#istf

[rjalker]

anyways not that I've made any posts about Chuck so I am just throwing you all into like, season fucking 4 with this comment but anyways

notice how when Sarah says "What about me? Why don't I get to say no?" Her voice is pitched several octaves higher than normal to make this incredibly fucking reasonable and literally fucking ethically required demand into instead a joke about her being an unreasonable harpy that we should scoff and laugh at.

Chuck gets to do whatever he wants, no matter what Sarah wants, and she's not allowed to get upset by it or set her own boundaries, because Chuck is the Main Character, so he must always get what he wants.

Chuck wants her to move in? She has to move in otherwise she's a bad girlfriend and not a Real Person™.

She doesn't unpack her clothes because she's spent 90% of her life moving and is still adjusting to living in one place? Well now she's going to be shamed for this until she unpacks because everything has to benefit Chuck.

Chuck wants to get married? She begs him to not rush her and give her time to get used to just dating first. So four episodes later he's proposing again. Because fuck what she wants.

Chuck wants a giant wedding filled with family and friends, in the marriage he's pressured her into accepting????? Well when she is understandably horrified by this idea and wants just a quiet ceremony to themselves because a giant thing would stress her out too much and ruin what's supposed to be the happiest day of her life, in the wedding that Chuck has pressured her into accepting, well now she's being an unreasonable bitch with a high-pitched harpy voice who's making Chuck suffer by Not Being A Real Woman™.

Chuck wants to have kids? Wow. Look at that. Guess what happens next.

[theb00mbitches]

Wait shit I can just make this so much easier

Me : #Tom.txt

Wilbur : #🧨

Delilah : #⭐

Monty : #🐊

GR!Bonnie : #🎸

And if Quackity finally fucks around : #🎰

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

alright, fun's over. now hand over the sonic movie 3 trailer and rouge/amy announcements. now

[foundgirlpigeon]

You guys know the blue lace theory right. They are worn to indicate that the person has killed a cop. That hobie allegedly wears them for that reason.

Well i am rewatching spiderman and idk if anyone else made the connection but:

Yeah. So he's not wearing them out of pride. He's wearing them out of guilt. Hobie thinks it's his fault the captain of his universe died.

[homosexual-tommyinnit]

at first I was like

“Oh, quackitys bi!”

as a joke

but bro

I DONT THINK ITS A JOKE ANYMORE

[agent-kansass]

God I hate trainingg what do you mean I have to fistfight someone??

[mr-stottlemonk]

LELAND. WEARING. GLASSES.

YEAAAHHH LELAND. WEARING. GLASSES. HE'S SO HANDSOME!!!!!!!

[streaminn]

i closed my eyes and suddenly, i became known as the monsterfucker anon—ANYWAY; wednesday doesn't seem to be the type to become a green eyed monster but how does she react to the talks about people crushing on her girl? specially since their relationship status is vague, i could see someone (maybe a co-star or just a fan) asking sin out in her presence or publicly hearing someone wishing sin to rail them. speaking of which, with all the interview talks, i can def see hem reading thirst tweets together

you said that you didn't think really that far in but I HAVE TO ASK: how influential is the show and streamers like endespair in terms of the way outcasts are treated? being called a monsterfucker seems to be more derogatory than funny or nice tbh. is helios also a late bloomer like enid? and is viper also one for the macabre? if so, i feel like her describing helios' transformation to be graceful is so viper of her

since isabelle is an endespair fan, has she done anything to wednesday in behalf of endespair? like endespair is opening fan mail for like a special or something and suddenly comes across a paper she remembered isabelle asked her and the rest of the cast to sign or a poster of the lunal curse with wednesday's signature. is that a bit awkward for her? how does she treat it? esp since isabelle doesn't rlly seem to hide her infatuation with endespair. how does wednesday react? does she feel more obligated to show up as willa in the background?

you said that wenclair isn't really hiding their relationship. will endespair ever be like "o yea guys im e "sin" addams, watch lunal curse now" or sum? would isabelle notice certain traits sin and endespair share that lead her to realizing theyre the same person? does sin call wednesday willa on set? does anyone even bother to question why these two have matching rings? on why they're always so sus and gomez/morticia-like?? why are sins eyes suddenly pitch black when looking at wednesday but bright blue when at literally anyone else??

the interview about werewolves thoughts on the lunal curse, does it ever click to people that the cute werewolf blonde with huge teeth who praised the book and the upcoming adaptation—THE ONE WHO CALLED WEDNESDAY HER WIFE– IS THE SAME PRETTY WOMAN WEDNESDAY IS OFTEN SEEN WITH? THE ONE SHE'S SO COMFORTABLE AND HAPPY WITH???

THE BTS OF WENCLAIR— they're mostly in the background but they're never NOT doing anything. people go crazy for romance and probably see how close these two are. i mean, their co-workers see it, how can the world not? master lip readers come out and reveal the disgusting, dirty stuff these two speak in what seems to be a million different languages. it causes people to look deeper in miss e. addams, the beast that got wednesday out of her cage. WEDNESDAYS HANDS ARE UNDER HER SHIRT PEOPLE, BEST FRIENDS DONT DO THAT!!!

WHAT IF WEDNESDAY'S WALLET GETS LOST AND PEOPLE SEE THEIR MARRIAGE PHOTOS + OTHER STUFF LIKE LETTERS THEY EXCHANGE????

I swear being known as a monsterfucker is uh

Hm

Seeing as outcasts exists, it's kinda up in the air. Like one, being known as a monsterfucker is usually in jest and people just think you have a type or worse case, you got a fetish💀 which is what Wednesday's PR doesn't want her known for. They just twisted it into a fascination with actual monsters.

The more outcast inclined people in Wednesday's Fandom tend to think she simply has a type and it's just a running joke bc of what she writes. Kinda like how people hope she gets her own golden retriever werewolf Gf like Viper 🥺 bc clearly she's projecting her want /j

Anyways, as for if Wednesday reacts! She always hides a smile behind a mug when such talks happen, it's smug asf too. Like I got what you can't have <3

It's hard to be jealous when their relationship survived like 5-6 years of ldr so they trust each other a lot! She does tease Enid abt it tho, much to the werewolf's confusion.

"they want me to what-"

"yes my dear, they went you to do the very same thing you did to m-" sudden hand on mouth.

"wends you can't just say that in public!?"

Pushing that quickly aside, the outcasts racism thing isn't as bad here as it is in my streamer Wednesday au.

The forevermore series change the outcasts view from caution to intrigued, it's why endespair is such a niche streamer bc it's not everyday you see a supposed scary werewolf scream like a little girl and admire a woman.

Also seeing as imperial gold (ship name of helios and Viper) is literally Wenclair, yes Helios is a late bloomer and Viper is into the dark and macabre. It's why the show decides to go with Viper narrating some of helios' scenes and vice versa for that good contrast.

"despite the fact that I've been in this school for years, I haven't been granted the blessing to see Helios shift right before my very eyes.

Now that I'm gifted such an opportunity, I cannot believe the time I've wasted not seeing it.

She's beautiful.

All big gleaming teeth and a body shifting to a form no one else can compare too."

Then on screen is the most brutal looking werewolf transformation ever.

Meanwhile, we got Helios over here stating the obvious.

"to the stars, moons, planets above- they did not have the right to give my deadly roomie a silver knife"

Helios is standing there, looking fucking enraptured with blow out eyes as Viper does idk, smth. I haven't figured out the plot of Lunal Curse other than the main points soooo, it's left vague on purpose.

Endespair doesn't accept fanmail, left over paranoia from the stalker in her junior year so isabelle can't send such things.

Wednesday doesn't at all feel obligated to pop into stream as Willa. They just work in the same room and if Enid wants to go stand up to bring her wife into a hug then that's their business as chat cries abt how single they're making them feel.

As for if Isabelle, I feel like. She'd be in denial? But then she realizes the scar Enid has isn't just effects but real and she goes, oh shit

Like just a little bit bc the way Endespair carries herself is alot more easily exagerrated compared to how Enid normally is. It doesn't help that Enid dyed her hair a little bit more saturated for Helios so they may look similar if you double take.

So she was like 'aha, totally a coincidence' but when she's watching a endespair stream, Mika will wonder where shes watching sin from.

The two fucking PANIC after that

As for the matching rings, I made Enid wear two rings just for that reason too! So in the end It just looks like they're wearing accessories, that's all. Gold rings for Enid bc the obvious is obvious and white gold for wednesday.

Enid cringes at the thought of seeing herself on screen. So she doesn't at all bring up her status as Sin on stream. Someone brings up that there's a werewolf acting with Wednesday Addams? Cringe, disgusting, hurling noises

She's her own hater and chat takes it as Enid being low key jealous that it's another werewolf and not her.

As for whether people recognize Enid from that werewolf interview, they recognize her as endespair than sin. The dorky ass clothes, known beanie and overall simp mannerisms clocked it to her Fandom.

Sorry anon,, people are delusional sometimes so while they note the simp werewolf, they don't linger on it too long.

Wenclair bts? You're so right, whenever they're outside of their room, they do alot of things. Like Wednesday chasing Enid who's wearing a bit too tight of a shirt with the smaller lady wearing a jacket that suspiciously is a bit too baggy.

Sometimes you can see Wednesday looking over papers and Enid is just leaning over her, practically caging the director in between her arms.

Inbetween breaks, if Enid is ever drinking smth, the cast kinda does a double take when Wednesday grabs the bottle and drinks from it. They didn't even looked shocked, like yeah this happens.

Idt Wednesday would ever lose her wallet, but that would definitely be one way to reveal the relationship

[pizza-feverdream]

Cannot catch a fucking break I swear

[killerbananas]

scribs I wish you were still here I miss you so much and I have so many regrets and I love you you absolute angel fuck whatever god thought it was your time to go because they were wrong so wrong and I'll tell them so myself if I ever see them because how dare they take you so young 😭

[askmafiabobvelseb]

*Jonah has spotted the infant*

"Ew... What is that, a rat?"

(She's a lil dumb sometimes, forgetting her own species-)

"He's staying with us until his mom can pay us back."

[rjalker]

the seventh book really fucking needs to have Murderbot realize "oh fucking shit I'm a fucking idiot" and TELLING AMENA'S PARENTS THAT SHE WAS BEING PREYED UPON BY A PEDOPHILE. THAT IS IN FUCKING FACT INFORMATION THEY NEED TO FUCKING KNOW.

[noblehouseofgay]

On a defending regulus black rampage tonight

"Death eaters weren't forced" bud he was 16 I guarantee you he was not thinking straight or he was brainwashed

I've been 16. You make horrible choices and you regret a year later

Stop forgetting they were all children

Imagine being in that position. Not all of us can be sirius and run away. I love him, but that isn't an option for everyone

Whether reg also wanted to leave or not is besides the point, being raised in a house like that will fuck you up and you might not come out a good person if at all

They were all. Children. In. War.

And I will defend them all. Because they were kids. They didn't deserve that.

Anyways they're also fucking fictional so stop calling people racist over it??? Truly I need media literacy to make a comeback stat

Also fuck jkr I don't care about a single thing that terf has to say

[keithkoganevltrn]

❛  do you ever wonder what it would be like if things were different between us?  ❜ SLAPS THIS DOWN HERE AND RUNS

"Every day of my life," Keith mused, checking the room out of the corner of his eye to make sure no one would see them. If he was going to do it, he'd better do it now while he had the chance.

"There's not a day that goes by that I don't question what it'd be like to be yours."

[edgepunk]

if being against child p0rn makes me a "puritan" then so be it

[mr-stottlemonk]

The episode Mr. Monk is somebody else he gives stottlemyer an apology card. The only words that stuck in my brain were: “I’d hate for my careless gesture to spoil our fine romance”

Natalie did not force him to get that certain card

so very charming of him right?? 😭😭 mr. monk can be such a flirt without even trying haha. Natalie urged him to do something and then took him to the card shop for sure, but Monk picked that one out knowing EXACTLY what he was doing.

Stottlemeyer's expression all while he reads it makes it even better. smirking like he is, :3c.