#it smells rancid

[artsygoldfishh]

Whoever is incharge of grocery store delivery services picking fruits, I AM COMING FOR YOU

[sweet-as-kiwis]

I feel like I should be making a list of all the violations I’m seeing at work

[jellazticious]

ogh Cheesecake, you are one of the sweetest ships I've ever seen, I'm so sorry that people treat you so horribly

[mellon1998]

Aabria saw what Zac and Brennan did with Norman and Skip in Starstruck and was like, "What if I did that but in a traumatizing way?"

[coquettejohnny]

dally the typa guy to think mint is spicy

[sanctus-ingenium]

Your beast designs fuck severely tbh i cannot imagine a cooler type of robot to pilot than them. There's fucking fleshes in there too its very cool

they really have it all in there... crudely formed iron, animal fat lubricant, ?flesh?, bones, human beings, bile??, leather, acid,

[kissedsuns]

so riddle me this TWITTER why is everyone having a dig at oscar and saying he’s a snake because god FORBID A DRIVER races in his RACE CAR

[grimesrhees]

Daryl using a zombie arm as a torch in 10x09 was crazy LMAOO

[wellthebardsdead]

Changeling Tav: Durge don’t do it! She’s Orin not me!

Orin: No! I’m Tav she’s Or- *gurgles up blood as Durge cuts her throat, dropping dead on the spot*

Durge: that’s taken care of, you okay?

Changeling Tav: yeah.

Astarion: How in the sweet hells could you tell them apart?!

Durge: Tav doesn’t smell like a rancid sewer. They smell clean, like soap… and flowers.

Changeling Tav: naw~

[xenomorphicdna]

@aluminum-angels i made an entire doodle page just to prove a point

Their relationships do not fail, they get along just fine and they love each other very much

Peace and love among my rw ocs

[sapphosewrites]

Today feels like a good day to tell you all I worked on a circus themed production of Julius Caesar where Caesar was pied to the face instead of being stabbed

[phoenixofmetal]

I’m taking a break from paper Illuminor Szeras to do something else while I figure out how I wanna make what I want with Szeras happen.

This is very, very much a WIP, but interesting things are happening in my necron OC’s basement.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

I don't care about what's considered canon, whenever I see Jack he just is always dirty to me. And smells bad, that's another important thing. He just has that classic stinky pirate vibe

[gnometa233]

I don't think sex is some holy sacred bond or whatever and like you can do whatever you want. But in real life I've seen so many friendships/friend groups destroyed by friends fucking each other because of drama it caused and that's why I don't reccomend you do it

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

At the family dinner table my cousin has just admitted to comitting what she called "the crime of boiling boys. Regularly". I do not know what this means. I fear for the saftey of myself and my brother as we are both boys that could get boiled. I dont even know if boiling boys is a crime. I am afraid.

- Boston

Thank you for your concern, Boston, and yes, boiling boys— or anyone for that matter— is very much a crime. You and your brothers have low odds of being in danger, given that none of you have gone “missing” already, but still, steer clear of being stuck alone with this cousin, make sure you keep any food or drinks you plan on consuming in sight at all times, and let someone know if you feel at risk. Contact the RCM emergency number if you have any more concerns at immediate hand, and contact me or my partner’s direct logs if you need surveillance, should they mention planning to boil things at any point. Stay safe, Boston.

[spitaroo]

he's such a little freak I'm going to pelt him with rocks