I had this weird dream last night where my university added a yuri major. Like there was a whole building dedicated to studying yuri. And there was this sweet little old trans lady wearing a pink and purple dress who looked a lot like Miss Frizzle in charge of it, and I asked her what kind of careers I could pursue with a degree in yuri. And she just looked at me like that was the dumbest thing I could've possibly asked, and she said "Why, you can study to become a lesbian!"
So I had a kinda wild Lmk dream last night and I figured I could ramble about it-
So, in this dream, there’s another big world ending threat that they need help from a specific person to defeat the bad guy that’s behind this new threat to the world. This person they need help from is the long armed gibbon
Thing is, she (btw the long armed gibbon is female in this dream) was actually imprisoned by Wukong (she got the deluxe version of being trapped under a mountain like Wukong was, meaning it took a lot more to keep her contained) because she was incredibly powerful and dangerous. This means Wukong knows where she was and they go to where she’s trapped at, and when they get there, she’s gone, she escaped somehow.
So they have to go find her and when they finally manage to do so after a bunch of searching around and journey shenanigans that I can’t remember the details of, Wukong tells her they need her help and she looks at him and says, “No. I’m not helping you.”
And that’s what happened in my dream, I think I woke up after that so sadly it ended with the Long armed Gibbon telling Wukong no-
Duuddee- my dreams holy shit- I don't think imma be able to forget this one.
So basically it went from some fantasy like thing to Ninjago really quick with the Devourer apparently coming back, having lived in the planet the whole time, which it soon right after showing its head literally crushed and destroyed the world.
But for some reason cartoon logic of being able to breath in space exist here, so mildly yay. So after the panicking and somehow escaping to kinda what looked like now the map of all the world's merged together in Dragons Rising, the Ninjas somewhat separated being it with Wu, Jay, and Nya I recall.
But, with the lovely little twist of having hold of the Time Blades, for some reason they were found just in a car of sorts- dreams are weird I know- but anyway, this lead to some how or another with Krux and Acronix return before the group, and under the circumstances having to work with the three. But of course not too happy about it.
It only goes on more cause they had to venture out to this Egyptian like temple apparently called... Temple of Golden Bees? Idk, but a wonderful other surprise was Morro was there, waiting for them after the world gave up, and he proved to be a challenge somewhat. But it got to this puzzle only Jay manage to figure out with his apparent abstract mind? And then I awoken from it, I doubt I'll ever dream a continuing piece to this but neh thanks for reading meh random dream stories :D
Based off this dream I had a year or so ago, if you’d like to read it you can check the link or go to my writing account @novawitchy ! Its my first time posting my writing on here so please be kind 🫶 again writing is not my main thing but i tried!
Here they are: (read more because the first one has self-harm)
In the first dream, I was part of a play in which two people stab themselves, and I was one of those two. After the first person plunged the knife into their chest and bled and "died," it was my turn...but I didn't die, despite all the blood (I think I started writing the story as I was acting it out; I remember a sentence that was something like "In the dark, the pool of blood grew and glistened.") So I kept acting and bleeding, and having fun.
So that was that dream...the next one involved a group of steampunk-esque adventurers exploring space. One of them was a blond-haired boy whose lungs were more sensitive to a certain gas in the atmosphere that didn't bother the others, so he always had a supply of oxygen and medicine with him, and would take regular breaths from the little machine when he needed to. In the middle of explaining something to us (I was one of the explorers), he suddenly couldn't breathe and collapsed. As he lay unconscious in bed, one of the other explorers fastened his inhaler device in place because he clearly needed it, but he woke up a moment later, ripped it off his face, and got out of bed. I knew he would need the inhaler thing in a moment, so I handed it to him...and then I woke up.
Both dreams were super vivid, and I've been thinking about them all day...
Once had a dream I went to Clown hell for getting in a Clown car wreck (I was the 163rd body recovered) and getting buried without makeup on
It doubled as conservative heaven, which was very efficient, but also tortuous to my existence, and actively harmed my spirit until I woke up in tears.
One of my tips in my education class is to grab coffee with a teacher so you can pick their brain about the career
I've been thinking about reaching out to two of my elementary teachers, my two favorites that still teach at the school
But I had a dream the other day
It was in my highschool guidance counselors office, but it was not hers, you know how dreams go, and my elementary spanish/drama/oration teacher was sitting at the desk instead
I was at a kiddies table, some sort of mindless busy work in front of me, the room quiet and still
I turned to her so very slowly and asked only one question, the only thing said in the entire dream,
"Do you ever regret teaching?"
She paused, her eyes going wide, she turns to me
Then suddenly all I can hear are my wife's snores and it's 7 am already