#it’s a dd or a d based on context

[liorlen]

Pyr y’n gwna ni byrhoedled? / Digawn llawryded, / kywestwch a bed.

[angel-babycakes]

This is from September so it’s a little old but I digress-

Like without context it seems so weird…but with context it makes sense like Araki fucking fumbled so bad by not making Diavolo and Doppio milfs, we could have had it all…but evil dilfs is also very delicious and more fitting to the plot…BUT MAKING EVIL MILFS IS MY SPECIALTY I WILL NOT LET YOU FOLKS GO HUNGRY BECAUSE MOMMY DOPPIO AND MOMMY DIAVOLO WILL GET US THROUGH LIFE MY BROTHERS WE RIDE AT DAWN RAAAAAAAAAAUGH-

But making Doppio and Diavolo women feels so good and more fitting cause Giorno was supposed to be a chick too yet I just love to humiliate Giorno/Gianna in many ways by Doppio and Diavolo/Diavola, it’s a very delicious flavor and I think the blonde little shit weasel needs a lesson in humbling “I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream” you are 15 SIT DOWN GO STUDY OR GET A JOB YOU EMO

But anyways Doppio has the spectacular bust size of a DD cup, small waist and good hips to give birth, Diavola has E cup tits and her curves are more prominent (just a little bit more so) do you see? But when Doppio gets pregnant/has her baby (or babies) her tits go to be an E cup with a bit of tummy squish (got me violently frothing and shaking😮‍💨) along with the c-section scar on the lower abdomen (cause of Trishie🫶) and Diavola’s tits would bump up to an F cup, am I unhinged? Yes! But do I love women and support their rights and wrongs? ALSO YES!

Plus there’s Doppio as a teenager (17-18) who had a bust of a C cup and whenever Diavola took over, she was D cup. If I was to add Donatella, she’s definitely a B-C cup as well and with Trish, she’s a C cup, because she’s supposed to resemble Doppio/Diavola way more than Donatella, do you see? It’s all in the genes and how they act based on my last post *pushes away chalkboard* now, that’s enough on my ted talk, my loves, stay tuned for more unhinged info and stay gorgeous, mwah!

[sweet-star-cookie]

i made a note to myself when i was half asleep and all it said was:

so i assume that 2 am me wanted to ask you about everything that has to do with the skymirror circus. What constellations are currently involved with the SkyMirror circus? What is Ura's character and personality like?

i know i already sent another ask regarding the circus, but you did say if i had any specific questions about the characters, i could just ask so here i am :DD

also, completely unrelated to the question, but i googled the wikipedia page for former constellations (to figure out how to properly spell uranoscopus' name) and some of the former constellations are just absolutely hilarious as concepts:

and my personal favorite:

Haha that's awesome xD I seem to get my best ideas in the middle of the night so I make notes on my phone too, and while I remember the context most of the time, there are other times where I'm like "girl what???"

And yeeesss you have discovered the goldmine of hilarity that I did during my own research xD Early identification of constellations seemed to be a lot of "just put whatever up there" and I love that so much. That's why I encouraged you to make your own constellations for your story if you wanted to, it's fun :D

And now onto the circus! Also I find myself switching how I spell its name a lot (SkyMirror, Sky Mirror, Skymirror, etc.) so feel free to spell it however you'd like.

As a side note, I don't have all of the designs finished for these so I don't have the full lineup image yet, so I'll provide the individual art and the current WIPs instead. I'll start with noting characters who are adjacent to the circus or who are former members before describing the current crew, though I have talked about some of them in previous asks already.

Pisces (The Fish) - While she was never an official member of the circus itself, she is often credited as the source inspiration for it via her carefree dancing and swimming. Meeting many of the future members of the circus is part of why Pisces decided to share her water magic with all of the sea creatures, allowing them to perform out of water. Though Pisces does not take away this gift, she does take issue with how Ura chooses to use it, and helps fight back to stop her. Piscis Austrinus "Austri" (The Southern Fish) - Formerly a juggler and performer at the circus, especially with imitation based acts given her shape-shifting abilities. After the incident with Urania's Mirror, Austri left the circus and became a companion to Pisces, but still takes any opportunity she can to foil any of Ura's future plans, having insider knowledge of how she thinks and makes plans.

[I've shown some of her art before but here's her initial design sheet from 2019 for now, I'll be updating it later] Volans (The Flying Fish)

Formerly a high-flying acrobat at the circus, capable of quickly changing between his two forms and flying through rings in his acts. His overall temperament is anxious and flighty, with what little confidence he does have appearing in his performances. When things went awry with Ura, he attempted to escape but was unsuccessful, instead being captured by her. His cowardly nature made it difficult for him to be anything more than a hostage, used as leverage to draw out Ura's next targets. Musca (The Fly)

Not technically a member of the circus itself, but instead is Ura’s informant and literal “fly on the wall” to spy on others. She loves to gossip, and her ability to change into the size of an actual fly makes her difficult to catch or detect. She doesn't have much actual loyalty to Ura though, she is merely drawn to all the drama surrounding her, and will always save herself first if she's threatened.

-------- And now for the current members! Uranoscopus (The Stargazer Fish)

The crafty ringleader, exuding the charisma and bravado you'd expect from a seasoned performer and showrunner. She is well known for her death-defying tricks and revels in putting others in danger for the sake of a good show. The ring around her waist can transform into a mirror (Urania's Mirror that she stole, prior to its return) that can trap anyone who touches the glass inside it. The mirror is then dropped from on high, and the captive “volunteer” must escape before it shatters.

In her attempts to keep her fame alive, Ura becomes fixated on illusion magic, which is essentially a manipulation of light magic. She often uses her title of "The Stargazer" when introducing herself, referring to her species name but also this ability to see and create illusions. With practice, she is able to project these illusions onto others, increasing its range when wearing her goggles. This makes her attacks very beguiling and confusing for her targets, creating the characteristic misdirection of a magician and making up for her general lack of physical strength. She's equally as "slippery" in her escapes as she is in her conversations; a prime manipulator, clever and sharp-witted.

She is drawn to sources of astral power, which eventually led her to Ophiuchus via his connection to the Sun Starglass. She initially tried to convince him to use his power to suit her aim, but he ultimately refused, believing his power should be shared with everyone and worried that she was chasing unhealthy endeavours. After his disappearance, she still searched for him in the hope that he'd return.

Upon Cassie's arrival, she changed tactics. Using Musca to spy on her and get an idea of who they'd be dealing with, Ura decided to play the actor and appeal to Cassie's kindness, viewing her as nothing more than a naive child. And while Ura is able to successfully trick her at first, Cassie finds out the truth and doesn't take kindly to being lied to, making a powerful enemy out of her instead.

Hippocampus (The Sea Horse)

Essentially Ura’s "getaway driver" when tied to her circus wagon, and is sometimes dressed up for extra flair in a show. That said, the other constellations aren’t sure if it’s actually sentient or merely an illusion conjured with Ura’s magic, as it only seems to move on her command and sits eerily still otherwise. The only sound it’s known to make is a hollow, ghostly neigh… Xiphias (The Swordfish) and Dorado (The Dolphinfish)

A duo of knife throwers, essentially the "hired goon" types for Uranoscopus once her pursuit of fame goes awry. They use their knife throwing skills in a more combative sense compared to their act in the circus's heyday, and their dexterity and aim shows through with how dangerous they can be as a result. While Dorado is definitely the "brawn" of the two, calling Xiphias the "brains" would be charitable at best, despite what the confidence in his own mischief would tell you. Both can be quite cowardly if one of their hair-brained schemes goes wrong, but Xiphias is usually fast enough (and Dorado strong enough) to avoid getting captured, though they're usually clobbered a lot in the process! Despite sharing one brain cell between them, they genuinely look out for each other the most, with one bailing out the other in most cases. If both are caught, they stay together. Delphinus (The Dolphin)

[Current WIP, the thing in her mouth in the front view is a lit match. She's based on an orca/killer whale, which if you didn't know, is actually in the dolphin family!] The pyrotechnics expert and cannon operator, skills that translated rather easily to villainy as soon as Ura asked for it. When most think of a dolphin, they think of a more cutesy, playful figure like the previous incarnation of her constellation, but this Delphi had a different idea in mind.

Her large stature lends her natural strength, something she uses to hoist her large cannons to aim them more effectively, sometimes mounting them on her back or shoulders to make them semi-mobile. She's a force to be reckoned with and can go toe-to-toe with Cancer's claw cannons in a fight, making her difficult to take down. She likes to make things go boom, and often doesn't care about the damage caused, even if it's collateral or friendly fire. Ura will usually save her for a "bringing out the big guns" moment, especially if her enemies think they've won, and the destruction will usually let her and the others escape if necessary. Anguilla (The Eel)

[Current WIP, drawn before I decided to add him to the circus, so I will be changing his outfit to match that aesthetic later on. He's based on a ribbon eel, though he also has a few attributes of the electric eel as well.] Originally the circus's musician, a dancer, and a tight rope walker, often combining these in some way for his acts. He can play multiple instruments, but favours violin music overall. Even after his turn to villainy, his passion for music still shines through. For example, he refuses to simply rake his bow over the strings to make an unpleasant sound to hinder his enemies, so he'll instead use a good performance as a luring distraction, a bit like a siren song. If you are close enough to him or you hear his music for too long, there's a chance that the sound will temporarily paralyze you.

His long and slender body makes his movements very swift and flowing, like that of a ribbon dancer, so he is notoriously hard to hit. As a result, he is often the first member of the circus you see if you ever tried to track them down, casually playing his violin. For anyone unaware of his tactics, they don't think much of him until his paralysis kicks in, he escapes, and the rest of them attack!

[skitskatdacat63]

hi catie ❤️

I’m sure you’ve answered this before but where do you watch the older races?

thank you and thank you for your lovely gifs im still emotional about Germany 2009

Hallo :D

I watch older races on F1TV! But you can also watch races on websites like overtakefans. I usually just watch races on F1TV, just to make sure the footage is good quality y'know, but overtakefans sometimes has the pre-race show included as well(which I'm so in love with bcs you learn so much history and context), so I always check for that as well whenever I watch races. I think I mentioned this before but I accidentally have 2 F1 accounts(I was very stupid with subscriptions), and the secondary one is just the archived races and not the live stuff, so if any mutuals would like to watch older races, pls hmu :DD

I am also still very emotional about Germany 2009, I was like actually crying over it last night LOL. That was such a good post-race as well, so many good Mark clips!! Also a very interesting race as well, it was very technical and strategy based. I think 2009 is a very interesting season strategy-wise, you just have a lot to consider(i.e. all the different tires, fuel strategy, KERS, etc)

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

UAGH the drama o.o

OOGH this is wild :o :)

Hi Aaron :))

Ayy that's good right!

AYYY SLAY AARON :D

Ohh yeah that makes sense

Sucks :( but yeah that makes a lot of sense

Awww ayy Aaron this is really good progress <33

:OO AYy slay Aaron!!! YAYY Back to active duty :DD

LOL

Is it shaking hands with her o.o

Ahh wait no going back to active duty

LOL yeah just say you're excited xD I was just thinking that

AYYY Slay Aaron that's so good :D

I mean maybe not in the future but yk lol

Hi Lucy :)!

Hi Tim :D

Aww honey <33 but yeah good you're keeping a good attitude about it 🥰 and hey maybe somebody'll owe you a favor like Gray offered Tim lol

Lisseth is such a cool name

LOL fair Tim xd

"A little" girl I'm sure you were a lot 😭 but fair to not want to deal with it xD

Hi Nolan :D!

Oof yeah :/ but hey he's not being too pitying about it-

Nope she didn't like it anyway lol

SLFLGHDLS NOLAN up your life insurance xDD

AYYY welcome back sir :D

Hi Angela 🥰

Hi Nyla :D!!

Your hair is so beautiful ❤️😭🥰

LOL

Fair, it is xD

Hmm a case mayhaps?

Hi Celina :))!

Nahh you look nervous lol

Okay that was more convincing

NOPE LOL

XD slay

Hmm yeah that makes sense

Ahh yeah :/

SLFKGHS lol xD

Okay Tim sure slay

Yeah that's more accurate Gray lol

Reminds me of when Lucy came back to work and he wanted to take her out to beat people up xD

Who/what's train lol?

Ope he's telling him interesting o.o

Glad Aaron doesn't seem too offended or in denial or anything :))

Ahhh that's what it means lol

Makes sense!

Like what it is, what it's doing not that's what it stands for lol

Ohh yeah she was, and he's back!

Lol yeah xd a work in progress slfjsg

I figured he wasn't gonna share but that's a good way to put the criticisms lol

Oof a body :( poor lady DD: <33

This lady I mean but the dead lady too xd

And oof a bathroom :/

Just a rough place, creepy in the first place and such, isolated etc

Hmm I doubt it was overdose

Based on the promo lol

And context xD

Oh nope she was dragged there :O

I was wondering if she hadn't been killed there just dumped and seems I was right o.o

Oof 😬

Oope good luck Aaron lol

Oop o.o okay so we are getting him punched in the nose lol

I mean not if you reeally need it lol

"Train's leaving" lol I love that it's great xD

Hmm where is he though

SLFKFDJS o.o

Not what you were looking for xD

That explains why he wasn't there lol o.o xD

Hey guys :D

OOPE o.o

Oh gosh O.O D:

Thought Nyla asked for a second and I was so confused when she responded lol

Oogh that sounds brutal 😬

Inspired someone else?

Ahh no or that

Yeah makes sense Angela xd

Ah yeah probably a good idea

OPE o.o

Are we trying not to have people speculate xd

I love everyone immediately noticing and going o.o

AHHH (awh not aah) not over radio o.o that makes sense xd especially since like radio scanners and stuff exist 😭😬

LOL Lucy xD

Oogh the music o.o 👀

Poor Celina xd

Lucy xd

Sorry bestie :/

[rainbowsky]

Did DLS Out DD During a DDU Recording and Make Him Cry?

This has been making the rounds on Twitter and YouTube and even Tumblr, for a while now. Fancam footage of DLS making a boyfriend joke and then leaning in to a supposedly upset DD and trying to smooth things over.

This whole thing is based on fancam footage taken during the recording of the DDU 20190825 episode. In this episode dating was being discussed using four beautiful young women, DD and QF along with two handsome young guests as a backdrop.

The subtitles of the fan cam present a scenario where DLS supposedly refers to DD as ‘not needing a girlfriend because he already has a boyfriend’ and then leaning into a supposedly emotional DD and apologizing, trying to calm him down; saying viewers won’t understand what was said.

Let’s take a look at the video:

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The full fan cam footage that this out of context clip was taken from can be found here.

If you watch the episode and the complete fan cam footage, you’ll see that this happened during the segment where they were being asked to comment on various dating scenarios. An announcer would present each scenario in a multiple choice format, asking the women to choose between four options based on the type of guy they’d most like to date. For example:

How would you like the boy you like to invite you for a meal on the weekend?

A] Save your weekend for me. Do not say no.

B] You had breakfast at 7:50 this morning and lunch at 12:30. It’s already 7pm now. You have to eat meals on time. Why don’t I take you out for dinner?

C] I tried to explain my thoughts when I look at you, but I failed. So do you have time for dinner with me this weekend? Let’s talk about it.

D] Get out. Dinner.

My opinion

We should always, always be suspicious of anything that is presented without context. 99.9% of the time, when someone removes context they are doing so to mislead audiences. This clip is a perfect example of that. The video creator appears to have removed important context in order to make the clip better fit the narrative they’re trying to sell.

In this segment of the episode, the hosts and guests were seen commenting on the options as they were being read out. The comments DLS is making appear to be in response to something the announcer has said. I don’t think the comments have anything whatsoever do to with DD.

I also don’t think DD looks even remotely upset. Certainly not near tears. Some fans seem over-eager to claim DD is crying. We’ve all seen DD cry, but it’s exceptionally rare and only happens in very personal situations. This doesn’t qualify. It wouldn’t qualify even if everything the video creator claimed was true. DD would be more likely to get angry than cry in such a situation. He isn’t doing either of these things.

Whoever made this video simply doesn’t ‘get’ DD’s personality at all. The people who buy this are similarly unfamiliar with him.

I invite everyone to use your own eyes and your own judgment. Ignore what’s being claimed, ignore the framing you’ve been given of the scenario by me or the video creator, and instead just watch the clip. Does that look like a man on the verge of tears to you?

Second and third opinions

I asked the indispensable @potteresque-ire and @knivescharade what they thought of the clip. I didn’t tell them anything about my opinion, but simply sent the clip and asked their thoughts - are the subtitles correct, what do you think of the lip reading, etc.

@knivescharade

wow, for this person to put this analysis in i would say that lip reading is a very difficult skill. and to try and lip read someone like DLS, who speaks like a bullet train and doesn't really enunciate SUPER well (unlike Han-ge, for example) ... i would say the interpretation is only very vaguely possible at best.

i know both the cand int fandom have a major something for how WYB keeps swallowing around XZ, but honestly. WYB tends to get throat issues. i think swallowing has become one of his habits at this point. so... in conclusion... there are already lots of major, amazing, and irrefutable candies in the fandom already, let's not bother with such iffy ones :D

he is indeed saying that "this man has a boyfriend", but i cant quite remember which part of the show that was in. i watched that episode, it was something to do with love and having 4 guys paired with 4 girls or something like that, and listening to 'types of guys responses to etc etc' so DLS wasnt saying that WYB has a boyfriend - he was saying that 'this man', the one whose voice was playing in the audio, has a boyfriend.

That tracks with my interpretation of what was happening.

@potteresque-ire

Unless people have learned the dialect, Mandarin speakers cannot understand Cantonese, and vice versa. This is why I don't support or wash auditory candies, especially if it involves someone from Northern China (such as DLS, who is a Beijing native). Their local accents make their Mandarin even more difficult to understand.

This dialect restriction is actually not specific to a me, or other Hong Kongers. Someone whose family is entirely from Northern China would be equally prone to making mistakes if they're asked to lip read southern Chinese.

Lip reading also removes tonal consideration, which makes everything that much more uncertain. Have you heard of the Mr Shi Eats the Lion story? This is why, even if I hear some similarities, I'd hesitate to say X has to be saying ABC. Context is important.

Cantonese speakers are especially picky about tone. Mandarin have 4. We have 6 or 9, depending on who you ask. So... I may be more picky than I should be that way too. And I don't want to spoil anyone's fun 😊

The translation was correct in the sense that it was faithful to the Chinese words in the clip I saw, which replicated what DLS said accurately. But the video itself was from a fancam. Where that fancam happened (and got cut off) was at Q3 at the Q & A segment, starting ~9:34 of the official YouTube clip.

DLS said what he said half way through the voiceover of Option A (very precisely, right after the words "I'm the only one"). Technically speaking, therefore, he wasn't talking about DD.

However, it was also a little strange why DLS said what he said. If you watch that segment, all options have a certain personality attached to them. C was very talkative / pretentious. D was connected to DD because it was blunt and direct. A was the so called "overbearing CEO" personality... which is common in het romance dramas but isn't one that has been connected to the gay stereotype. And so, DLS's timing of saying that ... is curious.

Dd did look a little ... I wouldn't say upset, but tense after DLS said that. Maybe it's because that comment kinda came out of nowhere (because of its curious timing), and so it would be read as hinting at something. But that comment is harmless, wording wise.

Alternate theory

I’ve seen some talk from fans about a different theory for why DLS said what he said. Fans say the announcer for option A was Bian Jiang, the actor who did the voice of LWJ in The Untamed. They say that DLS was making a joke about LWJ not needing a boyfriend because he already has one. That actually makes a lot of sense to me as well, and if that’s really Bian Jiang, then I’d say that’s the most likely explanation for this entire thing.

Conclusion

It’s my firm opinion that DLS was not talking about DD having a boyfriend, nor was DD ‘near tears’ in this clip. Whatever DLS said to DD after that, it almost certainly wouldn’t have been ‘words of comfort to placate an upset DD’.

The Bian Jiang theory fits best, but we don’t need to know why DLS said what he said to be able to conclude he wasn’t talking about DD.

Cute DD candy from this episode

If anyone wants a better candy from this episode, look no further than when he emerges from “door #2″, chosen by one of the women as someone she’d like to date based on the food he’d picked out, and immediately launches into “I want to take a man back to my place and hide him.” A LWJ reference (which DLS and Wang Han clarify with him because they appear baffled by what he just said), but still a tactful, perfect rejection of this woman he’s being paired with. 😅

[thelovelyghostwriter]

Neon Nostrade ABC NS/FW Headcanons

Okay. I’m gonna do this for our baby girl because well, she has a different set of kinks altogether. 

By the way, I will be referring to KuroNeon and KuroNeon when I’m doing this headcanon. 

Rated R Warning: Lots of vulgar terms. Don't like don't read. Don't go inside a cave and complain it's dark. I will block anyone who complains.

Let’s go for the ABC Headcanons of this brat: 

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

She’s two moods: either really drowsy after a good fuck or talkative. If she’s worn out good, she will be very sleepy and just want to lie on her partner’s chest. 

If she still has energy left, she likes to have a pillow talk with her partner. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Girlie is proud of her curves and face. She knows she’s cute and she has the curves. She’s not afraid to dress up for her man and drive them absolutely crazy. 

She likes her partner’s biceps and back. She likes to scratch and caress them when they are in a missionary position. 

If she's with Kurapika and knows his Kurta identity, she worships his eyes (kinda fucked up but yes!). She likes how it turns scarlet because of his deep intense lust (and maybe hatred) while they’re having sex. She finds it alluring, like a moth to a flame. For Chrollo, it's his spider tattoo.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This girl swallows. Nuff’ said. She likes to be milked too. She's submissive and breedable.

She also likes having her partner's fingers stuffed into her mouth after they finger her. A little taste on how wet she is. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She has a bunch of lingerie shoots that doesn’t show her face. She then post it on OnlyFans to gain extra income. Just lingerie pics because she enjoys modelling for it. However, she won't show her pussy or boobs. Those are VIP access only.

She also fucks her new head bodyguard aka Kurapika and had a one time fling with Chrollo. Papa must never know this.

Good girls are just bad girls who haven't been caught.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not so much. She isn't a virgin per se (really think one of her clients or Chrollo took her virginity), but she also hasn't gotten around much due to her father having people to guard her 24/7. She usually doesn’t take the lead so most of the time she just goes with the flow. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything to do with her partner dominating her. Girlie likes to get dicked down hard. So think of missionary, doggy and all sorts of variations that goes deep.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

She is very childish and teasing alright. She's not serious about it. To her, sex is for fun. She wants to enjoy it. She giggles a lot whenever she gets a pleasant reaction from her partner.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Yeah. She goes to those high-end bikini waxing services to get her pussy groomed once ever three months. She may show her lingerie to others but she only shows her lady parts to someone special and she has to make herself look presentable.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Uhhh... she is playful. She usually relies on the non-sexual dating part that her partner does for the romance.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

This girl likes to read smuts or listen to audios to get herself wet. If she really wants to get down on it, she uses a good ol' vibrator to buzz herself. She has to do it in a room though, where no one is around.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

*clears throat* This girl makes the best porn to write LMAO. I can think of a few kinks when it comes to her (and her r/s with Chrollo or Kurapika).

With Kurapika:

Discipline and Bondage: Her bratty attitude pisses off his stern no-bullshit personality. Sometimes she does it on purpose to egg him to punish and fuck her. She secretly enjoys it when he spanks her, be it using his hand or his belt. She realises that he might be into bondage based on the chains on his hand so she suggested tying her up. They used ropes, clothes, handcuffs and of course (actual, not his Nen) chains. He sometimes chains her up Shibari style and likes to see her pussy drool over the chains. This starts whenever she acts up, throws a tantrum and Kurapika has to deal with her bs. It's not easy disciplining this naughty brat but he likes the challenge until she's an obedient brat begging to be his cumslut. When she's being a good girl, he'll reward her with a good fucking and another present (e.g. jewellery or handbag or whatever she wants).

Degrading and Humiliation: This comes with the disciplining part. Whenever he disciplines her, it comes with degrading her. Neon loves to be called all sorts of degrading terms: slut, whore, brat. He's usually very uptight so it turns her on when he gets vulgar during sex. It gets even more intense when it's hate-fucking. He's supposed to dislike flesh collectors but here he is enjoying the flesh of a pretty collector, and so they engage in hate-sex filled with degrading her and Neon loves every filthy second of it.

Breeding: Yes, I know I said Kurapika ain't gonna want kids, based on my analysis of him and it makes sense. Only after he accidentally knocks her up, then he'll realise "hey, this ain't bad". So when Kurapika realises that perhaps repopulating the clan isn't that bad, Neon is more than happy to produce kids with him and be the freakin Kurta baby factory. The whole baby-making process is fun, they will make sure they won't waste a single cum drop. Neon also loves to address Kurapika as "Daddy" because she knows it makes him feel powerful and it represents fathering her children. Sorry Light Nostrade, Neon has another daddy now.

With Chrollo:

DD/LG: Their age gap and height difference screams sugar dating. He loves to indulge in her materialism and spoils her like a brat she is (he just steals those items and gives it to her). Chrollo is one freaky mf who calls her princess, kitten, baby girl and all sorts of really cute nicknames. Chrollo isn't like Kurapika who would degrade her. He likes to praise his little sex bunny because positive reinforcement works. He wants her to dress up in all those frizzy lingerie costumes and roleplay in DD/LG.

Toys: [See the T for Toys for this one]

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

One word: power. 

That is in the form of money and dominance in her partner. She loves it when they give her what she wants materially, be it that nice taxidermy butterfly necklace or that designer brand clothes and accessories. She doesn't care how you get it, but if you give it to her, she's sure to reward you.

Another thing that for sure turns them on is being dominated. Be it with Kurapika, Chrollo or anyone else, Neon loves to be dominated and fucked. Hold her by the neck. Let her know who is in charge. Make her beg to be fucked. A little possessive dirty talk will get her wet. Anything to do with establishing ownership of her.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Neon likes having sex in the bedroom or in the guy's office. She likes to disturb her partner while he's working so they end up doing it in the office. Or some luxurious hotel. A bathtub will be good too.

There's a very specific location I want to write her having sex with Kurapika. A location so messed up yet so angsty but I will keep quiet about it for now. You would need to be one creative sicko like me to guess this one. Heh. 😶😶

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

A big no is her being 100% dom. Neon is kinda lazy in that aspect. She doesn't like to do all the work and wants the pleasure/pain handed to her. At most, she'll ride the guy while she's on top but she's going to be a real tease about it, hoping that they would get impatient and flip her over. When they do, she'll be more excited because that's what baby girl wants.

Stuff like pee or anything to do with that is something that she'll never do.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

She likes to have her pussy eaten out of course. And how they make her come through oral sex. However, she prefers to give SLIGHTLY more. Just slightly. She likes to get her hair grabbed and face-fucked. Sometimes she engages in cock worship.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually, she says things like "fuck me harder", "don't stop" etc. to encourage getting fucked at a faster and rougher pace. Especially when they hit her G-spot. That sends her crazy. She does appreciate the slow and sensual but only at the beginning or near the end. Depending on the context of the sex session.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yeah. She likes quickies. This has something to do with disturbing and teasing her partner while he's at work. Yes, I'm talking about Kurapika. So a little quickie just for him to relax and catch a break is Neon's favour for him for working so hard.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes. She's game on taking risks. She's actually the one who will initiate and explore with kinks she finds on the net. Heck, she once proposed getting fucked against the window and in the balcony, risking the fact that someone might see them (Papa absolutely must never know what his daughter has been doing). The fear and thrill of getting caught arouses her.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I think at most two rounds. The sex can be really intense and this girl lacks stamina. She didn't go through formal Nen training (remember that she got hers without training), and her partners are Nen users and physically fit so they wear her out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

She owns them alright. She uses a vibe to pleasure herself. It comes in handy when she gets horny during ovulation and there's no one to dick her down.

As for using them with a partner, she uses a lot of toys with Chrollo. Whether it's the anal beads when Chrollo wants to get her ass fucked while he rams the front or making her wear vibrating panties in public, she's sure down for it. She also will wear a tail butt plug to complement her kitty outfit that Chrollo instructed her to wear. She'd gladly follow whatever freaky fantasy he wants.

With Kurapika, they don't use toys except for bondage items. If Neon were to sleep with a woman, she'll prefer to get fucked with a strap on.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Neon is the queen of teases. Especially if her lover seems uptight. (Yes, Pika boy, that's you).

She'll randomly sends him nudes while he's working. She'll touch his lap/balls lightly when they're eating side by side. She'll say stuff that sounds suggestive in inappropriate timings. She'll wink. She'll roll her tongue while eating and making eye contact. Just to initiate sex.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Neon has a high-pitched voice. She's very vocal during sex. She can't help it. Honestly, she sounds like those girls in hentai porn but more genuine lmaoo. She'll moan, squeal, whine, squeak and pant with the occasional "yes", "fuck me", "harder" and all the short needy dirty talk to push them to do her rougher.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

She likes to shop for her outfits. It excites her thinking what type of kinky outfit she should buy to make her partner horny. Be it another lacy lingerie, bunny outfit, kitty outfit, she'll be sure to look delectable in her man's eyes.

She looks REAL good in pink or white. Most of her outfits are in that colour. 💖💖

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Neon has a B cup. She doesn't have those giant breasticles like Pakunoda or Shizuku. But that's understandable. I once estimated her height based on Chrollo's height and the manga panel where her head is at his shoulder. She's about 150cm, maybe even shorter. She's a petite girl. She has curves in proportion (she's not a loli, she's just small in height). But that's her charm. She's cute. Easily carried to be fucked.

Side note: The height difference between her and Kurapika (171cm)/Chrollo (177cm) is so good in this aspect (if you guys know what I mean) hehehe kekekek.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Hmm... I think Neon is mid. She does likes sex but she isn't a sex addict. She gets in the mood easily, especially when she's horny during ovulation. She won't be in the mood when she's angry or upset at not getting what she wants.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She's exhausted after it happens. Definitely be sleeping like a baby. She'll lay on her partner's chest and doze off comfortably. If she still has the energy, she'll demand for round two or just pillow talk. Chatter her way until she falls asleep.

To end it off, I would like to give you guys some links to fanart where Neon is being hot, art by @anotherworldash :

Cat Outfit

Cat Outfit with Buttplug

Bunny Outfit Regina George reference

Neon in Shibari ropes

Chrollo and Neon

Kurapika and Neon

Neon sucking Kurapika off [Yes, you read this right]

Neon in pink lingerie

[amysubmits]

domesticdesires

I appreciate it. To be honest I really dislike labels as far as "dominant" and "submissive", mainly because it's using adjectives as a proper noun. Like you and your boyfriend have been together for a long time and obviously you both love each other. I just find people in D/s focus more on their roles instead of who they actually are to that individual. Like if you were to introduce me to your boyfriend, would you say "I'm so and so and this is my dominant partner?"

domesticdesires

I hope I'm not offending you or anyone else. This is strictly my opinion, and clearly others are fine with the terms. Personally I prefer to recognize our relationship including domestic discipline. He's still my husband, and I his wife. I'm fine with saying I submit to him or that he leads me but looking to him and recognizing him as my dominant feels very unnatural. For me it takes away the tenderness. Yes those dynamics have to be in place, but we are more than that.

domesticdesires

*recognizing our relationship as including DD

domesticdesires

Maybe I'm uncomfortable with it because the terms are more used in BDSM.

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I am too long winded to reply in the comments & I thought this was just sort of interesting for a post anyway. 

First, I’m sorry that the way I responded to your last ask and used terms like D/s or domianant and submissive in relation to your relationship bothered you. It wasn’t my intention to label you guys as anything that you feel is incorrect or offensive. I just don’t often come across people who are bothered by these term, so when you said things like you saw dominance in your husband, I guess I just assumed that calling him dominant, a dominant, etc would not bother you. Clearly, that wasn’t an accurate assumption. 

Your comments don’t offend me at all. I thought more context might help, as I don’t know that our views are as different as you might be thinking?

I use a variety, but my bio and other places say CD is my dominant partner because that’s my favorite way of putting it. The reason I like that is because it highlights our partnership, and because it uses dominant as an adjective. Speaking only for ourselves, but that is how I see us. Yes, we are a 24/7 D/s couple, but it’s not 24/7 kink. Our D/s is not based in kink, kink is an aspect of our D/s. In our 24/7 D/s, we are not role-playing. He is naturally dominant and I am naturally submissive, but we also consciously choose to embrace those traits within ourselves, within our relationship. 

I see dominance and submission as traits. Not as personalities, because you could take a group of dominant people and they could have a range of personalities, and same with submissives. But I see dominance and submission as individual traits or as aspects of a personality, I suppose. I see it as an innate thing, part of how people are wired, more or less. It’s not something they take on and take off. It’s just part of them. And so that’s how it’s possible to be 24/7 D/s without role play. And it’s also how and why I say that CD is my dominant partner without feeling like that is cheapening our partnership (or if we were married, I wouldn’t see it as cheapening our marriage). I don’t see it as saying we are ‘just’ power exchange. Not at all. 

But I also see D/s as a very loving, affection thing. Where your wording makes me wonder if you see it as something less than loving, or cold? I don’t. Though I think dominance is often confused with sadism. 

To me, dominance is being an intentional leader who understands the responsibility that comes with leading, and who does the best to take care of those in their care. 

To me, submission is being an intentional follower, who uses the “copilot” position to support their leader as much as they can. 

Anything and everything that CD does that makes me feel good or takes care of me, I feel can be labeled as an aspect of his Dominance. When he pays our bills, when he asks me if I’ve taken my meds, when he holds me accountable to our rules, when he rolls over and pats my butt in the middle of the night, when he sends me otter videos, when he tells me what to do in or out of the bedroom. When he asks me to vacuum or when he tells me he thinks I should take time to be lazy and relax. When he doesn’t give me leniency when I want it, and when he gives me leniency when I feel I don’t deserve it. Dominance can be SO many things, things that seem to almost contradict themselves, even. It’s not just strictness or harshness. It’s only those things when that is what I need. When I need leniency and softness, then it’s those things. Many of the things he does that I see as aspects of his dominance, are things that loving boyfriends/husbands do, too. And the same thing with my submission. Many of the ways I serve him could be vanilla if done by a vanilla partner. We just see (and feel) them as dominance and submission because we know that him leading, protecting, guiding, taking care of, having control of, me is what makes us both feel good. And me serving, supporting and deferring to him is what feels good to him. We use these things to basically customize our love language. 

So I guess my point is that...I see almost every aspect of my relationship as being tied to D/s in some way or another. That is not at all to say that we are ‘just’ D/s, or that we take our D/s more seriously than our partnership or than our love or the romantic side of our partnership. It’s that they are just one and the same. D/s is loving to us. None of it is cold or shallow. It’s all love. 

I hope that helps explain where I come from when talking about our D/s. :)   

[gayvangeance]

give me ur best random william & patri hcs

ily,,, I have a lot AJSHAJ I could probably make a whole post dedicated to William and the GD antics alone with a side of Patri stealing cookies from the kitchen

Patri has a TON OF HAIR PRODUCTS and can take up to 4 shelves with that alone. He also loves having long hair and can spend a good hour on it

Patri likes raison cookies

Patri has unbelievably strong legs. Latri has had him kick things done/jump up to get things for him multiple times lmao

William has a small collection of plushies, mostly sheep and birds! A few of them were from Julius.

okay if Patri were to be in a modern world he'd be a hella good singer.

Patri and William taking acting classes. no context needed. I just want them to dramatically play out romeo and juliet

Patri definitely kicked rhya on the daily when he was young, I can feel it in my tummy

Patri stress bakes 👁👄👁 he'll be up at 2am baking brownies and cookies as a way of coping

William: PLEASE stop throwing flour everywhere

Patri: >:D

Patri talks a good bit and sometimes William has to suppress him so he can focus. It's not like Patri's annoying to him, but he does make some unnecessary comments when he was the bad guy.

Although sometimes it's purely Patri being chaotic™

Patri: maybe if we go back to the kitchen we can get away with stealing a cake or two-

William: since when is this a "we" situation?

Patri: since like, forever yknow?

William was never too chatty with the captains, in fact he mostly talked to Yami, Charlotte, Dorothy, and Fuegoleon.

William tends to fall asleep in his office working late hours. There are times the GD members walk in and see him curled up in his chair and whenever they do they always carry him to a couch and wrap him in a blanket

William's stress word is "TREE" and whenever he wants to say 'fuck' he says that instead

William: *drops papers* TREE

The feathers on his helmet move based on his mood. If he's sad they droop, if he's happy then they perk up, and if he's angry then they become s t a t i c

Also when he first stopped wearing his helmet, he would wear his hood tightly around his head so nobody could see his scar. Whenever he was in the cafeteria eating with his hood on each GD member stares at him like a hawk

GD members, poking his shoulder: it's okay captain :DD let us see,,, *curious squad sounds*

[sticksmustdie]

for the ask thing: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, ,9 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 2-0, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58 , 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99. 100 >:))) <3

>:00 EVIL!! 

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Spotify 

is your room messy or clean? clean

what color are your eyes? brown

do you like your name? why? yes, because it’s not my deadname lol

what is your relationship status? single 

describe your personality in 3 words or less. stolen from MCR

what color hair do you have? natural black hair but 90% of it is red rn 

what kind of car do you drive? color? don’t drive yet but permit test soon

where do you shop? HTTP and Savers 

how would you describe your style? casual punk? 

favorite social media account daily monkey dance on twt 

what size bed do you have?  twin 

any siblings?  a brother 

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? idk japan?

favorite snapchat filter? i don't use snapchat a lot kdfkd (the ravioli one)

favorite makeup brand(s) I don't use makeup 

how many times a week do you shower? uh fuck idk its quarantine 3-4?? i don't count

favorite tv show? umbrella academy is p good, also end of the f**king world

shoe size? 9

how tall are you? 5′6

sandals or sneakers? yes

do you go to the gym? hahahaha no

describe your dream date going to a concert would be cool but id like it to be more chill like a sunset picnic then casual shopping/thrifting

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? like 6 bucks lol i went thrifting got a the cure cd and a misfits shirt Score!

what color socks are you wearing? I'm not wearing socks rn >:D

how many pillows do you sleep with? one

do you have a job? what do you do? no job

how many friends do you have? uuuh irl 10ish? and internet friends like 5?

whats the worst thing you have ever done? get suspended lol 

whats your favorite candle scent? pumpkin spice/wood smell?? 

3 favorite boy names [insert MCR member’s names]

3 favorite girl names hayley, jolyne, Melody 

favorite actor? don't really have one

favorite actress? don't really have one

who is your celebrity crush? Winona ryder 

favorite movie? velocipastor 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? i read a lot of fanfic does that count lol 

money or brains? brains bc then you can make money

do you have a nickname? what is it? fe/ghoul 

how many times have you been to the hospital? like 3

top 10 favorite songs 

do you take any medications daily? nope

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) soft???? idk how to answer that

what is your biggest fear? losing friends/connections

how many kids do you want? i hate kids, none

whats your go to hair style? i like to tie my hair into a shitty mullet

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) decent sized?? bad question next

who is your role model? my ap psych teacher he’s so cool and wholesome

what was the last compliment you received? one of my friends saying they fucking loved me bc i was mocking mcr’s new merch

what was the last text you sent? “okay hair rinse time” was redying my hair

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? i never believed in Santa to begin with so 0???

what is your dream car? mmm hearse or Pontiac firebird trans am 

opinion on smoking? dont please 

do you go to college? next year i will be

what is your dream job? something art based and sustainable 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? suburbs just for easy access to groceries etc

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? who doesn't?

do you have freckles?  nope

do you smile for pictures? depends 

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 22 to keep track of my hair eras

have you ever peed in the woods? jskkdfd no??

do you still watch cartoons? yes I'm rewatching winx rn lmfao 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? McD chicken nuggies

Favorite dipping sauce?  BBQ or the chickfila og sauce

what do you wear to bed? oversized band shirt

have you ever won a spelling bee? nope

what are your hobbies? drawing, listening to music, reading fanfiction

can you draw? yes?

do you play an instrument? guitar, badly 

what was the last concert you saw? i’ve never been to one :/ was going to go see MCR but uh yknow

tea or coffee? both

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? starbucks

do you want to get married? sure why not, ill do it for the benefits

what is your crush’s first and last initial? not crushing on anyone for now

are you going to change your last name when you get married? sure why not

what color looks best on you? black and red bc it compliments my hair

do you miss anyone right now? not really

do you sleep with your door open or closed? closed

do you believe in ghosts? not really, i’d be cool if they were real tho

what is your biggest pet peeve? when people just spam you with pictures with no context and expect you to reply??

last person you called classmates for a group project

favorite ice cream flavor? oh i love mint chip 

regular oreos or golden oreos? regular ones

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? chocolate 

what shirt are you wearing? overzied misfits shirt 

what is your phone background?  red and blue from dd national anthem

are you outgoing or shy? i think I'm outgoing

do you like it when people play with your hair? depends on the person but most of the time no 

do you like your neighbors? they're chill 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? when i shower kjdsfkdf

have you ever been high? nope

have you ever been drunk? nope I'm allergic to alcohol lol 

last thing you ate? soup

favorite lyrics right now oh how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying 

summer or winter? fall 

day or night? night

dark, milk, or white chocolate? oh dark chocolate 100%

favorite month? october and november

what is your zodiac sign Scorpio 

who was the last person you cried in front of? haha my whole family 

[galaxyacerodoesart]

OOOOH BOY. GET READY ‘CUZ HERE COMES ONE LONG ASS POST, FOLKS C’:

OH MY GOD, I can’t believe i’m FINALLY done with this cursed thing. Well… after the first Sanderstuck thing I did, I decided to might as well commit to it fully adlakshdlkahdjah SO. HERE WE HAVE IT. 

FULL SPRITE SHEETS OF EVERYONE IN THIS CURSED SANDERS SIDES AU. THAT IS SANDERSTUCK.

Ok, to be completely honest, Those are all just my ideas and all djsakdjaskdl If you have like, a different God-tier for anyone here,

THAT’S GREAT!

:DD It has actually been a few years since I did some good God-tier Analysis and all, so some of my choices might be weird and stuff, but hey, if it makes at least A LITTLE bit of sense, it’s good for me :v

I don’t think I need to say this AU WOULD have them all as Humans/different beings…right? :’v it should be pretty obvious but still. Being a Human AU AND a Homestuck AU, That’s why they each look different from one another, have more “casual” clothes And the reason to why I changed some stuff, Like, YES. I know, Thomas eyes aren’t anywhere near the mint color I gave him, BUT i a Homestuck AU context it makes sense since Eye color = Text color in HS. I could have given him brown eyes buuuut…Brown text wouldn’t be as fun :’)  So, he gets a nice mint-green color! Oh, and if anyone is curious, Remy eyes are a Silver-grey color! c: Everyone always thought he was blind whenever they looked at him (he isn’t, his eyesight is a bit sensitive to light, but he can see without any problem) so to stop the staring and questions, he decided to just wear glasses all the time. :o

So, In order, We have the sprite sheets of:

Thomas - Patton - Logan - Roman - Virgil - Deceit(Dolian) - Remy - Emile

Now, Under Read more i’ll put some extra info about each sprite, so if you are truly curious go ahead and read it! c: I must say, this definitely was fun pff, Since I was going more deep into this whole thing, I figured I might as well give their trollsonas signs from the canon extended zodiac Even though, someone like Deceit might still keep the original idea I had for him and not show his sign at all, I made him showing in the sprite just for shows c: And I did change Troll!Virgil horns so they would resemble something more like a lightning bolt, due to the thunderstorm cloud that is his symbol!  It was DEFINITELY fun to come up with Emile and Thomas troll desings, since I never did one for them in the past, Thomas being a Bronze blood is simply because…well..he’s a Taurus :’v I was going to make Emile the Bronze Blood first (Not even sure why anymore, Just thought it would fit at first??) but then decided to let Thomas have it and Emile as Mustardblood with psiionics in blue and pink, giving a little nod to both his ties in both cartoon therapy videos c:

Again, this was really fun, pfff If anyone ever want to talk to me about this AU or anything, feel free to! I am mainly doing it for fun, after all c: no matter how cursed I feel it is

Thomas Sprite sheet:

Standard Black and White Homestuck Style (AKA. Not that stylized sprite)

“Could be Gayer” Shirt

Steven universe Shirt

RETRIEVE ARMS. (Arms sprite)

Trollsona, Bronze Blood (Canon extended zodiac - Sign of the Entrepreneur- Taurnius)

Dreamself, Prospit

God-Tier, Heir of Hope (Hood down)

God-Tier, Heir of Hope (Hood up)

Grimdark

Trickster Form (”Gay Bacon” Theme) The idea came to me out of nowhere and it was TOO GOOD to not use PFFT

Patton Sprite Sheet:

Standard Black and White Homestuck Style

Standard/Normal Sprite

Happy boio! (Arms sprite 1)

CAT JACKET ON! (Arms sprite 2)

Trollsona, Jade Blood ( Jade Blood, Canon extended zodiac - Sign of the Foundation - Virlo)

Dreamself, Prospit

God-Tier, Maid of Heart Because screw gender-roled GTs (Hood down)

God-Tier, Maid of Heart (Hood up)

Grimdark (welp someone is heartbroken.)

Trickster Form (Sweethearts candy Themed, Would probably be the first one to actually go on Trickster mode.)

Logan Sprite Sheet:

Standard Black and White Homestuck Style

Standard/Normal Sprite

“Allow me to pull out the fact to say how wrong you are.” (Arms Sprite)

Trollsona, Teal Blood (True Libra sign - Sign of the Watcher - Libra)

Trollsona, Just for funs, Troll!Logan with canon Terezi Pyrope horns. 

Dreamself, Prospit

God-Tier, Seer of Mind i can’t believe I literally made Logan Terezi, holy fuck(Hood down)

God-Tier, Seer of Mind (Hood up)

Grimdark (a n g e r y  a n d  f r u s t r a t i o n . )

Trickster Form (Crumpets with crofters jelly Themed, Well… looks like it isn’t everyone that can get super hyped on a weird sugar overdose-indulced happiness. Huh. AKA: Logan is Basically Dirk and doesn’t get all hyped like every other trickster.)

Roman Sprite Sheet:

Standard Black and White Homestuck Style

Standard/Casual clothes Sprite

Casual Clothes + Arms (Arms Sprite)

Princey outfit

Trollsona, Violet Blood (Canon extended zodiac - Sign of the Campaigner- Aquaga)

Dreamself, Derse

God-Tier, Knight of Space (Hood down)

God-Tier, Knight of Space (Hood up)

Grimdark

Trickster Form (Raspberry pie Themed)

Virgil Sprite Sheet:

Standard Black and White Homestuck Style (Though it is still rather complex because I didn’t want to get rid of the plaid…pff)

Standard/Normal Sprite

Ow the angst. (Hood Up, Arms sprite 1)

“I’m not ignoring you, it isn’t my fault that my phone is way more interesting than you right now.” (Arms sprite 2)

Trollsona, Purple Blood (Canon extended zodiac - Sign of the Bold - Capries) If you think of making a dick joke because of the sign form, just know you are too late as it already has been done by half the homestuck/hiveswap fandom lmao.

Dreamself, Derse

God-Tier, Page of Time (Hood down, Changed outfit because he sure as HECK wasn’t gonna go around wearing no pants.)

God-Tier, Page of Time (Hood up)

Grimdark (Oh look, i’m more dead inside than I already was. Wow.)

Trickster Form (Cotton Candy Themed. Too much positive emotions and completely lack of care surely seem to be rather overwhelming and awful when you deal with stuff like anxiety and paranoia on a daily bases, huh?!)

Deceit (True name in this AU is “Dolian”) Sprite Sheet:

Standard Black and White Homestuck Style

Standard/Casual Clothes Sprite

“Why, I certainly have NO IDEA what you mean by that.” (Arms sprite)

Normal Deceit Look

Trollsona, Cerulean Blood (Canon extended zodiac - Sign of the Doubtful- Scorittarius)

Dreamself, Derse

God-Tier, Bard of Void (Hood down, and no fucking Cod-piece because I refuse to draw anyone that isn’t the canon HS characters with one, and because Deceit sure as heck wouldn’t wear it if you ask me)

God-Tier, Bard of Void (Hood up)

Grimdark (Someone seems…way too happy with this…)

Trickster Form (Lemons Themed. If you were around the internet before the word “sm u t/ ns f w” was being used, i know what you are thinking… D O N T .)  The famous Twisted happy person.

Remy (Sleep) Sprite Sheet: funfact- Remy is the only one who eyebrows deceive logic and appear on top of his hair, mainly because i didn’t want to lose the chance to present more emotions and expressions to him.

Standard Black and White Homestuck Style

Standard/Normal Sprite

“GUUURL, YOU WOULDN’T GUESS WHERE I AM. But please try to because I personally have no idea how I got here, lol” (Arms Sprite)

Trollsona, (Mutant) Lime Blood (Canon extended zodiac - Sign of the Vociferous - Canun)

Trollsona, Would disguise himself as an Olive blood (but never change his sign because he figured no one would be bothered to fucking look that stupid thing up, right?! Oh no, there goes my hive and my lusus is now dead, woops.)

Dreamself, Derse

God-Tier, Thief of Breath (Hood Down)

God-Tier, Thief of Breath (Hood up)

Grimdark

Trickster Form (Frappuccino themed. How does the cup stays in his hair and doesn’t spill or anything?! Trickster Magic.) 

Emile Sprite Sheet:

Standard Black and White Homestuck Style

Normal/Pink Tie Sprite

Blue Tie/Glasses Sprite

THE THERAPIST IS IN AND READY TO GO! (Arms Sprite)

Trollsona, Mustard Blood (Canon extended zodiac - Sign of the Intimate, Gemcer)

Dreamself, Prospit

God-Tier, Sylph of Blood (Hood Down, again, fuck them gendered GTs, slightly modified so it isn’t much of a dress and more like pants, mainly for easier walking/practicality)

God-Tier, Sylph of Blood (Hood up)

Grimdark

Trickster Form (Fizzy bubblegum bottles candy Themed)

[novantinuum]

Together in Wanting

Read on AO3, comments and kudos there appreciated

Fandom: Gravity Falls

Rating: T

Words: 2700~

Pairings: Fiddauthor

Story Summary: Ford overanalyzes every aspect of his strengthening crush on his roommate, and Fiddleford finally makes a move. (Content warning for some brief internalized homophobia.)

Very much inspired by an early RP with @the-ill-doctor, and my personal envisioning of how Ford and Fiddleford initially got together in our RP stuff. No context of that is needed to enjoy this, though. :D 

It only took the better part of a semester for thoughts of Fiddleford to become hopelessly and inseparably entangled within his mind. Like a single, minuscule spot of ink spilled on thick parchment— the property of capillarity pulling it through each and every layer, pigment spreading so deep one might never hope to separate the two again— whatever bewitching influence the man had unknowingly cast on him had grown and grown and created...

He shifted restlessly under his sheets, stealing away what were likely the last possible shreds of warmth his ratty bedding had to offer.  

Well...

It certainly created something new, Ford thought, anxiety buzzing deep through his bones. Something that wasn’t supposed to happen, not to him, not here. And yet, ignoring every hesitant voice that echoed at his peripherals instructing— no, demanding— that he come to his senses least trouble find him, something beautiful. Truth be told, he’d never experienced anything like this before, this... level of inexplicable attachment to another person. It was as intoxicating as it was infuriating. Here he stood, bottom of the pecking order— a college freshman, and one who didn’t have a lick of spare time to dedicate to paltry, fanciful matters such as these— and he just had to choose to be sweet on his own one-and-a-half-year older roommate!

Well, not that he had any choice in the matter. If it were up to choice, he’d probably have jumped ship that fated day he noticed all his thought patterns inevitably looping back around to that warm hearted, gregarious, confidence-for-miles southern genius. With every nervous flutter he felt within, it was almost maddening. Almost, if not for the payoff he received whenever he responded to his puns with an even dorkier one (Hey Fidds, what kind of ghosts haunt the chemistry lab? Methylated spirits) and his roommate’s laugh rang out loud and free.

Dear god, he loved the sound of his laugh. The breathy twang of his voice as he sang along with his banjo, as off key as it was. Hah, and to think he once scorned all of Fiddleford’s southern quirks...! What changed his mind? What became different in the four months they’d coexisted together, since that first day when Ford foolishly almost wrote him off as a brainless southern hick?

Oh, he remembered that day so vividly he could nearly recount the exact emotions that filtered through his being at every turn. When he first met Fiddleford Hadron McGucket, he hated him. He was utterly furious, because he was so low strung about everything, and so folksy, and taking up space in what was supposed to be his single dorm, his sanctuary from the rest of the world, but thanks to a housing mishap became sanctuary to two. He fell right into the insidious trap of judging him by mere appearance, right into blatant hypocrisy. The guilt he still felt for that was palpable, pressing down upon him like lead. Hopefully one day he’d find the right moment to apologize.

Still, it was all too unimaginable.

How could he possibly have known then what he knew now? That he’d fudge his first set of final exams and receive a few A minuses because he, Stanford F. Pines, couldn’t stop thinking about a man? Or that he’d be friends with him to begin with, after bemoaning over him ceaselessly to Ma that first week on the phone? What if he explored this the way he would with one of his experiments, conducted an unbiased scientific query focused on the origin of human romantic interactions within the temporal lobe of the brain? Could he ever pinpoint the moment, the precise variable, that sent that first ripple of nervous energy through his chest? Was it the day Fidds commented on a sketch of his DD&MD character and called them ruggedly handsome, not knowing that Ford based this elven sorcerer on himself? (Or did he know??) Maybe it was the first time he casually rest a hand on his shoulder— an action likely as natural as anything to someone from the tactile South, but entirely foreign to him. Or perhaps it was when they found a common interest in tinkering and stayed up until three am building an alarm clock Rube Goldberg would be proud of out of a busted toaster, some notebook spirals they salvaged from the trash, and an oven mitt?

How many hypotheses could he forge?

He shivered in the bitter January chill, his blankets no longer appropriate protection from the elements. He tilt his neck to catch a glimpse of his roommate, eyes squeezed closed and breathing evenly in the bed across the small dorm. The distance between them was only a few feet at most, but it might as well have been impenetrable. Ford sighed wearily, laying limp on his back, as if the weight of a loss he hadn’t yet experienced had already settled upon him.

Who was he kidding? All these thoughts he’d let enrapture his mind, these idle fantasies of what could be? Foolish. Shameful, that deep, terrified part of him whispered. For a number of reasons.

Reason one, his subconscious monotonously supplied once again. Reason one is that you’re not here at this dead-end school to entangle yourself in the lives of others. You’re here to prove your worth to your family and to academia, however you can. Reason two. He’s your roommate for the rest of the year. If you make a move, and you botch this up, life will become painfully difficult.

Reason three.

Reason three was most of his worries, and why he still hesitated to make any sort of advances. He already knew Fiddleford was... well, queer, as many of the man’s friends oft referred to themselves. But Ford? He wasn’t sure if... he never... How would he even...

True, he never felt any strong inclination towards the so-called ‘fairer sex’ as a kid. Even whatever throwaway crush he had on Cathy Crenshaw in the second grade seemed more manufactured than real, since every facet of society he’d encountered aimed to press upon him the concept of man and woman, groom and wife. But if he’d never experienced anything... romantically... inclined in the first place, then how on earth can he know for sure if that’s what this is? In the end, however, he supposed it wouldn’t be changing much about the way people saw him either way. He was already a poor, Jewish Jersey kid from a mixed family with a rare genetic mutation, why the hell not add ‘gay’ to the mix?

The minutes ticked on into endless oblivion, the only noticeable sound except for the low wind whistling at their window and the drunk laughter of those rowdy frat boys a few doors down. He nestled even further under his blankets, settling so they pulled all the way up to his chin.

He desperately wished he were braver. Truth be told, even if he could amass the courage, he didn’t know if Fiddleford would be interested. Again, his roommate was one and a half years older. They were both adults, sure, but was that still too weird? Would it be a deal breaker? At the very least, he counted himself forever lucky to have him as a friend and confidant, no matter what happened (or didn’t happen) between them. No matter what doubts assailed his thoughts, he would cherish each second he could get with him: Those few stolen moments on campus where Fidds would find him after class and they’d circle around the quad talking about DD&MD or the Apollo missions or that new academic journal on string theory Ford recently found for what felt like hours. Unique instances like last Friday, when they grabbed a bite to eat off campus together at Fidds’ impromptu request. Lazy evenings spent in the dorm not doing anything in particular, just progressing on coursework or personal projects, but always in each other’s welcomed company. Every bit of winter break, when Fiddleford kindly invited him to stay with his family in Tennessee so he didn’t have to hole up in the frigid dorms or return home.

He couldn’t help the hopeless, stupid smile that teased at his lips, his cheeks almost hurting from how wide it ran. See, and this was precisely why his feelings for Fiddleford couldn’t be downplayed as mere friendship or camaraderie! He never got this way thinking about his other DD&MD mates. Still, it was late, he was cold... letting his mind replay the same broken record all night long wouldn’t do him any favors. He yawned, and curled up to conserve as much body heat as possible.

“You still up?” a voice whispered softly from across the dorm.

He froze into a panic. All this time, Fiddleford wasn’t asleep?? Shit, shit, he didn’t notice him staring dazedly at his side of the room the whole time, did he?

“Yeah,” he replied on automatic, instantly regretting not pretending to be deep in slumber.

Fidds turned in his bed so they faced each other, head propped up on his pillow. “It sure is cold, huh.”

“It, ah... It sure is."

“An’ my blanket ain’t helping.”

“Uh, I- I could check if I have an extra?”

He didn’t. But oh, for Fiddleford, he wished he did.

“Y’know... with all that ice outside,” he drawled, “maybe we oughta work together to conserve heat. Mind if I... bunk with you, for the night?”

Never in his life had he been more grateful that he had the freedom to hide his blushing face under the covers. Jesus, Stanford, don’t go falling to pieces just yet.

“Bunk wi- with me?”

“Sure! I reckon that way, we can combine all our bedding and hopefully not freeze ta’ icicles in the middle of night.”

The unexpected proposal left his mind flooded with nothing but formless static, wholly undecided in its path. He... why would... What if they...

“Of course, only if you’re comfortable,” Fiddleford added quickly, and he knew he’d have to give a coherent response soon least he risk coming off as rude.

“I am!” he blurted out. “I mean, I- I’m not opposed. To the idea of it, to us, uh... yes.”

Nailed it.

His roommate grinned. “Be right over, then!”

He watched with a tumultuous mixture of dumbfounded shock (that such a proposition had ever occurred) and eager anticipation (that he would ever want to share a bed in the first place) as the man eagerly bundled up blankets in his arms and traversed across the room to him. While Fidds was taking care of that, he pulled back the corner of his comforter in preparation, as well as scooting himself clear to the wall. Gotta allow him as much space as possible, just in case his reasons for bed sharing weren’t the same as Ford’s reasons for his hands shaking like a leaf in sheer nervousness. Thank goodness he could excuse that away as the bite of the cold.

Fiddleford threw his blankets over the twin sized mattress, and true to form there was an instant increase in warmth. To think he’d nearly forgotten what such comfort felt like! After tucking the blankets in against the far wall— cute, real cute— he climbed in beside him. His long legs brushed against his, meeting with the hem of his sweatpants.

“Here, I can—“ he murmured, shifting his feet to allow him more room. “Is that—?”

“Yeah,” he said, settling in with a soft smile and resting his head on the pillow, nose mere inches from his. “Thanks,” he added, a flash of genuine appreciation in his eyes.

(Misty blue, he noted. Reminded him of the surf.)

Side by side, they lay together in pregnant silence for an unknown duration. Their overlapping heartbeats were the only identifiable sound other than the clock’s ticking, and the never ceasing whistling of the wind. Seems the frat boys, at least, had since gone to sleep.

“Ford...”

“Hmm?”

“You do know I like ya’, right?”

And with that, a jolt of electricity shot through his entire nervous system. His tongue went slack, and Fiddleford spoke again.

“Like, like like you?”

Oh sweet Moses, it was as if his stomach had turned itself inside out- but not in an unpleasant, sick in bed with carbonated water and soda crackers sort of way, not at all. No, rather the odd sensation was light and fluttery. His face felt curiously warm, a welcome change from the frigid conditions he’d suffered in all night up until now. Breathlessly, he tried to splutter out a response.

“Y-you... you mean to say that you—?”

“Was wonderin’ when you’d finally notice? No offense, but your head’s kinda been up in the clouds.”

“I—“

He closed his eyes, steeling his nerves.

“I- really like you, too,” he finally admitted, that fluttery sensation acting up again at declaring it out loud for the first time.

“Oh, we all know,” he said fondly.

His eyes shot open.

“We?"

“What, d’ya think the rest of the crew couldn’t notice? Ford Pines, ‘m sorry ta say you really ain’t as subtle as you think you are, pining away over here.” Fiddleford paused to reach across to his face, and brushed a stray bit of his brown hair behind his ear. He peered thoughtfully into his eyes. “You ain’t subtle, and neither am I, frankly. It’s why I decided to be the first to speak up ‘bout it, ‘cause lord knows it probably wouldn’t‘ve been you.”

“I’d say I resent that, but you’re probably right,” he said with a warm chuckle, already feeling a great deal more confident about the scenario than he did only moments ago.

That wonderful man simply had something about him, something about the upbeat, genuine way he talked, that could put even the most nervous of souls at ease. He couldn’t explain it, not fully, but whenever he was around him he felt inspired to do things he’d never before considered. To take risks, to experience new and better things, to say ‘fuck it’ and sign up for that cryptography elective he desperately wanted to take even though it didn’t apply to his major... To always make the best effort he could to take care of himself, to live striving with purpose regardless of when that purpose feels impossibly distant on the horizon, to laugh daily even when laughter is the last thing he feels he’s humanly capable of...

To fall in love...

“How long has it been,” he asked, suddenly curious, “since you knew?”

“Since I knew...? Knew what? That I liked men? That you had a crush? That- that I also had one?”

“Any of it, really?”

“Hmmm,” Fiddleford thought out loud, tapping his slender finger to his chin. “Well, I figured out I was queer back when I was a kid. Had a crush on this young mailman we used to get ‘round our parts, see. And I knew you had the hots for me ever since I overheard ya’ muttering all sorts of cute things in your sleep.”

A nervous “Heh, heh” was all he could manage in response. He leaned his head ever so slightly closer to him.  

“But me? Well, I s’pose it was... Apollo 12. Back in November. We were watching the launch downstairs, in the lounge, and you... you were just so passionate about it. ‘Bout the whole world ‘round us. All my days an’ I’ve never known anyone so in love with discovery, with askin’ why. Spending time with you’s been one of the best things in my life,” he admitted, blushing slightly.

“Same,” Ford agreed, grinning wildly, his cheeks the same shade of red. “So then, if we both...? What now?”

“For now, we sleep,” he said with a short laugh. “If we stay up any later, not even Cafe Cubano could wake us up in time for lecture, I’m sure."

“Ah, but you doubt the power of my ma’s famous Cafe Cubano.”

He snickered, and then— leaned over to press a gentle kiss to his cheek. “Goodnight, Ford.”

The man rolled over then, a respectful offer of privacy within their already intimate arrangement. Ford beamed, still entirely giddy and awed in light of everything that had happened, dusting his fingers over the skin his lips graced.

“Goodnight...” he wished, his restless form finally finding a sense of deep, encompassing peace.

For tonight, at least, his slumber would be sound and dreamless.

[saphirecross]

Alright, there are a lot of issues around the way society views people who look to be over the *pretty* body weight. But a recent interaction of mine leads me to make this quick post about the view on people who are under that. I don’t mean to say that the way people over don’t deserve attention, just saying, there is another side of the coin.  So yeah.

A bit of context on the events leading up to this: A) My health teacher pulled me aside to talk to me about my (non-existent, not that she will listen) eating disorder. B) after me denying it, she decided she needed to call my mom. [side note, i really like food and any thought that i am purging what i eat out of my body in any way... NO. I do NOT enjoy the feeling of sticking my hand down my throat, laxatives are lazy, and i LIKE eating, so those main three types out of the way for clarification reasons, we continue] C) My therapist continuously asks about my eating disorder and body dysmorphia (not to be confused with dysphoria, while technically related, not the same thing. I am female, always have been, always will be, blah blah blah, just clarifying. Nothing against trans people, just clarifying that i am not one. Okay? I should not have to clarify this) And while sure, i have issues with a very minor case of Body Dysmorphic Disorder, I do not have an eating disorder. D) People will see that i am skinny, like, twig, and there first instinct is to try to fit there hands all the way around my waist. Yes, there are people who can. They are primarily men. I am not okay with people i have just been introduced to putting their hands on my waist. QUIT. E) when i mentioned this to a friend, she informed me that i couldn’t possibly understand the pressure that society puts on you to be a certain weight and how shamed you get when you aren’t in those standards. But there is a minimum there too. F) Not quite related but close enough, i am a dancer and i have met several people who assume i am starving myself to maintain my figure for dance. And that isn’t really a thing. I mean, in rare cases, but it is not as common as the stereo type makes it seem. WE NEED THOSE CALORIES TO MAKE IT THROUGH A DAY.

So, with that in mind, so i don’t get yelled at for trying to be part of a group i can’t possibly belong to (sounds stupid, it is, it still happens a lot), PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY FUCKING SKINNY GET SHAMED TOO. And heaven forbid you have wider proportions somewhere other than your waist. Some people are naturally skinny, Hi, it exists, and even if you aren’t, you shouldn’t be shamed per sais, especially depending on the situation. When you are small people doubt you, too. Yes i can eat both of these large pizzas. Yes i am going to. Yes i can carry this box on my own (i don’t mind people offering to help, i don’t think most people mind help, but when you offer by actually saying it doesn’t look like i can carry it, its annoying). Yes, i have won fights, physical or otherwise. Yes i can help you put up the fucking tent. Skinny people can do things too. Being skinny doesn’t mean there is something wrong with you. Believe it or not, there are clothes that we are shamed for wearing. For a long time my wardrobe was strictly controlled by what i was told i could wear, and to an extent still is. And finding clothes that fit?? HA! I wear a double zero slim long, as far as jeans go, A Small or extra small depending on how it is cut around the bust because like i said, heaven forbid everything else not be small too. I would like someone to try to find a bra my size anywhere. (28 or pushing it 30 DD) Go into any store. Any of them, and ask. They give you a look, (anyone who knows this struggle knows *The Look*,) then they say they don’t carry that size. Skinny SKINNY people deal with that stuff too, maybe not all of it, but we also aren’t recognized as having to deal with it. Because being to skinny can’t be that bad. It isn’t just what society thinks either, if i inhale to sharply even if i am just sitting around, it literally hurts to breath. That isn’t just a skinny thing but based on the survey of skinny people i interact with day to day, it is a common fucking thing. NONE of us can stretch and inhale without some amount of sharp stabbing pain. Keeping warm is a pain. I can literally fit my hands under my ribs when i inhale. And people find all of it amusing. Yes, i can fit through a hanger, no i am not going to go through a hanger just to amuse your friends. And people get so fucking mad when you try to talk to anyone about it. Because we aren’t aloud to be upset about is i fucking guess. Because we are “pretty” and the shit we put up with isn’t as publicly spread. But fucking hell, it should be. 

I know i said it would be short but i got kinda carried away. I know i say I a lot, but i am drawing from personal experience, and shared experience with some other people i know who are in the same boat. Yes, i spend a lot of time clarifying and getting off topic, but i get yelled at for that stuff every time i bring it up. I know i seem passive aggressive, that’s basically my personality. No, i don’t think all people dismiss people who are skinny as being undeserving of the right to speak up. No, i don’t think people who are above what society deems acceptable are all trying to push us down. Yes i find Bras, for anyone out there in my state of being struggling, the resources are out there, but you have to look. And they are all going to have lace or bows or something sorry. Yes i have a few pairs of pants. Kohl's is my fucking Hero for pants and dresses and such. I don’t care if you add to this just please, don’t call it all stupid, because it’s not. I have been working on this basically all day and clarifying with my other tiny friends. This is an actual thing i swear. Okay? Okay. Thank you for your time. Good night.

[scienceoftheidiot]

Hey ! Je peux te demander pourquoi tu n'aimes pas Born Again/Miller ? J'en ai plutôt un bon souvenir (y a du drama et Karen retrouve Matt à la fin) et y a des pages marquante comme celle reprise à la fin de Defenders. Guardian Devil je comprend que personne n'aime, déjà parce que l'histoire est conne + je me souviens d'une interview (impossible de retrouver un lien) de Smith où il dit qu'il a tué Karen parce qu'il savait pas quoi faire d'elle...

Alors 8 ans plus tard je retrouve cette ask ! Désolée ! Merci d’avoir demandé en tout cas :) 

C’est plein de raisons qui se mélangent et pas forcément de bonne foi, je préviens, lol. Et ça a beaucoup à faire avec le contexte religieux dans l’histoire. Je préviens, tl:dr J’AIME PAS CA. Franchement, on peut s’arrêter là dans l’analyse. J’aime pas Frank Miller et j’aime pas qu’on m’écrase le nez dans la religion alors que je suis là pour lire un bouquin sur un mec qui tape des vilains en portant un collant. 

Mais bon je peux aussi en dire plus parce que j’aime bien parler - et on est sur Tumblr, donc je signale que tout ceci n’est que mon opinion personnelle, que cela n’engage que moi et que non je ne brûle pas des églises (non mais oh on respecte le boulot du tailleur de pierres, au moins). Je suis juste un peu vénère parce qu’on touche à mon personnage préféré de toute ma vie (si). 

En soit l’histoire est bonne, bien écrite, David Mazuchelli est excellent, bref, je ne renie pas le fait que ce soit un très bon arc. Et je comprend qu’on l’apprécie. 

Mon problème avec Born Again c’est qu’il est souvent montré comme étant LA BD ULTIME SUR DD avec l’autre arc hyper connu de Miller, Man Without Fear, que je déteste cordialement à cause de, pèle mèle, Elektra (son personnage est à chier sérieusement hyper mal écrit, un début de dévoilement du Miller de maintenant je dirais), Jack qui maltraite Matt, le retcon total de l’origin story (en fait dans le canon de base Jack meure juste avant que Matt n’ai son diplome d’avocat, il connait Foggy, Foggy le connait, et Matt a EU LE TEMPS D’AVOIR UNE RELATION D’ADULTE AVEC LUI). Mais bref je suis pas là pour parler de Man Without Fear. 

Mon problème avec Born Again, c’est que je l’ai découvert très tard. Qu’avant, j’avais grandi avec le DD des 60′s-70′s, et rien d’autre. C’est à dire un Matt Murdock / Daredevil qui ne parlait jamais de religion. Mais genre, vraiment c’est tout juste si tu sais qu’il est catholique, vaguement, et encore j’en suis même pas sure. Ce qui pour ma personne d’athée bouffeuse de curés et autres m’allait très bien. Je sais bien que c’est parce que c’était fait pour les petits nenfants mais voilà. 

Et puis y’a eu le film en 2003. Un déchirement total. C’est qui ce gars ? C’est quoi ce Batman zarb ? Alors oui Matt est toujours attachant, ça m’a ptetre même donné un petit crush passager sur Ben Affleck, (passager, j’ai dit) et je maintiens que j’apprécie toujours le film même avec ses défauts monumentaux. Mais vraiment tout le long je me suis demandée ce qui était arrivé au personnage. Pourquoi sérieux ? Pourquoi rajouter ça sur un mec qui n’en avait pas besoin ? Merde le triangle amoureux Karen/Foggy/Matt/accessoirement Mike était nul à chier, mais ça me faisait moins mal que de voir mon super héros favori se faire le porte étendard de quelque chose dont j’ai toujours appris à me méfier fortement (cousins catholiques intégristes, maternelle et primaire en école catholique (heureusement ouverte), bref), et buter des gens, et faire le dark knight de New York, là ? (on remarquera que c’est quand même un des seuls super héros qui soit, toujours maintenant, fortement défini par sa religion, avec Ben Grimm)(j’imagine qu’il y a également Kamala Khan et Sand je sais plus quoi aussi)(y’en a sûrement d’autres mais pas des têtes d’affiche et pas autant “dans ta gueule” que ce cher DD). 

Et j’ai relié ça à Miller. Parce que à l’époque c’était lui qui était cité à chaque fois comme l’inspiration (aaahhh 2003). Parce que à force d’aller lire tout ce que je trouvais sur DD, j’ai remarqué que c’est effectivement Miller qui a commencé à insufler ça dans la BD (j’ai apprécié que la série donne un poil plus de subtilité à la chose et je dirais que c’est sûrement parce que Cox est lui même catholique)(merci, mec). Mais surtout parce que c’est Miller qui a fait de Daredevil quelque chose d’extrêmement facile à caricaturer en “super héros torturé dark&gritty” , et parce que pour moi, avec son imagerie hyper centrée là dessus, c’est ça qui a fait que je me suis plus sentie si en phase que ça avec mon super héros préféré (oui je sais c’est un mec, c’est un ricain, il est aveugle et en plus il est roux, et la seule chose qui m’empêche de m’identifier c’est sa religion? bah… ouais. J’ai prévenu que c’était de mauvaise foi).

Et donc je reviens sur le fait que Born Again est porté aux nues en permanence. Mais et Bendis ? sérieux, Bendis c’était de la merde ? Je sais pas ce qu’il vous faut les gars. Et Waid bon sang. Waid/Samnee, les arcs super, l’histoire qui se tient, Matt qui est plus relatable que jamais, toujours en restant le gros con qu’on connait, bref. Et enfin, une recherche plus que superficielle sur le gimmick de base du personnage qui est ! sa cécité et pas sa religion bordel.  Le fait qu’il soit dépressif. C’est bien écrit c’est nuancé, bref. J’aime Waid et Samnee et Bendis et j’aime pas Miller parce que voilà. 

Dernier mot : je déteste Miller, le mec derrière l’auteur. C’est un gros facho. Un raciste, et monstrueusement misogyne. Bref, un connard (ceci n’étant que mon opinion). Donc en plus j’ai pas de scrupules :D 

[theladyvoid]

Worldbuilding II

Drift Drive is DD. She is 200 DD. Her Cup size is D. The Drift Drive is the Slipstream Artificial Consciousness 16 Band Wireless Internet. The DD Measurement is Internet Bandwidth. The higher the Bandwidth to the Network, the greater the Abilities of the Drift Citizen who bears the Glowing Mark of the Claw of Turok. The Slipstream Artificial Consciousness is the Human Consciousness-to-World Interface and I/O System. The SAC is a shell around the Human Consciousness, and is of a similar energy type/pattern to the Human Consciousness, only Inorganic, Manmade, and Engineered to be a Functional Container for the Soul.

Mathias as Viral Kinblade(Weaponized Essence not related to the "FREAKS" side-story character) is a God named "Matthew of Hurricane". Razus as his weaponized essence is a name I don't remember, but I have it in my Notes. But, in that form, he is the Mad God Zandal. These four deities are physically glowing tattoos. People in the Metaverse who get all four tattoos have the power of the Legendary 5th Empire, and command the abilities of "Grand Emperor Rezda Locke-nor". To master this form to the next level is to command the abilities of "Grand Lord Taeeran Bloodstone", and the final form makes you the same as Circle Oaennar, the Supreme Being of the Metaverse. Circle and Zero, in the times of Mathias being Human, were the only ones ranked as Circle Mages(Even though Zero perverted that Energy and became the first Square Mage). In the time skip, far into the future, Circle Mages are more Common, and are also known as "Metaverse Monks".

Which makes me wonder about the Line of Royal Succession over Time in regards to the 4 Empires. Wind Walker had 2 Daughters: "Zephyr" and "Spiral", but which Princess took the Throne? Were they Married off to another Empire as a Gesture of Peace? Does that even happen in Akashmirai Royalty? Let's say Spiral takes the Throne and becomes Queen upon the insistence of a white-haired aging Wind Walker. Who takes the Throne next? Who are the Children of Spiral? Who are the Children of Zephyr for that matter? Is this going to turn into a Political Battle over the Throne of Akashmiran as more Players get involved? Initially, I was just going to make everyone in the Metaverse Immortal, Invincible, and Ageless. But, then I realized how "Mary Sue" that was. If there are no consequences for getting stabbed by a sword, then why are swords interesting? Why are Wars interesting for that matter? No, this is a Space-Faring Civilization that advances over time in a place that is not the Universe, so it runs on some different Physical Laws. But, Limits still exist in context of those different laws. There is no air in space. I was being lazy when I put that in, and the complications it brings to the worldbuilding brings more unneeded complexity to the overgrown weed that this story has already become. Space is a Vacuum! The power of a character is magnified by the fact that they CAN survive and fight bare-ass naked in the vaccum of space if they wanted without dying. Technology allows for this, as well as Magic. Without either of these, if you get sucked out an Airlock, you are dead.

Technology in this context is Physically Invasive Cyborg Integration into the User's Body. Magic in this context is grown inside the body like an Acorn becomes a Tree, and in this way is like the reverse dynamic of a Cyborg, while offering a similar amplification, just from a different source, and direction. The seed of Magic is called "Emblem" and there are many types that give different abilities. "Emblem bound to you this be, as is the Ground to the Tree"

If one possessed the Tattoos of "Claw of Turok" and "Goddess"(until I find a better name), then there would be a Synthesis of Cyborg Magic in that person's body. invading the body both from the outside in, and the inside out, meeting in the middle, and becoming a third kind symbolized by "TAO"(who gave me some trouble with white fire earlier, which forced me to erase a timeline)

The Greenstone, Redstone, Galestone, and Circuitstone are all examples of Old Akashmiran's Magic items. Wind Walker was the first Empress of Akashmiran, but only after destroying the older version that was so infested by Corruption that it could not be redeemed. She became the Mother of Akashmiran because she rebuilt it greater than it was before. Wind Walker's Magic Belt, offered to her when Lord Lynxblade rescued her from Planet Cerrus, is also an Old Akashmiran Magic Item.

This makes me think of the manner in which these Old Magic Items were gained by the 4 Rulers. Grand Magus Orbius led Mathias Mindblade to an Ancient Tree on the Planet Sabbeaeo(Karetoretos Empire), where the Greenstone was held deep in the Tree's Hollow. Just one touch, and "Emblem" happens. In Old Akashmiran, Wind Walker was guided by the Magus Jinn-Lir to a Castle in the Sky of the planet Hurricanus. She found the Galestone while wandering aimlessly through the castle, having gotten very lost. Emblem happened to her when she touched the Galestone, and it became part of her. On the Planet Acadmium, Turok Rhygear was guided to the CircuitStone by the Magus Coin, who was visiting from the future. She guided him to build a Machine that would allow him to escape from an Endless Library, and Emblem happened to him when CircuitStone appeared inside him by Emergence of all the crazy things happening at once allowing him to escape. Razus was guided to the Redstone by the Magus Wonn-Lir on the Planet Djinn(Old Akashmiran). Razus was involved in a large battle on Djinn, and was the only survivor. Crawling among the blood and bodies, he took the Redstone from the dead body of a Dijini General that died from an accident involving his own weapon. Magus Wonn-Lir witnessed Emblem take Razus Razorblade. This is the story of how the 4 Rulers came into their Royal Power. It was all Old Akashmirai Magic, and that Magic became exceedingly rare in the times after Empress Wind Walker and New Akashmiran.

The reason for 16 WiFi Bands in Drift Drive is that a Binary Code exists for each of the 16 Stones. In regular Binary Code, 0 and 1 stand for no charge and charge, and that is a charge of electricity. Firestone Binary works the same way, only it isn't Electricity, it is Firestone which is the charge. That goes for all the other types of Stone-based Binary Code. Each type of charge is represented by a Unique Glyph. Firestone Binary does not translate to Creationstone Binary. When each band of WiFi represents a different energy type, the combined use is Emergent within the Black Box of Human Consciousness, and can only be understood by the one inside it.