#ise cube asks

[barry-j-blupjeans]

I saw your tags about Lup and Davenport being good friends and like, especially after story and song I think they'd get real close. I've seen a few 'taako and dav bond over Lucretia-based trauma' fics but I'd love to read a 'lup and dav bond over feeling like everything that happened was their fault' fic. That's where the true angst lies.

god right!!! there's so much potential in the lup-davenport dynamic. the it's-my-fault and the "wow I was so useless for the past 10 years" and being the only two ppl who never really Expanded outside of their one situation, who didn't rr get to make many bonds on this plane,,,

plus i imagine both of them now have some Physical difficulties- dav struggles to speak somedays and so does lup, just bc she spent So Long not being able to talk at all. they both forget they can add onto conversations. plus, they both finally have bodily autonomy for the first time in ages and they don't have to depend on someone else to get something done

and it's a slow process of getting better but they have their family and they have each other!!! they know what it's like!!

[strawbebby-boy]

🍓 if you don't miiiiiiiiiind :3

ofc i dont mind! reese!!!! ur *so* incredibly kind and nice to talk to, plus super funny too?? leave some good traits for the rest of us, wtf?? lsdfsdf. your ideas both w taz and w original stuff are super detailed and fantastic!!

on top of that, your voice is just really pleasing to listen to? idk what it is about it but you seem like the type of person who would do audio book recordings really well. i love that u for u.

plus! also being unashamed of how much you love stuff and just the Passion that you have for what you love is amazing. ur the best!!

[isecubeart]

One, you do colored lines like I do hell yeah- and two, one of the big things is how to do noses! Animal crossing reminiscent :^] your style is *super* recognizable to me

aaa yeah!! i've been told about that the noses are vv animal crossing like sdlkfsd. and colored lines are fun! even tho they take ages sometimes bc I forget the draw the lines on different layers 😔

thank u!

[tinandabin]

A Normal Day In Sagau but with a twist | part 2

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ok, this isn't post isnt related to any of my other sagau posts. I wanted to read something light hearted and comedic so here I am 😃 also the reader has been ise-kaied over here

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You were sitting in your super soft chair, drinking bittersweet tea as you boredly looked out your window, starting at the clouds and thinking of whether you should jump out the window and touch some grass, but before you could take any action the door to your room opened and there came one of your servants.

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"Good afternoon, Your Grace's Beloved, lunch is ready. May I escort you to the dining hall?" She asked politely; keeping her eyes on her shoes.

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"Yo," You replied casually, "I'm not really hungry so y'all could eat without me." Grabbing some sugar cubes, you dumped them into your half-filled cup of tea and stirred it fast.

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"Of course, but I do not think the... Archons would be happy with that." She responded nervously, as she took a glance at you to see your tired eyes.

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"They can suck my nonexistent dick for all I care." You mumbled out and gently told the girl to leave and she did so; albeit a bit hesitantly.

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When you were first ise-kaied to Genshin Impact.. You were expecting yourself to be the creator and for you to be, 1. Hunted down, 2. Then worshipped. You had pricked yourself ( purposefully ) with a stick to see if you had golden blood, only to see clear, diamond-like blood.

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At first, you were confused but when you were face to face with the Archons, while your diamond blood dripped down your finger, you heard them whisper one thing. "You are our....Creator's Beloved."

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Apparently, in one of the scrolls, the Creator wrote something along the lines of, "And whosoever be blessed to have blood like diamond shall be the one I cherish forever; be aware my children, for they appear only once in a Blue Moon."

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So here you are now. Stuck in this palace with all the acolytes worshipping you as 'Their Holy Grace's Beloved.' Man, you really are so done with this shit. Because yeah sure, you are the Creator's Beloved but that didn't give you any cool powers. So, conclusion: You can't fucking escape until you meet this so-called creator. You will sucker punch that bastard in the face bro.

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You groaned as you heard your door open again, betting 10 sugar cubes that it's probably one of the Archons. Time for another headache.

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Masterlist

[ceilingfan5]

8 (What is the last scene you’ve written?) and 9 (What is your favorite dialogue you’ve written so far?) for the wip asks ? thank u ! -ise

(wip ask game!!!)

so the youtube au got put on the shelf so i could write 90,000 words of cruise fic but i wanna get back to it!!! the last scene i had written was Kravitz getting home from work and debating whether he should snoop or mind his own beezwax  👀 

and you KNOW i love my dialogue so it's hard to choose but here's the first bit that made me smile scrollin thru:

“I’m not that grumpy, am I?” Kravitz frowns, the bussing bin on his hip. He looks at Magnus. Magnus looks right back at him, doing a stupid thing with his eyebrows. “God, whatever, maybe I am happy, fine.”

“Said like a true ungrumpy, normal aged man.”

Kravitz slams the bin down and loose ice cubes rattle.

“Go ahead, call me an octogenarian-”

“I’m not sure I can reclaim that,” Magnus says, with a shit-eating grin. 

“But I’m normal and feeling normal and everything is fine and regular-”

“Cause of the prunes? The prunes you eat? The prunes you eat every day, you grouchy, ancient, ancient motherfucker?” Magnus snickers.

[rieindiegames]

I saw a Bart Simpson ice cube moulds in a store today and all I could think of was Ise probably also sells ice cube moulds shaped like him 🤣

You know, probably! 😂😂😂 Even if he didn't someone else in the realm certainly would! Also, how could you not snap a pic of the moulds and send them with this ask!? Away to Google I go!

[ecothroat]

🌠👀? -ise

blupjeans, amazing art AND writing, and dope nicknames 🤙🤙

mutuals send me a 🌠 and i’ll tell you 3 things i associate with you!

[mikauzoran]

Adrienette Drabble Eighteen: Meeting

“Phalanges…metatarsals…the one that’s the same as the ancient writing system….” Elise O’Leary bit her lip but then stopped when she realized it was messing up her lipstick.

Makeup would be furious if she got sent back to them…again.

It hit her: “Cuneiforms. Then…cube something…. Cuboid…calcaneus…talus…and one more.”

“—ise. Elise?”

Elise whipped around to see Marinette looking absolutely frazzled. “Sorry. I was trying to remember something. What did you say?”

“I said that Victoire is having a little trouble with her shoot. It will be at least twenty minutes before we’re ready for you, if you want to go sit down. I’ll come get you when it’s time,” Marinette informed, checking her notepad and beginning to chew on the inside of her cheek.

“Okay. Thanks for letting me know.”

Marinette nodded and started on her way out of the dressing tent.

“Hey,” Elise called after her.

Marinette nearly tripped as she stopped and looked up. “Hm?”

“Are you okay, Sweetie?” Elise tentatively inquired. “You don’t look so great.”

Marinette put on a weary smile, trying to fake it. “I think Monsieur Agreste is trying to assassinate me,” she chuckled. “He expects a lot out of his interns…and I haven’t been getting a lot of sleep lately. I had a fight with a friend that’s really weighing on me, so…” She shrugged, pretending it was no big deal.

Elise nodded. “Not…what was her name? …Alya?”

Marinette shook her head. “Another friend…. I hurt them pretty bad, so…”

“…I’m sorry,” Elise mumbled, not knowing what else to say.

Marinette attempted another brave smile. “I have to go, but thanks for asking, Elise.” She waved as she turned and strode out of the tent with purpose.

Elise sighed and pulled off her shoe to look down at her foot where she had labeled the bones to help her study for her test on Tuesday. “Navicular,” she read. “Navicular. That was it. That was the one I missed.”

She looked to the side at her reflection in the mirror and blew out a frustrated puff of air. Did she really need to be able to name all of the bones in the foot to be a good pediatrician? Probably not, but she did need to be able to pass her test to maintain her grades and keep her scholarship.

With another sigh and a toss of her long, auburn hair, Elise made her way outside with the intention of watching Victoire’s portion of the shoot.

Plans changed, however, when she spotted a familiar blonde boy some ways away on the periphery of the park, leaning against the trunk of one of the trees in the corner by the playground, surreptitiously watching the photoshoot from afar.

Elise bit her lip, momentarily weighing the pros and cons before deciding on “screw it”.

Adrien didn’t even seem to notice her approach, he was so absorbed in the action. An obvious look of longing was plastered on his face. Coupled with his intermittent sighs, it was easy for Elise to diagnose lovesickness…and that was interesting.

Before they had started dating, Adrien told her that he was already in love with someone else whom he was trying to get over, and when he’d broken up with Elise, he’d admitted that he was still so far gone on the other girl that he wasn’t able to be in a relationship with her. Now, either Adrien had gotten over the one girl and fallen hard for another in the month since he and Elise had broken up, or the girl Adrien was stuck on was present at the photoshoot.

That was very interesting.

Elise looked back at the shoot, taking in Victoire trying to look fresh and full of vitality when she was so obviously hung over. Victoire was twenty-six and probably not the object of Adrien’s affections.

Eponine, a cute blonde of nineteen, was leaning against the fence encircling the park with twenty-year-old Coralie who was twirling a long strand of her brunette wig round and round her finger. Both girls were nice enough. Coralie was a bit of an airhead that Elise couldn’t really see Adrien interested in, and Eponine mostly concerned herself with yoga, manicures, and jocks. While by no means dumb, Eponine was a little too shallow for Adrien.

That left Simone with her dirty blonde hair and her big brown eyes. She was witty and well-read. A little quiet but nice once you got her talking. She could possibly be Adrien’s type.

Elise looked back and forth between Adrien and Simone.

Yes. It definitely seemed that Adrien was gazing wistfully in the direction of where Simone was having her outfit straightened and fussed over by a very harried looking Marinette.

…Marinette.

Marinette whom Adrien talked about constantly. Marinette whom Adrien always spent his time with. Marinette, Adrien’s very best friend.

“Oh,” Elise gasped as many things that had occurred during the month and a half she had dated Adrien took on new significance. All the times he already had plans “with a friend”…who suddenly wasn’t Nino. All of the times she’d caught him smiling at his phone over an incoming text…

It stung a bit, but knowing that it had been Marinette that Elise had lost out to made it more bearable. Marinette had gone out of her way to befriend Elise after she and Adrien started dating, and Marinette had always been there to talk and explain whenever Adrien did something frustrating or weird. Marinette had been a sort of “users’ manual”. Marinette had been unfailingly kind and supportive.

Marinette hadn’t known about Adrien’s feelings for her.

Maybe Marinette still didn’t know.

“Adrien?” Elise called.

Adrien jumped, head whipping around. His facial features did somersaults from surprise to terror to absolute panic as he registered her identity.

“E-Elise?!” he squeaked and then quickly cleared his throat to correct his pitch. “What are you doing here?”

The fear and mortification on his face were without price. Absolutely adorable.

“Working,” Elise chortled. “Some of us have to pay our own way through medical school, Candy Floss,” she teased, laughing harder as his face went crimson.

“S-Sorry,” Adrien choked.

“No worries,” she assured, coming to stand next to him.

He tensed.

She laughed. “Take it easy. I’m not going to bite you.”

Adrien did not lower his guard. “Sorry. It’s just…the last time I saw you…”

He had been breaking up with her.

“I just kind of expected you to hold a grudge or something. Not that I think you’re the type of person to hold a grudge,” he quickly backpedaled, waving his arms frantically, panic in his eyes. “I mean, I know what an awesome person you are, but—”

“—Adrien,” Elise did him the kindness of cutting him off. “Relax. We’re good.”

Still he squirmed. “…Yeah?”

“Yeah,” she stressed. “It’s been a month. I’ve moved on.”

“…Oh.” Adrien re-crossed his arms, looking back out at the photoshoot. “Good. That’s good. I…It kind of slipped my mind that other people do that. Move on…. I just thought you’d hate me because I was so horrible to you.”

Elise shrugged, flipping her waist-length red hair over her shoulder. “You weren’t that bad.”

Adrien shot her an incredulous look. “I was emotionally cheating on you for the entire duration of our relationship.”

Elise shrugged again. “And yet, you are not the worst boyfriend I’ve ever had. I’ve had guys physically cheat on me, and they didn’t feel bad about it. I’ve dated emotionally abusive guys before. I’ve dated guys who were only with me because they wanted to sleep with me. In the grand scheme of things, you being a total flake and always cancelling or forgetting about plans was annoying and at times hurtful, but… You told me you were in love with someone else that you were trying to get over. I thought you’d gradually fall for me and things would work out, but…”

Adrien looked away. “Sorry.”

Elise shook her head slowly. “I liked when you brought me flowers. I liked that you actually listened when I talked to you and seemed like you cared about what I had to say. I liked that you felt bad about lying to me. I liked that you brought me candy when you felt bad about lying to me. Adrien, I kind of knew that things weren’t working after three weeks of dating you. It was stupid of me to hold out hoping you’d change.”

“I’m still sorry I dragged you into my quarter-life crisis,” Adrien sighed.

“Don’t be,” she chuckled, cheerily informing, “Dating you increased my public visibility and made marketing myself easier. I’ve gotten a lot more job offers since I started dating you.”

Adrien gave an ironic snort at that, a tentative smile starting to peek through his apprehension. “Well, at least things worked out for one of us.”

The mirth slowly drained out of Elise as she frowned in concern. “Things not going well for you, Candy Floss?”

Adrien shook his head. “I’m kind of scraping the bottom of the barrel.” He glanced back to where Marinette was straightening Coralie’s wig.

Elise looked too, pursing her lips. “Things aren’t going well with Marinette?”

Adrien jumped, terror coming back onto his face. “W-What?”

“She’s the girl you’re in love with, isn’t she?” Elise smiled hesitantly.

Adrien stared abashedly, his mouth hanging open. “How…?”

“Deductive reasoning,” Elise confessed. “I saw you watching the shoot and looking like a lovesick puppy, so I figured you had either magically managed to fall in love with someone else or that the girl you were in love with was one of the models or staff. It made sense that it was Marinette.”

“Yeah,” Adrien sighed miserably. “It makes so much sense that it’s Marinette.”

“You should tell her how you feel,” Elise urged, giving Adrien’s arm a playful nudge. “You two are such close friends, I bet it would be an easy transition to dating.”

Adrien paled. “Elise—”

“—No, seriously,” she insisted. “Marinette adores you. We used to talk about you all the time when you and I were dating, and she always stood up for you and really seemed to understand you. She already loves you; I bet she could fall in love with you if given a little push. Come on. I’ll totally be your wingman.”

“Elise,” Adrien groaned softly. “Thank you. I appreciate it, but things are really, really complicated with Marinette right now.”

Elise rolled her eyes. “Fine. If you want to languish in love with her when you two could be happy, that’s none of my business, Candy Floss. Go ahead and wait until you’re ready, but, in the meantime…” She grabbed his wrist and started pulling him closer to the shoot. “at least come say hi.”

“W-What?” Adrien tripped forward after Elise. “N-No! No, no, no. Elise!”

She’d gotten him several meters before he regained his balance enough to dig his heels in.

“You don’t understand. I can’t—”

“—Hey, M&M!” Elise shouted, waving.

Marinette looked up and froze, alarm and guilt seizing her as she caught sight of Adrien.

Plagg pinched Adrien in an attempt to remind his chosen to breathe, and the only thing that kept Adrien on his feet was the intense need to look dignified in front of Marinette.

Elise missed the cues completely and called out again. “Marinette, come over here a second. Look who came to say hi!”

Marinette briefly debated telling Elise she was too busy to talk, but the anxious look on Adrien’s face gave her pause. If Marinette made excuses, it might seem dismissive and make Adrien feel rejected. As much as Marinette really couldn’t handle Adrien right at that moment, she also couldn’t hurt him by walking away. She didn’t want to hurt him again. She’d already done enough.

Tucking a stray bang back behind her ear, Marinette resolutely made her way over to Adrien and Elise. “H-Hello,” she greeted shyly.

“H-Hi,” Adrien managed in a very small, fragile voice. He cleared his throat. “Hi, Marinette.”

Elise frowned.

Marinette bit her lip and glanced off to the side. “So…what brings you here, Adrien?” She had meant it to sound friendly and polite, as if she were interested in learning what he was up to, but it came out a little tense because of her nerves, and it ended up sounding accusatory.

“I am so sorry,” Adrien whispered contritely, rushing to get the words out. “I didn’t mean—I was never going to talk to you. You weren’t supposed to know I was here. I didn’t mean to interrupt your work, and I’m really sorry about this. I know you told me not to text or call or talk to you, and I swear I wasn’t going to. I didn’t mean for this to happen. I just—”

“—Marinette, Adrien, I am so sorry,” Elise interrupted, and both parties turned to gawk at her in confusion.

“Marinette, I’m the one who invited Adrien,” Elise explained, trying to undo the damage she had unknowingly caused.

A nonplussed frown slowly formed on Marinette’s face. “You did?”

“Yes,” Elise insisted. “We were going to get coffee together, so I asked him to meet me here so we could go after the shoot.”

Marinette balked at this. “What?! Are…Are you two…getting back together or something?”

Elise laughed heartily. “No. Absolutely not. We just ran into each other and decided we wanted to try to reconnect as friends. So…coffee.” Elise shrugged by way of explanation. “But I told him the wrong time on purpose so that he’d show up during the shoot and see me all dolled up. You know. Just a little harmless revenge. Show him what he’s missing out on.”

Marinette nodded, slowly processing Elise’s words. “Oh. Okay. That makes sense.”

“I’m so sorry, M&M.” Elise reached out and clasped the hand in which Marinette was not currently gripping her notepad. “I had no idea that this was going to be a problem. I never would have done something like this if I had known.”

“No, Elise,” Marinette assured, giving the older girl’s hand a squeeze. “It’s okay. It’s no one’s fault.” Marinette tentatively turned to Adrien who sucked in a sharp breath. “Adrien, I’m really glad that you’re making plans with friends.” She hesitated, wondering if it would help or hurt before she added, “I’ve been really worried.”

Adrien blushed, nervously fingering the bruise hidden under his scarf. “Thanks. Um…speaking of making plans with friends…” He knew the answer was no even before he asked, but… “It’s Saturday. I know we skipped last week for obvious reasons, but…would you want to get Chinese and watch anime tonight, or…?”

Marinette winced, and Adrien regretted saying anything. She looked down at her shoes as she kicked at the dirt. She shook her head sadly.

“Th-That’s okay,” he rushed to assure, spiting out the lie as fast as he could. “I mean, I figured, but…maybe…maybe next week?” he inquired hopefully.

Two weeks was enough “space”, right?

Marinette grimaced. “Adrien…probably not next week.”

“O-Oh.” Adrien’s throat felt dry. “That’s…Okay. Yeah. That’s…”

Adrien had expected this to blow over much, much sooner.

“…fine. I mean, let me know if you change your mind. I’m…” His tongue was sticking to the roof of his mouth. “I’m always an option,” he whispered with a paste-on smile.

Marinette closed her eyes and took a measured breath. It looked as if his words had physically pierced one of her lungs.

“But if you don’t change your mind, I’ll still be free the Saturday after that, so…” he tried.

Marinette slowly shook her head, prying her damp eyes open to meet his. “Adrien? I’m sorry, but I can’t do this. Right now, I can’t tell you how long it’s going to take for things to go back to the way they were before. When I know, you’ll be the first person I tell, but…until then, I really need some space, okay?”

“You think this is going to take longer than three weeks?” Adrien squeaked in dismay.

Marinette shook her head more vehemently. “Adrien, I don’t know. I don’t know how long it’s going to take to sort out my thoughts and feelings. I’m sorry.”

Adrien wilted, whispering, “So am I.”

He never should have told her the truth. He should have kept his identity to himself.

“I don’t want to hurt you,” Marinette whimpered.

It was the same thing Ladybug told Chat Noir every time before she said something she knew was going to hurt him.

“Noted,” Adrien mumbled. “So…I guess I’ll…not call you…and keep not texting you and not talking to you.”

“Please,” Marinette entreated. “…And keep making plans with your other friends instead.”

Adrien made a half-hearted noise of agreement directed down at their feet.

Marinette cleared her throat. “I have to go.”

Adrien’s gaze snapped up. The words “please stay” were on the tip of his tongue because even though she was telling him things he didn’t want to hear, at least she was talking to him…and she wouldn’t be talking to him again for upwards of two more weeks once she walked away.

She put on a brave, tired smile.

Now that he really looked at her, he realized that Marinette looked exhausted, that deep, bone-weariness that Adrien had been feeling lately.

They were in the same boat. She found this draining too. She didn’t really want to do this either.

He returned her smile with a melancholy yet hopeful one of his own. “Okay. Thanks for taking the time out to say hi.”

“Sure.” She shrugged. “It’s not a big deal. It was good to see you. It’s just your father is a bit of a slave driver, so I can’t chat for too long.”

“He’s really impressed by you,” Adrien hurriedly informed, stealing just a few more seconds with her. “He admires your work, and he wants to keep seeing you grow and succeed.”

Marinette stared at him speechlessly, and it was several beats before she found her voice. “Did he say that?”

Adrien shrugged. “More or less.”

A genuine smile finally broke through Marinette’s guilt and weariness. “Wow. Thank you.”

“You earned it,” he assured fondly, wishing they had more time. He’d sit with her and tell her about all the ways in which she was talented and worthy of praise and attention.

Adrien threw in one of his patented winks and did an internal victory dance as he watched her blush.

She still had feelings for him. Maybe he hadn’t ruined everything.

Marinette smiled bashfully, holding his gaze for a few electrically charged seconds before turning to Elise. “Seven minutes, okay?”

Elise nodded awkwardly.

“Have fun getting coffee.” Marinette gave a little finger wave as she turned to go.

Adrien waved back even though Marinette couldn’t see.

“Sorry for all the drama,” Adrien sighed to Elise as he watched Marinette walk away, unable to take his eyes off of her.

“Adrien, I am so sorry that happened,” Elise returned, feeling awful for what she’d unwittingly dragged him through.

Adrien shrugged. “It’s my fault for being somewhere I’m not supposed to be…. Thanks for covering for me being a creepy stalker, by the way. I swear I just…I wanted to see her. I haven’t seen her in forever. She’s avoiding me at school, and I’m not allowed to call or text or email or anything, so…I just wanted to see her and make sure she’s doing okay.”

He looked up tentatively. “Does it seem like she’s doing okay?”

Elise bit her lip but then caught herself and stopped before she could mess up her lipstick. “No. I just asked her today, since she’s looked a little run down this past week, and it sounds like she’s pretty torn up over…whatever happened with you.”

Adrien frowned. Part of him was glad he wasn’t the only one suffering, but a bigger part deeply regretted that he had brought this upon his Lady. He knew how wrecked he was feeling, and he didn’t want to drag her down with him.

“I told her I loved her. Like, three weeks ago. I kissed her and then I ran off and I avoided her for a week and a half because I didn’t have the spine to face her. Last week she cornered me, and we finally talked about it…and things blew up,” Adrien explained. “She has feelings for me too, but…apparently, I’m not emotionally stable enough to date, and there was this other guy she was interested in, but I kind of ruined her chances with him, so I think she’s disappointed in me, and…like I said, it’s really, really complicated.”

“Oh, Candy Floss,” Elise whispered. “I’m sorry.”

Adrien shook his head. “Thanks, but I’ve done it all to myself. I haven’t really been thinking the past four months, and that’s gotten me into all this trouble…. I appreciate the sympathy, though.”

“…Adrien, would you actually want to go get coffee after this?” Elise tentatively proposed. “Marinette has to see us leave together so that the story appears to check out, but what’s to stop us from actually getting coffee? Unless you’re busy.”

“I…” Adrien considered the offer for a moment. “I don’t actually have anything to do. My father has cut my workload to practically nothing, and my friend group is a little compromised because of the Marinette situation, so…I could actually really use a friend, if you’re willing to hang out with a walking dumpster fire.”

“I’d be happy to spend time with you, Adrien,” Elise chuckled, giving Adrien a playful nudge.

[babyawacs]

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him traitor he aeh even wrote a diary about it woa satanic he hates th e germans  occasionally  but satanic enough  right then evenmore so *** ***** no melodram itis biology what they damage not a tomato or some dull rock we focus on preve ntion and fix is brightside jews andor ivy harvard atleast billionairegrade usa b e f o r e standar ds lowered ie towards higherstandards more towards regeneration on prevented added harm ******** * ////// they are  g e r m a ns they aeh germancure aeh nervous guts from crapping ocne a day or twice aday after subdue to t r y i n g t o fourtimes a day woopsie if mysteriously theorgans die and they gladly kill support for it to resubdue  as poisongas every chow irradiate and xraybeam and terror cockroachdrug spoil filters it is g e r m a n y its  devious bbbbbbbbbbbbbbastardmonsters squared cubed w ith victimblame and no why was something you  got it d e e d t yped //// the germans usually poisongased arbitraritly that shifted to pat hogengasing inthe chamber does noone wonder evenabout the co2 specialmix killtricks inteh values in  air vent throughput thatthey isntalled the gasvalves intothe freshair channel above window plants  because itis  f resh throughput  a n d a bubble of ionised air this year with minimal ex posure outside to people  but rigorous washing after grocerystore and outside including pullover c hange phone cleaning they got pathogen loads and co2 values and nox values and interoxide exchange murdertricks and arsenide values and such of which use the chance notarstamp it publish it it is not just deedtyp ed itis f a c t u a l i t y deedtyped and as typical intel murder tricks hedged stigmas typical damages on counterfactual basis instead see if temperature (!)because i ts airflush through can be nutted on what them gas allalong whcih allknow allalong asits daycharge d allalong phone replace 1948 during mail is //// #teeth #example checkalso iftgermans wer e again onthe teeth the lowleft outest one doesnt addup again its likely facebone teethbonemess ona formerfix they always dothese things andimstuck withthe day damamge the 12tooth isthesame itwas fixed then faceboneteethbonemess february or april redmamged it  then it infected on rootcanal toot hbase  the facebone teethbonemesses were from experiment surgeries 2004 with cheap klammern s on but isntead fixed once remessed re remessed and re re remessed itis healthin surance charged  sothe teethdamamges the a b s c e n c e of other problems on teethflesh for tenyears the ring around which teeth were damaged by their very own assessment t heir own assessment each front top teeth namely a big ring aroudn it a f t e r this they suddenly drilled the outerlow ones too whihc were n o t highlighted as damamged intheir very own assessment allofthe mess i s a big big big fuckup  of day damages based on r e a l d e a l harm fori nstance verfassungsschutz installs a tooth inthe basis of leftlow in rubbertitts which occasionally inj ured the toothflesh then overtaped it the teeth scans are an (!)alleinstellungsmerkmal they identi fy people by teeth scans and implant scans and such  notjust chips the m mwaves are looooong time around inthe realdeal the radio spectroscopy knew allalong their own mix as what i brought the cops a n d threw intothe mailbox to opcw and embassi es //// childfoolmess 311  slapemdown squeeze e m destroy gasvalves itisnot bigdeal germans shuffle stigmas because itis intel itis whichtrickwo rksrightnow decoys that their government+criminal timecontrolsystem is daytimecharged quells fortune access selfhelp shuffles murder tricks and pedo orgies tomake guilty if pathologisationsticks it s batshitnuts or cook forehead momfool if pervert itspedoorgies if hooker oftheland its hookersmear andabuse if hatenut hitler terror threat its that if teenieweeenie turnbackclock trick its taht b ecause itis intel daytimecharged germangovt+timecontrolsystem itis which trick works thistime find foot aim catapulter usually suffocatekilltrickssssuffocate cockroach ondamamgedheart 230 squeeze cautionwithsupport chekcifits gaser above only pieceof crap itslike cockroaches damage moelst rape and see ifthey can reinterpet sth that youre guilty for t h e i r crimes this is mildsafe while yo ufight not to die on a hearttrick oftheirs repeated cockroaches ihate em //// brainwave scissor nanooilantenna ornot readsout every thought realti me. @doc @doctors @redcross @who @harvard why can fools get away with trick framing priming fear fe ars uncontrolledfears p a n i c while the type is bombout suffocator gaser jailassmolester in a n g e r  victimisation how is it not  o b v i o u s the criminal german govt with its timeco ntrol accomplices shuffled harms shuffled proxies quelled selfhelp got daytimecharged forthe monstr osities they commit realtime and there on shuffled a n y e v e r ysingle dirty trick they had to qu ell it as immunisation which isnt even new the first thing snowden expected was docification the gundeal  bureacrat got intotheir realdeal- got docified - rehabilitated in daytime govt tv  a mirac le on fresh leadership freshbroom miracle  maybe vonderleyen  but its not new? ******* how do the germans get away with  misusing docification for control and quell of their sins their ge rman monstrosities they a r e daytime charged they quelledit and corner it to nutting while effort ing h e a r t  k i l l and xraybeam and arbitrariy hideousmix trick not one unspoiled meal ******* catapult terror is just as spam as intel roofhole gasing deed typed a ndthefix: to either batshit nutsnesss: pedo orgies pedo sexual assault wi th minors dozens a day sometimes after daytimecharging it uptothis januar eu humanrights 3781/20   since 2800/10 6ar50/19local in d-74821 / /// good doctors dont try to havebeenright nomatter what the facts are and sure not if setup by a criminal system and damnsure not when everything thats happening is f a r f ar f a r m o r e relevant than any cherrypicked template sh itball throw bum lidokain atit or find the cockroach that intel roofhole gases and murder beam rada rtricks into heart and shutsdown digestive system+stomach and catapults interoxide exchange cellsuf focators into heart wait its deedtyped? and the typing of it is the nutting? just thatthe heart dies from 69HDL 91LDL and 91mgdl longtermsugar? I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com P HONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/C hristianKiss ///// example: fortune: canthey buy a magflight?  @ap @reute rs @bbc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom  example  #gund eal discredited madeit into daysheeple govt tv. nothing is new about the trick /// framing here: wasit a mistake?nota mistake? : thegermans?misuse?their doc system? as? control entity. its obvious an d norway didnt lookatit before.   /// as charg ed "immunisation is averted+nut tricks asif no compensation is necessary ofwhatthey overtape allalong" @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom thebasisis intelhell +covered aswhat. whiletheir basis nutit doesnot undo compensate neutered mengeletricks  //// repalced ph one 1951 +ealrmypahtic then ehadimapct +ealrmypahticaime 1954 /// ddddddddd ddddddrrowsyign headimapct bycockroach 1950  then ear whzatisit they donthave to justify each catapult and chamber gasing isitntit its howtote rrorise a pet in a cage  w a y toooften then sneakintoit and pornit and thats the germanfix becaus e they are german they deserve the inventions too itis hightreason togermany ifthey dont //// wha tis the pro-word for idddiots that damageyou suffocate you to find what a damaged transvestitefool you are soit saves em money #sudokus .@law @law @laws @harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @snowden @haaret zcom lawyers hedge abit that every crime the germans did,occured while they tried to hedge every we t fart on hemmorides as severe mental illness allalong these tricks decoy who is charged daytime for what whilethey d o what allalong while what is charged daytime decoyed with what allalo ng //// is?nutting? intel hell a crime? a nd if staying damages happen? staying damages they overtape and know? staying damamges they overtap e and know c h a r g e d d a y t i m e? adds damages d u r i n g nutting rapes and adds pedo sexu al assaults during nutting  for charging it daytime andifits based on averted formality immunisati on caused as botch?  but immunised the rapers?  from angle to angle it gets german german german and really german itsjust the part of it what youwanna pokein?  poisons ?  brought to clowncops inte firstplace whilethey shuffle more harms? yomama from a criminally insane family while they dothe same with her? oh whoopsie it died barely averting the worst regularly? prostitute of the la nd and the worstpaid ever we set it up and breach barricades and set himup to after prep and reinstal l barricades because were german nice? what a spects of this mess doyouwan to pokein? he shower s and feeds the cat but its not...  .. .. ae h.. . .. aaadunno cant we .. sssssse x! pedo! sex!  because he is aeh a  t r a n s v e s t i t e  and I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – R aw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry @BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? 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#how #is #there #access #to #make #it #so  .@law @law @laws @harvard_law @lawyercom @ap @reuters @b bc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom  publish howmany analysiseswere cooked away hey. cmon now. hooooooowmany even the clowns knew  itslike noooooo! without that hes the total psycho mybrother was like aaaaaw?areyou a lw a y s so complicated?! andimthinking isit a dou ble??????? wha.. ofcourse! mybrother wouldnt ask t his what  t h e  youdont need  biting out my bullet outofmy shoulder sp itting at it and dumping whiskey onit and ha! aint notbhing but a scratch k indof things cmon now hooooooowmany anal ysies developments did they cookaway publish it notarstamped ********** keypoint: what is daytime charged whileyou nutcorner it or shuffle tricks to devalue it who is daytime charged da ytime and this is whats happening afterwards *********** but but but b ut something r e m i n d s them of sth and then it makes it so…  //// whyyyyyywould  iddddddddiots that donot udnerstand what im doing but sh uffle stigmas to degrade in asystem cooking analysises and developments daily onpurpose actually ass ume that t hat kind of brain doesnot develop in right that region inthe smartest of family  most disciplined all life maybe too and then not even notice these things but effort confirmation bias asiftheres a bonus whentheyre right about a trick or a malus whentheyre wrong about a trick so damage it  in asystem that cooks heads village cornerw ise a r b i t r a r i l y a s dayt iemcharged where doyou start what the civillian h ad to explain em here what the pros wouldnt know already : intel s shuffle stigmas because it is intel,itis alla bout which trick works thistime which trick sticks thistime that s o m e ofthefools pretendit beleiveit  ispartoft he trick framing priming woodbride distortion bend it redact it allyouwant /// no melodram itis biology they damage of a human being but arbitrarily harm to killhideously or just arbtirarily dowhattheywant arbitrarily asifits a tomato or a rock ******** we foc us on prevention and fix is brightside jews andor ivy harvard atleast billio nairegrade usa b e f o r e standards lowered ie towards higherstandards more towards regeneration on prevented added harm ********* than nextbest bumlidokain germancure find a fengshui german fengs hui alibi to throw more pills at t h a t while allalong #medic #medical #medi file posts list accur ate only a p a r t of themess plus longterm effects plus the things that matter c u m u la t i v e l y ontop of allofthat suffocate it maeke it think like a prostitute  mon foolit germancure youre not you(theyaaaaaaallll are themselves) damage turn backclock tricks sneaky deconstruction so it fits its a trashcan leeech it why isit billionaire fix ed whenhe cant buy food leechit trickery  heartkill he aeh we aeh deserve 50bucks webloated to 650 a nd we deserve because he aeh  xraymurder beam head heart allday everyday rubidium radongasing xraybeamtricks  pathogen killit he types what we do with him traitor he aeh even wrote a diary about it woa satanic he hates th e germans  occasionally  but satanic enough  right then evenmore so *** ***** no melodram itis biology what they damage not a tomato or some dull rock we focus on preve ntion and fix is brightside jews andor ivy harvard atleast billionairegrade usa b e f o r e standar ds lowered ie towards higherstandards more towards regeneration on prevented added harm ******** * ////// they are  g e r m a ns they aeh germancure aeh nervous guts from crapping ocne a day or twice aday after subdue to t r y i n g t o fourtimes a day woopsie if mysteriously theorgans die and they gladly kill support for it to resubdue  as poisongas every chow irradiate and xraybeam and terror cockroachdrug spoil filters it is g e r m a n y its  devious bbbbbbbbbbbbbbastardmonsters squared cubed w ith victimblame and no why was something you  got it d e e d t yped //// the germans usually poisongased arbitraritly that shifted to pat hogengasing inthe chamber does noone wonder evenabout the co2 specialmix killtricks inteh values in  air vent throughput thatthey isntalled the gasvalves intothe freshair channel above window plants  because itis  f resh throughput  a n d a bubble of ionised air this year with minimal ex posure outside to people  but rigorous washing after grocerystore and outside including pullover c hange phone cleaning they got pathogen loads and co2 values and nox values and interoxide exchange murdertricks and arsenide values and such of which use the chance notarstamp it publish it it is not just deedtyp ed itis f a c t u a l i t y deedtyped and as typical intel murder tricks hedged stigmas typical damages on counterfactual basis instead see if temperature (!)because i ts airflush through can be nutted on what them gas allalong whcih allknow allalong asits daycharge d allalong phone replace 1948 during mail is //// #teeth #example checkalso iftgermans wer e again onthe teeth the lowleft outest one doesnt addup again its likely facebone teethbonemess ona formerfix they always dothese things andimstuck withthe day damamge the 12tooth isthesame itwas fixed then faceboneteethbonemess february or april redmamged it  then it infected on rootcanal toot hbase  the facebone teethbonemesses were from experiment surgeries 2004 with cheap klammern s on but isntead fixed once remessed re remessed and re re remessed itis healthin surance charged  sothe teethdamamges the a b s c e n c e of other problems on teethflesh for tenyears the ring around which teeth were damaged by their very own assessment t heir own assessment each front top teeth namely a big ring aroudn it a f t e r this they suddenly drilled the outerlow ones too whihc were n o t highlighted as damamged intheir very own assessment allofthe mess i s a big big big fuckup  of day damages based on r e a l d e a l harm fori nstance verfassungsschutz installs a tooth inthe basis of leftlow in rubbertitts which occasionally inj ured the toothflesh then overtaped it the teeth scans are an (!)alleinstellungsmerkmal they identi fy people by teeth scans and implant scans and such  notjust chips the m mwaves are looooong time around inthe realdeal the radio spectroscopy knew allalong their own mix as what i brought the cops a n d threw intothe mailbox to opcw and embassi es //// childfoolmess 311  slapemdown squeeze e m destroy gasvalves itisnot bigdeal germans shuffle stigmas because itis intel itis whichtrickwo rksrightnow decoys that their government+criminal timecontrolsystem is daytimecharged quells fortune access selfhelp shuffles murder tricks and pedo orgies tomake guilty if pathologisationsticks it s batshitnuts or cook forehead momfool if pervert itspedoorgies if hooker oftheland its hookersmear andabuse if hatenut hitler terror threat its that if teenieweeenie turnbackclock trick its taht b ecause itis intel daytimecharged germangovt+timecontrolsystem itis which trick works thistime find foot aim catapulter usually suffocatekilltrickssssuffocate cockroach ondamamgedheart 230 squeeze cautionwithsupport chekcifits gaser above only pieceof crap itslike cockroaches damage moelst rape and see ifthey can reinterpet sth that youre guilty for t h e i r crimes this is mildsafe while yo ufight not to die on a hearttrick oftheirs repeated cockroaches ihate em //// brainwave scissor nanooilantenna ornot readsout every thought realti me. @doc @doctors @redcross @who @harvard why can fools get away with trick framing priming fear fe ars uncontrolledfears p a n i c while the type is bombout suffocator gaser jailassmolester in a n g e r  victimisation how is it not  o b v i o u s the criminal german govt with its timeco ntrol accomplices shuffled harms shuffled proxies quelled selfhelp got daytimecharged forthe monstr osities they commit realtime and there on shuffled a n y e v e r ysingle dirty trick they had to qu ell it as immunisation which isnt even new the first thing snowden expected was docification the gundeal  bureacrat got intotheir realdeal- got docified – rehabilitated in daytime govt tv  a mirac le on fresh leadership freshbroom miracle  maybe vonderleyen  but its not new? ******* how do the germans get away with  misusing docification for control and quell of their sins their ge rman monstrosities they a r e daytime charged they quelledit and corner it to nutting while effort ing h e a r t  k i l l and xraybeam and arbitrariy hideousmix trick not one unspoiled meal ******* catapult terror is just as spam as intel roofhole gasing deed typed a ndthefix: to either batshit nutsnesss: pedo orgies pedo sexual assault wi th minors dozens a day sometimes after daytimecharging it uptothis januar eu humanrights 3781/20   since 2800/10 6ar50/19local in d-74821 / /// good doctors dont try to havebeenright nomatter what the facts are and sure not if setup by a criminal system and damnsure not when everything thats happening is f a r f ar f a r m o r e relevant than any cherrypicked template sh itball throw bum lidokain atit or find the cockroach that intel roofhole gases and murder beam rada rtricks into heart and shutsdown digestive system+stomach and catapults interoxide exchange cellsuf focators into heart wait its deedtyped? and the typing of it is the nutting? just thatthe heart dies from 69HDL 91LDL and 91mgdl longtermsugar? I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com P HONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/C hristianKiss ///// example: fortune: canthey buy a magflight?  @ap @reute rs @bbc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom  example  #gund eal discredited madeit into daysheeple govt tv. nothing is new about the trick /// framing here: wasit a mistake?nota mistake? : thegermans?misuse?their doc system? as? control entity. its obvious an d norway didnt lookatit before.   /// as charg ed “immunisation is averted+nut tricks asif no compensation is necessary ofwhatthey overtape allalong” @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom thebasisis intelhell +covered aswhat. whiletheir basis nutit doesnot undo compensate neutered mengeletricks  //// repalced ph one 1951 +ealrmypahtic then ehadimapct +ealrmypahticaime 1954 /// ddddddddd ddddddrrowsyign headimapct bycockroach 1950  then ear whzatisit they donthave to justify each catapult and chamber gasing isitntit its howtote rrorise a pet in a cage  w a y toooften then sneakintoit and pornit and thats the germanfix becaus e they are german they deserve the inventions too itis hightreason togermany ifthey dont //// wha tis the pro-word for idddiots that damageyou suffocate you to find what a damaged transvestitefool you are soit saves em money #sudokus .@law @law @laws @harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @snowden @haaret zcom lawyers hedge abit that every crime the germans did,occured while they tried to hedge every we t fart on hemmorides as severe mental illness allalong these tricks decoy who is charged daytime for what whilethey d o what allalong while what is charged daytime decoyed with what allalo ng //// is?nutting? intel hell a crime? a nd if staying damages happen? staying damages they overtape and know? staying damamges they overtap e and know c h a r g e d d a y t i m e? adds damages d u r i n g nutting rapes and adds pedo sexu al assaults during nutting  for charging it daytime andifits based on averted formality immunisati on caused as botch?  but immunised the rapers?  from angle to angle it gets german german german and really german itsjust the part of it what youwanna pokein?  poisons ?  brought to clowncops inte firstplace whilethey shuffle more harms? yomama from a criminally insane family while they dothe same with her? oh whoopsie it died barely averting the worst regularly? prostitute of the la nd and the worstpaid ever we set it up and breach barricades and set himup to after prep and reinstal l barricades because were german nice? what a spects of this mess doyouwan to pokein? he shower s and feeds the cat but its not…  .. .. ae h.. . .. aaadunno cant we .. sssssse x! pedo! sex!  because he is aeh a  t r a n s v e s t i t e  and I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – R aw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry @BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? 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#how #is #there #access #to #make #it #so .@law @law @laws @harvard_law @lawyercom @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom

publish howmany analysiseswere cooked away

hey.

cmon now.

hooooooowmany

even the clowns knew itslike noooooo! without that hes the total psycho

mybrother was like aaaaaw?areyou a lw a y s so complicated?! andimthinking isit a double??????? wha.. ofcourse! mybrother wouldnt…

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London Film Festival 2017 or: the real world sucks just watch films for 2 weeks

I feel like I’ve spent my entire student loan seeing things at the London Film Festival, which ran over the last few weeks.

Was worth it.

#1: MANIFESTO, directed by Julian Rosefeldt, 90 mins

- Originally a critically acclaimed multi-screen video installation in which Cate Blanchett plays 13 different characters, ranging from a school teacher to a homeless man, performing artist’s manifestos in 13 different scenarios. Part of the financing deal was Rosefeldt had to cut a 90 minute, linear version of the piece for a cinematic setting. Provides some super interesting results.

- Clearly a translation, but an interesting one. Making the viewer watch it beginning to end highlights the flaws in that translation from installation to cinematic setting (can get too much to digest sometimes), but when it works, it *really* works. 

- More than anything, made me think about the cinema as a space- question the realms of it and what we’re putting on a big screen. 

- CATE FUCKING BLANCHETT!!!! i am convinced no one could have pulled this off like she did. She’s running on adrenaline and pure bravery. She makes interesting choices at every twist and turn. A masterclass.

- You HAVE to be fully, super awake and willing to give this your full attention from the start. It’s slow and beautiful and wonderful... but it is slow. 

- Genre hops from scenario to scenario perfectly... from Clio Banard-esque social realism to Rachel Maclean-like cartoonish sci-fi. 

- Some things Julian Rosefeldt and Cate Blanchett said in the talk afterwards that seemed interesting (lots of paraphrasing): - The white cube is a prison... talking to people who already agree with you... Cinema has a bigger audience with more coincidental audience members-  Cate Blanchett fans from the new Thor film mayyyy see this... - Ask ‘would anyone be interested in seeing this?’, NOT ‘will anyone like it?’ - ‘If I could say what everything means, I should stop doing art.’ - ‘Your brain attends to things differently when watched linearly’ - ‘Art’s role isn’t educative- it’s provocative.’

4/5.

Opens November 24th.

#2: BATTLE OF THE SEXES, directed by Jonathan Dayton & Valarie Faris, 121 mins

- True story of 1973 tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs.

- Rousing good fun. A real crowd pleaser. I saw the Gala screening at the Odeon in Leicester Square... the perfect way to watch- with lots of people, all feeling the Hollywood-ised, over-dramatised, over-sentimental beats together... and super enjoying it. 

- It’s less subtle than MOTHER! (2017) about what it’s saying, but has a shining, naive optimism to it that you just kind of have to smile at.

- Emma Stone and Steve Carrell as King and Riggs hold all the moving pieces together. They add weight to potentially weightless, throw-away moments.

- All supporting performances great too- Sarah Silverman the MVP. Andrea Riseborough continues to be a chameleon, effortlessly embodying everything about who she’s playing, and it doesn’t even look like she’s trying. And hey! it’s super nice to Martha MacIsaac back on screen with Emma Stone! Their first time together on screen since Superbad (2007).

- The romance between Billie Jean King and Riseborough’s character Marilyn Barnett is easily the most engaging aspect of the film. The only time it leaves Hollywood feel-good territory. Something so magical watching them drive the sun-kissed California roads together listening to ‘Rocket Man’.

3.5/5.

Opens November 24th.

#3: OUR TIME WILL COME, directed by Ann Hui, 130 mins

- 1940s Japanese occupied Hong Kong. Fang Lan, a young primary school teacher, gets involved in the resistance movement and rises to become a legendary figure in the fight for freedom.

- STAKES. Really, really gets how to set up stakes for the characters. It’s a film about all the small things, the little fights in a war that will eventually add up to victory. Not assassinating all the leaders of the opposing army, just stealing a map that’s been put in a bin in an enemy outpost, hoping perhaps it helps. It’s a section of a larger painting. EVERYTHING feels dangerous. Every character is in danger at every moment, and is always punished for making the smallest mistake. Gives the sense that the oppressive State is ALWAYS watching. It demands you never become de-sensitised to the violence which leads to that immediate sense of danger.

- Had a restrained cheapness to it which I actually quite liked. Every now and then you get some goofy looking VFXs and some badly dubbed ADR, but the restraint keeps everything feeling grounded and human.

- Runs at it’s own pace/abides by it’s own structure, which may be too slow/anti-climactic for some, but I liked it for the most part. Playing by it’s own rules and truly being what it wanted to be... which sometimes worked and sometimes didn’t.

- The moments it steps out of the main story and does a docu-drama thing... just why? Came across so half-baked. Similar to the 3 time scales in Nolan’s Dunkirk (2017), there was never really a moment of release, an ‘oh! that’s a really interesting decision to do that!’ moment. Just left me kind of baffled to why?

- Genuine moments of magic that I wouldn’t dream of spoiling. Seriously some of the most creative, inspired scenes I’ve ever seen.

- Some guy (wearing a BFI lanyard??) sitting a few seats away kept repeating phrases from the film outloud in a strange voice? Why would you do this??

3.5/5.

UK release date unknown, probably some time in 2018.

#4: LAST FLAG FLYING, directed by Richard Linklater, 124 mins

- 2003. A Vietnam veteran recruits his two oldest buddies, who he served with, to accompany him on a journey no one should ever have to take.

- Richard Linklater continues to prove he can effortless hop between genres like no one else, but the film is still packed full with ideas he’s played with before.

- Performances are uniformly and predictably excellent. Bryan Cranston’s Sal is like the crazy friend of your parents who’d show up every few years in a beaten up old car and give you a pack of smokes for your birthday. Laurence Fishburne says ‘praise Jesus’ every 2 minutes and it’s amazing. Steve Carrell has a quiet dignity to him that’s really special. 

- Linklater knows exactly what he’s doing with his camera (water is wet), but it kills me to say it felt visually bland like his films never have. 

- Features the best ‘characters uncontrollably laughing’ scene since The Intouchables (2011).

4/5.

Opens 3rd November.

#5: THOROUGHBREDS, directed by Cory Finley, 90 minutes

- Two rich-kids from small town Connecticut hatch a plan together.

- Ugh, just.... what’s the point? It’s not boring, but every frame just had me thinking ‘why is this happening?’ So disappointingly transparent. I could see the director sitting planning the movements and cuts. Painfully ‘first-feature’ like. Should have been a rich, twisted delight, but was just so vapid and empty. 

- Olivia Cooke is one of my favourite rising actresses. Has one of my favourite performances ever as Rachel in Me and Earl and The Dying Girl (2015), and dammit I cry every time I watch her in it. In this... she does a good job with what she’s given. Anya Taylor-Joy is fun too.

- Badly costumed?? So rarely actively think that.

- Music was fun but as empty and ultimately weightless as the rest of the film. Felt like an afterthought to spice things up.

- Anton Yelchin’s character was the only person in the whole film I cared about. Brings a greyness to such a black and white film. What a fucking loss to the world man.

2/5.

Opens 9th March, 2018. 

#6: CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, directed by Luca Guadagnino, 130 minutes

- Somewhere in Northern Italy, Summer 1983, Elio’s life changes.

- Sun-drenched Europe, the smell of warmth and twirling cigarette smoke, deep blue sky- pure, breakfast with a glass of apricot juice and an espresso, the sound of bike spokes spinning lazily. 

I wish I could live with these people.

‘Later.’

4.5/5.

Opens 27th October.

#7: THE SHAPE OF WATER, directed by Guillermo del Toro, 119 minutes

- 1962, Cold War America. A mute cleaner at a government research facility, Elisa, strikes up an unlikely relationship.

- Del Toro just *knows* what he’s doing. It’s all so effortlessly confident. So rich and fulfilled. Such commitment to everything. 

- The first half is fantastical and brilliant. The second.... loses something. Still has moments of genius, but too much plot. Fizzles out in a disappointing way.

- Reminded me in a lot of ways of Edgar Wright’s Baby Driver (2017). Both are clearly projects the directors have wanted to make for a while, both have amazing first acts then don’t quite know what do with themselves. However, Shape has pure heart that carries it through any rough patches. It feels like it’s actually about something, not just an exercise in style for the director.

3.8/5.

Opens 16th February, 2018.

#8: LUCKY, directed by John Carroll Lynch, 88 minutes

- The swan song of Harry Dean Stanton. A 90-year old atheist’s life as he wanders his desert town, drinking, smoking and speaking to old friends.

- Pure magic all the way through. Plays at exactly the speed and tone it wants to play at.

- One of the most engaging ‘but nothing happens!!’ films I’ve ever seen.

- Everyone hits perfectly. David Lynch appears playing a character that has a pet tortoise called President Roosevelt for fuck sake.

- Bleak, but finds immense joy in that bleakness. Whenever I feel like I’m about to face the void- I will remember the smile of Harry Dean Stanton.

- 3.5/5.

Opens January 2018.

#9: BAD GENIUS, directed by Nattawut Poonpiriya, 130 minutes

- Thai Heist-Thriller about students cheating their exams.

- WHAT A FUCKING RIDE!! More stakes in this than most ‘end of the world’ superhero movies.

- The filmmaking is so good it makes you forget plausibility is sometimes being pushed. Amazing set-pieces. Expertly choreographed.

- Whimsical, but painful and genuinely emotional when it needs to be. 

- Every character is so rich and textured in their own way. So fully realised.

- Why do the last 2 minutes of this film exist??

- 2 years time, there will almost certainly be an American remake of this... and it’ll suck so hard. 

- SEE THIS FILM. SEE THIS FILM. SEE THIS FILM. SEE THIS FILM.

4/5.

Opens some time in 2018.

#10: THE FLORIDA PROJECT, directed by Sean Baker, 115 minutes

- In the shadow of Disney World, 6 year-old Moonee and her friends spend the summer playing around the Motels they live in.

- Pastel bright colours. Every person has survived a storm. Explore the wasteland of failed corporate America. Become a child again.

- Baker continues to masterfully blend fiction with reality, wrapping one in the other.

- Doesn’t ask you to like the characters. Doesn’t need to. One of the very best films of the year.

4.5/5.

Opens 10th November.

#11: INGRID GOES WEST, directed by Matt Spicer, 98 minutes

- Ingrid moves to California to become Instagram famous.

- An enjoyable, fun Saturday night film. 

- Elisabeth Olsen as ‘photographer’ Taylor Sloane is note perfect. Could so easily have slept-walked through it, but didn’t. Her relationship with brother Nicky is so, so good. Idea of this Instagram famous rich girl with her crazy, pill-junkie, roid-monkey brother who she knows is terrible but loves him and is sort of as vapid as he is- just knows how to hide it better. And man, he is SO evil. Haven’t hated a character as much as I hated him in a while.

- Plaza holds it together. Her and the film trust you to realise how mentally ill she is without reminding us too much.

- 1st half is superbly played... loses it somewhere in the middle of the 2nd act but picks up again at the end.

- Music was terrible?! Suggested some weird criss-cross in tone of the film.

- I GET IT! THE INTERNET IS BAD!

3.5/5.

Opens 17th November.

#12: You Were Never Really Here, directed by Lynne Ramsey, 85 minutes

- Gulf War veteran Joe is known for the brutality he inflicts on captors of the children he’s rescuing.

- Deeply troubled. Beautiful. Precise. Scatter-brained. Focused. A violin strung too tightly, then played by a madman. How can something so stripped down and raw feel so symphonic and wholesome? I feel like I’ve been repeatedly smashed in the head with a hammer... but enjoyed it.

- Jaoquin Phoenix. Lynne Ramsey. Johnny Greenwood.

- There are things in this that will play on loop in my head for the rest of my life.

4.5/5.

Opens in early 2018.

#13: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, directed by Martin McDonagh, 115 minutes

- A mother takes desperate steps to pressure local law enforcement to find her daughter’s killer.

- Perfectly woven and layered characters. I fucking hate the phrase ‘the character arc’, but if I were teaching a class in it- I’d show this film. 

- A film about relationships, and every relationship between every character or creature or inanimate object is perfect.

- McDonagh loves theatrical sensibilities. Nobody does grand, rich set-pieces quite like him... makes highly stylised situations feel real in the world he sets up.

- I could have watched hours more of these characters interacting.

4/5.

Opens 12th January 2018.

STRAY THOUGHTS:

- Felt spoilt in the audiences I had the pleasure of watching these films with. Always respectful.

- Every time Clare Stewart (head of festival) came on stage to present a film, I just couldn’t help but smile. Bumped into her after a screening and told her my student loan situation. I don’t think she knew what to say.

- DON’T WATCH THE TRAILERS OF ANY OF THESE FILMS. THEY SPOIL SO MANY OF THEM.

- I am consistently shocked by how enamoured I am with celebrities. Some weird conditioning in my brain. Am glad I didn’t queue up to get a picture with anyone. Saying that, this screenshot from a random interview I saw online where I’m juuuust to the left of Emma Stone will live on my wall forever.

ughhhhhh i’m a loser ughhhhh

[barry-j-blupjeans]

Journal pages :>

journal pages my baby! my several hundred babies, combined into one huge baby!

the only behind-the-scenes thing with this is that I sometimes edit the ficlets a Lil Bit before reposting them in journal pages slkdfsd. mainly typos or just rewording something bc it didn't make sense.

i think i've either just entered the 2022 ficlets or I'm about to! i know that I'm working my way through the winter prompts I did late last year. I did used to only post one every update day, but now I post three, bc that would have taken ages. we are 241 ficlets in and I have been writing them for almost three years I think. we've only increased in frequency if anything, bc now I actually get ppl sending in prompts every time I rb a prompt list

it's called journal pages bc i liked the idea that some of these things would be things lucretia wrote down in her journal and thus, were in story and song. does the world need to know davenport put a flame thrower on their roomba? no, but they do now!

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😳👉👈🍓

laura !!! you're genuinely so creative and inventive omg!! all of your ideas are so Powerful and Unique and i love reading what you have to say :O!!! It's always super fun talking to you!!

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Leyard Debuts Overlay That Enables Multi-Touch On Fine-Pitch LED Video Walls

Leyard is at the 2017 National Association of Broadcasters (NAB) Show this week in Las Vegas, showing a fine pixel pitch LED video wall that supports multi-touch interactivity.

It’s an overlay of some kind, but isn’t glass, so it doesn’t cause glare or, more importantly, trap the heat that can build up from all those LEDs. It uses Pliable LED Touch Surface (PLTS), a technology China-based Leyard has in the patent process.

“Up until now, adding touch to a high resolution LED video wall was an exercise in frustration and compromise for customers,” says Steve Seminario, VP product marketing at Leyard and Planar, in a press release. “With Leyard LED MultiTouch, we are able to provide the fully integrated and seamless touch experience customers have asked for, without compromising performance or increasing cost-of-ownership.”  

Leyard argues adding touch capability opens up fine pitch LED video wall tech opportunities until now limited to LCDs and rear-projection cubes. “From broadcast to corporate settings to education institutions, Leyard LED MultiTouch offers a seamless touch experience for LED video walls up to 196-inches diagonal with high resolution 1.2mm pixel pitch,” says the release.

Among the touted benefits:

MultiTouch that allows for up to 32 simultaneous touch points;

Anti-glare surface that eliminates reflections that can occur in well-lit environments;

Durable and easy to service: “PLTS touch surface material is extremely durable, protecting the video wall from damage that can occur from casual contact or debris getting on the display, while avoiding the heat that is commonly trapped in protective glass installations. The lightweight touch surface can easily be removed and then reapplied, making it easy to service. It is also straightforward to clean, requiring only a simple cleaner and cloth;”

Lightweight and thin, so it has minimal impact on the mounting depth of the video wall.

Very interesting. The lack of interactivity possible with LEDs has undoubtedly been a bit of a hang-up for some video wall applications where interactivity was required.

I saw a company at InfoComm China two weeks ago demo-ing an interactive video wall with infrared edge sensors that enabled a touch-like experience on a Leyard LED, but naked LEDs on a fine-pitch wall are not intended for touch and will get dirty and damaged around the general public. This kind of overlay – Leyard’s must be almost like a rigid film that is permeable and allows heat buildup to diffuse – would offer some protection.

At InfoComm China: @VentuzTech demo’ing LED wall made interactive with IR sensors. Neat, but think LEDs wouldn’t survive the general public http://pic.twitter.com/90BNXCaAze

— 16:9 (@sixteennine) April 12, 2017

The Sony micro LED wall they’ve shown at InfoComm and ISE also seems to have some sort of film over it (but wasn’t touted as touch-enabled).

That said, the general rule of thumb is that the optimal viewing distance is 10 feet for every 1mm. So that means a 1.2mm pixel pitch display like this interactive Leyard wall is best seen from 12 feet back. So, let’s cut that in half to six feet, and no one’s arms are long enough to reach out and touch that screen.

You can get up close and touch with this, but the visuals up that close may appear broken up – particularly text and fine lines and edges. At 1-2 feet away, you can see the individual LED diodes on a fine pitch LED.

That may put some limits on who uses this, but a lot of that can also be solved through careful planning on the content and the user experience. No one’s going to use this to look at the engineering drawings for a hydro plant, but it will work fine for things like a hospital donor wall or surveillance camera wall.

Leyard is also showing a 27-inch 0.7mm pixel pitch LED video at the show. I’m not sure if it was Leyard’s I saw at ISE a few weeks ago, but here’s a shot of what I saw, up close.

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[barry-j-blupjeans]

The "don't forget me" blups prompt is GREAT, it's very very good!!

i just spent for fucking ever trying to find this ficlet again only to discover it didn't even have my writing tag on it oof sldfsd

gotta be honest, the way this ficlet is written is so heavily based on the fact that I wanted to be Poetic and Nice for once, instead of straight humor/fluff, which is two things I think I'm Decent at. a lil experiment! a lil fun time!

i do remember being extremely anxious to post this tho, just bc I liked it so much n I wanted other ppl to like it a lot too?? besides that there aren't really any cool facts about it sldfsd

[barry-j-blupjeans]

Angus was a good detective. The best detective, if he could say so himself. Good enough for the Goldcliff Militia, good enough for the Bureau of Balance. But there were still mysteries that completely eluded him. Sure, joining the Bureau had cleared some things up. But it also opened up so many more questions. Angus could— and has!— filled several notebooks up with things he wanted to figure out. But right, his most pressing concern was this.

"What do you— what do you mean he was just here?" Angus said, looking away from his notes at last.

The Director was sitting behind her desk, sunk deeply into her chair. She wore a look deep… something. Angus couldn't quite place his finger on it. But it didn't matter right now.

"He was just here," the Director said again, shrugging.

"Is he—he's not inoculated?"

"As far as I'm aware," the Director said, "and I am very aware of who is and isn't inoculated— he has not been."

"How can he live up here—?"

"Who's to say he's alive?" the Director asked.

"…fuck," Angus said. Okay, new page. He started scribbling stuff down. He'd have to look into undead beings more— ooh, maybe Mr. Taako could put him in contact with Mr. Kravitz, he had been wanting to ask a few things about his whole job and purpose and such. Back on topic, Angus, back on topic. Okay. The Bureau's library was probably his next best bet and if not, maybe the Militia's library, since he still had that passcode.

"If I may speak honestly," the Director said, leaning forward. She moved a few sheets of paper aside. "I don't give a fuck how he got up here because, quite frankly, I hate speaking to him. The less we interact, the better. Have you heard his voice? The man sounds like a violin that got beat into a pile of chopsticks. It's not—"

"So you just let him stay?" Angus interrupted, appalled.

"Garfield the Deals Warlock is not a force to be reckoned with, Angus," the Director said gravely. "Sometimes, the easiest way to solve a mystery is to stop thinking about it."

"Well, yeah," Angus said. "But he's— isn't it a security risk, ma'am? If he can get up here, then who's to say someone else couldn't? Someone like— like a Red Robe, or—"

"Angus," The Director said, looking him in the eye. "There are no Red Robes on the moon."

"That you know of," Angus said.

"That I know of," the Director allowed. "But I can one hundred percent assure you that Garfield is not a Red Robe."

"He has the magical ability—"

"He's as much of a Red Robe as you are, Angus," the Director said. "So unless you have something to share—"

"I was— it was a goof, Madam Director," Angus said. "I'm— I'm not a Red Robe." A pause. But could he be? If the Voidfish could erase the memories from his head about the relics, then maybe. But, no— no, Angus had been a baby. He couldn't make a weapon of mass destruction as a baby.

"Mine was also a goof," the Director said, cutting into his thoughts. Oh. Right. Okay. "Angus, I do very much enjoy chatting with you, but I do need you to get out of my office. I'm afraid to say that I have a spa appointment with Merle this afternoon and I need to mentally prepare myself. I think it would be wise for you to stop investigating Garfield and resume looking for another Relic."

"Of course," Angus said. "But if I happen to find anything about Garfield being a— maybe like a lich, or—"

"Can't be a lich," the Director said. "He'd just get blasted off the ding-dang moon."

"I'm— I'm sorry?" Angus asked.

"It really is time for you to go," the Director said, standing. A few of her bones popped and she grimaced. "I believe you left off with the, uhm, the Temporal Chalice, correct? That is— that's a pretty big one." She rounded the desk, doing a sweeping motion with her hands as if to say "shoo!". "I'm sure you can manage, though."

"Of course, I can," Angus said. "I'm the—"

"World's greatest detective," the Director said. "So you've said— and proven, too. Expect a hefty bonus around, uh— midsummer. Or thereabouts."

The Director showed Angus to the door.

"How big of a bonus?" Angus said, shutting his notebook.

"Well, it'll ruin the surprise if I tell you now," the Director said. "Have a good day, Detective McDonald."

"Have a good day, ma'am," Angus said. She shut the door behind him.

Angus love being a detective. That's part of why he was so good at it. But it seemed like every time he and Madam Director spoke, he ended up with more questions than answers. Maybe she was right. They had bigger problems than whatever Garfield the Deals warlock was. Or used to be, if that was anything. He should get back to finding the Chalice.

He paused, opening his notebook again.

It wouldn't hurt to look up more about liches, though. Just in case.

[barry-j-blupjeans]

Arcade Carpet and Totally Chill, Nothing Can Prove Otherwise with Dealer's Choice :3

object + emotion prompt list here! send some in!

18. Arcade carpet

4. Totally Chill, Nothing Can Prove Otherwise

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"Sir," said the tiny fancy boy at the prize counter, "are you using wizardly magicks to make the funky fresh carpet pattern into penises?"

The air was rich with the smell of sweat and obtrusively smelling cleaning products. Taako had been on shift for exactly four hours so far and it was not getting any better. It wasn't getting any worse, either, but who could say what would come next? The lights were just as flashy and headache-y as usual. Taako had snuck to the sound booth (read: the computer that controlled all the music that had a neon label that said SOUND BOOTH) and lowered the music to a reasonable level, but some godly power had turned it right back up.

Honestly, who could blame him for having a little fun? The worst day at a children's arcade was better than the best day at a court-ordered anger management class. Or however that saying went. He usually wouldn't revert to messing with the decor until about five hours into his shift, but he was feeling a little spicy today.

Plus, it's not like anyone could prove it was him.

"Nah," Taako said, leaning against the counter. "It's always been like that."

"It— it hasn't," the fancy boy says. He's got a light-up wand that he got from Taako's counter earlier. He'd been in here for an hour or so already, methodically going around the building and figuring out how to get the most tickets. He'd already come up to Taako four times to ask about game mechanics. "It was triangles and circles before."

"Mmmmh, nope," Taako said. "It's always been dicks."

The fancy boy frowned, looking at the carpet again. He took a few steps back towards the gaming area and then stopped.

"No, sir, it stops here," he said. "It's— it's very clearly not penises from this point onward— oh, well, now this is just rude, sir."

The floor magicked back to normal, except for about a two-foot circle around the fancy boy. When he took a step, the far superior, expertly crafted pattern followed him like a shadow. He scurried back up to the prize counter, a scrutinizing look on his face. He then glanced over his shoulder, as if someone might be watching their interaction. Honestly, Taako figured that if someone was spying and able to hear over the suddenly deep chorus of Fireflies by Fantasy Owl City, they deserved to hear every word.

But the fancy boy seemed to think the coast was clear. He leaned over the counter and said, in a low voice,

"Is magic not banned in here?"

"Read the sign, kid," Taako said, pointing the the sign above his head that read "NO MAGICKS ALLOWED IN THE ADVENTURE ZONE©." In smaller text, below it, it read, "for full Adventure Zone© magic related rules and services, please see one of our friendly PARTY MEMBERS for details."

"Yeah, but you just did magic," the fancy boy said. "So there's no like, barrier or runes to stop magic use inside the building."

Taako liked the turn this was taking. He raised his eyebrows at the fancy boy.

"You could say," he said. "And why, pray tell, are you asking?"

"Well," the fancy boy said. "If I pay the games the normal, non-magical way, it'll take me approximately nine hours to get enough tickets for the detective kit you have on the wall."

The fancy boy pointed at the wall of prizes. Near the very top, above the long plush snakes and the bin of Hot Wheels, a shiny play-pretend detectives kit was sitting, priced at 14,000 tickets, which was truly absurd.

"Only, I don't have nine hours, sir," the fancy boy said. "And frankly, I don't have the pocket money for five hours. So if, maybe, we could turn a blind eye to the rule— which seems very important and I respect that— then I could be out of here in about, uhm! Thirty minutes, tops. And then you don't have to deal with me and the birthday party that's about to start."

Both of them looked at the mom trying to wrangle her excited child through the doorway. The child had a pin on that said "BIRTHDAY GIRL". She looked like a feral cat.

"That's a tempting offer, little man," Taako said. He glanced around. No one was gonna come up to the prize counter any time soon. These kids were too sugar-powered to care about anything more than beating each other in stupid arcade games for babies. "You get me one of those fucked up bears—" Taako pointed at the wall behind him once more. Slightly below the detective kit was a poor attempt at a teddy bear, which looked more like a failed demon exorcism. "And we've got a deal."

"Deal," the fancy boy said, holding out his hand. "It's nice doing business with you Mr…" he squinted at Taako's name tag. "Tay-co?"

"You never pronounce my name like that again and we're good to go, kid."