#it’s not all fun and games

[oreo-creampie]

Every time my hubby wishes he was another inch longer I’m grateful he isn’t, because my god I’m feeling those seven inches beneath my belly button

[bitchypuppystarlight]

You know what shouldn’t be hard? Grocery shopping.

Today I had to go to goodwill which is right next to a Vons (Albertsons) so instead of driving to Walmart (it’s cheaper and momma is on a budget) I decided to go to Vons.

I’ve been to the Vons in Echo Park & Little Armenia so this should be no big deal. Except I forgot that it took at least a year to map out those stores and get the layout down and I always had Jaden with me to help me stay on track. I like to go shopping with other people cause my stupid adhd brain will flip script and who knows if I’m coming out with everything I need or if I’m spending a couple hundred dollars on nothing I need.

Once I feel comfortable with a new place I’m usually okay (I can still have really bad adhd days but they’re not as bad in a familiar environment) with shopping on my own as long as I only need a few things (10 items or less).

Well this time I was on my own, it was a new place, it was hot, & I was trying to think of what I wanted for dinner. It was a disaster waiting to happen.

I spent over $300 and forgot 7 things. Two they didn’t have but that’s besides the point.

So here I am feeling terribly disappointed in myself because if I had just gone to Walmart I probably would have gotten everything I needed & even if my adhd brain decided to have a little fun I still probably would have spent a lot less.

I hate having adhd.

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[verflares]

just how long is forever? // not long enough, with you

pssst. check this out on inprnt :]

[ink-the-artist]

Video game I saw in a dream. It was in this low poly style like an older video game. You play as this character I think was meant to be a lamb, or maybe a weird mix of a lamb a mouse and a rabbit, (while not really looking like any of those things) and you’re running away from a wolf. Your objective is to last as long as possible before the wolf catches and eats you.

The house you’re running in is endless and bizarrely put together like most building interiors in dreams are (like the infinite toilet dream dimension on Reddit lol) the layout of the house is pretty detailed, you can stop and hide in places like closets or bins while the wolf looks for you, you can go up and down stairs and into rooms etc.

You never actually know where the wolf is or how close it is to you until it appears in your line of sight, it makes no noise and the game gives you no way of knowing where it is, and it’s pretty unpredictable it doesnt move at a consistent pace. When the wolf catches you there’s an animation showing it eating your character

[chloesimaginationthings]

This could be a kart if FLAF wasn't fucking around..

[agoldengalaxy]

baldurs gate 3 companion headcanons:

- gale talks in his sleep

- astarion once made karlach laugh so hard that she sprayed fire out of her nose

- shadowheart can and will hurt anyone on purpose, but if she accidentally hits someone/steps on their foot she secretly feels REALLY bad about it

- when karlach told gale she hadn’t read a book since primary school he nearly passed out

- wyll is an emotional drunk. he has cried about the stars being beautiful and about how proud he is of his companions

- lae’zel learned her favorite trick from some of the tiefling children: sticking her tongue out at people she hates

- when she thinks everyone is asleep, jaheira sings old lullabies. minsc and wyll are the only ones who have heard, but they don’t say anything because they don’t want her to stop

- the children love to put flowers in halsin’s hair. he loves it too, and will return the favor if they ask. he once did it to an unenthusiastic astarion, who ended up secretly liking it

- minsc takes the BEST care of his nails. boo’s too, obviously. he has let yenna paint them once or twice

- everyone has a lowkey crush on wyll

- when no one is looking, astarion likes to feed and pet scratch and the owlbear, making comments about how they’re the cutest ones there (besides him) and no one gets him like they do

- karlach asked wyll for dance lessons. she never quite gets the hang of it, but she has fun, and wyll is proud of her

- astarion and shadowheart pretend to hate each other, but gossip about everyone else when they’re not looking

- everyone actually really enjoys gale’s cooking but they’d rather die than admit that

- girls night: shadowheart and lae’zel are at each other’s throats with daggers. karlach is passed out on the floor. jaheira is drinking all the ale she can find. everything’s on fire. the next day they look back on this fondly

- boys night: halsin and gale are laying on the ground to look at the stars, stoned out of their minds. wyll and astarion are pouring their hearts out to each other. minsc and boo are making dirt castles. the next day they pretend none of it happened

[notacluedo]

My piece(s) for @aftgbigbang based on @hemmicknicky ‘s summer camp fic :D

[ninyard]

(the au where andreil gets outed pt.2)

[isjasz]

📸📸📸 (screenshot redraws :D)

[egophiliac]

tsum events really are just the best, huh

[dawnatlas]

(raven neil au) im having so many thoughts about them all the time

[the-phantom-peach]

🗣️ I like drawing pretty boys in green tunics

[ghostie-juice]

They work in odd ways.

[tues-dayy]

Pencils Down has already become one of my favorite Game Changer episodes and it hasn't even been out for 24 hours