#it was an accident :| he swears

[banefulbenevolence]

@hellscaress

🔪 / my durge? - totally an accident, she swears

'Or what, you'll stab me?' The words hung heavy as she answered the question. He stares at the knife buried in his middle, and then lifts his gaze to look at the aptly named Dark Urge before him. Pain was a distant concept -- perhaps it was shock, perhaps he was simply shocked. Already his brain is racing with what he ought to do and ought not to do. He takes hold of the knife hilt with one hand and shoves his god-bound ally back with the other. "Rhetorical. It was a rhetorical question."

[calam4r1]

Saw this theory on twitter about Al’s possible colourblindness when he arrived in hell as a deer demon. I couldn’t stop thinking about it.

[latenightsundayblues]

This idea came to me in a dream and it impacted me so violently i had to sit down for a while

Diana being ADAM'S daughter instead of Lawrence's. Financially struggling single father Adam. Trying-his-best father Adam. Can anybody hear me

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 264

Danny squints at his tiny hands, eyes narrowing as Clockwork hums in the kitchen. Which he wasn’t even aware of having been in LongNow. Maybe it wasn’t. He huffed, voice too squeaky for him to continue complaining. Stupid time accidents. 

Which wasn’t even starting on the other figure awkwardly sitting at the table. 

He glowered at the Ghost King, who kept glancing at him with an unreadable look in their eyes, then looked back towards where Clockwork was. His scowl deepened over his cup of tea- which wasn’t fair, he wanted coffee but nooo, that’s not healthy for ‘little ghostlings’. Ugh.

Sometimes he wished he was fully ghost so he didn’t have to apparently worry about his living body having to grow back up.

[jack-gourdon]

Can this man have a break for FIVE MINUTES

[exhaustedalien]

this is my horse, he has every disease

[therobinswayne]

this might be a crazy idea, but what is instead of pacifica just being the northwest who owns the town at the time, pacifica switches places with fiddleford?

like, listen. after not getting into his dream school, dipper manages to get into a school that is still reputable based off his good grades. pacifica is his roommate because, hey, it's the 70s, no way he's trying to explain transgender to the admissions office. they hate each other for a while, because he thinks she's a priss who payed her way in, and she's annoyed that he fights back. but over the first year, they help each other understand themselves. she learns about his birth mark (which he keeps firmly hidden away beneath his hat at all times) and he learns about her cold and distant parents. they bond.

they live together for all of college, and it gets to the point that dipper won't deny having a crush on her, but he doesn't even think to bring it up, shrouded in his own insecurities. but she's the first real friend he's ever had that wasn't friends with mabel first. in fact, she doesn't even know mabel exists.

when she comes clean to him about feeling like a fraud because her father DID help her get into school, he convinces her to prove herself and get the degree she wants instead of just the MRS degree her father had planned for her. she turned out to be a damn good mechanical engineer.

when they graduated, her father withheld her any money for not settling down how he wanted, and she found herself a job with her degree so she could really be herself. she credits dipper with helping her get there. she promises to write. dipper heads to oregon.

she works there for a year, before getting fired. any other place she tries refuses to hire a woman in the field. she's forced to go back to her parents. her dad sets her up with an approved husband, and she gets married. she doesn't care about him at all. she has a son. he's named after her father.

then, when her son is 3 or 4, she gets a call from dipper. he asks her to come to some town in oregon and help her build something, because he needs a brilliant mechanical engineer, and she's the best one he knows. she tells her husband she's going, and he doesn't care. she hugs her son tightly, tells him to be good for the nanny, and sets off.

dipper's a little different. he's more crazed, drinks a lot more coffee, is constantly scribbling in his journals and whispering to himself. he has all these plans, and he doesn't seem to leave the house often. more often than not, she's the one who heads into town and buys groceries so they have anything to eat.

she knows something's going on with him but he won't tell her what. one day, he falls asleep next to her while working and she finds out. bill, his name is, and he's rather unfriendly. but dipper didn't tell her. she doesn't know what to do with that, so she just doesn't bring it up.

when they finish the portal, their first test, her foot is in front of the line. for just one moment, she's stuck inside. dipper brings her out, but it's too much. she can't even describe what she's seen. it's horrifying. she tells him they have to destroy it, and he refuses. she leaves.

when she gets back to her family, her husband is in bed with the nanny. she doesn't have it in her to care.

she sets to work, making something that can help her forget the horrors that haunt her dreams. she does make it, and she takes it to gravity falls in hopes of helping dipper forget all of this madness. when it doesn't work, he looks at her so damn betrayed. like she's the one doing horrible things when he wants to bring about destruction.

it's so easy, in the aftermath, to erase his face from her brain. that betrayed look in his eyes. but it still comes back and haunts her. so she makes it stronger, makes it work better, keeps testing it on herself, until there are gaps in her memories she doesn't remember there being and she doesn't remember why she even made it.

doesn't matter. she can't stop now.

by the time the stan's get there, pacifica is just. the old lady who lives in the trash yard. her hair is thin and white, she's shrunk, her posture is atrocius. she knows her name is pacifica, but that's all. she doesn't remember anyone for long, or any direct conversations. things go missing the second they happen, and no one can recall what happened to her.

eventually, her son moves to gravity falls in hopes of finding his mother. he doesn't put together who she is, since no one knows her last name. she doesn't look anything like the woman he's seen pictures of.

when dipper returns to the dimmension, after weirdmageddon, she sees him and for the first time in a long time, she remembers something. he tells her she must hate him, but she just hugs him. he works to get her memory back, bit by bit, by reworking her machine to work in reverse.

once she's got enough memory to come back to herself, one of the first things she does is kiss him.

the second thing is going and finding her son.

[occasionallycoinpin]

occasionally coinpin 104

in which coiny forgets about the existence of the mind link

[jkitsjayx]

god rewatching the clips and just. the murder mystery gift was so fucking funny.

pac, mike, richarlyson, and foolish were just tazing each other before the ceremony for no reason and out of NOWHERE went "hey, what if we leave a dead body at the wedding with no explanation? just kill one of us and wait for someone to find it?" and everyone agreed. "yes, this is a normal and fun thing to plan. of course, let's do it right away." then they made a whole murder mystery, with evidence on the body and a mysterious shack in the woods. also they tried to frame it on slime for some reason??? after setting it up they all just sat in the wedding venue like "why did we do that?" "no fucking clue. i think it was the tazers."

and then they followed through and did it anyways. and the groom did indeed thoroughly enjoy it as a wedding gift.

[dogboystmichael]

Some real silly doodles (I love bullying baal)

All characters from the angels trilogy by @nicosraf 🫶

[bookshopsandtea]

The first (and last) time that Stanley was allowed in the Narrator’s office. (He used them as drawing paper)

[evilfarmin]

Sam: this is why no one likes you you're so insensitive.

Wes:

Danny: REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS

[murk888]

once again I draw him and his face somehow looks very kind🥺🤲 aww

more versions!

and!

*pat pat* (thank @taralen for this addition heheh)

[rebouks]

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Bruno: You’ve just gotta leave her to it, y’know? Ivan: But-… Bruno: No buts. Ivan: Gah! I don’t wanna miss anythin’ is all. Bruno: The more you mither her, the more she’ll avoid you. Ivan: I know. Bruno: At least since she waited so long, we’ve less time to wait. Ivan: It wouldn’t surprise me if she’d waited ‘til it popped out-.. I’m annoyin’ as fuck, ain’t I? Bruno: Not to me. Ivan: [scoffs] Weirdo. Bruno: This weirdo’s just gonna have to do a stand-up job of distracting dad-… Ivan: Do not fuckin’ ruin it! Bruno: Pfft, you did it to me. Ivan: One time, B! I said it once, n’ I wasn’t even bein’ fuckin’ serious any-… [Bruno devolves into laughter, Ivan’s far too easy to wind up] Ivan: [snorts] Shut up. Bruno: Got any names in mind? Ivan: We don’t wanna get too far ahead of ourselves, do we? Bruno: Hm. Ivan: It’s gotta begin with P though. Bruno: Why? Ivan: ‘Cause.. PB&J. Bruno: [chuckles] Genius. Ivan: Right?

[sneeb-canons]

mind swears more than anyone else. soul comes close in competition, but they do it within reason, while mind swears so much, so inconveniently, that "fuck" doesn't even sound like a real word anymore

Headcanon #259

[bakemangocake]

Another one of my old OCs: Akira