#it’s fucking peak y’all

[koobird]

Me before yesterday: I’m really excited for the TTYD remake, I’ve always wanted to play it, but I’m honestly worried all of these people hyping it up as the greatest game ever are really overrating it. I mean, it’s just a Mario game, how good can it really be?

Me last night after having such a good time I played the game for nine hours straight:

[nyazaii]

Something I’ve noticed

[nubbims]

What if..

[simpingforclaudette]

i was watching twin peaks last night and they briefly mentioned bend, oregon, which is where longlegs takes place. so yes, twin peaks and longlegs are set in the same universe ((:

[quinnorion]

No because y’all love telling (IF) authors what to do with their story… it’s just (bratty) complaining with no constructive criticism whatsoever. "I don’t like this, change it. I don’t like this character, remove them from the story. I don’t care if it’s integral to the plot, it’s not to my liking." It reads like "I’m the reader, you must cater to my every whim"

I don’t know about y’all, but when I don’t like a story or where it’s going, I just don’t keep reading it. Like why would I put myself through that?!

There are so many other stories out there you could enjoy but you’re out here acting entitled to the author’s work and being miserable hiding behind anon solely because you didn’t get every single thing you wanted.

[kuja-kujaku]

lmao I’m not even 32 yet and someone asked me when I’m going to start coloring my grey hair. never, actually, it’s a condition. it’s called Pretty Boy Disease and it’s terminal. it just gets worse as I get older, I just keep getting more and more grey hairs until I’m so hot people can’t stand to look at me. make sure it’s an open-casket funeral, don’t put me in the ground without getting a good eyeful bc I worked hard for these sultry little grey binches.

[80yearoldmanmoodboard]

My ADHD riddled ass who hasn’t finished a real book since 5th grade somehow managed to sit down and read The Autobiography of Special Agent Dale Cooper: My Life In Tapes in its entirety yesterday and in my completion of it I’d like to share excerpts of the Sleep Experiment Cooper did on himself in College:

[gracieheartspedro]

nini encouraging me to torture everyone who reads “your needs, my needs” and make the slow burn really burn is everything I needed and more.

you guys are not getting joel dick on the first date. but god, will you want it so bad, you’ll want to scream.

thanks @ilovepedro , this first chapter will be for you (;

[afterlife-2004]

SONIC MOVIE 3 POSTER BABYYYYYYYYYY!

🦔💨💙💥🦔❤️🖤⚡️

[gonuclear]

ONE PIECE IS PEAK

[trans-wojak]

Hello, I am random internet person and your post didn’t specifically cater to my mental illness symptoms and because I’m the main character in every event, here is a paragraph on why you’re ableist scum and should die.

[applecherry108]

So. One Piece. It’s time to admit that my only prior consumption of it was…the 4kids version. 😅 Which I remember enjoying quite a bit as a kid, and I only really stopped watching bc it went off the air in the US, and when it came back, I was just finishing college and moving across the country. So like. Priorities. 😅

Anyways, so idk if it’s bc of the absolute botch-job of the 4Kids version, or simply that it’s been nearly 20 years, but yooooo I Do Not Remember Zoro being this hilariously aloof. 😂 I don’t really remember him having much a personality at all tbh. But I hope this live action version is at least semi-accurate bc his drunken deadpan is killing me. 😂

[crowlore]

nobody ever told meryl about wolfwood

[merriclo]

things that inspired the characterization of my linkverse characters, in no particular order :)

joan of arc

guy who rawdogs the florida everglades on tiktok

harumi from lego ninjago

“the fine print” by stupendium

the trojan war

miyamoto musashi, famous rōnin of the early Edo period of japan

the jurassic park novels

matt hooper, from jaws

the old men my mom works with who were banned from a domino tournament for excessive cursing

henry emily’s speech from fnaf 6

my sister’s cat

coyote peterson

[whump-queen]

The new ghost and pals song reminds me of you akia… especially this part

ohHHHHMYGOD THIS SONG IS MY FUCKING GENDER

IVE NEVER FELT SO SEEN BY A PIECE OF MEDIA IN MY LIFE

[pollenallergie]

plus size women in low-rise skirts/jeans and baby tees… can i have thy hand in marriage???