.

Bobby opened his mouth to say something, but he was clearly speechless. He raised a finger to speak on that ‘God’ thing, since he firmly believed that Cliff was God.

Cliff pushed Bobby’s hand down, “not right now, baby.”

Starchild tapped his foot. “Plus, Cliff came t’pick you up when I first showed you around stage. We all saw him kiss ya” he smiled.

“Oh my god-” Bobby buried his face in his hands, embarrassed.

Cliff pulled Bobby closer, smiling softly down at him. “Give him a minute” he teased.

[lemonsterling]

MEET LEMON ADE STERLING-DUVAL.     dirty blonde locks always pulled into a ponytail ,  stacks of books on her desk  ,  red uniform clinging to her body  ,  always wearing a necklace that has a lemon pendant  ,  piercing blue eyes .  room full of tiaras  .  chipped painted nails . 

{ SYDNEY SWEENEY, CISFEMALE, SHE/HER } - hey look it’s { LEMON STERLING-DUVAL }!! i heard they are { EIGHTEEN } and a { SENIOR } in { HIGH SCHOOL }!! someone also told me that they are {+CHEERFUL, +FLEXIBLE} and { -SPOILED, -OBSESSIVE} but it could be just a rumor!

TW: death during childbirth & psychological trauma

first of all, no she’s not embarrassed by her name so feel free to make all the jokes you want about her name literally being lemonade. it’s the only name she’s ever had and it’s the only thing she has to go off of her biological parents.

yes, she is shockingly adopted despite looking like one of her dads.

as for her biological parents, her dad was actually a warbler which was how she got blessed with jeff and nick. from what she’s been told (because it’s not something she asks about often), her parents were happy and in love, totally ready to have a child and bring a new life into this world, but during lemon’s mother’s pregnancy there were constant complications. not with lemon exactly, but mainly with her mom. once her mom went into labor, things went downhill very fast and she passed away after giving birth.

this sent lemon’s dad into a complete breakdown and the only name he could come up for the little girl at the time was Lemon Ade due to the bowl full of fake lemons that were in the delivery room. you would think he would take the saying “when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade” to heart by naming his child after a bowl of lemons, but he didn’t and with nick and jeff being named as the blue eyed baby’s legal guardians, they brought her in with open arms.

growing up, lemon was always exactly how you’d expect a little girl named lemon to act like. beautiful blonde hair that never passed her shoulders, a smile you could see a mile away, and sporting a little yellow dress at all times. it was around her child years that she began getting into pageants. at first it was because her dads knew she could get extra scholarship money to put back for college, but lemon fell in love with the thrill of it all and even more when she realized she could start using that platform for good instead of just hairspray and bobby pins.

she began advocating with women at a young age. feminism was something the girl learned early on in life, thanks to the internet. she was constantly fighting the system at an early age and it only got better as she grew into a sophisticated teen and developed a better vocabulary.

once she hit her high school years though she traded the cascading locks in for a ponytail holder, the bright smile in for a booming megaphone, and the little yellow dress in for a red ‘wmhs’ uniform. becoming a cheerio wasn’t in her plans, but with her dance background, it only seemed fit that she become one. she didn’t do it for the popularity perks, although she did look good in red. but she did it because she genuinely enjoys cheering and dancing.

the red uniform has came with a downside; lemon basically doesn’t know how to make friends with anyone who isn’t in that uniform. she doesn’t do it on purpose, especially with being as extroverted as she is, but the uniform scares people. it’s like you can become one of the most popular girls in school, but also have a target on your back at the same time.

despite being a walking stereotype of a cheerio who does pageants, her true passions laid with reading and having a bit of a big brain. normally if she’s not at cheer or dance, you’ll probably find her either drinking coffee or reading a book. and 9 times out of 10 it’ll be both.

[ofsylvias-blog]

SYLVIA PRESTON — twenty. political science major. the bibliophile. 

hi everyone ! i’m meredith, i’m eighteen, and i never learned how to fucking read i’m from the est. i use they/them pronouns, am about to be a freshman in college ( let’s hope no one disappears ahjdkks ) and ... there’s not a lot interesting about me. i have a cute cat, tho. i play sylvia ... duh. you can find some more information about her under the cut. i’m meredith#3445 so slide into those dms 2 plot xoxo ! 

have you seen [ SYLVIA PRESTON ] since the storm? some say they look like [ SYDNEY SWEENEY ] but they’re [ 20 ] & go by [ THE BIBLIOPHILE ]. [ SHE ] lived in halloway for [ 8YEARS ] & they are originally from [ NEW YORK CITY ]. before the town vanished they were studying [ POLITICAL SCIENCE ] and lived at [ UNI BLVD ]. most people knew the [ CISFEMALE ] as [ DEDICATED ] but i’ve heard they can also be [ SELF-IMPORTANT ]. for some reason, they feel [ UNEASY ] about the town’s disappearance.

QUICK INFO: 

Name: Sylvia Elizabeth Preston

DOB / Age: January 6th, 1999. Twenty. 

Zodiac: Capricorn sun, Virgo moon. 

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw.

MBTI: ESTJ.

Positive traits: Strong-willed, intelligent, organized. 

Negative traits: Stubborn, judgemental, hypercritical. 

Sexuality: Bisexual.

Main Inspo: Betty Cooper, Nancy Wheeler, Michaela Pratt. 

BIOGRAPHY: 

Despite the fact that she had a white-picket fence ( not literally, of course, as for the first twelve years of her life she lived in an apartment ) upbringing, with a wealthy father who could have given her everything she wanted ... Sylvia has always had to work for what she wanted. Of course, she was privileged: pretty and blonde and attending the best private schools, with the best tutors and healthy lunches prepared by her nanny, but Sylvia wasn’t spoiled. She didn’t have the walls of toys her friends with parents that had the same income did, she didn’t have the vacations around the world. Her father was determined to teach her the merits of hard work — no matter how young she was. Flashcards every morning over breakfast, only getting her dolls and trains out of the locked toy chest when she came home with an A on her spelling test, no dinner if her room wasn’t entirely pristine. She’s always been neurotic, and a perfectionist, from when she set up her toys in perfectly neat lines to when she corrected the grammar of a love note she got when she was eight. Her hair was always brushed neatly, her skirts without a crease in them. Presentable is perfect, her mother would say, through breath that always smelled like red wine. And only perfect is presentable, she would echo back, whether it be through the lisp she carried as a young girl ( speech therapy squandered that quickly ) or the braces she got at ten, the second her last adult tooth grew in. 

Her father was transferred to Concord in the middle of her sixth grade year, and her family settled neatly into Halloway after that. Of course, just because the clean, modern furniture and city skylines of their old were replaced with a big front porch and a bigger backyard didn’t mean anything — it didn’t mean the Prestons expected anything less. When she was fourteen, her mom’s belly was swollen with another baby ( a little girl to be born three months later, called Beatrice ) and while some older children had the expectations shift off of them with new arrivals, thus was not the case for Sylvia. She was expected to be an example. She joined the cheerleading squad in the seventh grade, and carried on to the high school team. She joined the debate team, and was on the student council, even volunteering for the mayor’s office — she fell in love with politics, and decided then and there that she was going to be the first female president. 

Straight As in five AP classes, every extracurricular under the sun, volunteer work on weekends ... Sylvia was perfect in high school, and she’s perfect in college. Acing every course, the same volunteer and internship opportunities ... she went to parties, of course, and hooked up with people, of course, but she always calculated mathematically just the amount of drinks she needed to feel a buzz but still be in control — and not get a hangover in the morning — and using every form of birth control possible. She’s still a cheerleader, of course, though now it’s for the Halloway University team instead of the high school. She’s never been really drunk, never been in a relationship ... she’s not a sociopath or anything, but the social scene is more of a transaction for her than anything. She’s as kind as she can be because it’s the right thing to do ... but she makes connections because they could help her down the line. She’s always been a bit of a loner on the inside, but she does crave real affection instead of just attention. Her real connections are very limited.

TL;DR — Sylvia is the perfect girl with the perfect life, a straight A student popular at parties and a cheerleader. She moved from NYC when she was twelve, and was also a cheerleader in HS and on the debate team, as well as being involved in student govt. An unpaid internship / volunteer work  at the mayor’s office sparked an even bigger interest in politics, and she wants to be the first female president. Her nuclear family is equally perfect, though they exert pressure on her, and she loves her little sister Beatrice, who’s six, more than anything in the world. She’s a severe perfectionist that is perfectly calculated socially, but doesn’t really have a lot of fun, despite appearances. 

PERSONALITY / UNI LIFE / FUN FACTS: 

Again, Sylvia goes to parties all the time, and drinks enough to get buzzed while remaining in full control. That’s also the sole reason she doesn’t do drugs, because she can’t stand the idea of not being operating at full awareness. She’s hooked up with plenty of guys and gals, but has never had a relationship either in high school or college. 

Sylvia wakes up at least two hours before classes every morning to perfectly do her hair and makeup, and curate an outfit. She’s never really fallen into the sweatpants and makeup free to class thing, and is always looking like she’s ready to impress. 

She’s a cheerleader, and incredibly involved in classes. She’s a bit of a teacher’s pet, and knows all of her professors and almost always goes to office hours. 

She’s a cheerleader, involved in Women in Leadership, and Future Politicians as her extracurriculars. Sylvia also 100% runs a studyblr and whatever the Instagram equivalent is.

Everything in Sylvia’s life is in her planner. Birthdays, assignments, passwords written down in the back, sticky notes advertising different inspirational quotes ... all from female politicians, of course. Each page is perfectly crafted in even more perfect penmanship, and color coded. She wears the key for it around her neck, and the tiny silver lock has never budged at anyone else’s hands. 

Sylvia loves vintage and classic romance movies. Anything from Casablanca to John Hughes or cheesy Netflix flicks, and she’s seen it. She’s a romantic at heart, despite her own lack of experience. Not for lack of trying on other people’s parts, but she’s after success, not a relationship. She’s always thought, secretly, that if she wasn’t so focused on success and politics, she’d love to be an actress or a producer or something in Hollywood. 

Sylvia is ridiculously nosy. She makes note of things she overhears, of things people tell her, she knows how to ask a good question, and isn’t a stranger to picking a lock, which she learned from the pile of Nancy Drew books in her childhood bedroom. Not that anyone knows this, of course, but information is always good to have. Maybe she should be a reporter instead. I’d predict she’d be very interested in solving the mystery of what’s going on, and trying to figure everything out. 

Pinterest. Spotify. 

[galen066]

Ain't That A Kick In The Head - A New Vegas June Six Ficlet

Benny Gecko was chatting with one of his bodyguards about the take from the night's one-off performance in the Aces Theater when the young blonde woman in the red satin dress approached. Benny waved off his guards to let her come closer.

"Benny, we need to talk. Now."

The leader of the Chairmen stared at June Six as shocked recognition hit him in a rush. "Ding-dong, hello! That was you coming out of the Lucky 38?" June's calm smile did nothing to reassure Benny. "Either I need to work on my aim, or you're the luckiest person alive."

June crossed her arms and shifted her hips. "Don't you think this is a bit public to talk about things?"

"If you think I'm going anywhere alone with you, sister, that bullet really did scramble your brains!", Benny observed.

"Look, Benny, I get you're a bottom-line kinda guy. Things happen, and it's just business", June said calmly. "I wanna offer you a proposition. But not here. In private." June nibbled the tip of her index finger suggestively.

"Tell you what. I'll set you up in the Presidential Suite", Benny offered. "Comp you everything. You go on ahead, and I'll meet you there."

"Benny", June admonished gently. "You shot me in the head once, and I'll be damned if I let you shoot me in the back. How about we go up to your room, have a drink and...get to know each other better. A lot better."

A bead of sweat rolled down the right side of Benny's forehead. "I oughta have the rocks in my head examined, but you gotta be the kinkiest dame I've ever met."

"Well, you're not exactly like any man I've met before. It's enough to change a girls mind", June purred.

Benny swallowed audibly. "Chico, Danse, you make sure we're not disturbed. For any reason, capishe?" The bodyguards glanced at each other, unsure, but nodded.

Benny slipped his arm through June's and led her to his private elevator. The ride up passed in electric anticipation, and when the lift doors opened, June allowed herself to be escorted through the door into Benny's suite. The interior was still stylish after two hundred years, and while in better shape than many places in the Mojave, she had to admit she was expecting something a bit less shabby.

June smiled primly as Benny took her right hand and started kissing seductively up her forearm. "What about those drinks?", she reminded him. "You fix those while I go get ready." Benny grinned like a shark as he slipped behind the bar, flipping the switch on the radio as he passed.

While June busied herself in the bathroom doing whatever it was women did in there, Benny considered his options, including g cutting his losses and running like a coward. He scoffed, dismissing that thought as soon as it arrived. He could handle one little dame, and one in a red satin dress at that.

"Well?", June announced. Benny felt his jaw drop. All the Courier was wearing was a pair of midnight black satin panties, a matching black garter belt, and mostly intact silk stockings. A pair of old world police handcuffs dangled suggestively from the index finger of her right hand.

"Ring-a-ding-ding!", Benny exclaimed as he rounded the bar, closing in for the kill. "How's about giving those charlies a shake for the Ben Man?"

June chuckled throatilly as Benny reached for her. She flipped the open handcuff bracelet into her hand, and had snapped it into place around his right wrist before he could react, before ducking under his arm, twisting the arm as she went into a joint lock, kicking Benny in the back of his knee, driving him into the carpeted floor with a knee strike to his back, before catching his flailing left leg and ratcheting the 'cuffs closed around his left ankle. June extricated herself from the Benny-pretzle, then flipped him on his back with a strength that surprsied him, lances of pain shooting from his wrist and ankle. June straddled Benny's hips, and punched him hard in the gut and then the solar plexus, leaving him gasping as she stripped off his tie, looping a quick slip knot around his left wrist and binding his hand to his bicep.

"Wha-what?", Benny gaped helplessly as June casually slipped her hand under the lapel of Benny's checkered suit jacket, and removed his 9mm pistol from it's holster.

"Nice. Pretty", June said, hefting the handgun, looking at the Virgin decorating the grips. "This what you used to shoot me the head, you fink?" Benny could only nod helplessly, wide-eyed in fear as June cycled the action and aimed between Benny's eyes. June's left hand searched Benny's pockets, retrieving the Platinum Chip. "This is mine, by the way." June slipped the chip into a pocket cunningly sewn into her garter belt.

"God, you really are a heartless bitch!", Benny muttered. A hard, dangerous look flashed in June's eyes just before she pistol whipped Benny in the face, breaking his cheek and nose. "The fuck did you just say to me?" June racked the pistol's slide back, and locked it open, before tossing it on the bed, and slipped the straight razor hidden in her garter belt out, opening it slowly, letting Benny see the light glitter off the silvered, mirror-polished steel blade. "Say hello to my friend 'Sweeney' ", June husked. "Sweeney and I want to know everything you know about the chip, and what you planned to do with it."

June kissed the fingertips of her left hand, pressing them to Benny's lips. "Just so you know, sweetie-pie, Swank knows all about your backstabbing Mr. House."

*-*-*-*

Two hours later, June settled on a bar stool beside Cass. Once again in her red satin dress, not a hair out of place.

Cass stared into the mirror behind the bar, a shot of whisky in her hand. "Didja fuck him?"

June lifted the shot out of her girlfriend's fingers, sipped delicately, deliberately before answering.

"Only in the head, mi Corazon."

@cyndercrys @vkm11 @worthlesssix @saberwriter @wailful-waffle

[thestageyshelf]

SNEAK PREVIEW

The first batch of programmes will go on sale this Monday 4th July.

Meanwhile some listings will still be in technical rehearsals while we get set up.

Would you like a sneak preview of what's coming up?

Get in touch if there's any that you're desperate to bid on and we'll try to get them ready asap!

Eugenius!

Evita

Fame

Fantastic Mr Fox

Fiddler On The Roof

Footloose

From Here To Eternity

Frozen

Fun Home

Funny Girl

Ghost

Girl From The North Country

Girlfriends

Grand Hotel

Grey Gardens

Guys And Dolls

Gypsy

Hairspray

High Society

HMS Pinafore

I Can't Sing

In The Heights

Into The Woods

Jackie The Musical

Jekyll & Hyde

Jersey Boys

Jesus Christ Superstar

Kinky Boots

Kiss Me Kate

La Cage Aux Folles

Legally Blonde

Les Miserables

Little Shop Of Horrors

Loserville

Love Beyond

Love Never Dies (Programme + Brochure)

Lucky Stiff

Mack And Mabel

Mammia Mia

Marguerite

Memphis

Merrily We Roll Along

Miss Saigon

Monty Pythion's Spamalot

Oklahoma!

On A Clear Day You Can See Forever

On The Town

Once

Only Fools And Horses

Our House

Pacific Overtures

Pipe Dream

Priscilla Queen Of The Dessert

Promise Promises

Rent

Road Show

Rock City

Rock Of Ages

Saturday Night Fever

Save The Last Dance For Me

Show Boat

Shrek The Musical

Spitfire Grill

Stepping Out

Sunny Afternoon

Sweeney Todd

Sylvia

The Bodyguard

The Book Of Mormon

The Busker's Opera

The Commitments

The Girls

The House Of Mirrors & Hearts

The King & I

The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe

The Lion King

The Pirates Of Penzance

The Producers

The Smallest Show On Earth

The Sound Of Music

The Wild Party

The Wizard Of Oz

Thoroughly Modern Millie

Times Square

Tina

Titanic

Tommy

Top Hat

Urinetown

We Will Rock You

Wicked

Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown

Wonderland

Young Frankenstein

Zanna Don't

A Mad World My Masters

Against

Apologia

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Children's Children

Chimerica

Doctor Faustus

Don Juan In Soho

Don Quixote

Elegy

Glengarry Glen Ross

Hamlet

Hamlet: Globe To Globe

Harry Potter And The Cursed Child

Hedda Gabler

Journey's End

Julius Caesar

Keeler

King Lear

Labour Of Love

Lady Day At Emerson's Bar & Grill

Lady Windemere's Fan

Posh

Quiz

Red

Richard III

Shakespeare In Love

The Common Pursuit

The Cripple Of Innishman

The Ferryman

The Maids

The Miser

The Mousetrap

The Spanish Tragedy

The Sunshine Boys

The Tempest

The Twilight Zone

To Kill A Mockingbird

Travesties

Venus In Fur

Whistle Down The Wind

Young Marx

[tabloidtoc]

Globe, January 25

You can now buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: COVID patient Larry King’s nasty battle over $50 million will 

Page 2: Up Front & Personal -- Shia LaBeouf shows off his tattooed belly on a walk, Jessica Alba matches her mask to her shoes, Simon Cowell works out as he continues to recover from breaking his back 

Page 3: Amy Schumer on the beach in St. Barts, Peter Weber is a total cue ball, Jenny McCarthy hauls garbage outside her Illinois home 

Page 4: David Bowie’s supermodel widow Iman confesses she gets lonely but will never tie the knot again because the singer was her true love -- she made her revelation in the January issue of a fashion magazine where at age 65 she’s still hot enough to be the cover gal -- David and Iman’s daughter Lexie asked her if she would ever marry again and she said never and that their life together was beautiful and ordinary and that David was a very funny warm gentleman 

* Kindhearted Kelly Ripa is so spooked by her new gruesome true crime series about digging up murder victims’ bodies that she’s having terrifying nightmares that have driven her to a shrink for help -- Kelly and actor husband Mark Consuelos are bigwig producers behind Oxygen channel’s series Exhumed that debuted January 17 featuring unearthed corpses to solve cases -- many nights Kelly will awaken haunted by a case she and Mark reviewed and realizing the horror and heartbreak the victims and their families went through is something you don’t forget once the lights are out -- while Kelly and Mark aren’t on the show as executive producers they have to approve the episodes and become intimately involved with the devastated families who help tell their heartbreaking stories -- her immersion in the grisly material has had a chilling effect on Kelly who is an empath which is a highly sensitive gal who can often feel the pain and suffering others are going through and Kelly’s therapist encourages her to do positive meditations each night before bed and think about at least two things that made her happy that day and Kelly is doing her best to follow doctor’s orders but she is so affected by the plights of other people that somehow the nightmares still manage to find their way into her dreams 

Page 5: Onetime Bond girl Tanya Roberts passed away at age 65 less than 24 hours after her prematurely announced death -- Mike Pingel who was a rep for Tanya says he told the world that she had died at L.A.’s Cedar-Sinai Hospital on January after speaking with her distraught beau Lance O’Brien -- following a goodbye visit with the ailing star mistaken Lance claimed she died in his arms but bizarrely the very next morning sobbing Lance said he was told by the hospital that Tanya was still alive in the ICU while filming a TV interview about her untimely end -- however according to Lance she finally perished hours later on January 4 after being taken off life support -- Tanya reportedly collapsed in her California home after walking her dogs and rushed to the hospital she remained on a ventilator from December 24 until her death which was not COVID related

Page 6: In Denmark a bitter feud between royal wives is tearing the ruling family apart -- Danish Crown Prince Frederik’s Australian wife Mary detests her French-born sister-in-law Marie who is wed to Frederik’s kid brother Joachim and Mary helped banish Marie and Joachim to Paris to get her sophisticated rival out of her hair -- Frederik’s wife who is the future queen desires to be treated with the deference befitting her station even by relatives while Marie is far less stuffy and very outspoken and she’s made it plain she was unhappy when her husband was ordered to become military attache at the Danish Embassy in Paris in 2019 -- shortly after his arrival in France Joachim suffered a blood clot in his brain and when Frederik showed up to visit his ailing brother Mary was nowhere in sight

Page 7: After failing to land plum roles in A-list movie blockbusters Meghan Markle and her husband Prince Harry inked a $40 million deal to crank out podcasts and the first installment was branded a bomb after airing late last month -- despite superstar Elton John dropping by for Archewell Audio’s first holiday special the highly hyped recording embarrassingly landed at No. 17 on the Spotify podcast list behind entries like Deep Sleep Sounds which features whale sounds -- many in the royal inner circle are gloating and smirking over the arrogant couple’s disastrous debut and even with Elton’s help Meghan is still a second banana to whale noises and no one wants to listen to the couple’s self-absorbed drivel 

* Not only has royal renegade Prince Harry traded London for L.A. he’s ditched posh palace pronunciations and speaks more like an American during his public appearances -- while doing his first Archewell Audio broadcast Harry dropped the refined Received Pronunciation favored by his grandmother Queen Elizabeth and sounded like a regular American 

Page 8: Anti-vaccine crusader Bobby Kennedy Jr. has been kicked in the teeth by his powerful political clan after triggering fears about immunizations and the desperately needed cure for COVID-19 -- brother Joe, sister Kathleen and niece Kerry Kennedy Meltzer who is a doctor battling the virus on the frontlines publicly accuse Bobby of putting Americans’ lives at risk by telling lies about vaccines in general and attacking injections aimed at stamping out the killer virus -- family members were always skeptical about Bobby’s slightly off-kilter anti-vax ideas but they supported him because the Kennedys stick together and hate to show a rift in the family but now they have shifted against him

Page 10: Garth Brooks’ sloppy habits during nine months of lockdown have iron-willed wife Trisha Yearwood in a tizzy and their marriage is dangling by a thread after she clobbered the slob with a strict set of house rules -- after exasperated Trisha spilled her guts to pals a friend advised she put the rules in writing and hang it where he’ll see it and she did but Trish’s demanding ways are pushing Garth to the brink and he’s ready to walk unless they can find middle ground, one that doesn’t include Trisha calling all the shots -- Trisha has given Garth a list of do’s and don’ts that include wearing deodorant at all times and stop leaving the bathroom a mess and to remove his clothes from the dryer once he’s done but on the top of Trisha’s list is a ban on Garth’s constant 24/7 whistling that has her pulling her hair out 

Page 11: Dynamic diva Jennifer Lopez is bored with fat-cat fiance Alex Rodriguez and is struggling to keep their romance alive -- after postponing their marriage and saying there was no real reason to tie the knot Jennifer has kind of hit a wall with where she and Alex can really take things and she is particularly frustrated by ho-hum Alex’s lack of motivation -- those who know J.Lo want her to stick to her wheelhouse by making movies and recording music however those endeavors don’t offer retired baseball player A-Rod any position to play -- they haven’t fallen out of love exactly but they have run out of the joint projects and goals that were the rocket fuel for their relationship and they’re stuck with no obvious places to go next 

* Teresa Giudice and new beau Luis “Louie” Ruelas are already shacking up together and plan to buy a pad of their own and Teresa can see herself marrying Louie and combining his kids and hers under one roof -- he stays over most weekends and some weeknights at her place in New Jersey and they cook Italian together and stay up late watching movies -- her four daughters like Louie too and see how happy he’s made her 

Page 12: Celebrity Buzz -- Maitland Ward wearing masks on her breasts (picture), Demi Lovato battled a life-threatening secret eating disorder for years but today she bravely flaunts the stretched skin she’d once considered painfully flawed by wearing glitter paint on her stretch marks to celebrate her body and all of its features whether society views them as good or bad, Paul McCartney still gabs with dead pal George Harrison whose sprightly spirit has planted itself in a tree, Ray Liotta has asked girlfriend Jacy Nittolo to marry him and she screamed yes, legendary country star Ricky Skaggs is lucky to be alive thanks to an emergency quadruple bypass that saved his ticking time bomb of a ticker 

Page 13: Mel Gibson steps out in Malibu with his arm in a sling (picture), Amy Poehler loads up at a Beverly Hills market (picture), brothers and Kinks bandmates Ray Davies and Dave Davies brew up an outing in London (picture), Michael Jackson’s one-time associate billionaire biz-wiz Ron Burkle snagged the late pop star’s beloved Neverland Ranch for the bargain basement price of $22 million 

Page 14: Bryan Dattilo the 47-year-old soap star who’s played Lucas Horton on Days of Our Lives since 1993 now calls himself grandpa to a bouncing baby boy thanks to his 21-year-old son Gabe and his girlfriend and he’s also becoming a granddad on TV too with Alison Sweeney who plays Sami Brady, no more boozy days or nights for Chrissy Teigen and she declares she’s on the wagon and through with imbibing embarrassments

* Fashion Verdict -- Reese Witherspoon 7/10, Greta Gerwig 1/10 

Page 16: Cover -- As 87-year-old Larry King battled for his life against killer COVID in an L.A. hospital his estranged wife Shawn was making a grab for the talk star’s $50 million fortune -- the cheating blonde is raging because in the months before his hospitalization Larry filed for divorce and cut her out of his will, leaving the fortune to their boys Chance and Cannon and Larry Jr. his son from his second marriage -- it’s going to be a fight to the finish literally and Shawn is trying to make sure she’s not left out when it comes to his cash 

Page 19: 10 Things You Don’t Know About Anthony Anderson

* Kim Cattrall swore off motherhood because bedroom sessions with then-husband Mark Levinson didn’t fit into her Sex and the City shooting schedule -- Kim was 41 and newly wed when she decided to slam the door on pregnancy 

* Bill Cosby is refusing to shower with other inmates a Pennsylvania prison to avoid contracting COVID-19 and he says he controls his stink by washing up in his cell’s sink but he doesn’t expect the situation to last forever because he’s hoping a court will toss his 2018 conviction 

Page 21: LeAnn Rimes has admitted she checked into a mental ward after feeling bullied when news leaked she had cheated on her husband with married Eddie Cibrian -- she reveals she did 30 days in therapy in 2012 because she couldn’t handle the public shaming that rained down on her over her affair with future husband Eddie who was still married to Brandi Glanville and she was still wed to Dean Sheremet -- LeAnn calls her therapy the best gift she could have given herself 

Page 22: True Crime -- Survivor villain Jonny Fairplay is living up to his bad boy image after cops busted TV’s evil liar accusing him of ripping off his dementia-stricken granny 

Page 24: Marie Bobette Riales knows where the bodies are buried in actor Danny Masterson’s Scientology rape scandal and terrified church leaders want her silenced at all costs but Marie who dated the indicted actor and slapped the sci-fi faith with a civil suit won’t back down -- Marie’s impending testimony at Masterson’s criminal trial and in her civil case threatens to destroy the controversial church by exposing the intimidation used by ruthless Scientology bigwigs to hide the twisted secrets of its celebrity members 

Page 26: Health Report 

Page 30: Tom Cruise has taken on the mission to shield his movie crew from the rampaging coronavirus by building a disease-proof studio on a former top-secret army base -- Tom who is already taking heat for screaming curses at crew members who ignored virus safety measures is shelling out millions to build a secure shooting facility at the former English tank base in Longcross -- Tom is obsessed with finding ways to beat the fast-spreading virus ever since filming of Mission: Impossible 7 was shut down when the pandemic savaged Italy and when it spread to Britain 

* Alec Baldwin’s yoga guru wife Hillary a.k.a. Hilaria Baldwin has been busted as a fraud after putting on foreign airs and talking with a Spanish accent -- the mom of Alec’s five young kids claimed to be from the Spanish isle of Mallorca where she was called Hilaria but her tale unraveled after a social media video showed her accent mysteriously drifting on and off and pals from Boston’s preppie Cambridge School of Weston began texting that she’s all-American with one saying her name was indeed Hillary Hayward-Thomas and she did not have a Spanish accent -- now Mrs. Baldwin is confessing she was born in Boston but spent a lot of time in Mallorca where her American parents called her Hilaria and she picked up the accent 

Page 36: Angelina Jolie is panicking over her sky-high legal bills but she only has herself and her vengeful divorce war against ex Brad Pitt to blame -- she may be worth $100 million and rake in moolah from producing and directing but her high-maintenance lifestyle and refusal to finally settle her four-year divorce and custody war with Brad have left her cash-strapped and she’s starting to panic over her dwindling cash flow and every time she files a motion like her losing attempt to dismiss the judge it costs her money because these fancy lawyers can charge more than $850 an hour and it adds up -- more and more Angie’s having to dip into her savings but as much as it hurts she’s stubborn and refuses to settle and she blames Brad for everything -- on top of legal bills the luxury lifestyle she shares with her brood including a whopping $17.5 million mortgage on her L.A. mansion are a humongous cash drain and she also supports a household staff plus she’s never learned to say no when one of the kids wants an expensive high-tech toy 

* Pop diva Taylor Swift’s image has been erased from a mural at Nashville’s iconic Legends Corner bar because some die-hard fans believe she turned her back on country music -- artist Tim Davis notes the saloon’s owners told him to replace Taylor with Brad Paisley -- furious Taylor fans cry that she won country’s highest honor the Pinnacle Award in 2013 but painter Davis notes Taylor has turned to pop and some inebriated bar hoppers have spit on her image specifically feeling betrayed by her venture from country 

Page 40: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s acting unstoppable and savoring his favorite stogies just three months after major heart surgery but a medical expert warns the 73-year-old’s love for cigars could trigger a devastating health catastrophe and he should kick the habit -- however Arnold who had an aortic valve replaced in October has been feeling his oats with galpal Heather Milligan in resort Sun Valley, Idaho 

* In the latest twist in Dr. Dre’s messy billion-dollar divorce the rap mogul admits he spent a night of passion with estranged wife Nicole Young after they split -- in legal documents the music tycoon claims that although Nicole moved out of their family home in mid-March the two continued to speak and socialize and see each other and he also revealed that on the couple’s May wedding anniversary Nicole invited him to dinner at her Malibu home and the two did the horizontal mambo -- Dre vehemently denies Nicole’s claim that he abused her during their 24-year marriage adding she was not and is not afraid of him and insists she’s lying to bolster her divorce claims

Page 45: Robin Williams’ wife Susan Schneider insists she’s haunted by his ghost who shows up when she needs him and she says she recently saw him in the yard 

* Gilligan’s Island’s goody-goody girl Dawn Wells took a shameful regret to the grave that the perky pothead was accused of being a dope dealer -- the 82-year-old actress best known as girl-next-door Mary Ann Summers on the classic sitcom was still humiliated over her secret stoner past when she died of complications from COVID-19 -- her drug scandals dated back to 1998 when her friend and co-star Bob Denver who played Gilligan was arrested after a parcel containing half an ounce of pot was delivered to his house in Princeton in West Virginia and Denver later fingered Dawn as his connection and said she’d been selling him dope since 1995 but Dawn lawyered up and denied everything and was never charged -- she was busted for having marijuana in her car as she drove home from her 69th birthday party in 2007 and she was sentenced to five days in jail and fined and placed on probation -- her years as a pothead continued to haunt her until the end 

Page 47: Bizarre But True 

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Yuletide 2017 Recs, Batch One

15 Recs for American Gods, Atomic Blonde, Baby Driver, the Black Tapes, Blade Runner 2049

Recruits, American Gods

The Norse god of battle and a mad Irish king walk into a bar. This is not a joke, my son: except in a sense, it is. They are Old Gods, it’s the New World, and the game must be kept going.

Sand and Smoke, American Gods

[The Jinn | Ifrit/Salim] - Salim spends the night in the ifrit’s New York apartment and enjoys a private moment with a very special sweater. In the morning, he makes an important decision. 

war paint, American Gods

And that was how Mad Sweeney and Salim found themselves in a place neither of them had ever imagined being: the cosmetics aisle of a Walgreens at 11 PM.

Dreams of Fire, American Gods

[The Jinn | Ifrit/Salim] - When Salim goes to bed, he dreams of him. He tastes him on his tongue, his skin hot and rough like sun-scorched stone, his mouth full of salt and smoke. He trembles in his dream; he moans voicelessly, his body driven on and on, and when he wakes, his stomach is sticky, and there's the lingering taste of smoke on his tongue. But the small apartment of Ibrahim bin Irem is still empty. Salim goes to find the jinn.

shut-eye, American Gods

[The Jinn | Ifrit/Salim] - His brother-in-law might have called this running if he were here. More likely he would express his utter disappointment in Salim, then convince Salim's family to disown him.In fact, it might have already happened.

you lost me in the rear view, American Gods

[Laura Moon/Mad Sweeney] - A lonesome motel pitstop en route to resurrection.

before & after, Atomic Blonde 

[Lorraine/Delphine] - Delphine lives.

(Or: the prelude, the aftermath, and some missing scenes in between.)

i'll sing a song for you (singe ich ein lied für dich), Atomic Blonde

[Lorraine/Delphine] - Yes, she thinks, send me to the most brutal corner of the world. Send me there, and watch me shine; an exploration of Delphine’s first year in Berlin

La Chaleur, Atomic Blonde

[Lorraine/Delphine] - Let them see that she is like the new map of Europe. Scars removed, scrubbed clean. Ready for a new future, a new name. Let them see that, and set her free.

(Paris, the summer after.)

Merge Point, Baby Driver

[Baby/Doc] -  "You are my good luck charm, Baby," Doc says. "Why would I ever let you go?"

Mix-Tapes of Y-our Love, Baby Driver

[Baby/Monica/Buddy] -  Somehow, the mixtapes of Buddy and Darling start to include him.

Trust Fall, The Black Tapes 

[Alex Reagan/Richard Strand] - Alex wakes up bound to a chair at the end of a three-day span she doesn't remember. Strand says he can explain.

je souhaite, The Black Tapes

[Alex Reagan/Richard Strand] - Is it really so bad to be magically trapped inside a house with the object of your (as yet unrequited) affections?

how every place feels like hiding, The Black Tapes

[Alex Reagan/Richard Strand] - He sounds skeptical even when he tries to humor her. Still, she appreciates the unusual amount of effort. It must be herculean on his part. 

Control Theory, Blade Runner 2049

[Officer K/Lt. Joshi] -  Some blade runners only ever follow leads from HQ. Some lieutenants are satisfied with that level of initiative. I think you’re better than that.’ Madam shrugged. ‘Call me sentimental, but I like to see you apply yourself.’ Her smile was a hard, firm line, but it was there.

‘Yes, ma’am.’

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Bootlegs!

I would love to trade, but I can gift if you’re new to the bootleg world. I did not film any of these. Please don’t try to “trade” YouTube videos with me. Also, respect NFT dates. If I forgot to include one, please message me nicely and I’ll put it up. Feel free to ask whatever questions you need to ask. If you’re only interested in VOBs, please ask if I have VOBs of what you want, because I have them for a lot of the shows I have, but it’s easier for me to access my mp4s and I may forget.

Abbreviations I use: OBC = Original Broadway Cast OOBC = Original Off Broadway Cast OBRC = Original Broadway Revival Cast NFT = Not For Trade

3 Musketeers with Aaron Tveit

9 to 5 OBC

13 OBC

1776 (1997 Cast)

21 Chump Street

25th Annual Puntnam County Spelling Bee OBC

A Bronx Tale

A Christmas Story OBC

A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder OBC

Aida with Idina Menzel

A New Brain Original Cast

A New Brain Jonathan Groff

Annie Get Your Gun Bernadette Peters

Annie Get Your Gun Megan Hilty

Aladdin OBC

Altar Boyz

Annie OBRC

Anyone Can Whistle Patti Lupone, Michael Cerveris and Audra McDonald (Ravina production)

Anyone Can Whistle Donna Murphy, Raul Esparza and Sutton Foster (Encores Production)

Anything Goes with Stephanie J. Block

American Idiot Broadway

American Psycho OBC

Anastasia Hartford

Anastasia OBC (NFT until Nov. 1)

Avenue Q OBC

Bandstand OBC

Bare the Musical Off Broadway

Bat Boy Kerry Butler

Beauty and the Beast OBC

Blood Brothers 1989 Proshot

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson Broadway

Book of Mormon OBC

Book of Mormon Nic Rouleau Ben Platt

Book of Mormon London Gavin Creel

Book of Mormon Workshop

Bridges of Madison County OBC

Bright Star Closing Night

Bring It On OBC

Cabaret 1987 (Joel Grey)

Cabaret (Raul Esparza)

Cabaret (Emma Stone)

Cabaret 2014 OBRC

Camelot Richard Burton and Christine Ebersole

Carousel 1994 (Audra McDonald)

Carousel Live from Lincoln Center (Kelli O’Hara, Jessie Mueller)

Carousel (Steven Pasquale Laura Osnes)

Carrie (Off-Broadway)

Catch Me If You Can OBC

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Broadway

Chess in Concert

Chicago OBRC (Ann Reinking, Bebe Newirth)

The Color Purple OBC

The Color Purple OBRC

The Color Purple with Heather Headley

Come From Away OBC

Company in Washington DC (John Barrowman, Alice Ripley)

Company Raul Esparza Proshot

Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime OBC

Dear Evan Hansen OBC

Debbie Does Dallas Sherie Rene Scott

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels OBC

Dog Sees God OOBC

Dogfight OOBC

The Drowsy Chaperone with Bob Saget

Evita OBC (Patti Lupone)

Evita Tour (Raul Esparza)

End of the Rainbow with Tracie Bennet

Equus with Daniel Radcliffe

Falsettos OBC

Falsettos Mandy Patinkin

Falsettos OBRC (2 angles and the proshot rip)

The Frogs Nathan Lane

Fun Home OBC

Fun Home Tour Kate Schindle and Carly Gold

Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum (Nathan Lane revival)

Grey Gardens OBC

Groundhog Day OBC

Guys and Dolls 2009 Revival

Gypsy with Tyne Daly

Gypsy Bette Midler movie

Gypsy with Patti Lupone

Gypsy London proshot

Hair (Encores with Idina Menzel and Jesse Tyler Ferguson)

Hair Actors Benefit Concert (This cast is crazy awesome, PM me for details)

Hairspray OBC

Hairspray OBC conductor cam

Hairspray Aaron Tveit

Hairspray Andrew Rannells

Hairspray OLC

Hamilton OBC

Hamilton OCC

Hamilton Javier Munoz u/s

Hamilton Javier Munoz & Lexi Lawson u/s

Hamilton Act 1 Andrew Rannells

Hand to God (Jim Parsons and Sean Hayes)

Hands on a Hardbody

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Heathers (understudy Heather Chandler and JD)

Heathers Full OC (bad angle, bad filming, only Act 1)

Hedwig and the Angry Inch Off Broadway proshot, JCM

Hedwig and the Angry Inch Andrew Rannells

Hedwig and the Angry Inch Darren Criss

Hedwig and the Angry Inch Jason Cameron Mitchel (Crate Show)

Hedwig and the Angry Inch Taye Diggs

Hedwig and the Angry Inch Lena Hall as Hedwig

Hello Dolly Bette Midler OBRC

Hello Dolly Donna Murphy (NFT until October)

Honeymoon In Vegas

How To Succeed… Daniel Radcliffe

If/Then Jackie Burns

In The Heights OBC

In The Heights Krysta Rodriguez

In The Heights London (a LOT of understudies, though. PM me for details)

Into The Woods 2002 OBC Off-Broadway

Into The Woods Regent’s Park

Into The Woods (Amy Adams, Donna Murphy)

Into the Woods (Heather Headley, Rob McClure)

InTransit Broadway

Jersey Boys with Andrew Rannells

Jesus Christ Superstar Arena Tour proshot

The King and I Donna Murphy

The King and I Kelli O’Hara

The King and I Marin Mazzie

Kinky Boots OBC

Kinky Boots Brendon Urie (starts at Sex is in the Heel)

Kiss Me Kate Rachel York proshot

La Cage aux Folles (both revivals)

Lady Day at Emerson’s Bar and Grill

The Last Five Years Norbert Leo Butz and Lauren Kennedy

The Last Five Years OOBC

The Last Five Years Betsy Wolfe Adam Kantor

The Last Five Years Katie Rose Clarke Adam Halpin

Legally Blonde OBC (proshot)

Les Miserables (Sutton Foster as Eponine)

Les Miserables (Drew Sarich as Valjean)

Les Miserables (Lea Salonga as Fantine)

Les Miserables (Kerry Ellis as Fantine)

Les Miserables 2011

Les Miserables Dallas

Les Miserables 2014 OBRC

Les Miserables 10th Anniversary Concert (proshot)

Lightning Thief Concert

Little Foxes (Laura Linney as Regina)

A Little Night Music Bernadette Peters

The Little Mermaid (Broadway, not out of town tryouts)

Little Shop of Horrors Florida Tryouts (Alice Ripley, Hunter Foster, Billy Porter)

Little Shop of Horrors OBC

Little Shop of Horrors Jake Gyllenhaal

Love Never Dies

Man of LaMancha (2002)

Matilda w/Lesli Margarita

Memphis OBC (proshot)

Merrily We Roll Along Raul Esparza

Merrily We Roll Along 2013

Miss Saigon Lea Salonga Will Chase

Miss Saigon London Revival (Proshot)

Miss Saigon London Revival (bootleg)

Miss Saigon Broadway Revival

The Music Man (Robert Sean Leonard and Rebecca Luker)

The Mystery of Edwin Drood (Revival Cast)

Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 OBC (two of them, one from December)

Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 Scott Sangland

Newsies OBC

Newsies Jeremy Jordan Kara Lindsay (proshot)

Next To Normal OOBC

Next To Normal OBC

Next To Normal OBC (Matinee, VOBs)

Next To Normal 2nd Broadway Preview

Next To Normal Alice Ripley, Jennifer Damiano, & Brian D'Arcy James’ Final Performance

Next To Normal Jessica Phillips & Kyle Dean Massey

On Your Feet OBC 10/17/15

Once OBC

Once with Arthur Darville

Once Upon A Mattress OBRC (Sarah Jessica Parker)

Pacific Overtures OBC (proshot)

Pajama Game Kelli O'Hara Harry Connick Jr.

Parade in Concert (Jeremy Jordan and Laura Benanti)

Parade 2009 LA Production

Passion Patti Lupone 2005 (Lincoln Center)

Pippin Toronto (proshot)

Pippin 2013 OBRC

Pippin with Kyle Dean Massey and Ciara Rene

Phantom of the Opera 25th Anniversary (proshot)

Phantom of the Opera Norm Lewis and Sierra Bogress

The Pirate Queen OBC

The Prom World Premiere

The Producers OBC

Priscilla Queen of the Desert

Ragtime OBC

Reefer Madness OOBC (Kristen Bell)

Rent OBC Opening Night

Rent 10th Anniversary Reunion Concert

Rent Closing Cast with Renee Elise Goldsberry (proshot)

Rent Hollywood Bowl

The Robber Bridegroom (Steven Pasquale)

Rocky OBC (Andy Karl)

Rocky Horror Show OBC (Daphne Rubin-Vega and Joan Jett) [yes, that Joan Jett]

Saved! (Aaron Tveit)

Scarlet Pimpernel

School of Rock OBC

Scotsboro Boys OBC

Secret Garden Concert

Seussical (Rosie O’Donnel)

Side Show OBC

Sister Act OBC

Shuffle Along OBC

Something Rotten OBC

Something Rotten Rob McClure

South Pacific Kelli O’Hara (bootleg)

SpongeBob Musical Chicago Tryout

Spring Awakening Krysta Rodriguez (PM me for details on the understudies)

Spring Awakening Deaf West

Streetcar Named Desire John C. Reilly and Natasha Richardson

Sunday in the Park with George OBRC (Jake Gyllenhaal & Annaleigh Ashford)

Sunset Boulevard 2017 (February 24th)

Sweeney Todd OBC

Sweeney Todd Angela Lansbury proshot

Sweeney Todd 2012 (Imelda Staunton Michael Ball)

Sweeney Todd Concert (Emma Thompson, Christian Borle)

Sweet Charity with Sutton Foster

tick… tick… BOOM OOBC

[title of show]

Thoroughly Modern Millie OBC

Twelfth Night (1998)

Urinetown OBC

Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike OBC

Violet OBRC (Sutton Foster)

Waitress OBC

Waitress Sara Barellies

War Paint OCC

War Paint Broadway previews

We Will Rock You (Kerry Ellis)

The Wedding Singer OBC

West Side Story with Karen Olivo OBRC

Wicked OBC previews

Wicked OBC but Taye Diggs is Fiyero

Wicked Kristin Chenoweth’s Last

Wicked Shoshana Bean, Jennifer Laura Thompson, and Joey McIntyre

Wicked Idina’s “Last performance” Joey McIntyre’s last performance (Shoshana Bean, Jennifer Laura Thompson, and Joey McIntyre)

Wicked Julia Murney Broadway

Wicked Victoria Matlock

Wicked Megan Hilty’s Last Broadway Show with Eden

Wicked Eden Espinosa’s Last Broadway Show

Wicked Eden Espinosa and Megan Hilty LA

Wicked Stephanie J. Block and Analeigh Ashford

Wicked Dee Roscoli

Wicked Willemijn Verkaik and Katie Rose Clarke

Wicked Mandy Gonzalez and Andy Karl

Wicked Lili Cooper and Kara Lindsay

Wicked Laurel Harris and Kara Lindsay

Wicked Kerry Ellis

Wicked Jackie Burns (no fly)

Wicked Jackie Burns 2010

Wicked Donna Vivino tour

Wicked Donna Vivino and Ali Mauzey

Wicked Rachel Tucker and Jonah Platt

Wicked Kara Lindsay and Jennifer DiNoia

The Wild Party Encores!

Wonderful Town Donna Murphy

Xanadu OBC

You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown Revival

I haven’t watched all of these yet, so I may have some cast details slightly wrong (understudies and the like). Please PM me for trading. Be sure to follow me.

Wants:

Avenue Q with Rob McClure

Any Carousel I don’t have

Evita with Eden Espinosa (ready to kill to get this)

Last Five Years with Samantha Barks (one of the only audio trades I will accept)

Any Last Five Years I don’t have

Les Mis in general

Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 w/ Oak and/or Ingrid Michaelson once the NFT date passes

Any Natasha Pierre…. I don’t have

Next to Normal Marin Mazzie

Any Rent that I don’t have (especially if it’s with Sherie Rene Scott)

She Loves Me in general (not the 2016 livestream)

Sunset Boulevard in general

Wicked with Susie Mathers

Wicked in general

And generally anything I don’t have

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Bootlegs!

I would love to trade, but I can gift if you're new to the bootleg world. I did not film any of these. Please don't try to "trade" YouTube videos with me. Also, respect NFT dates. If I forgot to include one, please message me nicely and I'll put it up. Feel free to ask whatever questions you need to ask.

Abbreviations I use: OBC = Original Broadway Cast OOBC = Original Off Broadway Cast OBRC = Original Broadway Revival Cast NFT = Not For Trade

3 Musketeers with Aaron Tveit

9 to 5 OBC

13 OBC

1776 (1997 Cast)

21 Chump Street

25th Annual Puntnam County Spelling Bee OBC

A Christmas Story OBC

A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder OBC

Aida with Idina Menzel

A New Brain Original Cast

A New Brain Jonathan Groff

Annie Get Your Gun Bernadette Peters

Annie Get Your Gun Megan Hilty

Aladdin OBC

Altar Boyz

Annie OBRC

Anyone Can Whistle Patti Lupone, Michael Cerveris and Audra McDonald (Ravina production)

Anyone Can Whistle Donna Murphy, Raul Esparza and Sutton Foster (Encores Production)

Anything Goes with Stephanie J. Block

American Idiot Broadway

American Psycho OBC

Anastasia Hartford

Anastasia OBC (NFT until Nov. 1)

Avenue Q OBC 

Bandstand OBC

Bare the Musical Off Broadway

Bat Boy Kerry Butler

Beauty and the Beast OBC

Blood Brothers 1989 Proshot

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson Broadway

Book of Mormon OBC

Book of Mormon Nic Rouleau Ben Platt

Book of Mormon London Gavin Creel

Book of Mormon Workshop

Bridges of Madison County OBC

Bright Star Closing Night

Bring It On OBC

Cabaret 1987 (Joel Grey)

Cabaret (Raul Esparza)

Cabaret (Emma Stone)

Cabaret 2014 OBRC

Camelot Richard Burton and Christine Ebersole

Carousel 1994 (Audra McDonald)

Carousel Live from Lincoln Center (Kelli O’Hara, Jessie Mueller)

Carousel (Steven Pasquale Laura Osnes)

Carrie (Off-Broadway)

Catch Me If You Can OBC

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Broadway

Chess in Concert

Chicago OBRC (Ann Reinking, Bebe Newirth)

The Color Purple OBC

The Color Purple OBRC

The Color Purple with Heather Headley

Come From Away OBC

Company in Washington DC (John Barrowman, Alice Ripley)

Company Raul Esparza Proshot 

Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime OBC

Dear Evan Hansen OBC

Debbie Does Dallas Sherie Rene Scott

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels OBC

Dogfight OOBC

The Drowsy Chaperone with Bob Saget

Evita OBC (Patti Lupone)

Evita Tour (Raul Esparza)

End of the Rainbow with Tracie Bennet

Falsettos OBC

Falsettos Mandy Patinkin

Falsettos OBRC (2 angles and the proshot rip)

The Frogs Nathan Lane

Fun Home OBC

Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum (Nathan Lane revival)

Grey Gardens OBC

Groundhog Day OBC

Guys and Dolls 2009 Revival

Gypsy with Tyne Daly

Gypsy Bette Midler movie

Gypsy with Patti Lupone

Gypsy London proshot

Hairspray OBC

Hairspray Aaron Tveit

Hairspray Andrew Rannells

Hamilton OBC

Hamilton OCC

Hamilton Javier Munoz u/s

Hamilton Javier Munoz & Lexi Lawson u/s

Hamilton Act 1 Andrew Rannells

Hand to God

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Heathers (understudy Heather Chandler and JD)

Heathers Full OC (bad angle, bad filming, only Act 1)

Hedwig and the Angry Inch Off Broadway proshot, JCM

Hedwig and the Angry Inch Andrew Rannells

Hedwig and the Angry Inch Darren Criss

Hedwig and the Angry Inch Jason Cameron Mitchel (Crate Show)

Hedwig and the Angry Inch Taye Diggs

Hedwig and the Angry Inch Lena Hall as Hedwig

Hello Dolly Bette Midler OBRC

Hello Dolly Donna Murphy (NFT until October)

Honeymoon In Vegas

How To Succeed... Daniel Radcliffe

If/Then Jackie Burns

In The Heights OBC

In The Heights Krysta Rodriguez

Into The Woods 2002 OBC Off-Broadway

Into The Woods Regent’s Park

Into The Woods (Amy Adams, Donna Murphy)

Into the Woods (Heather Headley, Rob McClure)

InTransit Broadway

Jersey Boys with Andrew Rannells

Jesus Christ Superstar Arena Tour proshot

The King and I Donna Murphy

Kinky Boots OBC

Kinky Boots Brendon Urie (starts at Sex is in the Heel)

Kiss Me Kate Rachel York proshot

La Cage aux Folles OBRC

Lady Day at Emerson's Bar and Grill

The Last Five Years Betsy Wolfe Adam Kantor

The Last Five Years Katie Rose Clarke Adam Halpin

Legally Blonde OBC (proshot)

Les Miserables (Sutton Foster as Eponine)

Les Miserables (Drew Sarich as Valjean)

Les Miserables (Lea Salonga as Fantine)

Les Miserables (Kerry Ellis as Fantine)

Les Miserables 2011

Les Miserables Dallas

Les Miserables 2014 OBRC

Les Miserables 10th Anniversary Concert (proshot)

Lightning Thief Concert

A Little Night Music Bernadette Peters

Little Shop of Horrors Florida Tryouts (Alice Ripley, Hunter Foster, Billy Porter)

Little Shop of Horrors OBC

Love Never Dies

Matilda w/Lesli Margarita

Memphis OBC (proshot)

Merrily We Roll Along Raul Esparza

Merrily We Roll Along 2013

Miss Saigon Lea Salonga Will Chase

Miss Saigon London Revival (Proshot)

Miss Saigon London Revival (bootleg)

Miss Saigon Broadway Revival

The Music Man (Robert Sean Leonard and Rebecca Luker)

The Mystery of Edwin Drood (Revival Cast)

Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 OBC (two of them, one from December)

Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 Scott Sangland

Newsies OBC

Newsies Jeremy Jordan Kara Lindsay (proshot)

Next To Normal OOBC

Next To Normal OBC

Next To Normal OBC (Matinee, VOBs)

Next To Normal 2nd Broadway Preview

Next To Normal Alice Ripley, Jennifer Damiano, & Brian D'Arcy James' Final Performance

Next To Normal Jessica Phillips & Kyle Dean Massey

On Your Feet OBC 10/17/15

Once OBC

Once with Arthur Darville

Once Upon A Mattress OBRC (Sarah Jessica Parker)

Pacific Overtures OBC (proshot)

Pajama Game Kelli O'Hara Harry Connick Jr.

Parade in Concert (Jeremy Jordan and Laura Benanti)

Parade 2009 LA Production

Passion Patti Lupone 2005 (Lincoln Center)

Pippin Toronto (proshot)

Pippin 2013 OBRC

Pippin with Kyle Dean Massey and Ciara Rene

Phantom of the Opera 25th Anniversary (proshot)

Phantom of the Opera Norm Lewis and Sierra Bogress

The Pirate Queen OBC

The Prom World Premiere

The Producers OBC

Ragtime OBC

Reefer Madness OOBC (Kristen Bell)

Rent OBC Opening Night

Rent 10th Anniversary Reunion Concert

Rent Closing Cast with Renee Elise Goldsberry (proshot)

Rent Hollywood Bowl

The Robber Bridegroom (Steven Pasquale)

Rocky OBC (Andy Karl)

Rocky Horror Show OBC (Daphne Rubin-Vega and Joan Jett) [yes, that Joan Jett]

Scarlet Pimpernel 

School of Rock OBC

Scotsboro Boys OBC

Secret Garden Concert

Seussical (Rosie O’Donnel)

Side Show OBC

Sister Act OBC

Shuffle Along OBC

Something Rotten OBC

Something Rotten Rob McClure

South Pacific Kelli O’Hara (bootleg)

SpongeBob Musical Chicago Tryout

Spring Awakening Krysta Rodriguez (PM me for details on the understudies)

Spring Awakening Deaf West

Streetcar Named Desire John C. Reilly and Natasha Richardson

Sunday in the Park with George OBRC (Jake Gyllenhaal & Annaleigh Ashford)

Sweeney Todd OBC

Sweeney Todd Angela Lansbury proshot

Sweeney Todd 2012 (Imelda Staunton Michael Ball, very low quality, but it exists)

Sweeney Todd Concert (Emma Thompson, Christian Borle)

tick... tick... BOOM OOBC

[title of show]

Thoroughly Modern Millie OBC

Urinetown OBC

Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike OBC

Violet OBRC (Sutton Foster)

Waitress OBC

Waitress Sara Barellies

War Paint OCC

War Paint Broadway previews

We Will Rock You (Kerry Ellis)

The Wedding Singer OBC

West Side Story with Karen Olivo OBRC

Wicked OBC previews

Wicked Kristin Chenoweth’s Last

Wicked Shoshana Bean, Jennifer Laura Thompson, and Joey McIntyre

Wicked Idina’s “Last performance” Joey McIntyre’s last performance (Shoshana Bean, Jennifer Laura Thompson, and Joey McIntyre)

Wicked Julia Murney Broadway

Wicked Victoria Matlock

Wicked Megan Hilty's Last Broadway Show

Wicked Eden Espinosa's Last Broadway Show

Wicked Eden Espinosa and Megan Hilty LA

Wicked Stephanie J. Block and Analeigh Ashford

Wicked Willemijn Verkaik and Katie Rose Clarke

Wicked Mandy Gonzalez and Andy Karl

Wicked Rachel Tucker and Kara Lindsay

Wicked Laurel Harris and Kara Lindsay

Wicked Kerry Ellis

Wicked Jackie Burns (no fly)

Wicked Jackie Burns 2010

Wicked Donna Vivino tour

Wicked Donna Vivino and Ali Mauzey

Wicked Kara Lindsay

Wonderful Town Donna Murphy

Xanadu OBC

You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown Revival

I haven't watched all of these yet, so I may have some cast details slightly wrong (understudies and the like). Please PM me for trading. Be sure to follow me.

Wants:

Avenue Q with Rob McClure

Any Carousel I don't have

Evita with Eden Espinosa (ready to kill to get this)

Last Five Years with Samantha Barks

Any Last Five Years I don’t have

Les Mis in general

Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 w/ Oak and/or Ingrid Michaelson

Any Natasha Pierre.... I don’t have

Next to Normal Marin Mazzie

Any Rent that I don't have (especially if it's with Sherie Rene Scott)

She Loves Me (not the 2016 livestream)

Sunset Boulevard in general

Wicked with Susie Mathers

Wicked Jennifer DiNoia and Kara Lindsay

Wicked in general

And generally anything I don't have