#it’s too easy

[toomanywatchers]

[highladyluck]

I want to see the arguments so let’s go, apply the classic Kirk Spock McCoy Trio energy to the ta’veren boys.

[benzatthanin]

inside you there are two wolves: the one emotionally preparing for ibushi’s debut tonight and the one who is certain there’s a swerve coming

[anti-porn-unicorn]

do you think caffeine should be outlawed cause its addictive

You’re an idiot!

First I never said porn should be illegal. You’re delusional.

Many addictive things are legal. Many are not. Because it’s based on harm. Caffeine addiction only inconveniences the person who drinks caffeine. It doesn’t cause them to rape people or become pedos.

I mean really, if you want me to change my mind, you’re gonna have to come up with something smarter. This is so pathetic, and this is the best you got?

More proof that porn turns you people into dumbasses.

[bubbledtee]

leading on my ex bf (who was a shitty person) from like 2 years ago because i’m bored

[anewstartrekfan]

Currently imagining the Sherlock Holmes game of shadows final dance scene but in star trek’s journey to Babel. (Let’s just remove the Sarek needs heart surgery bit)

Spock first tries to piece the assassination plot together while dancing with his mother, but this fails. So he goes to where Kirk is sitting and Bones is standing next to him. Kirk makes eye contact and moves to stand, wincing cuz of the wound, but then Spock stretches his hand out to Bones. Kirk does his best to hold back his disappointment and nods at Bones, who then says, “If you insist.”

The two dance around the room while Spock explains the assassination plot and leaves it to bones to relay this to Jim, while Spock leaves to command the bridge.

Spock: Who taught you how to dance?

Bones chuckles

Bones: Jim.

Spock: I see. He did the same for me.

They both glance at Kirk (who is barely hiding his pain) then stare each other in the eye before Spock walks away.

Bones: Be careful.

Kirk and Bones find the assassin and Kirk stops him from killing Sarek. Reopening his stitches in the process so bones has to choose between saving Kirk and saving the assassin. Of course he chooses Kirk and the assassin succumbs to the rare poison.

Then Spock can save the ship separately while on the bridge.

[moonstonediaz]

plot twist. polly is acab and set the house on fire bc she hates cops and came back to survey her work

[eddywoww]

I don’t even have any real opinions about Tommy as a character (other than his real big crush on steve) but I keep turning him into such a little bitch 😩

[meathounding]

oh god i can’t even live blog this i’m screaming

i knew him calling chefs “good girl” would spark something in someone

[cowboycunt]

england is not a real place i swear to god

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[sammansonn]

I need to disable apple pay it’s way to easy to purchase things I need to be cut Off

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰