#it was either this or joel

[zecoritheweirdone]

hehehehehhooo,, decided to draw some hermits as the mystery skulls animated gang!! why? uhhh mostly just 'cause.

special thanks to the ibaaf server for helping me pick the roles! gem is vivi,, false is arthur,, pearl is lewis,, and etho is mystery!!

better pic of pearl under the cut, where you can how lazy i am,,ms ksmsksjs

[dredgesnails]

so... wild life, huh?

[superfruitland]

i'm surprised she hadn't done this at the post office yet

[awesomesugr]

Ǝna(s)

[some0newithapen]

This entered my head and it wouldn’t leave

[shlutmeow]

not prepared to see this again. im gutted. dina holding her, and ellie holding his watch ugh

[zhukzucraft]

=====>

you bartered,

you were proven right,

you prepared provisions,

you were abandoned...

its fine, you already know Bdubs isn't linked with you. The sun is going down, you need to get moving to find your soulmate.

It looks like others are already finding theirs, and you really don't want to follow suit on what the two who wear them did.

you decide to travel by boat, the obviously superior mode of transport compared to a horse - just because you are petty and nothing else.

But which direction should you head? It really doesn’t matter as long as you run into new people, might as well just choose at random.

Because, surely, this decision will be void of serious consequences. Right?

=> Joel: Go Forwards

Start Over -- Go Back

[gallonsoblood]

I fucking hate this kid

[renthedevil]

have jimmy on the brain so here's some doobles of an au that i've had in my brain for a hot minute :]

(au notes below)

STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS PLOT ABOUT THE AU

FEEL FREE TO STEAL THIS I'M NOT PLANNING ANYTHING WITH IT :D (and please keep in mind that i haven't seen everyones pov so some stuff is not cannon accurate lol) this is set in empire season 2 (around the time the rift open so we can have ranchers), with the empires 1 characters being a sort of greek pantheon(?) that pix is studying. Anyway- the codfather is supposed to be a god of the forsaken, forgotten ,and the damned who is either reincarnated as jim or is giving his power to jim cause he's deemed worthy of it. never quite worked out that part. so jim starts getting codfather features and is like 'o shit fish powers'. tumble town also starts turning into an oasis. he goes to the great witch shelby cause he thinks someone cursed him but she's like 'hm, no you somehow got ancient power somehow? let's go to pix and see if he knows anything about it.' then they go to pix who's all 'HOLY MOLY YOU GOT CODFATHER POWERS THAT EXPLAINS THE FLOODING-' turns out that other kingdoms (particularly anyone who makes fun of jim *cough cough* joel) are flooding really badly and nobody knew why. pix and shelby start working with jim to control his new abilities. they all agree to keep it on the down low but jim tells tango cause ranchers :] the whole thing comes to a head when joel finds out it's jim who's been (unintentionally) destroying his kingdom with floods and storms. he yells at jim about it and in turn jim goes absolutely ape shit- turns into a kaiju or smth and erases the very memory of joel from existence (or something like that) eventually they're able to calm him down steven universe future style. jim puts the memory of joel gets put back into existence and the two learn the importance of communication. yippee! happy ending for all!!

[huggywuggysuppy]

Central court case of the HC10 exile arc might be Pearl vs Joel, as nopoe argues for duplicate permits for competition between shops, using Joel’s imitation shop as a positive example. Meanwhile, Pearl absolutely defaces Joel’s character regarding illegal activity like fight club, his obsessions, and most damningly his own famously unprofitable shops driving him to this madness.

And it all hinges on purpur.

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Can I ask about Gem in your hc ghosts au??

Yeah yeah yeah! I imagine her having died in some kind of hunting accident in like the late 1800s maybe early 1900s.

I like the idea of her being really good friends with Hels, just cause they're the only two around for a really long time, and Hels has literally just been like. Alone on this property for several hundred years. So he encourages her more mischievous side, she softens him up a bit. Besties who will ruin your day so bad.

I wanted to maintain her and Etho and Joel's weird little friend group dynamic a bit. I love the idea that she wants Joel to see her so bad (so she can talk shit directly to his face) that she's constantly trying to almost-kill him every time he wanders onto Etho's property, roping Hels into helping her. It never works. It's some looney toons cat and mouse type shit where he constantly just walks out of near death experiences unscathed without realizing what's happening while Gem groans.

[liauditore]

how many belts and buckles does she need someone save me.

[eldritch-araneae]

This one yearns for a life that will fill her with contentment. She works hard despite the odds stacked against her.

She will make for a dedicated heart.

Do not mourn her - she has finally found her freedom.

[mcytegg]

Joel's bias for his actual irl wife and actual irl bestie in WL is so damn funny like ya they both just killed me . and ya, I am in an alliance w them both now 💚

[dead-sp1der]

no matter how much they hurt you,

they’re still family

[mertensia]

Insane about this team up mannn