#it/love/moth/bug/vee

[pronoun-checks]

Pronoun check with the name TC and pronouns

It/Its/Itself

Love/Loves/Loveself

Moth/Moths/Mothself

Bug/Bugs/Bugself

Vee/Vees/Veeself

(sorry abt this since I legit just requested not too long ago)

It’s no problem!

It’s a good thing we were able to catch TC before it left. Based on what it said, it very much needed its bag. Did love say what love needed its bag for? No, I don’t think love said why love needed loves bag so much. I mean, moth probably just had most of moths things in mothe bag. But you’ve met TC now! Albeit, you and moth only spoke for a few minutes. Anyway, what did you think of bug? See, I told you bug seemed like a nice person. You and bug will have to meet properly another time when we’re not running after bug. I wonder where bug was going to? No, I don’t think vee said where vee was going. Vee seemed like vee was in a bit of a rush, though. I suppose vee just didn’t have the time to talk that much.

[mirikiro-san]

Hello people of Tumblr, me and a friend had thought it would be fun to make ship names for many Dandy’s World combinations and I am here to share what we have so far! It’s veryyyyyy long, so it shall be under the line, thank you :>

There is NO Toodles or Pebble ships, because what the fuck. We plan to get everyone (that is plausible and not disgusting), and make silly poly ships as well. If you have any requests for poly ships, we’ll happily take them :D! Please feel free to use the ship names, we would be very happy to see them used, even!

(Because it’ll be easiest, this post will get updated with the other ships once they’re all made, so look out for that!)

Poppy: Ocean dancing (Boxten and Finn) Lava lamp (Brightney) Pop music (Boxten) Free Hugs (Boxten and Goob) Yarn Ball (Scraps) Bubble Tea/Ramune (Teagan) Thermal Vents (Finn) Soda and Mentos (Shrimp

Boxten: Ocean dancing (Poppy and Finn) Lullaby (Astro) Free Hugs (Poppy and Goob) Regal ball (Teagan) Heavy metal (Shrimpo) Treasure Chest (Gigi)

Finn: Ocean dancing (Boxten and Poppy) Angler fish (Brightney) Mariana Trench (Shrimpo) Midnight fishing/Midnight zone (Astro) Thermal Vents (Poppy) Flying fish (Flutter)

Shrimpo: Strangulation (Goob) Narcissist (Glisten) Cat fight (Scraps) Cyberbully (Vee) Burglary (Dandy) Trickster Mythos (RnD) Nightmares (Astro) Heavy metal (Boxten) Rage room (Tisha) Throwing tomatoes (Sprout) Cavities (Cosmo) Bug bites (Flutter) Caveman (Shelly) Soda and Mentos (Poppy) Weed killer (Dandy)

Tisha: Flight attendant (Flutter) Crime scene clean up (Rodger) Rage room (Shrimpo) Night shift (Astro)

Brightney: Lava lamp (Poppy) Angler fish (Finn) String lights (Scraps) Nightshade/Nightlight (Astro) Hologram (Vee) Firefly (Flutter)

Cosmo: Cosmic brownies (Astro) Tea cakes (Teagan) Ashure (Shelly) Fruit cake (Sprout) Cavitives (Shrimpo)

Flutter: Flight attendant (Tisha) Energetic/Melancholy mime (Rnd) Luna moth (Astro) Paper airplane (Scraps) Flying fish (Finn) Bug bites (Shrimpo) Firefly (Brightney) Fruit flies (Sprout)

Glisten: Amethyst geode (Gigi) Self love (Goob) Narcissist (Shrimpo) Theater (RnD) Melatonin (Astro)

Teagan: Tea cakes (Cosmo) Posh fossil (Shelly) Regal ball (Boxten) Bubble Tea/Ramune (Poppy) Chamomile/lavender tea (Astro)

Rodger: Crime scene clean up (Tisha) Masked detective (RnD) Night Watch (Astro) Clingy mysteries (Goob)

RnD: Energetic/melancholy mime (Flutter) Masked detective (Rodger) Theater (Glisten) Remembered history (Shelly) Trickster Mythos (Shrimpo)

Goob: Self love (Glisten) Strangulation (Shrimpo) Free Hugs (Poppy and Boxten) Clingy mysteries (Rodger) Pickpocketing (Gigi)

Scraps: String lights (Brightney) Cat fight (Shrimpo) Yarn Ball (Poppy) Paper airplanes (Flutter) Sabertooth tiger (Shelly)

Gigi: Kleptomania (Dandy) Amethyst Geode (Glisten) Pickpocketing (Goob) Treasure Chest (Boxten)

Sprout: Tea leaves (Teagan) Greenhouse/Cooking show (Vee) Fruit cake (Cosmo) Throwing tomatoes (Shrimpo) Fruit flies (Flutter)

Shelly: Posh Fossil (Teagan) Remembered history (RnD) Ashure (Cosmo) Florissantia (Dandy) Sabertooth tiger (Scraps) Caveman (Shrimpo)

Vee: Greenhouse/Cooking show (Sprout) Cyberbully (Shrimpo) Movie night (Astro) Hologram (Brightney)

Astro: Lullaby (Boxten) Cosmic brownies (Cosmo) Midnight fishing/Midnight zone (Finn) Night shade/Nightlight (Brightney) Luna moth (Flutter) Movie night (Vee) Night Watch (Rodger) Nightmares (Shrimpo) Melatonin (Glisten) Night shift (Tisha) Chamomile/lavender tea (Teagan)

Dandy: Kleptomania (Gigi) Burglary (Shrimpo) Florissantia (Shelly) Weed killer (Shrimpo)

For context on Shelly x Cosmo, that’s the name of the oldest recorded dessert! And for Dandy x Shelly, it’s the name of a flower fossil!

[chaoticace2005]

Reasons the Mothman should die, collectively written by the residents of the Hazbin Hotel:

Coding for Characters: Vaggie, Charlie, Pentious, Alastor, Niffty, Husk, pretty much everyone

TW: References to abuse

He’s holding back Angel’s progress. (Vaggie, is killing really necessary?) (I am concerned about going after a Vee)

I’m hungry (ALASTOR!)

Ms. Angel gets nervous when on the phone with him.

His coat is tacky.

He’s a bug! And bugs must be DESTROYED!

So Angel stops feeling like he has to be so damn fake. This is getting on my fucking nerves.

HE LICKED CHARLIE!!! (Vaggie, wait it’s okay.)

Color scheme sucks. Purple AND red?!

He makes Angel sad, NOBODY should make Angel sad.

Those obnoxious glasses just make him look stupid.

He’s a manipulative, abusive prick.

ANGEL DIDN'T KNOW BOUNDARIES WERE A THING?!?!?!?!?!? (Honestly that explains a lot.)

NOBODY deserves to be in an abusive relationship.

Too many arms. Nobody needs that many. (...Angel has that many?) (Well maybe he shouldn't.)

Ms. Angel keeps coming home all messy!!

He’s ruining hearts for everyone. Me and Angel already have enough. At least those are on our bodies, what’s his excuse?

Hearts should not even be ASSOCIATED with Valentino, THIS IS NOT LOVE.

I can do without all the sexual depravity. While I am in Hell this is NOT one of the reasons.

If I have to hear that ringtone one more damn time-

The Eggies found some of his films. They should never be exposed to such horrors. Now I have to explain what “a sex” is.

Makes picture shows that are a disgrace to the idea of “entertainment.”

He’s making a bad name for Uncle Ozzie. This is NOT “lust.”

So we don’t have to listen to another one of Angel’s pornos. (Agreed, it’s quite horrifying!!)

So Ms. Angel isn’t tired when she gets home and can save the kinky stuff for then :) (Niff, really?)

So the kid stops coming home with bruises and cuts that I fix up at 3 am. (Husk, what the fuck?)

Because what the FUCK Valentino?

He keeps forcing Angel to do drugs. (HE WHAT?! Like crack??) (That but also I’m pretty sure whatever comes out of him is an aphrodisiac.)

I want to use his antenna as a backscratcher

Has that whole red color thing going on. Only I am allowed to wear red :) (Al, your text isn’t even red.) (My what?)

What is up with his red spit and smoke? Seriously disgusting.

The red stuff from him may be what allows Velvette to create her “Love Potions” which funds Vax’s stupid endeavors (Do you mean Vox?) (Who?)

FOR MY COLLECTION :D (…yeah okay.)

Really is making a bad name for Overlords. And not in the fun way.

Angel’s shown trauma signs of abuse in our meetings. Im pretty sure it’s Valentino.

Make a doll out of his fur so I have a main villain for roach puppet shows!!!

His only purpose is to keep Veks occupied but considering Vixen’s inane attempts to catch my attention it isn’t working.

So Angel can have his soul and he and Husk can run off into the sunset together like in a fanfiction!!! (Ah, yes that would be nice.) (WE WHAT?!) (Oh Husker, denial doesn’t suit you.)

So Angel can get a good boyfriend THAT’S NOT ME to stop these bullshit allegations.

So Angel can admit his feelings to Husker because our cat surely isn’t going to be the first to do it. (ALASTOR I SWEAR TO GOD!)

Who knows how many other people he’s abusing.

Seems to give Vicks confidence. He has enough of that as is. It much more fun to destroy him.

He makes Angel sad which makes Cherri sad!

HE HIT ANGEL!!!

Called my dear Rosie an "old hag" NOBODY CALLS ROSIE AN OLD HAG.

Angel is a good friend and deserves so much better.

I’ve forgotten what moths taste like.

He keeps trying to get Angel to move out :(

Told the kid he had to lose weight. What the actual FUCK. (Ill kill him.)

He’s annoying and looks quite stupid. How has this not been added yet?!

He’s making a bad name for Spanish speakers everywhere. (Yeah it’s embarrassing.) (Wait… what?)

He’s making a bad name for pansexuals everywhere.

He’s making a bad name for wing-holders everywhere. (HE HAS FUCKING WINGS?!) (Oh, yeah, I didn’t tell you?)

Too tall. This is ridiculous.

Won’t admit he’s blind so he’s become even more of a public safety hazard.

If I get one more transmission of him and Box commiting lascivious acts someone will be eaten. I don’t care who. What the purpose of these are I don’t know. Advertisement? (I think it’s to make you jealous boss.) (Ha! Jealous of what? Mediocre sex with a pathetic excuse for a businessman with a TV as a head?)

Because Angel deserves fucking better.

[angelvendingmachine]

I want a pair of twins specifically based on two hate splits (you already know) <3 creators choice <33

TWIN ALTERPACK (1/2)

♡ Lvl 1 ≻

NAMES : Ghost, Vee, Holly, Maggot, Mortuary

AGE : Ageless

PRNS : Shi/him, He/him, It/its, Mo/moths, Mag/maggots, Rot/rotting, Bug/bugs, Critter/critters, Cloud/clouds, Fog/fogs

GENDER : Dionyfluid, not-girl, transmascfemneu, cryptidthing, gendercryptian, horrgimmium, aterpolillic

ORIENTATION : Fagdyke, Aro-ace spectrum

SPECIES : Shapeshifter, incubus, cat-hybrid

ROLES : Black split holder, anger holder, avenger

SIGN OFF: 🌿,🪻, 🌞,💫

♡ Lvl 2 ≻

CISIDS: PCOS, intersex, BPD, NPD, ASPD, human-hater, hypersexual

TRANSIDS: Diety, wings, black-blood, white eyes, harmful, landmine, yandere, ghost, zombie, cannibal, misogynist, misandrist, radqueer famous, killer, worshipped, cvlt-leader

MISCIDS: Tris-cotards, tris-hikkiomori, perma-angry, perma-revenge, perma-explosive, perma-horny, perma-pervert

PARAS: Zo0, ped0, agalmatophilia (dolls), agonophilia (CNC), odaxelagnia (biting), antisadism (antis in pain)

PERSONALITY: Obsessive and angry, almost constantly. Hates disrespect and constantly craves to protect and control those it cares about.

AESTHETIC: Jirai, cryptid core, hippie

♡ Lvl 3 ≻

TYPING QUIRK: "ii type like thiss"

SPEECH: Scottish accent, stutters and repeats phrases

MEMORIES: N/A - Only remembers feelings of rage & holds memories of their source person

LIKES: Bugs, drawing, ghost stories, horror movies, music, the internet

DISLIKES: People being rude to people it cares about, disrespect

EXTRA: Loves holding hands and physical affection

[katy-l1988]

Head canon/Theory Part 10:

The rise of the Vee's

We all know that Vee's are, in short, cowards and hypocrites, who, as you would expect from a demon...do things by trickery.

They aren't the type to get their hands dirty and risk their necks. They wanted war so that those Overlods with greater resources, like Carmilla and Rosie, would lose their "capital" in battle.

Why? Again, the Vee's don't have many "assets":

Vox has his technology but it doesn't work in battle.

Velvette has social media and, if, Harley Quinn-type guns.

Valentino has...porn actors? Oh yeah, and some guns.

Now, what does the song say about this? (I only put the most important fragments)

[Vox] After the battle, masterless cattle

By "cattle" he refers to the sinners of course, who in the absence of Extermination no longer fear, and know that they can defend themselves from any heavenly threat.

With proper guidance, they could do what the Vee's originally wanted, declare war on Heaven itself.

[Vox & Valentino] Overlords hanging by a thread

By Overlords here it refers to: Carmilla, Rosie and Alastor, since they are the ones who were involved in the defense of Hazbin Hotel.

Rosie gave Charlie free rein to convince her people to fight, risking their lives and therefore her power.

Carmilla armed the cannibals to the teeth, and that means a lot of weapons that won't be recovered. Furthermore, in the absence of the Extermination, Carmilla won't be able to get her greatest raw material…Celestial steel.

Alastor, needless to say, ended up seriously injured by a celestial weapon and I doubt he'll be 100% after that.

[Vox] Alastor's missing

[Vox & Valentino] Fled with his tail between his legs Nature abhors a power vacuum

That leaves room for you and me The future of Hell belongs to the Vees

Now, if they want to rise to the top, they'll have to do something similar to what Mimzy claims Alastor did. Eliminate the most powerful Overlords...

But how if Alastor defeated Vox just by talking to him?

We all have weaknesses, humans, demons, angels. And what's more interesting than the weaknesses of these Overlords, be other Overlords (pardon the redundancy). And in Carmilla's case, her daughters.

Alastor/Rosie

I feel that Alastor, despite his mysteries and how defeated he was in battle, would do anything for someone he loved. Rosie is certainly someone he would go crazy for… I mean, if he blew Sir Pentious away for a piece of cloth, what would he do to someone who hurt Rosie?

Zestial/Carmilla

We don't know anything about Zestial so far, but he is certainly a character that strikes fear into the masses. What did he do in the past? After all, he is the oldest in hell.

Now, can you imagine the chaos he would cause if they threatened Carmilla or the girls? God, he would burn everything to protect them.

Carmilla/Odette & Clara

We've already seen much of Carmilla's abilities, and while she defends herself well, her daughters make her an easy target. It is enough for them to capture her daughters, for her to hand over everything she has worked for, even…her life.

Vee's enemies

Furthermore, we already saw that each Vee's has a "counterpart", an Overlord enemy...one they consider outdated.

Now, I know that many will say that Valentino's enemy is Angel, because he wants to kill him as soon as he "betrays" him. But following the rule of three, there should be an Overlord to unhinge him.

Zestial is a strong possibility, given that just as Valentino is a "Bug Demon", so to speak. Valentino is a moth and Zestial is a spider.

Now, the biggest conflict would be regarding their vision of people:

Zestial: He is an intelligent man who knows how to control his feelings. He is kind, understanding, and concerned with his loved ones. He doesn't like impulsivity or childishness. He's a gentleman, and he wouldn't tolerate Valentino's treatment of people at all. I mean…if he did to Carmilla what he did to Charlie, or Angel, he'd be dead.

Valentino: He is impulsive, machiavellian, cruel, carefree, interested…I can go on. He is the complete opposite of Zestial.

Rosie could be an option too, being elegant, refined, and quite helpful compared to Valentino. She has good manners and would correct Valentino all the time...Plus, she's friends with his boyfriend's enemy, what more does he want to hate her?

If the Vee's want power, they will attack here…

[thatliminal-wanderer]

Backrooms ID Pack

Names

Adam, Adym, Aguana, Aiden, Aiko, Alex, Alexia, Altair, Ambrosia, Amori, Andrew, Ant, Argos, Aries, Ashley, Aster, Avelon, Bartholomew, Belphegor, Berry, Bill, Blake, Blue, Bonx, Bram, Brock, Callum, Caspian, Castello, Chara, Cindy, Clement, Clementine, Colias, Corey, Corri, Crane, Creg, Crimson, Cyllene, Cypress, Daisy, Daze, Destiny, Doll, Dream, Dull, Dunk, Eden, Emily, Emme, Evangeline, Ezra, Ferren, Flannery, Frankie, Freeman, Fume, Gani, George, Gerald, Grey, Hen, Icarus, Jack, Janus, Jax, Jerry, Jess, Johnny, Kaii, Kain, Kami, Kane, Kat, Kimiko, King, Kitty, Koko, Kya, Leeon, Leo, Lilac, Limi, Llio, Lotka, Lucid, Malachi, March, Maria, Mason, Moley, Montie, Nightmare, Noir, Olive, Olivia, Ollie, Paisley, Pedro, Philia, Porter, Quinoa, Rae, Rasputin, Richard, River, Rook, Rosette, Rue, Ryan, Samantha, Sato, Saturn, Sienna, Sol, Terry, Theodore, Tom, Trance, Val, Vanta, Vee, Vesper, Vice, Violet, Will, Xavier, Xoa, Zero

Pronouns

!/!s, 0/0s, 1/1s, 2/2s, 3/3s, 4/4s, 5/5s, 6/6s, 7/7s, 8/8s, 9/9s, :(/:(s, :)/:)s, =(/=(s, =)/=)s, ?/?s, _/_s, almond/almonds, alone/alones, alpha/alphas, back/backs, bee/bees, bird/birds, black/blacks, blood/bloods, blue/blues, bone/bones, book/books, box/boxes, bug/bugs, buzz/buzzes, camp/camps, cave/caves, chalk/chalks, city/cities, clean/cleans, crimson/crimsons, crop/crops, danger/dangers, dark/darks, data/datas, dead/deads, decay/decays, desert/deserts, dirt/dirts, doll/dolls, door/doors, dream/dreams, echo/echos, end/ends, error/errors, eye/eyes, fate/fates, field/fields, fog/fogs, forest/forests, garden/gardens, glitch/glitchs, glow/glows, gold/golds, grime/grimes, hall/halls, haunt/haunts, hill/hills, hive/hives, home/homes, hot/hotel/hotels, house/houses, hub/hubs, ice/ices, icy/icys, jungle/jungles, lake/lakes, laser/lasers, level/levels, light/lights, love/loves, lucid/lucids, mall/malls, maze/mazes, mem/memory/memories, mirror/mirrors, moon/moons, moth/moths, mouth/mouths, musk/musks, neon/neons, noir/noirs, play/plays, pool/pools, rain/rains, rainbow/rainbows, red/reds, road/roads, room/rooms, rot/rots, run/runs, sand/sands, sea/seas, sewer/sewers, silent/silents, snack/snacks, space/spaces, sparkle/sparkles, spring/springs, tha/thalasso/thalassos, time/times, violet/violets, void/voids, wall/walls, warning/warnings, water/waters, wave/waves, well/wells, wheat/wheats, white/whites, yellow/yellows, •/•s, ∅/∅s, ⌛️/⌛️s, ☁️/☁️s, ⚠️/⚠️s, ⚰️/⚰️s, ⛓️/⛓️s, ⛓️‍💥/⛓️‍💥s, ✂️/✂️s, 🌀/🌀s, 🌈/🌈s, 🌓/🌓s, 🌗/🌗s, 🌪️/🌪️s, 🌫️/🌫️s, 🍄/🍄s, 🍄‍🟫/🍄‍🟫s, 🎞️/🎞️s, 🎟️/🎟️s, 🎤/🎤s, 🎥/🎥s, 🎪/🎪s, 🎭/🎭s, 🐁/🐁s, 🐇/🐇s, 🐌/🐌s, 🐛/🐛s, 🐜/🐜s, 🐥/🐥s, 👁️/👁️s, 📞/📞s, 📠/📠s, 📹/📹s, 📺/📺s, 📻/📻s, 📽️/📽️s, 🔑/🔑s, 🔗/🔗s, 🔮/🔮s, 🕊️/🕊️s, 🕯️/🕯️s, 🕰️/🕰️s, 🕳️/🕳️s, 🕷️/🕷️s, 🗝️/🗝️s, 🗺️/🗺️s, 😶‍🌫️/😶‍🌫️s, 🚪/🚪s, 🛎️/🛎️s, 🛠️/🛠️s, 🥀/🥀s, 🥣/🥣s, 🥩/🥩s, 🦂/🦂s, 🦜/🦜s, 🦟/🦟s, 🦠/🦠s, 🦴/🦴s, 🦷/🦷s, 🧠/🧠s, 🧫/🧫s, 🩸/🩸s, 🩹/🩹s, 🩻/🩻s, 🪐/🪐s, 🪜/🪜s, 🪞/🪞s, 🪟/🪟s, 🪦/🪦s, 🪰/🪰s, 🪱/🪱s, 🪳/🪳s, 🪶/🪶s, 🪹/🪹s, 🫀/🫀s, 🫁/🫁s, 🫗/🫗s, 🫥/🫥s

Titles

A Corrupted File, An Unapproachable (Beast/Entity/Unknown/Any Animal), Entity [number], Lucky (Beast/Entity/Any Animal), The (Bride/Husband/Spouse), The (Entity/Beast/Creature/Thing/God) of Level [number], The (King/Queen/Royal), The (Smiling/Frowning) One, The (Spokeslady/Spokesman/Spokesperson), The (Un)Lucky One, The Artist, The Behemoth, The Bellhopper, The Bone Thief, The Bronze Builder, The Catmaster, The Coder, The Comedian, The Concierge, The Crawlspace (Entity/Beast/Creature), The Endless Walls, The Entity, The Entity Which Doesn’t Exist, The Explorer, The First Entity, The Friend, The Game Master, The Headless (Hunter/Huntress/Entity/Beast/Creature), The Hermit, The Historian, The Homerunner, The Housekeeper, The Liminal Space, The Mail Carrier, The Maker, The Maze of Lost Ones, The Memory (Any Animal), The Memory Manager, The Mucked Smell, The Musician, The Neighborhood Watcher, The Numbed (Entity/Beast/Man/Woman/Person/Creature), The One Adorned In (Red/White/Black/Beige), The One Which Light Flicker For, The One Who Buzzes, The One Who Is Hiding in Level [number], The One Who Looks Too Familiar, The One Who Opened The Back Door to Reality, The One With No Data, The Party Host, The Puppeteer, The Scarecrow, The Scavenger, The Singer, The Smiling One, The Wanderer, [prn] That Lives Behind Reality, [prn] Who (Makes/Ruins) The Party, [prn] Who Can Not Be Explained, [prn] Who Endlessly Falls, [prn] Who Is Sick, [prn] Who Makes and Plays The Games, [prn] Who Resigns in Level [number], [prn] Who Wanders The Endless Levels

Genders

0beckəl, 1beckəl, 3beckəl, 4beckəl, 5beckəl, 6beckəl, 7beckəl, 8beckəl, 92levelic, 974kitic, 9beckəl, Backaneic, Backroomgender, Backroomic, Backroomsaesic, Backroomscattic, Backroomsdollic, Backroomsfluid, Backroomsflux, Backroomspinnic, Buzinbackroomic, Catbackroomic, Cliproomic, Deathmothgender, Eeriroomic, Endlessswimic, Entiromaric, Entity555gender, Entity666gender.exe, Entity99ic, Erokoric, Escapethebackroomsgameic, Flowliminpinkic, Hotelliminix, Kenolimighost, Lepidoipresence, Level!ix, Level0liminix, Level1liminix, Level336dia, Level370ix, Level389ic, Level7ix, Liminaldollic, Liminalmazeic, Liminalmushrooms, Liminalpoweric, Liminalsnowic, Liminalspacestalgic, Liminaquarpetic, Liminaquic, Limingender, Liminix, Liminlovecoric, Natatoliraifortic, Nostbackplushic, Panbackroomic, Parkgaraliminix, Partygoerscharic, Partykenous, Rubicunipresence, Sh4dygr3yl3v3l1c, Smilergender, Snowliminalic, Storeliminix, Unfatholiminal, Zeroaromic

Other mogai

Alderbackroentity, Alderitch, Alderliminal, Alderwhitevoid, Assigned Creature at Birth/ACreAB, Assigned Freak at Birth/AFrAB, Assigned Monster at Birth/AMonAB, Assigned Uncanny at Birth/AUnAB, Backroomsvesil, Darkwarmgreyvesil, Eldritch Omninoun, Eldritchvesil, Error Omninoun, Flesheatseaseque, Grey Omninoun, Hiliblayedernic, Kenovesi, Kittyhousehearthic, Mimicryvior, Nonhuvesil, Null Omninoun, Poolroomperspesque, Shard Omninoun, Sublimityhearthic, Terrorhotelhearthic, Thing Omninoun, Vesiliminal, ∅ Omninoun

[backboneofthevees]

VELVETTE HEADCANNONS!

Not my usual post, but I thought I'd share! Have fun reading :)

♡ (if it wasn't obvious enough) She's a lesbian! I love the little girl-liker third wheel to a mlm couple (vox and val) her and the other vees have going on, plus the velvette x verosika art i see is ALWAYS so beautiful!

♡ referring to this post below:

She owns corsets (yet doesnt use them much because LOOK AT THAT WAIST), and one or two have definitely been stolen....by both of her male conterparts.

♡ She sews! Not ALL the time, since she's busy doing things like running shows and doing photoshoots, but I feel like it'd be a little something nice to do in her free time. Blasting some music while tailoring a new coat or something.

♡ She only wears the same colors. I know this is a little obvious from the few outfit changes she has in the show, but imagine it. A large walk-in closet filled with ONLY pink, purple, white and black. (And perhaps a singular green christmas sweater.) They're not ALL just dresses and jackets, she has pants and t-shirts too. She just likes to dress femme and throws in a masc/more casual outfit from time to time.

♡ She has a diverse music taste. I might me self-projecting here a bit, but I think it'd be pretty cute to see hee listening to different types of music. Like listening to something metal/punk when wearing an 'emo' outfit (one thst consists of mostly black) or some pop/r&b when dressing up in her normal dress-and-tights- combo. It helps her get in the mood.

♡ She has a close relationship with Vox and Valentino. This is also shown in the actual show, seeing how docile they are around eachother, but I imagine the boys and Vel having a brother-sistertjust generally close relationship, like Val and Vel would talk shit and go shopping one day or Vox and Vel talking about the shoots they're doing/planning on doing and having their nails done together. (Painting Vox's claws or sharpening them since he doesn't really have nails.)

♡ She's a little nerdy. I'm not talking about book-nerd, more likke a genuinely-invested-in-fashion-and-knows-about-its-history nerd. Like she'll read up on magazines or articles about how the kitten heel came to be or fun facts about the creator of a specific clothing brand she likes. She doesn't bring it up often, more of a random thing she'll drop into a conversation to keep it going. Also, since she's on her phone all the time, I think she'd be a little bit of a tech wiz like Vox. Like he'll give her a prototype for a new V-Phone and ask her about any bugs or special features. She'll evaluate it and Vox would give her his credit card for a day as a thank you.

♡ She has a major sweet tooth. I'm not saying she's constantly eating candy, given her figure and those crisp pearly whites, but whenever she's going out she'll get a milkshake or perhaps a little sweet treat at a local bakery. Not nicely, but still.

♡ Her full name, when she was still alive, was Veronica Barbie Hernandez, hinting at a latina/mexcian background. Her friends usually called her by her middle name or just Barb, since she had (and still does) such an affliction for having cute outfits and wearing pink. (I might draw her aswell as the rest of the vee's as humans, who knows)

♡ She has a doll body. This is a bit of a short one, but since she's based of a doll like Vox is a TV and Valentino is a moth, she has a plastic-y, smooth doll body. Specifically a ball-jointed doll body. (She can also pop off her limbs and/or head with little to no pain, using it to scare the boys during halloween or whenever she feels like it.)

♡ She's in her early 30s-late 20s, Vox and Val being around 30-40.

♡ She has 2 cats, one white cat named PomPom, and one tabby cat named Spike.

♡ Her favorite musicals are Heathers and Hairspray. (heathers fans hmu)

♡ Despite being known as 'the girly one', she grew up with 2 brothers. Both are dead and are running around somewhere in Hell, probably.

♡ She helps pick out outfits for the boys, despite them wearing (like almost every other male character) suit-like attire. She LOVES trying on dresses with Val, though.

♡ She goes out often. To shop, get food, get drunk, or to just walk around town and blog for her live feed. God forbid you bump into her though, especially if she's holding a drink (or just anything that could spill on her/something expensive she bought dropping onto the ground). She'll EXPLODE.

That's all for now! Feel free to ask for more or just anything else <3

[charliemorningstars]

(thinks abt fankids) Augh .

damien morningstar: older child of charlie and vaggie, age 12. he/it pronouns. kinda edgy, way into his whole “antichrist” schtick even though he’s a generation late, but beneath it all he wouldn’t hurt a fly. literally. it cries whenever it sees niffty kill a bug. also he’s trans and dyes his hair black. its chosen name is actually charlie’s deadname which she felt kinda weird about at first but eventually decided y’know what? it’s a good name! just not for her!

layla morningstar: younger child of charlie and vaggie, age 6. she/her pronouns. really sweet and cheerful, but mature for her age, and is protective of others, even adults who are more than capable of protecting themselves. is based on a rosy maple moth, and has moth wings for angel wings.

alice: a doll that alastor accidentally brought to life, and instead of destroying her, he decided to give this parenting thing a shot. she/her pronouns. developmentally around 9. never speaks and has an innocent demeanor, though she loves helping her dad with his schemes and listening to his broadcast (which is just overlords and his other victims screaming). she sees husk and niffty as her uncle and aunt, respectively, and charlie as an older sister. ragdoll loosely based on alice in wonderland.

v1nn1.exe (vinni): child android that vox built on an impulse just to one-up alastor. byte/byteself pronouns. developmentally around 10 cause he HAD to make byte just a little bit older. most closely resembles vox himself, but also bears some resemblance to valentino (vox would like the public to know this means nothing). vox treats byte like an object and a test subject, valentino ignores byte, and velvette uses byte as a mannequin cause none of these bitches are parent material!! despite who bytes parents (and aunt) are, byte is actually really nice, helping the vees’ victims when possible, and is secretly friends with alice.

ash: child of adam and lute. they/them pronouns. age 13. lute was in the very early stages of pregnancy during the battle at the end of s1, which means they never met their father, and due to what she’s taught and told them, they’re determined to avenge him. they have a calm and stoic demeanor, though they’re ruthless in battle. they like playing the guitar because it helps them feel closer to their dad.

i am cringe...but i am free.

[cast-you-dxwn]

The holy fire isn't necessary, just make a big lamp. he's a moth, they love to fling themselves into giant bug zappers

“Note to the Fabricators: built an enormous bug zapper and hang it outside the Vees tower.”

[wrinkled-sheets-and-sunlight]

Equal to how much Vox hated slipping into his old slang, Alastor loved it. It was a show that maybe the Vox he knew, the one that wasn't power hungry, willing to change everything about himself, even his body, to not slip away. The one that wasn't with Val, a vile disgusting bug that only cared about himself and what others can do for him. He wouldn't say as much outloud, but Alastor would die blaming Valentino for taking Vox from him. He could deal with a bit of modernization, especially if it was more comfortable for Vox, not being a staticy, rabbit eared cube, but he had a funny feeling that Vox was talked into this. Guilted, put down, Valentino no doubt saw power in him and did whatever he could take take it for himself.

Of course, that was just a theory. And it would more than likely stay a theory, seeing as he couldn't trust a word out of both Val and Vox's mouths, with the later having been tainted by the moths cruel ideations. Vox was an unreliable narrator, and yet here Alastor was letting his 'old friend' undress him in his room to show him angelic wounds at his request.

So very vulnerable, and all Alastor does is chuckle at the 'threat'. "Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't these podcasts your darling Velvette was telling me about very much like radio?" He enjoyed taunting both Val and Vox with the friendship he had with Velvette, the younger Vee actually having respect for the classics that she liked to mix into her own work. She was unapologetic and rather fun, something he could respect.

It was funny, Al thought as he felt the cooler air of the room pull at his wound in a slight shiver, that the last time he had seen such worry on Vox's face was back when they were stuck on earth. He doesn't remember much (liar) but he couldn't seem to get that sight out of his head. That wasn't his Vox he knew in hell, but it was the closest one to who his friend used to be. None of this showed on his face, of course, the deer's smile as impassive as ever as he gave a roll of his eyes.

"Yes well, they were done with magic that was a bit scarce at the time." The angelic energies having saped him of near all his strength, it being just enough to sink into the shadows to safety. "And seeing as I did them myself?" He was lucky to still be alive. "You know very well I create pain, not mend it." And that was the problem, wasn't it?

He was quiet after that, simply taking a moment to look over Vox, his posture and expression, trying to figure out just how he felt about all this. He...didn't seem very happy, not like Al thought he would be....

"I know you were watching." Words that he hadn't meant to say, but his fate was sealed now. "How it must have irked you, to see someone else nearly bring me to my knees." Nearly, like he could stand easily after that.

✧   「   @wrinkled-sheets-and-sunlight   」   ✧  - Continued from ★  

「 ☆ 」 Vox… doesn’t know how he would feel if Alastor died. Genuinely died. He knows what he would DO. He’d openly celebrate, probably get fucked by his boyfriend business partner, and then set things into motion to gain a better grasp on the gaping hole in the power dynamic of Hell that would be felt with the Radio Demon’s absence. Things like that are seldom around for long, after all. With how ravenously denizens of Hell act when there’s so much as a sniff of imbalance. It’s not dissimilar to what he did when Alastor merely disappeared… for years. After their- … violent spat.

He doesn’t care to recall how he felt when his former friend infatuation rival vanished. The confusion. The panic. The anger. The shame. The weakness. Should Alastor perish, Vox would be a fool to think the emotional turmoil wouldn’t be far worse. Sure, he could get swept up in the fantasy. So long as it was detached. Subconsciously unreachable. A way to expel years of hurt. Free to cheer and complain and not actually comprehend the possibility of Alastor being defeated. It was Alastor. An annoying constant of damnation— … most of the time. How easily one can slip back into taking someone for granted.

Besides, if anyone was going to kill Alastor… Part of him, twisted and disgusting, would want it to be him. He’s not entirely sure why.

He’d rather not dwell too deeply on it.

Hands slowly work at buttons, almost an unwitting reverence in the action. When Alastor appeared at the tower, he had been shocked to say the least. Down in seconds, embarrassingly fast but having acted before he could consider the implications. A pattern that remained strong, the pair now in the privacy of his room… with clothing being removed. Only Alastor’s shirt and due to morbid curiosity, but still. It’s enough to make his screen heat up, Vox grateful he’s managed to keep from sparking. However he didn’t manage to keep quiet.

Tensing as Alastor draws attention to muttered words he had NOT intended to let slip— lips always were looser around this damn deer —gaze doesn’t leave Alastor’s chest. ❝ Get bent, Al. If anyone here’s an ❛ antique ❜ , it’s the Radio Demon. ❞ Older vernacular slips thanks to the odd familiarity of such a scene, rather than the usual ❛ Fuck you ❜ he's come to adopt. Careful to change his persona along with the steady march of progress through the decades. Even internally correcting himself whenever slang from when he was alive enters his thoughts. It's not much of a change from BEING alive, Vox the sort to weed out overly-casual speech in order to keep up appearances. Frankly, he's become a lot more crass since entering Hell.

Stubbornly fixated, he finally opens the garment, revealing a brutal looking wound. Sucking in a sharp breath, brows knit over wide eyes. Gaze dulls at being faced with the reality of the fight... of almost having lost Alastor. It settles heavily on his chest, making it difficult to breathe. Nearly making it impossible to speak. He only snaps out of it when his fingers are slowly reaching toward Alastor's chest, intending to gingerly brush down. Blinking when he's torn from the haze and back to the absurdity of the moment, fingers hastily curl as his hand retracts.

With a thick swallow, he takes a step back. Clearing his throat, he straightens his suit with a sharp tug, still refusing to meet Alastor's gaze, ❝ ... Those stitches look like shit. ❞ 「 ☆ 」

[mysticmeadowscamp]

ooo im gonna assign the characters vibes bc i am feeling not great

vee's like a jar of fireflies, there's a strange black fog in the jar but its not hurting them! there's a label on it that reads something like 'moths' or 'nightlights'!

logan reminds me of an old video game console, like a game boy color or a SNES! it's a little beaten up but it's got stickers on it

patton's got the vibes of a list of songs, handwritten. it smells like firewood and is crumpled from being in a coat pocket!

dee's like a worn out beanie- well loved and such. probably has a few pins and patches on it!

romans got the vibes of a group of teenagers hanging out in a meadow in early summer! making flower crowns, fooling around, etc

remus reminds me of a vintage poster! its got drawings of mushrooms and bugs on it, and its very crumpled and dirty and theres a few rips here and there

-avenue anon (this anon probably hasnt been taken?? not sure though)

this is v sweet actually :((( i love this sm

[kurukuhatsune]

School or mall?/Saving marinette from lila

11/4/21

I look around at this amazing place that is.. Until I realized it a high school, I walked around to classroom to classroom while the group of annoying boys who are my age force me to hold my hands, as we they are about to head class. I quickly move my hands away in my defense I say "Whoa! 6th feet away guys!" They tried to grab both of my hands, but I ran off to get away from everyone, I look around these amazing place like arcade, gift shop, food court, movie theater, mini golf cart, toys store, game room and even indoor roller coasters rides!. I didn't even know they had my favorite Powerpuff girls ride!!? (I wish it that exist but never happened.) So this girl kept following and bugging me while I was trying to get away from her, To my mind I thought I would lost her by getting on a ride, So the roller coaster ride move fast then to lose her and it works so far to be away from her that is... Until the doors shut behind me while I realized I can't open the door until the morning, I don't hear her behind the door but at least she is gone. I look around to see an extra carts up front, I realized the only way I can get out is I have to walk through the roadline and it's kinda dark. Then I woke up and want back to sleep while I was at a house, I look at the big screen when the music play kingdom Hearts simple and clean and I sing along when... I met the real Cristina vee in front of me, she smile and say "hi I love to sing with you if you don't mind?" With her sweet words. I couldn't help but smile and I say "Yes please miss vee!" I continue singing just like cristina voice. Than after it was over cristina was gone, my guess is she probably left to go do her own work, So I walk around to explore out of town. When I saw marinette from ladybug and cat noir walking in the Mexican food court. Which is strange because she supposed to be at baking or going to school and hanging out with her friends like she usually do in Paris.? Also is she by herself? Curious for me I walk along to see Lila there and she wear a ridiculous and unnoticeable sombrero hat even a mustache, she said with a deep male voice "Excuse me young lady would you like some tacos on the house?" Lila hand her some two tacos as an offer her. But to my shock marinette kindly accept them, I have a bad feeling that Lila and hawk moth are planning a trap for her, without any hesitation I ran to slap those two tacos out of her hand. I grab marinette on her wrist and we ran off quickly.

That's all I remember.

[fireflythecinnamonjollyrancher]

hello it is once again time for my end of the year wrap up. this should be... interesting

january

finally finally got to have a happy apartment experience!!!!! tried out tea drops which are dope. there was a fair amount of stress revolving around APO induction and the musical rehearsal, but we made it!!! partied hardy (the infamous tess in the washing machine incident) kelli was watching always sunny more often than not. i wore some arguably bad clothing but ya know. gays. we tried to take off my closet door (it did NOT work). the beginning of the goose saga! there was a sleet storm so kelli and i made some popcorn and watched mike birbiglia’s new special. darci, kelli and i went out to eat and then ended up in babcock playing air hockey before watching videos with kai who was on duty. PEP BAND???? some good memories formed there. dogs in the library! got bullied by my library boss to put gas in my car and i sent her a video of proof that i did it “daddy long legs” “stop. what?” “the musical” (i do love timothy) i actually practiced my instrument lol wild. WE (becky, celeste, timothy and i) WATCHED SPIRIT and got wildly drunk -- the origin of “[redacted] [redacted] who???” which is my favorite joke.

february

MORE PEP BAND im actually really glad i spent my last few college months dicking around with the band. one man drumline!!! kai made some good tiktoks in our apartment! miss hanging with them it was really fun. oh i hung out with sam and celeste watching movies “he was a boy, she was a dolphin, can i make it anymore [strangled dolphin noises]” OUR MICROWAVE HANDLE BROKE OFF while kelli was gone man that entire apartment was falling apart (hey dumbass grab from top) -- a list of things that were broken in our apartment: fridge light, front entry light, showerhead, phone. the birth of the beans insta!!!! got hit on when i was at taco bell with timothy by being accused of being trans (taco bell guy was not far off to be fair). oh the improv posters as compared to the posters i built for an organization fair. went out and got daRUNK at what appears to be wandas. really struggled with my period. cut hair with kelli n darci. MOZZ STICKS. “you still a lil bitch???” oh we did kpy pal-entines!!! where we ate good food and watched the princess bride!!! i received the plush goose. there was a possible bombing at the bank next door to where we rehearsed for band. aw i went on a tommy’s date with becky that was cute. they tried to STEAL the QUESO. disagreed with a curb and still have those scars. worked a horrible gig at the theatre. closing shifts at the library baby! middle school tours EW more library dogs! fish hooks song oh my god. drunk mash nights!!! i rewatched HAVEN and had lots of feelings. actually got drunk alone a lot which was Bad. however michael malloys birthday! watched choir concert at work lol. stats final whilst drunk!!!! becky got a piercing

march

here things go downhill rapidly. hit up the trains at least once. oh late library nights with timothy!!!! the best nights i miss hanging with him while at work. struggled with my car. went on a college sponsored adventure to a back alley farm. SCURVY FEARS. opening shifts that were lonely. oh celeste played plague and named it covid and won lol yikes. the infamous apartment cone. we stayed up long enough to see the sunrise on literally the last day in college I would ever have. that was good. I FOUND OUT KELLI HAD GLASSES im still pissed. came home indefinitely. went to st patty’s day at brookes with karrigan and that was SO much fun (this was before things seemed real) the best part of that was the irish pub owner who happened to have a son that went to my college. got my mom onto tik tok. took a gay lit class. can’t believe i took daily fckn walks around the pasture who was i. hosted virtual meetings for apo and played around with the closed captioning. that was fun. shaved my moms head lmaooo. worked on my capstone which im like super proud of? i wish i could have directed it but say law vee. 

april

BAGPIPE CORPS INTERNATIONAL. virtual band wreaked havoc on my animals mental health. my grandmother would always bug me while i was working which i understand now was misplaced love but it was so irritating at the time. we had library meetings once a week or so that was vital to mental health. hosted a really fun “panel” about queer identity for my queer lit class that was able to educate a lot of people. having a capstone class with am*lia was a nightmare. watched a cirque du soleil show for free and lost my mind. wrote a comedic monologue that i suffered through. suffered through papers and projects. worked on a project with celeste and kelli and we had SUCH a good time. i hosted several jackbox nights for both apo and kpy. that was SUCH an exhausting experience. also uno and drawful with the uno group (kelli would win 100% of the time). ranted about group projects lol i struggled. OH THE MOVE OUT DEBACLE i really went off the deep end. kelli’s virtual birthday!!!!

may

we had so many good jackbox nights. academic showcase and honors convocation happened wherein i was name bronco award winner and that really wrecked me too lol. we had a sunday crew hang out for library workers. clarinet game night too! i tried so hard to build community during covid and im not altogether sure i accomplished it but ya know whatever. watsky broke the record! made my “aced it” grad cap which was so FUNNY and still is tbh. becky taught me how to do makeup. took grad pictures at an abandoned farmhouse lol OH MY GOSH BEAUX ARTS AND APO SKIT i was so proud of that night and annette said it was the best one we’d ever had. wish i had done more but we did it boys. also got VERY drunk for it lol completely redid my room. bc it was NASTY. the way i write papers is so SO funny to me. had our last capstones class and then dressed in grad outfits for our last lit meeting . graduated and got all my stuff from college finally. went shopping with timothy, had el puerto with becky (i think?). oh the infamous miller moths UGH shit is nasty. THE FORMING OF BANJO SHRIMPS occurred on may 24 2020 and that was the absolute best thing to come out of this year. started working at my dads agency which was the absolute worst thing to come out of this year. attended my first protest in cos which was good and healthy. started protesting regularly after that. my most poignant memory was laying down in front of city hall and chanting “i cant breathe” for 8 minutes. 

june

it snowed???? i was angry. part of my job was reading my dad’s email and there was some WACKO shit in there. went to brookes for pride as a surprise which was cute n fun. had a horrible interaction with a client. the appearance of the bigfoot statue!!!! we had a vanilla beans hang out. there was a WILD storm that literally made my hide out in the office. 

july

went on a bonkers rant about america bc fuck this place. helped mom out with homework. we had several clients get divorces which was messy. went to a Bad party where i was angry the whole time. went to the top of pikes peak with my grandma and saw many much bigfoot things. we got a GOOSE he hated us so much. oh there was a night where darci and kai came over and we hijacked kelli’s spotify and communicated that way it was SO funny. took a video of the dichotomy of man bc of my long ass leg hair and short ass head hair. shaved my head to the BONE and tried dragon fruit. GOT NIKO ON JULY 24 my sweet sweet boy lil bat looking motherfucker. got denied for life insurance for mental health reasons. 

august

went back to hc for a birthday “party” and to see the band. did a lot in that weekend (stayed with timothy’s family, helped becky move, met kelli’s look-alike, saw timothy and karlie’s new house!!! had lunch with kellis family which is closest to “meet my parents” i think i’ll ever get lmao). got my prof headshots and hate every single one of them but more for self esteem reasons lol. neighbors got goats and my mom lost her marbles. got trapped in traffic on the way back from hc. niko had crackhead energy. oooooooh documented gender crisis. ma got more chickens. went to a birthday party for a high school friend and was just... so out of my element. its weird. took off my grandma’s bathroom door bc she had knee surgery. started a full time job as my grandmother’s caretaker (love working for the family business lol).

september

went to breckenridge with a friend!!!!!! spicy times lol. cleaned the cupboard. had a birf. turned 22. cas finished her drugs!!!! and felt much better. we did a charcuterie board for my birthday which was very fun. Got a mixer set!!! went to hc for homecoming and graduated!!!!! surprised celeste and hannah with a celebration party for them (it was a lot of fun). came up with my BEST joke (summa cum laude). got called tf out for my gender crisis via tarot. got the goose game!!!! played the goose game!!!!

october

applied to chicago center!!!! will now be working there for a year!!!! this was the first documentation of banjo shrimp nights. surprised my dad for boss day by working with the team to fill his office with balloons. house sat for dad’s friends. started taking showers in the dark. went to celestes and made PASTA wow got very drunk and while she slept i just explored a strangers house. voted!!!!! wow. finally (finally) started to accept that i was maybe agender. had a snow day but i couldn’t work so that was fun. had halloween with banjo shrimps where i dressed up as david rose. that was SUCH a good night. participated in ace week!!! then, dressed as radar for actual halloween and had monumental. worked a volunteer haunted house and like... actually did pretty good?? felt like a real adult!!!!

november

so many things happened in november. i finished miraculous ladybug on netflix. had another bad interaction with a client bc the customer is always wrong. shaved my head. PRESENTATION NIGHT to distract from the election lmao what a good time. had so many emotions about the election. then biden won and we lost our damn minds -- video called with celeste and becky to celebrate (with the reminder that we know that this doesn’t solve everything but it was such a huge sigh of relief). started watching the last kids on earth. made more PASTA and soup! got my GHOSTY TATTOO. kahoot night with the banjo shrimps lol. watched the supernatural finale with kelli (what good memories) rewatched 3below good shit. got the chicago job so i quit being an insurance person!!!! brooke came for thanksgiving!!!

december

i dont wanna talk about it but i finally started watching unus annus (theres an archive its not the same but it provided me wild amounts of serotonin). “call that invisible split dye”. crimmus. had a video call with people from high school i rarely if ever see. this entire month has been a fuckin blur my guys but i’m so excited for what’s next. in two days i will be in an apartment in chicago. i will be reunited with my best friend in a little under two weeks. i cannot emphasize enough how excited i am for this next chapter. so yeah. that was my year. im sure there was more memories but that’s what the sideblog is for lol

[nicecarito]

Bug!Au FRUK England xFem!France Part 1 (Pictures and Fic)

(I will try writting a bit to explain my story, like a mini fanfic I guess, I'm sorry if I don't have the proper grammar, I trying my best to explain myself, Why the world can't just talk in spanish :,V? hahahaha) 

On a very lively field, a Caterpillar named Arthur lived there. Arthur was a pretty grumpy caterpillar... his BIG eyebrows made him look more grumpier and he wasn't happy with this...  "Big eyebrows aren't beautiful! not like Mr. Bonnefoy! Mr. Bonnefoy is truly beautiful, I'm sure that I will become a butterfly like him!" That's what Arthur always said to himself. Arthur really admired Mr. Bonnefoy, a very handsome and elegant butterfly with big and glamorous wings, Arthur wanted to be like him but... "Is OBVIOUS that you can't become a butterfly, Artie~! Your big eyebrows are the proof!" Marianne said.

"You are a pest, Marianne! You don't know what are you saying!" Arthur really hated Marianne! Marianne was another Caterpillar, she enjoyed to remind Arthur that he can't become a butterfly like her uncle Francis Bonnefoy "Just accept your destiny, Artie! Accept who you are, your big eyebrows are the proof!" Marianne hummed and she left with her Uncle. what a pest! Arthur thought. "I will show her that she's wrong! I will become a true butterfly!" Arthur said to himself and he started to fabric his coccon. Arthur really put his heart to make it perfectly, the days passed and his coccon was ready "Are you still trying?" Marianne teased. "SHUT UP! I will shut up your little mouth, Fatty!" Arthur said and with this he locked himself inside of his coccon. Marianne just huffed but she was a bit worried.... 

Days, weeks passed.... it was spring, Feliciano, a small and lazy bee, was fooling around like always but something catches his attention. "Oh, what is that? isn't a flower..." The small bee said as he got closer to check a strange coccon, but, Feli was pretty naive... what is a coccon? "Oh, I think is moving!" Feli said really amused, what's wrong? this isn't a flower for sure! "Oh!! It's opening! Ve!" Feliciano was really surprised! The coccon started to rip and something was coming out! "FINALLY! I'M A BUTTERFLY!!!!" Arthur finally came out, happy and cheerful, he become a butterfly! "WAAHAAAAAAAA!!! WHAT IS THIS?! YOU AREN'T A FLOWER OR A PRETTY GIRL! AND ABSOLUTELY NOT A BUTTERFLY!" The poor Feliciano cried 

"...." Arthur was a bit confused, Why that little bee was so terrified? There was a stream close to them, Arthur really needed to check his appearance. He got closer and he checked his reflection. "..." "Uhm...Mr. Mot....?" Feliciano was about to ask something but Arthur started to SCREAM "WHAT'S GOING ON?" WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?! WHAT THE HELL I AM?!" Arthur was almost crying! he didn't planned this! where are his beautiful wings?! why he still have these big eyebrows?! they are even more bigger! "Oh! your eyebrows are really big, I think you are a moth, Mr. Moth!" "I KNOW THAT! DAMMIT!" "VEEEEE!!!" Poor Feliciano... he was being abused, it wasn't his fault after all! "Geez.... I'm not a butterfly. I'm just an ugly moth!" Poor Arthur... he was pretty dissapointed. "Ve! you aren't that bad! I think you look fine!" Feliciano said to cheer him up a bit, besides, he was being honest!

"Why are you here anyway? Aren't you suppose to be around collecting pollen or something?" Arthur huffed, this little bee just came in his worst moment but Feliciano didn't mind at all to be around Arthur "My thousand siblings can do that! Queen Bee doesn't mind at all if I'm not working, she said I'm cute!...Except the Regent Bee, He really get mad at me but... I really prefer to enjoy the day! My name is Feliciano by the way!" What a friendly bee. Arthur decided to not question him anymore and he decided to stop arguing about his luck...at least for now. The days passed and Arthur was starting to cheer up... just a little bit "You know... I think being a moth isn't that bad... At least I have wings, I guess" Arthur said with a sigh as he pet his little friend "That's the spirit!" Feliciano said, He loved to be petted!

A few days later.... "Oh, look, Mr.Arthur!" Feliciano beamed. Arthur and Feliciano were checking the area but they suddenly found a beautiful rosebush. something was there, under the leaves of the rosebush. "Look, Look! Is a coccon! I bet there's a butterfly inside or even a Moth!" Feliciano said happily but Something got in Arthur... he was absolutely mad. "Oh yeah? I bet there's SOMETHING INSIDE!" How he could forget her....he still can remember her evil laughs!And she will laugh at him again! He can't accept this... He can't let her watch him and make fun of him again! "Ve, I wonder who is insi....." Eh? why Arthur was holding a very big rock?

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA!! MR. ARTHUR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "YOU WILL NEVER FEEL OR WATCH THE SUN EVER AGAIN, MARIANNE BONNEFOY! I'M NOT LETTING YOU LIVE THIS TIME!" Arthur was really mad and scary! he was really going to destroy Marianne's coccon with a big rock and Feliciano was terrified but suddenly... the coccon started moving! "AAh!! oh no!" Feliciano cried "SHIT!" Watch your mouth, Arthur! Arthur and Feliciano ran back to hide, leaving the big rock behind. "V-Vee" Feliciano was still scared and Arthur huffed a bit, he was really out of himself... but he lost his opportunity!

"Oh! It's opening!" Feliciano said when they saw the coccon starting to rip, hands coming out from it. But Arthur didn't want to see it, he didn't want to see Marianne, he was still so mad... Marianne was right all this time after all and Arthur was stubborn. "Mamma mia! A BELLA"" Feliciano said cheerfully and really excited, that little bee was really flirty! "what are you talking about....!" Arthur said, finally taking a small peek but then... ".....!!!" He just froze, his eyes widen and he felt his heart stopping. what he was watching?...Marianne? A beautiful feminine creature came out from that coccon... she looked fragile and delicate, she was truly beautiful, a truly beutiful butterfly. It was Marianne.

"A-Ah...O-Ohm...F-Feli?" Arthur was really...surprised and his heart was beating to fast. Arthur called for Feli but... eh? ".........AGH!" Feliciano wasn't there! what the...?! "BELLA, BELLA , CIAO, CIAO, CIAO! You are so pretty! pretty pretty! A flower for a pretty lady!" "F-Feliciano!" Arthur whispered , oh no! what he was doing there?! Feliciano dared to get closer to Marianne and she looked surprised "Oh...what a cute little bee, you are just a cutie!" Marianne giggled, holding the small bee with her hands and Feliciano was so happy to be petted by a pretty lady! "Bella, Bella! I'm Feliciano! We were just waiting for you to came out!" Feliciano explained and Marianne just smiled a little bit as she fixed her hair "We?" she asked interested "Si, si! Arthur, Arthur! Come here!" "...Arthur?".....

TO BE CONTINUE.......

You can read part two here! http://amazingtamales03.tumblr.com/post/162727507371/bugau-fruk-england-x-femfrance-part-2

[aerois]

Magical Dabbing Holiday Santa: A Reaction to ML’s Christmas Ep.

So I knew that Miraculous Ladybug wasn’t gonna be on Netflix until Valentine’s, but this didn’t stop me from looking on Hulu and Netflix just to see if I could find some trailers. What @siorea and I were pleasantly surprised to find was the Christmas episode already on Netflix. Since it’s the first actual episode I’ve ever seen of this show, I thought I’d share my reaction to it.

Keep in mind, there’s not much I know about the show. (In fact the only characters I know much of anything about are Chat Noir and Marinette themselves. I am also aware that Hawk Moth is Chat’s dad, and that there’s some bitchy girl named Chloe who’s in love with Adrien. But that’s about it.)

Okay, so to start off with, I did not expect the episode to be a musical one. I have... mixed feelings about this. I was always a big fan of Christina Vee-- I loved watching MilkyCabbage videos on youtube all the time in my younger years-- and getting to hear her sing again was wonderful! She was really singing her heart out for this episode, and even though she was great before, she’s definitely improved. Chat’s voice actor, however... um, y’know what, God loves the voices of all his little angels on earth, I’m just gonna stop it there, I’m just gonna

NO ONE TOLD ME CHAT HAD SUCH DESTRUCTIVE EMOTIONAL STATES. 

I mean I know the kid’s lost his mama but JESUS AMEN, someone get this boy a therapist, he’s got PTSD or some shit! He goes from loneliness (understandable reaction), to wanting to isolate himself and feeling abandoned (also understandable), but then it all culminates in a very sudden and overpowering URGE TO BURN A LARGE STRUCTURE TO THE GROUND. He even makes it clear that he’s doing this because he’s upset! This is the clearest cry for help I think I’ve ever seen coming from a fictional teen, and what made it so jarring and strange was that, well, how do I explain? I guess I always thought Chat was one of those kids who’s good through and through, but this outburst of his is just disturbed. So now I’m wondering if there’s some dark side to Chat that the viewers were meant to be aware of that’s gonna come into play later. 

But it was shoved in our faces so quickly that my sister and I just started laughing. It was so Jekyll-Hyde. “Dad doesn’t pay attention to me... I’m gonna run away! I’m so alone... I MUST DESTROY THINGS! NO!!! WHAT WOULD MAMA THINK” and then he just collapses into the snow and cries or something. Was this episode supposed to be like, a parody of the series itself or something? I’m sorry, but it was so hammy!!

and why????? is Santa Claus dabbing???? Santa is dabbing. I REPEAT, SANTA CLAUS IS DABBING. WHY FATHER, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

I keep teasing my sister and telling her that if she doesn’t do this or that, Magical Dabbing Holiday Santa is going to get her.

As weird as it was at first, after a while it just got funny. Because, I mean... the guy doesn’t even really cause much trouble. He just busts into people’s houses and starts up a literal song and dance and then throws some bugs at them. Each time he appears it’s like he’s one of those dancing Santas you buy in a store. You know, the ones where you press the button on his foot and he does a little jig. We were laughing our asses off! And if the dabbing wasn’t bad enough, he does this little wave thing near the end, like he’s on fire or something. 

So much was packed into this episode, I had a hard time emotionally anchoring myself to anything that was going on. It felt like the whole episode was thrown together in 5 minutes. Are they all like this? Not hating, I’m still gonna watch the show, but everything’s just so... choppy and fast.