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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up
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#meme#mattsmemes#memes that make you go hmmm#accurate#wisdom#words of wisdom#elders#quotes#spot on#wisdom of the ages#so true#hormones#closure#ghosting#ghosted#snacks#nap#knitting#unravelling#back of the class#spreading wisdom#kindness#quote#quotes to remember#quotes to live by
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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it
#if you don’t know who that is I envy you he’s like if some kind of groin fungus gained consciousness#we absolutely hate you Ron#politics#Florida#bumper sticker#shitpost#memes#usa politics
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special defense
does this count as anything ???is this art
#comic#webcomic#??? i guess webcomic#microsoft paint#ms paint#this is what i imagine all those sword-eating guys do in this kind of situation#unpeeled-comics
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Seiya taking hacks with a katana.
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not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it
edit: made another one :D
#i love these kind of poems so i had a try at one#its fricked up and the quality is crap ngl but it ok#my poem#poem#poetry#original poem#poets on tumblr#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde#dr jekyll and mr hyde#jekyll and hyde#the quality is TRASH AAHHHHHHHH
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saw a video about a singer who canceled the fireworks show at her concert because she noticed that a stray dog was quietly watching her performance and she didn’t want to scare him away and maybe maybe there’s still hope for humankind
❝ Brazilian singer Taty Girl left her fans speechless during a concert when she made an unexpected decision: she suspended the fireworks show she had planned to protect a homeless dog who was attending the show. While singing, Taty noticed the presence of a dog she named “Caramelo,” who was calmly watching from a distance. Without hesitation, she told her audience: “We will not launch any more fireworks, Caramelo does not like them. Out of respect for him, we will not use them. You can see that he is there quietly, enjoying the show.” Taty’s gesture was applauded by the audience, who not only admired her sensitivity, but also suggested that she adopt the dog. According to reports, the singer listened to the voices of her fans and decided to take Caramelo home, ensuring him a life full of love and care. ❞ Vía 🎥 tt/tatygirloficial
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#dog#dogs#wholesome#kindness#animals#cute#positivity#adopt don’t shop#pet#pets#inspo#curators on tumblr
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forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason
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trauma therapy has been swell
#spacie scribbles#kind of a#vent#but not really. this is meant to be a positive post.#was having a time. drawing this helped#slight nsft#but not really#if anyone is wondering NO i have not written macaque getting sloppied...#YET!
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all the "x with mama" posts are getting to me i just drew a butch girl with her mom (who is also butch) and thought "let's look like men with mama"
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i think the reason a lot of men are screaming, puking, and crying about this is bc it forces them to acknowledge that the reason they can’t get women to like them is not actually bc of their physique but bc of their shitty personality
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every time someone says “look how they’re looking at each other! they’re in love!” about a non-canon ship i just think of the kuleshov effect for a second but then i come to my senses and decide to have fun
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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk
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