I am Back On My Bullshit, pondering a world in which Egg married a woman of House Bracken, with the main side effect being that his kids elope not with each other, but with a Blackfyre and Young Maegor instead. Future Dany has so many more great grandparents.
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I will never know peace until the Bad Kids are all legally siblings in some way via Jawbone adoption and/or their parents’ insane polycule. Idk how Gorgug gets involved there but his parents are canonically swingers so he can be a step sibling in spirit if not by law.
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follow your dreams. commit to the polycule
Mmm. Yep, I think I'm gonna go with it. It's good.
Breeze suddenly flipping Hare in his head thinking he's his rival, he certainly is trying to disassociate with him and abandoning him, all these things, when meanwhile Hare is just doing his work and thinking
"I can't wait to hang out with my best friends Heathertail and Breezepelt after my shift is done :)"
They're only going to end up in this relationship AFTER AVoS and Breezepelt's redemption btw, Heather and Hare could get into a coupleship first but Breeze needs time to develop before he's even thinking about romance.
I don't want the first kits to be born yet though, I strongly feel that canon gave them useless legacy kits too fast when Heathertail and Breezepelt both should have had serious roles in AVOS.
Heather especially, Darktail is her brother and that's barely even commented on. There was no need to have children in the way of this already, so I don't need to be like "the first litter is biologically only Hare's" or something.
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Holy shit. I just realized…. since I’m making Tigerheart, Flametail, and Dawnpelt biologically TawnyFeather kits….
They’re Appledusk descendants.
Two of them drown. The other gets tangled in the Dark Forest.
….
Y’all.
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wil going from calling Phil a dad to talking about his sexual life i fear there's something wrong in his brain that cannot decide if he's going to be horny or family dynamic pander 😭😓
Wil is constantly spinning a wheel in his brain between "take care of me, dad, and be proud of me, and tell me I'm doing good," and "I need to immdiately inflict this discussion of my dick on my friend I just told he has bottom energy", and we are all suffering as a result.
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i have 1 scenario in my head for how dirk and kanaya would interact but it's so long that i don't know if i'll ever bother typing it out so it might not ever see the light of day
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Something that I really need to exist: a website or app that lets me enter however many characters I want and their relation to one another, that takes that information and makes a relationship diagram/chart with it so I can see everything laid out in front of me
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I'm Doing Great i say before proceeding to work out which of my TTRPG's characters are actually blood related to him based on my HC of which of the race's heritage they are because his parents got that polycule situation going on and there *has* to be at least one that isn't a full sibling right. there's 4 parents and 7 of them there's no way all of them are half/full blood sibling right.
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People wonder why Canadian thanksgiving is in October instead of November,
the reason is that there is nothing to be thankful for in November
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The Witcher ⟫ Aen Hen Ichaer / Elder Blood (Known Female Carriers)
A genetic program initiated by elven mages (known as Sages) for the purpose of creating an extraordinarily gifted child whose power would exceed their own. According to the prophecy of the elven diviner Ithlinne, the Child of Elder Blood will one day save the elves from annihilation. However, the last carrier of Aen Hen Ichaer, Lara Dorren aep Shiadhal, bonded with a human instead of an elf, thus shattering all plans regarding her offspring. But yet, it lives on in Lara’s descendants.
Interesting to note, the main elder blood gene only appears in the female line while the male line could only be activators and latent.
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god i wish so badly that people cared enough about bayonne jane doe 2007 to write journalistic pieces about her. i wish so badly that there were just two, three more articles about her and then i could prove wikipedia notability and write her an article. just like tammy alexander, this girl was a child and somebody just threw her away like trash. but for bayonne jane doe, everyone else just forgot her
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