#it is what it is!!

[morkshark]

Break the seals of fate

[alwaysneedyforsir]

spent all day in the library. still feel like i know nothing

[chirpsythismorning]

Birthdaygate didn’t seem plausible to me, and to be truthful I’ve hated it ever since that gate surfaced. But your recent posts have fully convinced me. All of that can’t be a coincidence.

Changing lives, one byler birthdaygate denier at a time 😌

[memory-mortis]

new chapterrrrr

[nateslehky]

in my head, natecale still count as a rarepair because despite the fact that they have 100+ fics there's only like 5 people who write for them. that's an exagerration but still.

no cause same lmfao. and also part of the reason they have that many is just cause they've been around for a while too, yknow?

and what's sad is they're probably currently the most popular avs pairing 😭😭

[bredforloyalty]

i'm one of the very very few people who did watch it and just wasn't that affected. i feel like people who don't care about this show anymore because it's practically not the same show as it once was simply don't keep watching it, not me though i can take 20 minutes to be able to say "well ok" at the end

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[miametropolis]

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

[pillowprincessvarric]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[toothwormfactory]

[emj4yart]

Google is cooked

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[skenpiel]

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

[x0401x]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method